People Actually Wanna Buy That Hideous Thing????

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Barack Obama's inauguration was filled with several top politicians, celebrities, and some great musical performers.

Unfortunately, for us all, Aretha Franklin's performance of My Country Tis Of Thee fell short of great. Very short. CLICK HERE if you'd like to relive that awful experience.

Seriously, it hurts us to even say this but Beyonce's performance was 10 times better.

But, here's something surprising. That fugly hat that Aretha wore on Tuesday with that huge freaking bow, well it's getting a lot of publicity. Obvs.

According to reports, Luke Song's Detroit hat shop has been receiving several requests for the hat.

The 36-year-old South Korean immigrant designer says the gray, felt hat, which has a Swarovski rhinestone-bordered bow, was all hand-molded for the Queen of Soul. It would cost more than $500 if it were made for sale.

Song's hats have been described as "mainstays among Detroit's stylish churchgoers." Though he wasn't prepared for the amount of requests he'd have after the inauguration.

Says the designer, "They want the same hat, but they understand, it's for the 'Queen' only. Ninety-nine percent said, 'That's fine. I'll get the next best thing.' "

So just what is his next best thing? Turns out it's a similar hat with a satin-ribbon that sells for $179.

That's $178 more than we'd pay for it!

People in Detroit, beware, the Aretha-inspired hats will soon be taking over your city!

Actually, the hat doesn't look that ugly. When it's on a mannequin.

[Image via AP Images.]

    Posted: Jan 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm / Email this  »

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    2. 2

      I prefer Ellen DeGeneres' hat myself.



    3. 3

      Have a great weekend perez!



    4. 4

      I loved the hat !

      and if Aretha wants to put a flowerpot or flying saucer on her head , she bloody well can !
      RESPECT



    5. 5

      OBAMAMANIA!!!
      That hat is UGLY!!!!!!



    6. 6

      I love the hat… too expensive.



    7. 7

      Bitch is so big of course she has to wear a huge fugly hat to TRY to hide the hideousness that she has become. Poor thing.



    8. 8

      Why don't you try blogging in bone chilling temperatures like Aretha tried singing. And about the hat, it's something black women wear when going to church or attending important events. This is really too bias a post



    9. 9

      Maybe they're getting ready for Halloween 09'…that thing was hideous!



    10. 10

      The hat was awesome! What a way to look stylish in winter 20 degree weather. Her performance was actually great you fucktard! I agree with one thing, Beyonce kicked ass!



    11. 11

      OH GAWD!!!!!
      Seriously who would want to buy what that FAT HAS BEEN is wearing!EWWW
      She grosses me out…Yuck



    12. 12

      I think it looks cute on plump grannies!!



    13. 13

      That hat was awesome and it was cold as sin…cut her voice some slack! She wasn't happy with it…

      She's a freakin legend.



    14. 14

      There's a Facebook group going around where you can become a fan of Aretha's hat. It's pretty frightening. Hundreds of people who sincerely love her hat. I even saw a guy posting about what kind of "male" version guys could go out and buy. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.



    15. 15

      Blair Waldorf ain't got nothin on that thing!!!!



    16. 16

      THANK YOU! SO much better, without being completely disrespectful. Aretha Franklin is a class of Diva all by herself, and always will be no matter. And I would buy the hat and do drag as Cher with it on. SO there. ROTFL

    17. Merab says – reply to this


      17

      OK hat for the perfomance



    18. 18

      So thats what that is Ive been seing that shit EVERYWHERE.



    19. 19

      The hat is more stylish than the horrible hair extensions women wear these days.
      See Lohan, your girl Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, etc for a reference of ratty hair extensions.



    20. 20

      not in fukin less I live in fukin England and have green fukin teeth and I'm a barfukinfly like Cruella DeFukinVille, Prince Charles's whore..hehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shitfukshit



    21. 21

      I personally LOVE hats! Either you a Hat Person or you're not.
      I loved her hat.



    22. 22

      Aretha? No way, they want it cause Ellen had it on her head the day after!!



