Lily Allen Does Crazy Things When She's Drunk

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Must be nice to be so rich that you can actually buy a beach(!!!!) while you're drunk.

Singer, and nutcase, Lily Allen, has admitted to buying her very own beach.

She recently spoke about the incident on a UK radio station.

Says the "reformed" drug user, "I bought a beach! It's in Jamaica, I'm not gonna tell you the road. I'm happy I bought the beach, best drunken buy ever!"

We bet it's probably just a few feet of land, though.

That's what you get for drunk shopping!

As for her other business plans, Lily says she intends to open a clothing shop with the girlfriend of her little brother.

She said, "I've got a really good idea. Me and Jaime Winstone, we're going to open up a fancy dress shop called Lucy in Disguise." Adding that it'll not only be a "fancy dress clothes but going out clothes as well."

Boring!

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    Posted: Jan 22, 2009 at 9:45 am / Email this  »

    40 comments to “Lily Allen Does Crazy Things When She's Drunk”



    1. 1

      Who doesn't?



    2. 2

      I don't drink I'm perfect!



    3. 3

      How fuckin' drunk was she when she bought that hat?



    4. 4

      YAWN - She's an eccentric, just like her father. It's genetic, she can't help it. She's got as much chance of stopping being a lunatic as you have of stopping being a douche!



    5. 5

      i love how these freaks think their cashflow will be unlimited b/c they have banked $$$ for a year or two…………….lol…………evangeline lily retiring from acting to focus on her writing?…..dumb twats………….i guess a beach in jamaica isn't the worst investment though……….i could live on a beach ala swiss family robinson…….iriemon



    6. 6

      omg you don't want to see me drunk!



    7. 7

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – I've just seen your new avy - now I need a drink!



    8. 8

      Re: harrybalsac – THAT HAT! LMAO!



    9. 9

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – YIKES! IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER?

    10. AMO says – reply to this


      10

      A fancy dress shop in Jamaica? Ya, that'll be successful…



    11. 11

      Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – LMFAO! PASS ME A DRINK TOO AFTER THAT LOOK!



    12. 12

      Too bad people don't follow you around Mario and report what you did when you've had too many appletini's.I'm guessing you've woken up in a dumpster {Or 2}covered in your own excrement!



    13. 13

      She looks horrible in that fukin hat..but I still want to play with her nose and head. shitfukshit..heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    14. Ouisa says – reply to this


      14

      Ummm, first off, WHO GIVES A FUCK? Second, most people do stupid shit when they're drunk! I'm 10 ft tall and bullet proof and have more money than Slutty Cyrus.
      NEXT.



    15. 15

      Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – yes i do!!….lol……….your way too uptight sober



    16. 16

      I have a bridge she can buy…. Lily have a blast and I'll call you.



    17. 17

      Old news.



    18. 18

      Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – we might whats your poison?



    19. 19

      The way this druggie bitch has been dressing herself, I doubt sells will be big…



    20. 20

      lucy in disguise…with diamonds?



    21. 21

      They really need to make it a crime in England to be that dumb. Seriously, someone should make her read.



    22. 22

      Lucy in Disguise is already a costume shop on SOuth Congress in Austin, TX.



    23. 23

      Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – You're mean it's a close up of me!
      *****in tears on the couch with my toy poodle******



    24. 24

      oh to have that much money.



    25. 25

      Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – I think I look pretty! Drinking is bad you shouldn't drink you could get liver disease Ewwwwwww



    26. 26

      Awh, wish I could afford my own beach!
      She's just having fun Perez. There really is nothing wrong with that. Sure, it's a bit more than the average person can do, but there you go. That's the way the world goes.
      I like Lily and I feel sorry for when things go downhill for her. I don't think I could manage her job…. to be annoyed 24/7 by cameras, etc.
      She's living her life. You're not perfect yourself. You need to get over the fact that people have different lives and ideas than you.



    27. 27

      There is a store called Lucy in Disguise in Austin, Tx. They rent out Halloween costumes. ^_____^



    28. 28

      love her look in this pic; so… russian :) )



    29. 29

      Send me a titty text Lily! I will cherish it for all time…but that's already a store in Austin, TX.



    30. 30

      Leave the poor Bätch alone! She was interviewed by a German radio station and she says - I REPEAT SAYS: If you dont go out your quoted as being LAme and borring…. etc etc etc and when you do and are seen with a bottle in your hand your a drunk!

      I F_CKING AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!



    31. 31

      Guess I should have read the comments 1st, since 2 people already pointed that out…



    32. 32

      Re: AMO – She didn't say it was going to be in Jamaica…



    33. 33

      Good luck Lily you will need it!



    34. 34

      Leave her alone!!! As you already stated she is having a personal bad time, no need to mock her or being that mean to her… just leave her alone bitch!



    35. 35

      these are so old perez!



    36. 36

      Too bad there's already a famous store in Austin, TX called Lucy in Disguise…



    37. 37

      she is so beautiful. every time i signed in CelebMingle.com and there were always
      many men talking about her how sexy and pretty … you know it is a site
      where rich women can seek young cute men and men can
      find extramarital affairs….they are picky, but they like her too.



    38. 38

      there is already a costume (or "fancy dress" as they say in the UK) store called lucy in disguise in austin, tx!



    39. 39

      um…isnt she already crazy sober?



    40. 40

      why all the drama? ? ? LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE! Atleast she is trying to do something different instead of the same pop star high profile clothing line none of us can afford!!!