Paris Is Looking For Another BFF!
Are you an heir to a family fortune? A skinny bitch? Got a sex tape? Need a BFF?
Then you're in luck!
Because the one and only Paris Hilton is looking for another Best Friend Forever and she's hosting her reality TV competition show again in order to find one!
The casting calls for only the "Hottest Bitches" and most "Fabulously Fierce Guys" who are at least 21 years of age and "appear under 30."
So if you're a chick or a "fabulous guy" who thinks you've got what it takes, then sign up here!
And best of luck!
[Image via WENN.]
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If You Are Easily Offended…..
You should totally go for it, perez…
Poo pooooo
Who has to pay for friends? Paris does that's who!! What a fucking loser she is….
And here we have the queen of attention whores…who did you say gives a shit?
LOL!
None of the above but I LOVE the dress!
This is what our society has come to. I bet it's because this show actually did pretty decent with ratings… ESP compared to Brodys show… what's it called? Bromance?!!? lol ohhh that title alone is TERRIBLE!
How can you call her sex tape a sex tape? Worst porn I have ever seen and I have seen a lot of bad porn.
allegedly she has already ditched her first "best" friend.
this girl was roaming around in old, ugly clothes while paris doesn't wear her dresses twice. i don't understand why she didn't give her some of her "old" clothes.
why?
She's looking for a best fist fucker?
Perez can you post about woman who sexually chat with men on your site while pregnant and engaged? thanks
***hug***
Can we please just stop writing about Paris Hilton forever? Thanks.
I got a boner on this one…..
****a woman**** my grammatical error
1st bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The casting call website is overloaded as i waited like 5 minutes and no action any who wud want to be her lame ass friend anyway???????????????
word to describe: Phoney
fake
parody
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – I love that dress too girlfriend. Bitch got good taste in clothes, too bad not in men.
talentless
What happened to brittany?
i would party with her. i dont like her but that bitch goes to alot of nice places
spoiled
retarted
vain
or a big fucking frankfurter?
self centered
self absorbed
How old is Paris Hilton? like 28??? shouldn't she be a grown up by now???
Hmmm
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Re: kmfayfdb – Ooh my insipid children, you speak purely nonsense n therefore are nonsensical in all your comments. Seeing as to how you are just boring me to tears, i will leave this comment for you as my last. I don't care what you may think or say about me. I don't care what you will continue to say about me or not. I love my life n it's awesome. My future is a blessing to me and nothing that you can say will every taint that. Bitter bitches as yourself will always stay bitter til that vile overthrows you while you wallow in your misery. Enjoy the poison that was created by you as I know it will slowly kill you. The same goes to all the haters/imposters. I will continue to be here whether you continue to read or bypass my comments.. Enjoy it or hate it, it means nothing to me….
what happened to former my new BBF winner hahahha
what happened to her bff from the show?
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – What's cute and fuzzy with real BIG eyes?
Re: harrybalsac – Your desk bunny at Aflac?
Ok…Can anyone out there explain what happened to her last "BFF?" I feel sorry for the poor girl. Paris just found her, and now she's looking for a replacement? Way to be used…
Re: Mary-Kate – thanks for reminding me….. juvenile.
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – sure dear! haha you're the ultimate loser! Of course you will come to this site everyday you're a drain on society! toodles harlot
***air punch to the face***
pervez this is the chance of a lifetime for a stalker like you!:D
ps. shes got a nose u cud slide off…
NEVER!
What a ficking whore… I hate Paris "I have Herpes" Hilton with a burning passion…I hope she gets beaten to a bloody pulp!
Re: harrybalsac – Lol
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – *farts on imposter's face, then fly-kicks her in the gut all the while grinning*…
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – #44 LOL
Re: harrybalsac – BUNNY, BINGO!
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – these retards are fucking comedians. Everything they have said has made me laugh. I can't help but smile with glee everytime they hate on me…
pretty soon shell be middle aged and a middle age hoe bag is never "hot".. in fact its trashy and disgusting.
Enough already, she is a total embarassment now - if only she could see it!
Dang I wish I could sign up but im only frickin 19!!!
Well shit, the link doesn't work. I'm unemployed and would love to be her bff so she can support me lol
if only i were about three years older…
but then again, by the time i'm of age, she'll be looking for another bff
So you're still sucking this horse-faced whore's ass Perez? Thought you would've had enough by now.
what a fucking surprise. that show will be on for at least another few seasons.
what happend to that brittney girl?
Re: Perez_Fan – Her sister is what happened. Nicky can't stand her. Just search around the net and it's quite sad what all went down at Sundance.
Pathetic!! Isn't she 27-28 years old??!! She's act's like she's 12.
Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. –
Your comment would mean more if you weren't desperately trying to sound intelligent. Your grammer was ridiculous and your overuse of illiteration is the surest way to spot somebody who is uneducated but trying to fake it.
Isn't she like 30 now? Why would she want to hang out with a 21 year old?
