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Posted: January 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
i have never seen such a fairy
Loved it!!!!
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WHAT HAPPEND TO ALL OF THE OTHER COMMENTS?
OH I SEE IT'S A NEW ONE!
Just missed it again!!!!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Sorry darling but I've been saying that for a long time… Stupid bitch… Oh n once again congrats for talking about my nuptials. B/c unlike you, I am n will always be happy, not some bitter hag with no life…
THAT WAS FUNNY, PROPS TO YOU MY FRIEND
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – GOOD ONE! I AGREE! =]
Mario, you definitely have a face for radio!
mario your getting super fat again, nice big man titties.
Perez you're not a celebrity. Please take this video down.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – he edited the comments the big yssup.
"It feels like someone elses willy" TOO FUNNY!
Cute, nice banter.
WTF happened to the other comments? Anyway, like I said in my other comment, it looks like you're packing on the pounds again. You're so quick to point out when everyone else is.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Can you add another real picture so I can sell it? Would you like me to tell you which site has your pictures? haha
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – ha… no life? you're the one on a first-name basis with a bunch of people on an online message board. get a clue and buy some condoms you dumb slut.
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – awwww zit on the ass of society is all you will ever be dear!
***air stimulus check***
Perez is cute! Face for radio….YOU probably have a face for radio. Good clip! Thanks for posting!
Re: kmfayfdb – she doesn't see the irony because she is a complete pheasant! haha
awesome interview…the book is great!!
There is a book written by a monkey that's selling better than Mario's book (ok, that's not true but I thought it was funny). For all the "power" you seem to think you have in the entertainment world, your book is going down faster than food in your stomach.
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BTW: Real nice deleting comments you don't agree with.
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Lastly: saw your appearance so there is no need for me to watch this clip here. It was HORRIBLE. There is a reason why the comments above this one says you have a face for radio…
Faggez, it's time you accept it: you're a hasbeen. And what's up with the stupid giggling? How old are you, 5?? And the retarded movements with your hands and the nodding with your head?? Are you mongoloid??You're been whoring your book around fot quite some time now, and still it isn't selling. It's time you realize it, your a ZZZZZZZZZZ-list nobody. And you can see you're still alone in this world, you have been eting your sorrows away. It's only a matther of months before you're twice the size than before your diet. You're the biggest joke i've ever seen, fugly asshole. Succes with the sex change operation to become e real man
Perez, can you wear a different jacket if you're going to be doing tv, how about mixing up your wardrobe?!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Re: kmfayfdb – Aww as the only losers on this site, it's incredible how losers always attract each other…. LOL
You looked great Perez!! And I love Craig too! I need to get out there and buy your book!
8 minutes of watching you?? I would rather have a double fisting from BBD.
Loved it Perez! Didn't love the vest but you are lookin' great!
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – wow girl, that's self-awareness at its finest. it is quite unbelievable, isn't it? i'm so glad you realize it. i am always amazed by how many of you embarrassments are out there having managed to find each other, all on one lil' internet site!!! your parents must be so proud.
go get knocked up again okay?
Perezito that totaly brougth the LOLs!!!!! Congrats!
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – awwww, baby came up with a smart sentence!!! "rectified"… what a big word for baby!!!
AND WHILE we're on the subject of abortions… you pregnant piece of garbage… can't you find someone to kick you in the stomach or throw you down the stairs? hell, i have a coat hanger around here somewhere…
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – for someone who's pregnant you sure talk about abortions a lot! it sounds like you know what you should've done a long time ago! you're obviously not as dumb as you come off in all your other posts!
Love it!
Awww!! That was cute!!
Re: kmfayfdb – Lol I love when bitches like you continue to hate on me all b/c I actually have a loving man n a wonderful family…
Don't blame me for your parents mistake of not aborting you as I'm sure they loathe your very existence….
I ordered a latte and, skimmed through your book at Barnes & Noble and then put it back on the shelf. Sorry!
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – if he's so loving why didn't he marry you before he blew it inside of you??? something to think about baby girl… don't think TOO hard though, you might hurt yourself!!!!
p.s. you might want to come up with a new insult besides how my parents should have aborted me because now you just sound redundant and uncreative. it's kind of embarrassing actually, like, i'm embarrassed for you.
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – speaking of abortions! why don't you do society a favor and get one? you're filth
Re: kmfayfdb – he's going to bail any day now! if she's that loved then she's a bigger harlot than I thought considering the way she exchanges perverted sexual banter with several males who post comments!
I wonder if she'll show him some of her comments before the wedding? haha she's pure dirt
Re: *Addicted* – Lol guess all that skimming thru was a waste of time…
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Absolutely, my fiance knows that I joke on this website. Unlike you who has no life, you are not the best candidate to respond to my comment…
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – As society was unfortunate to have left a prospective abortion as yourself go, you are in no position to banter your stupidity any further….
YAWN - Perez you site has become boring. Where the hell is Harry BallSack, LettyB, BBD and Alice? They make this site exciting.
gosh, there are so many haters posting comments on here. its hilarious how often they check your sight!! they want the fame, so go on and buy the book already!! well, i lurv you perez, ur funny and i hope all the best for you.
Re: kmfayfdb – Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Ooh my insipid children, you speak purely nonsense n therefore are nonsensical in all your comments. Seeing as to how you are just boring me to tears, i will leave this comment for you as my last. I don't care what you may think or say about me. I don't care what you will continue to say about me or not. I love my life n it's awesome. My future is a blessing to me and nothing that you can say will every taint that. Bitter bitches as yourself will always stay bitter til that vile overthrows you while you wallow in your misery. Enjoy the poison that was created by you as I know it will slowly kill you. The same goes to all the haters/imposters. I will continue to be here whether you continue to read or bypass my comments.. Enjoy it or hate it, it means nothing to me….