    23. 23

      Aretha took us to church with that hat. OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I dig it…



    24. 24

      Oh Perez, you have no fashion knowledge at all. Being a reader of your site for years, I know you're the last person that one should ask for fashion advice. You are always against to what fashion experts say, because you don't know a thing about the art. You dress like an idiot, no taste, kitsch! You don't even know about politics, movies, music or anything at all. The only good thing you do right is report! Report rumors or news. That's the only reason I read your site, because your opinion is completely idiotic. Aretha's hat is fierce, trendsetter, something you try to be but never accomplish. So shut your disgusting mouth and limit yourself to report!



    25. 25

      Perez, I really don't think you get the cultural context of the hat. Like someone said before, it's a black church-going hat. Kind of like the English royals wear hats to horse races & people wear hats to the Kentucky derby. It has to do with tradition. I think the hat was beautiful!



    26. 26

      Not even gonna apologize for it. I love Aretha and I love the hat. Not her best performance for sure, but she's a living legend, regardless.



    27. 27

      Re: LavenderAsh – omg that is actually terrifying haha



    28. 28

      That hat was a lot better looking than the daytime and nighttime outfits Michelle O wore. Or what she wore the next day. Besides, Aretha's the queen of soul, not necessarily style. So leave her alone.



    29. 29

      her performance was better than her hat…….



    30. 30

      P.S. Remember how Bernie Mac always dressed so elegantly. Some of the black people in Detroit and Chicago have a tradition of dressing in quality, well-made, individually-styled clothes.



    31. 31

      I quite like it…. Yes I know I'm weird…



    32. 32

      READING THIS FROM THE MAN WHO LIVES IN PARIS HILTONS ASS CRACK I KNOW BETTER, THAN TO EVEN TRY TO INFORM YOU OF A.F. TALENT AND IMPACT ON THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. AND AS FOR THE HAT, YOUR A FUCK TARD, TRY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AT THOSE UGLY SWEATERS YOU WEAR. CONSIDER YOURSELF BITCH SLAPPED PIGGY



    33. 33

      its a black lady church hat. i think it is much classier then many of the more outlandish hats that are normally worn.

      and heck im a 19 year old white girl and i would totally rock that hat.



    34. 34

      YIkes!



    35. 35

      Why do English people think that those Bozo the Clown Hats look good on them? This is the most disturbing hat I have ever seen and I love hats. Give it to the Brits, the are used to looking like
      idiots.HAHA



    36. 36

      Perez sweetie, you and everybody who keeps talking about that hat needs to go to a Black church on Sunday and then blog. Baby that hat is tame compared to what I see on every Sunday morning.



    37. 37

      looks like a gray flannel bedazzled-diaper!



    38. 38

      normally i,d say.who cares.however after just watching oc housewifes and atlanta housewifes.hmmm both episodes were about picking dumb hats for big deal funtions.so in that respect.i give the award to aretha…..



    39. 39

      Did anyone see Ellen Degeneris' tape from the show re "the hat" on YouTube - HILARIOUS !!!



    40. 40

      For those of you who don't know, big hats are a MAJOR staple in the Black Baptist Church. Aretha Franklin is the daughter of a Baptist preacher. Go to any Black Baptist church in ANY city in the US, especially on a 1st Sunday and you will see hats that are SO EXTREME, that Aretha's hat looks like nothing. There are people who make MEGA-BUCKS designing hats for the 1st ladies, nurses, ushers and general members of these churches. Perez maybe you should do more research before you comment. Look at old pics of Mahalia Jackson, Coretta Scott King, etc. This is a tradition started decades ago and that still lives on. It is cultural and very well respected.



    41. 41

      Re: halogurl12 – blah blah blah - black this and black that! Get over it already! Blacks are an inferior race of people and we don't need those people pushing their tacky styles upon mainstream America and I don't care if our president is only HALF WHITE (and half black)!



    42. 42

      that hat is pretty cool.