I am hoping that she might pick me !
I was her biggest supporter on the Iamonmtv site until they overhauled the site and banned me for disclosing how Brittany cheated by refreshing her page to increase views and making up fake profiles as her fans.
I smell another train wreck coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i think it's a bit strange that she only wants younger friends! i mean, i am pretty sure paris is in her late 20's, but she doesn't want any friends who "appear" to be older than 30……… as a late 20's gal myself, i find that to be very strange.
My gosh but this woman is insane and in desperate need of medication, as she looks to have some sort of delusional presentation. Sad, and really no one will help as it is in their best intrest that she stays crazy.
ugg
perez you should be her bff
yay!!! lol
I think Chelsea Handler got it right the other night on her show when she said that BFF must stand for back the fuck off
My Vote Is For: Paris and Perez..
PEREZ — NEVER — LIES — EVER
OH HELL TO THE NO….MY PRETTY LITTLE PUMPKINS………..
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GUESS WHAT I JUST DID?
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I JUST SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! OH LAWD NO!
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THAT'S RIGHT….JIMMYJAZZ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE, BITCHES!!!!
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WISH ME LUCK AND HOLLER AT A HO!!
What happened to Brittany?! That was who won the first BFF show, right?!
i used to think paris was something, but then i just realized she's a total loser who happens to have money. what a waste of life.
her feces are on prominent display on perez' mantle..for the rest of us, please have her go away
just out of curiosity, why is a talented actress like Katherine Heigl posted on "if u r easily offended" just because she is smoking a cigarette? I mean, cigarettes are nasty, but, they are still being sold in stores .. this is more offensive to me.. reading about about a girl who is only famous for being an heiress and giving blow jobs who needs to publicly find a bff.. guess Perez would never think anything Paris does is offensive
Re: Perez_Fan –
She didn't use her. It's a show. It's only so that Paris can provide morons with entertainment so that she can make even more money off of them. It has nothing to do with finding a friend. As soon as the show stops filming, Paris only makes a few appearances with her "bf" and they only appear together for however long the contract stipulates that they should be together, then Paris makes another show to find another bitch, the cash rolls in again and the pattern continues. It's not rocket science, honey.
What happened to Brittany? o.o
I have gorgeous friends, we go out to hot spots all over California, hang out at certain places in Vegas, and we don't have to kiss each other's ass. There is no way I'd brown nose Paris just to get the title as her "BFF" for a few weeks. Those who go on shows like this are complete losers.
what happened to her other bff? who is she? hey what ever happened to the shot at love 2? i dont even pay attention to reality shows anymore….does anyone?
Ugh and what happend to her other so called BFF from the first show? I didn't watch the entire first season but from what I gathered the show seems so fake. Does she really have to create a show to find a friend? .. and is Keisha Cole really a friend of hers?
Another sex tape? what the hell!?! and she didn't know how this one got out either, right? RIIIIIIGHT ! LOL
ok so we should think that Paris reality show is for real and The Hills is not??? Come on… the Hills cares to have a plot and we follow a story… with this is just the same spoiled rich girl trying to humillate as much as she can contestants and then don't even care about them… it's soooo stupid but i totally understand that you need to support her… after all she is your boss and your provider!
why does she care if all of the applicants look like they're under 30? she's like 28 and looks 40!! she has gross wrinkles. i mean, she's nice and all, but she doesn't look like a spring chicken herself.
that show was completely awful, so obviously staged. paris is a big waste of egg and sperm..do you hear me….a waste!
She's another one whose backside I would like to have for one weekend. You would see a big change. She needs a very nasty, shameless and exotic attitude adjustment!
Well, I just can't stand this woman and how frivolous she is. A few days ago I was watching the news at TV and they showed a segment of an interview where she said that in this time of crisis and recession "We should all be wearing bright colours like her"… Like that's going to help all those millions of people to get a JOB…
When I said just how stupid she was my boyfriend said that she must be smarter than we think because she's getting rich out of doing.. well… NOTHING. More reality TV? NO THANKS! (But I still think my boyfriend got a point there…).
Re: Spindoc – Your comment all warrants a big fuck you sign to go along with it. Seeing as to that I am not hear to write a perfect essay or whatnot. I suggest you go fuck yourself next time you want to be such an imbecile… Look for all the errors i have made in this sentence if that makes you happy you insolent retard.
Guess the winner of the last show ran away from the bulimac bitch screaming. Guess she needs a show to get friends,how sad is that.
Paris needs a super creative genius older guy with a young heart & libido to match into making music & film & history like Me! I'd Marry her in a heart beat.
WOW! Paris is a sad, sad, desperate person. She's the true defintion of a Desperate Debbie! She's a shame…
she just had a show to find a bff (Paris Hilton My New BFF)
and Britney won
is she having another one, did she actually ditch britney already
jesus christ
What happened to her last "BFF"?
I already applied.. and sent in my video!! In a past life I was a socialite .. we were made for each other. lol