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Mugshot Hall of Fame

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That's not a dude, y'all!

For reals!

Pictured above is 24-year old Jessica Parker from New Hampshire.

She was arrested early Thursday morning for holding people at knifepoint against their will in her apartment in Nashua.

Apparently, Jess stole some stuff from a store, evaded police and then held people hanging out at her aptartment hostage so they wouldn't rat her out to the cops.

Cops came to the hostages' rescue after one of them sent a text message to authorities alerting them of the situation.

Crazy shiz!

Jessica Parker is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids.

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82 comments to “Mugshot Hall of Fame”



  1. 1

    how sad. :( First?



  2. 2

    Holy fucking hell, that is super duper scary. BLEEEECHHHH.



  3. 3

    I would have never guessed girl…. Why do people make themselves look like the opposite sex? Embrace yourself its just embarrassing being mistaken for a boy when your a girl!



  4. 4

    That's disturbing and I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.



  5. 5

    THAT'S A CHICK? FUG AND JUST WRONG!



  6. 6

    holy whatthefuck!!!!!!!!!!



  7. 7

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    LG THOUGHT IT WAS PACA!
    .



  8. 8

    someone please photoshop her with hair… I just can't picture it!

  9. efab says – reply to this


    9

    that's a girl??? holy jeebus.



  10. 10

    Tweeker! Who's a tweeker?
    Ya, I just redecorated and put up new foil on the windows!

    Ha! Na! No meth for me!!!
    .
    Apple juice. Want to stay up late without drugs or caffeine? Apple juice.



  11. 11

    Oh, my Gawd!!!!



  12. 12

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS!Re: mamajudRe: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Hello, everybody!!! Jeez, these posts are going up fast!!!!



  13. 13

    Perez, you are the WORST example of a fag EVER - who the fuck cares if she looks like a dude? She's probably a dyke (or HE's a trans-guy who hasn't legally changed their name yet) - get a fucking grip and use your z-list "fame" to educate people - don't go along with the mainstream idea of what peeps should look like. My GOD you're a fucking moron.



  14. 14

    Looks like your run of the mill carpet muncher to me.



  15. 15

    What kicky shirt! The metallic touches really pull out the meth-pipe burns in the lips!



  16. 16

    Oh! Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL

    Sorry! Had to say it!

  17. cver says – reply to this


    17

    i bet shell end up as Pregnant Man #2



  18. 18

    that's one reason for a dude to go gay



  19. 19

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    ACTUALLY, LG HAS SEEN WORSE ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!
    .



  20. 20

    no way that's a girl haha



  21. 21

    mad seksy



  22. 22

    How do you text the police???



  23. 23

    I'd hit it.

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    over and over again on the head until she got the fuck out of my site.



  24. 24

    I thought that was another Miley video.



  25. 25

    As far as I am concerned you can take all of the tweekers out there and line them up against a wall and shoot them.



  26. 26

    perez, you two look alike



  27. 27

    Honestly, I know she requires thousands of dollars of CGI in post-production, but if Sarah Jessica Parker keeps this up, Matthew is going divorce her.



  28. 28

    how sad for her. not because she looks like a boy. its the whole getting arrested thing the sad part.



  29. 29

    And Sarah Jessica Parker is a celebrity…HOW?
    I thought this was a celeb goss site?

    wonk wonk



  30. 30

    Oh my God, boys DON'T cry!



  31. 31

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – IT MEANS MARIO IS GOING TO JET EARLY SO HE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S WORKED OR HIS SPONSORS ARE GETTING PISSED AT HIM FOR HIS LACK OF WORK AND HE JUST POSTS AND POSTS REALLY FAST!



  32. 32

    Doesn't matter if its a boy or girl, the bitch looks messed up!



  33. 33


  34. 34

    HOLY SHIT THATS A GIRL??????????????????????????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW



  35. 35

    Marketing alert: Good head shot material for future ad on the potential side effects of Meth on a growing female body - that's one nasty gal!



  36. 36

    Re: KevinK – lol



  37. 37

    SOOO UGLY



  38. 38

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – the sponsors have been dropping faster than paris' panties



  39. 39

    That is one fugly redneck hillbilly….must be kin to the Bush family



  40. 40

    OMG…wtf…another Perez relative on this website? Perez,. what's with you promoting all your family members on here these days?



  41. 41

    well, this is why i hate living in new hampshire. you should see the mugshots that come from rochester. damn, we practically have all the scum here.



  42. 42

    uhmm…i could have sworn that was a dude



  43. 43

    thats a girl????????????????????????????????????????????