    43. 43

      Seriously, Perez, that hurts me. I have been a loyal fan to your site for years now, and I have to say I am really, truly, embarrassed for you. Aretha? Really, how could you? Her performance was moving and lovely, all shallow hat snubs aside.
      She is an icon, an idol, someone who has inspired hope and many other emotions throughout the many years she has been alive.
      Honestly, that takes major balls for her to step up there in front of MILLIONS of people and sing like that. I'm sure she is well aware of how old she is, of how her voice isn't exactly what is used to be, and still she had the balls to step up there and still give a solid performance. I salute her, and all people like her.
      You, however, are the type of cowardly, shallow person who would sit there and trash her maliciously in, well, public. It really says something negative about you, Perez, something really really awful, and I have to say I am ashamed to admit to myself, or anyone, that I used to visit your site so faithfully.
      Again, I ask, how could you? How could you?

    44. bee85 says – reply to this


      44

      post a picture of the one ELLEN DEGENERES wore. I swear it looked soo cute on her :)



    45. 45

      Have You Seen The Hats That Women Waltz Into Church Wearing A - Top

      Their Noggin Lately?? Hell, This Is Mild Compared To Most Of Them !!! You

      Would Think They Were Ariving For The First Day At The Horse Races & They

      Were Trying To Win 1st Prize !! UGG !!!!!!



    46. 46

      Hats have been a constant for African-American women since the days of slavery. The bolder, shinier and bigger the hat the more prestige an African-American woman feels as she enters a church service or civic affair. So people of other races only see a hat, to Aretha Franklin and other African-American women it was a badge of honor of which to be proud.



    47. 47

      Hey shit head I bet you think rihiana is a good singer too. And your fashion sucks cock just like your mouth.



    48. 48

      Re: PunkyBrewstein – And the prsident is a black man. Get use to the blackness



    49. 49

      This hate is ugly! The bow is just way to big! I mean it could look good with the right outfit and on the right person. I just don't know about this hat because its different and it catches peoples eye. I love pieces that make you stick out of the crowd! but the hat might be too much! but the hat is ugly! Even if Arthea wore, doesn't mean everyone can wear it!



    50. 50

      Re: PunkyBrewstein – I would have thought in this day and age that an ignorant moron like you would at least know better than to open your trap to voice such a disgusting opinion.
      I'm sorry but anyone who wants to distinguish amongst human beings because of the pigment in their skin is the lowest animal on the food chain.
      You have chosen an appropriate avatar to represent yourself.
      She was a pig and so are you.



    51. 51

      Oh gosh, no, I have to see those dreadful things now!! >.



    52. 52

      So Perez, what DO you have against Aretha??? I grew up in the great city of Detroit, and was a fan of hers when she first began making records. She's great and her voice has changed with the years, but hey, would you sing in front of 1.5 million people in bitter cold? As others have said, hats are cultural, for Black church-going women, and the English at Ascot. My mom, who was the original Jewish Princess, always wore hats…to her and many others, hats signified class and being well-dressed. So don't knock the hat - it's quite charming in its own way.



    53. 53

      It's a must have by all the stylish truckers. 10/4 little buddy!



    54. 54

      Isn't that what Mammy wore on her head in Gone With the Wind?



    55. 55

      That look is very popular for black churches.



    56. 56

      Aretha was horrible! She was beyond horrible even. I could barely make out what the hell she was singing. It sounded like I could sing it better and trust me, I sing horribly. Why do people feel the need to expound on classic songs?



    57. 57

      Step off Mario! It was like -5 with the wind chill, and Aretha ain't exactly 21 anymore, but she's still the fucking Queen. You WISH you could pull off a FRACTION of Aretha's cool!



    58. 58

      Well, I am sure there will some British women would love to wear the hat at ascot or some wedding! The brits really into hats eh? Perhaps Camillia?

      cheers!

      :D



    59. 59

      Man, Perez.

      You really don't know talent when you see it. Do you know who Aretha Franklin IS? Do you know how cold it was outside? Did you HEAR Beyonce?? She's no where near the talent that Aretha and Etta were…

      Perez, you're not a musician. Please don't pretend to understand it. Beyonce butchered At Last. Vocal acrobatics are not the end all be all of singing. She can't just hold a note, can she? She's got to mess it up somehow.