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – omg i know… she claims that he knows about it but if that's true and he wants to marry her anyway then he obviously values her about as much as i'd thought he did… which is JUST ENOUGH to knock her up before he even put a ring on her finger!!! that's love, man, that's love.
You getting fat again Mario?
Aww. Craig is such a nice guy. Love him!
I think the only copies of your stupid fucking book that sold were the ones at your signings. No one wants your book, I hope your publisher falls under for releasing such a shit pile.
Perez darling, that outfit is a BIG OL' NO!!!!!
Oh my, Craig Ferguson makes me want to take my pants off and jump on him. ::: sigh :::
That man is made of pure win. HOT HOT HOT.
The vest is all wrong for tv — you are supposed to KNOW these things. But again, it just shows what a MORON you are in real life. The more you expose yourself the worse you look. The minute you open your mouth you lose all respect. Really hard to take when you post this kind of shit.
dude, perez or mario or whatever he prefers is my fucking HERO!
hes not even fat you guys, so stop calling him fat. if you really wanna go see fat, go to mcdonalds and youll find a whole bunch of them there.
but perezzz your fucking awesome
Piggy you are getting fat again… lol!
u seemed nervous perez!!
Kim Vo Salons just announced they're laying off 20% of their global workforce. Apparently, after butchering Perez' hair the way they did, they lost all customers with a semblance of taste.
Why do you keep saying that you've left John Travolta alone? You've had a ton of shit on here, talking about how Scientology could have been the reason, he might not have been on meds, he was left alone over ten hours, etc. You chubby little liar!
This fat wannabe fuck always deletes my comments. I just dont bother anymore. Maybe the truth hurts so much!! I suppose if i looked like that i would have a pretty low self esteem. Awk baby, thats why hes so envious, hes surrounded by these skinny, beautiful, TALENTED and respected people When hes scrapping the barrel by bringing out that BOMB of a book……just reminds me of a bully i had in school.
rezzy, i think you are the bee's knees.
Oh, perez. I freakin love you.
PEREZ tore it up, He Was Awesome..
oooh, your legs look good. However, stomach doesn't.
Hey Perez, saw you and Craig. It was a good interview. Craig is so funny.
wow, that was crap! who told you to sit like that? you are not wearing a skirt! at least not there…
…and face it: your book is a bomb… it is #34849 on tower.com, amazon #2385 and everybody is ALREADY selling it under list prize. why? financial crisis everywhere? and it is enough to say it ONCE that everybody should get a copy of your book. you might have noticed that if you are posting it 3 times a day it is not affending on the sale!
and what happened to your web-site? it used to be fun, now it is just telling things somebody heard from somebody, who knows somebody, that MIGHT know something! every now and then you are posting stuff and maybe 5 posts later there is a revocation of it.
if you just were really REALLY mean!!!! you are just whoring yourself out, getting all the attention you can get before everybody is dropping you! and they will, just read the stuff from the posse! oh wait, you delete comments you don´t wanna have here. 80% of the "posse" do not like the site, the posts (remember those guys from "the fratmen"? everybody who clicked it knows now, what you are really enjoying when you are surfing!) or are here to bash each other!
well, you better think about what you are doing if you want to continue that thing you call success!
well, you could cut that sexual tension with a knife…
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Re: kmfayfdb – ya'll are all fuckin retarded. and two of you are obviously the same person…grow the fuck up.
hahaha x100
Re: perez_hater – if you dont lyk him den why the fuck are u here ???
it sounds to mee that ur the fat, ugly bully
I LOVE Craig!
perez you should of looked at the camera and said…i DO read all YOUR COMMENTS TOO!!
that would of been funny/creepy/odd
I'm not gay…but can appreciate anyone who is transparent, down2earth and has more common-sense and ethics then many of the people critiqued on this web-site…i'm just sayin. lol.
Re: scissor –
Isn't that kinda harsh? Well written but your anger and pain really show. Are you an old partner that's mad at Perez because he dumped you? I see a Lot of good here. Do you need a pill? lol.
Re: Nicole_d –
Real people come in all forms…Perez comes across as a real person, despite how you think he should live his life or act on camera.
Oh, it will be so funny when your fifteen minutes are up, you disgusting excuse for a human being.
So cute! (both of you
I love that you can just talk about masturbation like that - t.v. is getting better! haha
XD
lmfao perez i absoulutly lovee you
Re: MeinAZ – sorry to disaapoint you but I have never met the Queen of whatever in person…
…and don´t get me wrong: I have respect for how far (s)he has come but it´s just not funny anymore to visit this site. Some people may ask why I come here if I think this all is boring and stuff. Well, I am excited when (s)he notices that there are a lot of parallels to Mrs. Allen or Paris Hilton (minus the money)…
…just two words: glasshouse, stones
Oh perez, awesome as usual!!
can you ever do a bad job??
That was sssssssssooooooooooo Totally funny… lmao… loved the part with the little hand and big hand… LMAO BRILLIANT.
Re: KatKnapp – No I am not anybody except Diva.. So go get your retarded self checked…
PEREZ NEEDS TO GO TO ==JENNY CRAIG—NOT CRAIG FERGUSON.
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – NO ACTUALLY CHECK YOUR RETARDED SELF..I DIDNT THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO SPECIFY WHCIH TWO WERE THE SAME PEOPLE, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT:NOT YOU. YOU WERE DUMB TO ENGAGE WITH THAT PERSON AND THEY ARE BUMB FOR THINKING THEIR NEWLY MADE ACCOUNT WITH NO AVATAR WAS INCONSPICUOUS.
Pretty cool! He loves you, P!
Trace Adkins was funny.
you are so funny! =P