Lily Allen Does Crazy Things When She's Drunk
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Wacky, Tacky & True
Must be nice to be so rich that you can actually buy a beach(!!!!) while you're drunk.
Singer, and nutcase, Lily Allen, has admitted to buying her very own beach.
She recently spoke about the incident on a UK radio station.
Says the "reformed" drug user, "I bought a beach! It's in Jamaica, I'm not gonna tell you the road. I'm happy I bought the beach, best drunken buy ever!"
We bet it's probably just a few feet of land, though.
That's what you get for drunk shopping!
As for her other business plans, Lily says she intends to open a clothing shop with the girlfriend of her little brother.
She said, "I've got a really good idea. Me and Jaime Winstone, we're going to open up a fancy dress shop called Lucy in Disguise." Adding that it'll not only be a "fancy dress clothes but going out clothes as well."
Boring!
[Image via WENN.]
Who doesn't?
I don't drink I'm perfect!
How fuckin' drunk was she when she bought that hat?
YAWN - She's an eccentric, just like her father. It's genetic, she can't help it. She's got as much chance of stopping being a lunatic as you have of stopping being a douche!
i love how these freaks think their cashflow will be unlimited b/c they have banked $$$ for a year or two…………….lol…………evangeline lily retiring from acting to focus on her writing?…..dumb twats………….i guess a beach in jamaica isn't the worst investment though……….i could live on a beach ala swiss family robinson…….iriemon
omg you don't want to see me drunk!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – I've just seen your new avy - now I need a drink!
Re: harrybalsac – THAT HAT! LMAO!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – YIKES! IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER?
A fancy dress shop in Jamaica? Ya, that'll be successful…
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – LMFAO! PASS ME A DRINK TOO AFTER THAT LOOK!
Too bad people don't follow you around Mario and report what you did when you've had too many appletini's.I'm guessing you've woken up in a dumpster {Or 2}covered in your own excrement!
She looks horrible in that fukin hat..but I still want to play with her nose and head. shitfukshit..heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ummm, first off, WHO GIVES A FUCK? Second, most people do stupid shit when they're drunk! I'm 10 ft tall and bullet proof and have more money than Slutty Cyrus.
NEXT.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – yes i do!!….lol……….your way too uptight sober
I have a bridge she can buy…. Lily have a blast and I'll call you.
Old news.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – we might whats your poison?
The way this druggie bitch has been dressing herself, I doubt sells will be big…
lucy in disguise…with diamonds?
They really need to make it a crime in England to be that dumb. Seriously, someone should make her read.
Lucy in Disguise is already a costume shop on SOuth Congress in Austin, TX.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – You're mean it's a close up of me!
*****in tears on the couch with my toy poodle******
oh to have that much money.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – I think I look pretty! Drinking is bad you shouldn't drink you could get liver disease Ewwwwwww
Awh, wish I could afford my own beach!
She's just having fun Perez. There really is nothing wrong with that. Sure, it's a bit more than the average person can do, but there you go. That's the way the world goes.
I like Lily and I feel sorry for when things go downhill for her. I don't think I could manage her job…. to be annoyed 24/7 by cameras, etc.
She's living her life. You're not perfect yourself. You need to get over the fact that people have different lives and ideas than you.
There is a store called Lucy in Disguise in Austin, Tx. They rent out Halloween costumes. ^_____^
love her look in this pic; so… russian
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Send me a titty text Lily! I will cherish it for all time…but that's already a store in Austin, TX.
Leave the poor Bätch alone! She was interviewed by a German radio station and she says - I REPEAT SAYS: If you dont go out your quoted as being LAme and borring…. etc etc etc and when you do and are seen with a bottle in your hand your a drunk!
I F_CKING AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess I should have read the comments 1st, since 2 people already pointed that out…
Re: AMO – She didn't say it was going to be in Jamaica…
Good luck Lily you will need it!
Leave her alone!!! As you already stated she is having a personal bad time, no need to mock her or being that mean to her… just leave her alone bitch!
these are so old perez!
Too bad there's already a famous store in Austin, TX called Lucy in Disguise…
she is so beautiful. every time i signed in CelebMingle.com and there were always
many men talking about her how sexy and pretty … you know it is a site
where rich women can seek young cute men and men can
find extramarital affairs….they are picky, but they like her too.
there is already a costume (or "fancy dress" as they say in the UK) store called lucy in disguise in austin, tx!
um…isnt she already crazy sober?
why all the drama? ? ? LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE! Atleast she is trying to do something different instead of the same pop star high profile clothing line none of us can afford!!!