    60. 60

      Fuck you Pig Hilt.



    61. 61

      It would be perfect!… If we lived in the 1920's.

    62. Sweet says – reply to this


      62

      I love the hat.



    63. 63

      I was there and she didn't sound so bad on the sound system and Jumbo trons….it was freakin COLD….



    64. 64

      Perez you are nothing but a fat fag that no one cares about. Get over it, no one wants to marry you so you shouldn't care if you can get married, try finding some alien fag first that will marry you and then worry about it, loser!



    65. 65

      Pereze you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!



    66. 66

      Perez you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!



    67. 67

      Perez you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!!!



    68. 68

      Perez you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!!! Yeah, don't talk about Aretha, she looks better than you, can get a man, etc etc. You are just a fat ugly loser fag. You are everything bad, she is good. Understand???



    69. 69

      Perez you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!!! Yeah, don't talk about Aretha, she looks better than you, can get a man, etc etc. You are just a fat ugly loser fag. You are everything bad, she is good. Understand Bitch???



    70. 70

      Perez you fat fag, worry about not being able to get married when some weirdo will actually marry you. You are more likely for the government to say yes than another loser as big as you to come along and marry you!!! Yeah, don't talk about Aretha, she looks better than you, can get a man, etc etc. You are just a fat ugly loser fag. You are everything bad, she is good. Understand Bitch??????



    71. 71

      I LOVE THE HAT!!!!! BEDAZZLED THINGS ARE FAB-OO.



    72. 72

      FUGLY



    73. 73

      You should buy one Perez and wear it with your checkerboard vest. You would look - well still like yourself - FUG LOL



    74. 74

      I LIKE IT BUT THEN I LOVE ANYTHING WITH A BOW.

    75. AMO says – reply to this


      75

      Whatever, I love hats. (no I'm not gay, just a true fashionista) and that hat was fierce. I can see Posh wearing that shit. Of course she won't now b/c it's too well known.



    76. 76

      screw you! her hat was bold and age-appropriate, and a double screw you for being such an effing douchetard! how dare you make such bullshit comments about flipping ARETHA FRANKLIN? she is the queen of soul, and american icon, and beyonce isn't fit to wipe aretha's ass!



    77. 77

      ARETHA DID PRETTY DAMN FUCKING GOOD………..ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT SHE HAD A LOT OF WEIGHT ON HER HEAD WITH THAT HAT!!
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      .
      THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! I SNUCK INTO THE INAGURATION HIDING UNDERNEATH ARETHA FRANKLIN'S HAT!!!!!!!!
      .
      .
      THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES! JIMMYJAZZ WAS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! I CRIMPED MY TIGHT MUSCLED BODY INTO A BALL AND HID MY ASS IN ARETHA FRANKLIN'S HAT!! YES SAW…I DID IT BITCHES!!
      .
      .
      I SNUCK INTO THE INAUGURATION AND I HID MY SEXY ASS UNDERNEATH ARETHA FRANKLIN'S HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      .
      .
      .
      HOLLA AT YOUR BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    78. 78

      Well if like 10 people nationwide bought your trashy "colletion" only sold at Hot Topic and there are like 20 morons buying a book that you didn't proofread why is it that they can't find a moron stupid enough to get that piece of trash????



    79. 79

      You need to chill on the hat because it just reveals how terribly ignorant and deeply disrespectful you are of any culture but your own. In fact, it kind of smacks of racism. That hat was sharp - may not be to your taste, which is poor at best, but that's no reason to condemn it, the designer or the grand dame who wore it. If Amanda LePore wore a hat like this, you'd be the first to call her a trend-setter so you can suck it.



    80. 80

      perez you moron, black people all over the country wear hats like this to church and have been for decades. and you bitch about other people being culturally insensitive? have one of your bottom twink interns do a little research next time.

    81. Scrib says – reply to this


      81

      The hat is fuckin amazing.



    82. 82

      i think it looked cute on an old lady.



    83. 83

      Don't be mean to old people. You people are so f*ed up! I can't believe what I'm reading! Instead of focusing on this beautiful time in history, you have to make fun of old people?! That hat looks way better on her than it would on you, ugly, fat Perez!!!!



