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" Panda bites third tourist in 2 years at China zoo"
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Panda bites third tourist in 2 years at China zoo
A panda at the Beijing zoo bit his third tourist in two years—and this time, his jaws had to forced open to free the man, who jumped in to retrieve his son's toy.
Gu Gu, a 240-pound (110-kilogram) panda, mauled the man's legs and refused to let go until zookeepers pried his jaws open with tools, said a zoo spokeswoman surnamed Gong. She would not give her full name, as is common among Chinese officials.
Gu Gu first made news in 2007 when he bit a drunken tourist who jumped into his pen and tried to hug him. The tourist retaliated by biting the panda in the back.
In October, Gu Gu viciously bit a teenager who climbed into his exercise area out of curiosity.
The Beijing News said the latest victim, Zhang Jiao of central Anhui province, suffered damage to major ligaments and is recovering from surgery.
The newspaper quoted tourists as saying Zhang appeared to first look around to see if pandas were nearby before jumping in to get his 5-year-old son's toy.
Pandas, a national symbol of China and often seen as being cude and cuddly, can be violent when provoked or startled. Zoo officials have considered unspecified measures to prevent further incidents.
Police were investigating, and it was not clear yet if Zhang would face criminal charges, Gong said.
Yo, dumb@sses. It's like, a bear, OK! Just because it's black and white and fuzzy doesn't mean it's a toy!
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if they get too close and get bitten thats their problem!
What do they expect to happen?! Its A Bear for crying out loud!!
LOL too funny the drunken guy trying to hug it
SILLY PANDA!! HE WAS CONFUSED CHINESE OR BAMBOO. I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!
This isnt celebrity news
So…its not really the pandas fault
hahaha! silly drunk guy tried to bite a bear
Teriyaki Panda anyone?
Sexual harassment makes me a sad panda.
Pandas are soooo cute
lock me up and put me on display and I wouldn't be to loveable either
PANDAS ARE THE CUTEST!!
If I was that shitfukin bigg, I would eat and bite everyone fukin one around me. Shitfukshit, a black bear came in my driveway early one fukin morning and pissed on my fukin truck tire,when it heard my fukin dog bark it took the fuk off. Bout 500 lbs. whoooohooooooooooooooo, luv the bears. shitfukshit
SILLY PANDA! HE LIKES CHINESE!! WONDER IF THE TASTED LIKE BAMBOO?!?!
China people are not too bright………
Bite me
Yes, lets climb into a damn BEAR's cage at the zoo. Brilliant idea!
They need to fix the panda pen. Way too easy to hug a panda.
OMG This was on msn's home page two weeks ago. If this guy was stupid enough to try to retrive the toy, he got what he deserved. These people who keep getting bitten and invading the animals space!
Police were investigating, and it was not clear yet if Zhang would face criminal charges, Gong said. HE HAS TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO YU DUM FUK NOW!
they're SOO stupid to jump in. maybe get some better guards? duhh.
Looks like me….
Next……..
I once bit a panda but I don't want to talk about it.
'Unspecified measures?' Here's a thought. Build an enclosure so dumbasses can't get in. Like every other zoo. It's not rocket science.
Eat a beaver save a tree…..
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Re: SheriMoonZombie – That was a dog not a bear..Silly………..
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I bite too! Just ask Harry.
Re: harrybalsac – 21 I thought it was TU FUK U
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – I don't know Mi Dum Ho.
GERRRRRRRR
burp
Re: harrybalsac – What no love?
panda bears are so cute
Re: harrybalsac – 31 I don't know her either. I know NO FUK BUTT.
Yep, we are celebrating the New Year this weekend!
Bad Gu Gu! Pandas are so cute!!!
aww poor panda. he just wants people to stay the fuck out of his space! like seriously, what kind of dumbass goes into a bears cage?? i sure hope they don't put him down.
Really… WTF is wrong with Chinese people??? Why would they allow someone drunk into a zoo and why on earth they didn't tell people to stay away from Pandas??? They are cute but very very agressive… when i went to San Diego Zoo we where warned about it 10000 times, they don't have the Panda's out 24/7 cause they have a temper… why is it that chinese don't know better about their national animal????????????
Err Just Dont Jump In!
I mean really would u jump into the lion area … NO!
sorry, i thought it was just common knowledge that if you jump into a bear cage, you have a pretty amazing chance of being attacked….i must have been mistaken though
they shouldn't have jumped into the cage just because they were dumbasses the panda shouldn't get blamed
Is he saying? Some Dumb A** sticks his hand in my cage. I plan to bite the s*it out of it?
THAT IS WHAT THESE STUPID CHINESE DESERVE
It's about time the animals started fighting back!! GO PANDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pandamonium
They need to provide a sign-don't feed on the stupid humans!
Re: SlenderVegan – O agree-This is what the stupid Vegans like you deserve. You Bigot!!!
Re: Jaime27 – Jere are a few things that going into building a new enclosure. 1)How close will t be to the animals natural habitat. 2) they way it is built will it stay the same-runoff of water-same type of soil so natural plants will live in it. If the animal spends a lot of time in the water is a water sourse proved-is that source the right temperature, is it the right depth, are the plants in the habitat normal to rub against and get dry. Does the plant get a corredt amount of sun and shade at the right times of the days. A rocket scientist couldn't build a proper enclosure for nothing much more than a hamster!!!
"Don't feed the pandas"? You DISGUST me Perez.
These evil pandas deserve to become extinct