  44. 44

    Re: KevinK – LOL - good one KK



  45. 45

    ohh she is soo sexy, saMAN should tap that hehe



  46. 46

    She takes drugs to forget how ugly she is.



  47. 47

    That's seriously a girl?

    Wow!



  48. 48

    thats a girl!?



  49. 49

    When is being held at KNIFEPOINT NOT against your will?



  50. 50

    Re: tateration – applause



  51. 51

    Oh good God!! I live in Nashua lol. I swear not all N.H. ppl are like that. Lots of us are civilized.



  52. 52

    HOLY FUCKING HELL, THAT'S A GIRL?!?!?!?!?



  53. 53

    thats a girl?

  54. Mema says – reply to this


    54

    OMG!!! I ACTUALLY LIVE IN NASHUA NH WERE THIS CRAZY BIATCH DID SOME STUPIS SHIZ. FIRST SHE ROBBED A GAS STATION THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THEN SHE ROBBED THAT CONVENIENCE STORE. SHE THEN RAN BACK TO HER APARTMENT THAT IS A BLOCK AWAY FROM THE GAS STATION AND STORE SHE ROBBED. NOT VERY BRIGHT OF HER!!!!!! I HAVE TO SAY NASHUA IS A SMALL TOWN AND EVERYONE KNOWS EACH OTHER BUT THANK GOD I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS CHARACTER. SHE IS ONE UGLY BIATCH!!!!! HOW DEPRESSING SHE IS FROM MY HOMETOWN.



  55. 55

    she's going to prison for a LONG time. Hope she has a connection in prison. Better yet, she should try that holding someone hostage bit in prison and see how far that gets her. BTW that's a very good scared straight picture.



  56. 56

    SHE/HE LOOKS LIKE A DRUGGIE WHO TRIED TO GAYBASH ME DOWNTOWN. LOOK AT THIS PEICE OF TRASH. I'D LIKE TO TAKE A BASEBALL BAT AND SMASH IT'S FUCKING FACE IN!!!

  57. poop says – reply to this


    57

    Poor girl.



  58. 58

    thats a girl ?!?!?!
    ?
    !



  59. 59

    Re: OOGLE – you betcha! seen her up there in them hills with some, aw hell, i ferget, damn she's a foxy one. shez, my dang butt itches. them twigger leches.



  60. 60

    but seriously, a little lipstick, some blush, mascara and eye shadow and voila…still not the most feminine, but perhaps a tad easier on the eyes? agree, poodles?



  61. 61

    THAT'S A CHICK!?!?!

    Oh my god!



  62. 62

    Thats a sexy bitch! I know someone thats interested in her!!!



  63. 63

    I know a guy who'd hit that!



  64. 64

    What is that? Is that hair gel?



  65. 65

    nashua!! what what



  66. 66

    THAT'S HOW KELLY OBOURNE LOOKS WITHOUT MAKEUP! LOLOLOLOL



  67. 67

    okay so i've got pms and wasn't feeling all that good about myself until seeing this chick. i feel like a damn super model now. thank you, perez, for making me feel better about myself haha



  68. 68

    i thought that was a guy…LOL



  69. 69

    quite possibly the fugliest human being that ever lived. after rumer willis, of course.



  70. 70

    She looks like any other carpet-licker at the dyke bar. No biggie (still fug though).



  71. 71

    Perez I cant believe you are that in need of a "story" that you have to make a story out of this girls sad and obviously troubled life!! She is NOT a celebrity, she did not asked to have her life plastered all over the internet. Please stop putting these kind of stories up, it is not right.



  72. 72

    Did she say? " I'm not sure how I got this way? I started out listening to rap that's C*ap without the C, talking the negro style Jive Talk, using non existant words such as CONVERSATE and BURFDAY the next thing I knew I was like one of them, now I can't seem to get well" ??



  73. 73

    Wow, what is up w/ the butch dikes out here dressing like men, hiding their titties and cutting their hair like their boys…someone please explain the madness to me



  74. 74

    Magor woofige!!

    Re: KevinK – Now that's fucking funny!!!



  75. 75

    Re: Productboy
    HA!
    THAT DOES
    LOOK LIKE
    HER!!!!!!!!!!



  76. 76

    first and foremost…THATS A EFFIN GIRL? UGH, yikes! NO WONDER she's on drugs…*lol*



  77. 77

    I want to lick her love button!



  78. 78

    yes NH represent!



  79. 79

    NO, there is no way that's a girl .. it must be a tranny at least! ;/



  80. 80

    thats a girl!? holy crap!

  81. Laxer says – reply to this


    81

    Ever think she may actually WANT to go to prison? Be the most popular woman in the place.



  82. 82

    hottie