    84. 84

      Now now Aretha can't sing as well as she used to, but Ms. Franklin deserves R-E-S-P-E-C-T for what she has done. She wasn't trotted out to be viciously torn apart for her age or weight or couture.She was trotted out as a Black Woman To Admire, who has contributed to this country, and our people. You demean and debase yourself by being this vicious.
      I bet your Cuban Grandmother would bitch slap you down Calle Ocho, little prince that you were ,and ARE,if you ever dared to insult her or one of her contemporaries like this.
      I love your comments on all these little twat flashing hussies and "Me-too tattoo" wearing himbos, but they ASK for it, and revel, and thrive on it.
      Show us how well raised you were, Mr. Hilton, and be nicer from now on to some of the icons from the past.
      Thanks for allowing me to post my opinion as well.



    85. 85

      Looks like a Gaga hat!!



    86. 86

      I thought her whole outfit looked not only appropriate but respectful, and worthy of respect. I also liked her rendition of “My Country Tis of Thee.” I liked all the ring-ring-rings and the free-free-frees. Her phrasing has always been original. She never had to copy Ella Fitzgerald, or anybody else, and she never had to dress like she might as well be selling it on a corner in the meat packing district. So basically, yeah, I thought she killed the song, and I don’t get the whole hoopla of negativity over her performance, or over her appearance. Anybody who knows anything about R&B or gospel or soul or jazz or just popular American music could appreciate the orchestration and improvisation presented by Aretha Franklin; anybody with any experience of East Coast weather in January could appreciate what that kind of cold could do to anybody’s voice that day, not to mention somebody nearly seventy years old, somebody old enough to have sung at the funeral of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., in 1968. And she did, too, in case you didn’t know it!



    87. 87

      I thought it might be a cultural thing that A Franklin's hat struck me as somewhat less than flattering. I asked an older black lady what her thoughts were on that hat. She said she hadn't seen it but her sister had called her to say it looked, and I quote, "Stupid."



    88. 88

      The only thing uglier then that hat is perez.



    89. 89

      I'm sorry but her singing sucked!! SUCKED SUCKED SUCKED!



    90. 90

      Give Aretha a break! She is old and used to be an amazing singer! You cannot expect a sixty something year old obese ( sorry… thats always been her thing) woman to sing in 15 degree weather. You didn't even bring your fat ass to DC so you wouldn't know.



    91. 91

      Can I say… HALLOWEEN COSTUME — Now you know…. I'm I too early to start planning my outfit… Lol's!!!



    92. 92

      I'm sorry you can't pull off the fabulousness that Aretha Franklin can, Perez. She may be big, but she works it. What do you have to say for yourself?



    93. 93

      oh gosh
      seriously i couldn't care less about a hat
      and an ugly hat at that!



    94. 94

      I loved that hat, I thought she looked great.



    95. 95

      Actually I guess without the swarovski the hat could look really cool on someone young and pretty with an eccentric style like lady gaga.



    96. 96

      perez you should shut the fuck up because you dont know fashion for shit.
      you wear disgusting clothes, you don't know anything about extravagant elegant fashion.
      so shhh



    97. 97

      What the hell does Obvs. mean? If it's "Obvious" you are Obviously too lazy to be writing a blog.

      Seriously..



    98. 98

      Look, retards…(that includes you Perez..) It's an old lady church hat. If you're not an old lady into church hats that are flashy, big, etc then OF COURSE you're going to think it's ugly. It's a different hat and I've seen far more flashy ones than that one. It's not ugly. I wouldn't be caught dead in it (I'm 23, big headed on top of that) But I know plenty of ladies who would lay down the cash for it. GOD. Don't get me started with some of the fugly choices in celebs you call pretty or the clothes you wear….



    99. 99

      you're an idiot & you don't know shit about clothes, fashion, or even hair for that matter. go blow your boyfriend's miniature dick.



    100. 100

      HELL…I thought that hat was the SHINING moment of the whole INAUG!! :)

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