Mucca Is So Full of Herself
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Heather Mills > Paul McCartney
We couldn't stop laughing at this one!
Heather Mills told the folks at Page Six Magazine that the guys in the NYC lurve her to pieces,.
Paul McCartney's ex-wife says:
"I've got so many stunning girlfriends who can't get a boyfriend. But when I go out here, I get asked out all the time, and my girlfriends - who are better looking than me - say, 'How the hell does that happen?!' Maybe it's because I'm comfortable with myself."
Maybe it's because they know about your hefty divorce settlement and they want to get a piece Macca's money too, duh.
Here are some of Heather's other LOLtastic comments!
On dating and Sir Paul McCartney:
"I've been dating a very hot, humble English guy for nine months. As for my ex and I, we get on fine. We're like any civil divorced couple. I haven't actually met Nancy [Shevell, Paul's girlfriend], but my daughter says she's wonderful. Paul's got great taste in women."
On being vilified in the press:
"When you marry a Beatle, you marry 120 million fans who are also madly in love with him. This has meant years of hurtful and untrue press, as well as some silly things such as "Heather Pays $1 Million for Swimming Pool." (I could have built a pool for the British Olympics for that price.) My friends remind me that this happens to many strong, successful women. I've watched my friend Hillary Clinton go through a hell of a time and still come out on top due to her strength.
On birthdays and living in New York:
"I turned 41 last week. When I was with my daughter's father [Paul McCartney], we didn't really socialize. But on my birthday I thought, "Oh, I need a party." So I invited everyone from the local bar and had drinks at home. It was such a laugh. That's New York—so easygoing. For me, living here is a fresh beginning and an opportunity to move on."
On life's priorities:
"One of my friends found a picture from when I was 24 just before I lost my leg and said, "Why don't you cut your hair short again?" So I thought, "Just chop it off." I'm laid-back about that stuff. I nearly died four times—a police motorcycle cut my leg off and punctured my lung, which gives you a different perspective on life. It's just hair. It grows."
[Image via WENN.]
ha
someone is little self-obsessed
YEAH THATS RIGHT ! SHE IS SO FUGLY (ON THE INSIDE AND OBVIOUSLY ON THE OUTSIDE) TOPPED W/ AN OBNOXIOUS PERSONALITY , WHY WOULDN'T ANYONE WANNA DATE HER ??!!@#$%^!!
wtf … that is all I can say … she certainly believes in herself … gaghhhhhh
FUCK HER!!! UGH!!! SHE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!
I would hit her over the head with her own leg……….
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All I can say is…she must give a heck of a blowjob for Paul to even consider being around this nasty piece of self absorbed shit.
She's the most creeper person I've ever come across. She's like the two-faced character on The Batman movie. No one in America likes the ugly bitch. She made me hate Paul McCartney, coz he was so stupid to marry such a stupid whore that didn't love his children. Kill the bitch. HAHA
Is she retarded or something?? Everyone knows she's fucking rich. Some people would do anything to get a piece, even for just a little while. It's all about the money, ho!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Is this before or after you teabag her!
Ha ha ha relax people, she is the village idiot, just let her talk and then watch her stumble off in another direction.
Don't you just love her? She is like a pirate special needs version of Florence Henderson. She gives you true hope that anyone can be famous just for dragging a tired old vagina around. Here's to you trixie!
Delusions of grandeur perhaps? Heather Mills should fade into obscurity…the world would be a better place without having to listen to her inane comments.
Re: JokerBaby – no one in england likes this ugly bitch…
Re: Long Dong Connery – I luv you for saying that, I hate that fukin whore. heheheheheeeee Wtsfsf have you been? You will get so tortured next time I see you..heheheeeeee
shitfukshit. I'm planning things for your face..heheeee
Must be all that money you stole… I mean, won… I mean, got in the divorce.
Maybe it's dudes who have fake leg fetishes!!!
She nearly died 4 times??? Too bad one of those times didn't stick!
She actually said, "When you marry a Beatle?" She always claimed she didn't know who the Beatles were…….that she was raised on classical music…..man the lies get deeper……
Why do men hit on her? Could be the millions she got in the divorce coupled with her slutty past…….makes for a winning combination!
this story dont have a leg to stand on
I hate gold diggers as much as the next person, but I must admit that, except for the getting lots of dates part, i don't see anything wrong with what she says.
die already, please!
I heard one legged hookers get paid a premium for fancy foot work…….Tell us if it's true Sir Paul!
No the guys love her because she fucked a Beatle. They just want Paul's sloppy seconds!
What a disturbed woman, OMG!
How long before she runs out of Paul's money?
Hey moon where are you…
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Her hair is just…no.
nice
When all is said and done 'Mucca' has faired extremely well for herself despite any setbacks in life. She really should be admired, albeit grudgingly. She is very in your face which makes her extremely hard to take too but I would certainly by any book she produced on tactics for success. She should consider writing one for her next venture. I'm sure it would be a surprising success for her.
Myabe its because they think that shes a whore….
What a delusional woman. People don't hate her because she was married to Paul McCartney, they hate her because she's a shady, gold-digging shrew. I hope Heather took note Paul's appearance on The View recently. He didn't say a word about her, but he spoke very fondly of his late wife.
Guys just trying to cross fucking a one legged woman off their list.
who gives a shit about what does
Re: Long Dong Connery –
I'm on your head..hehehehe shitfukshit
I do believe she has friends… stupid people with money always has other people around for interest… what comes easy goes away easy…
Re: MP – Well let's be real here, Paul Mc Cartney is not a saint, he had his crazy wild years and he messed around with a lot of girls feelings, he was a player until he met his late wife and the love of his life… now when he met Mucca he even went against his daughter to marry this golddigger so what's going on with him now is just a natural consequence of not listening and having a very bad life… justice may take a while but always comes…
"Maybe it's because they know about your hefty divorce settlement and they want to get a piece Macca's money too, duh." So funny and TRUE, Perez! She's so full of it!
She's a nut job with a face job. Nice fillers Mucca.
She invited everyone one from the local bar? is that code for 'I invited them because I don't have any REAL personal friends?"
well she's right about one thing…just about anybody is better looking than her!!!
*vomit*…wouldnt fuck that dried up ugly skanky old slut for any fuckin money…
I'd say it's her money, plus there are just some guys out there who get excited at the idea of fucking someone who's got a stump.
Her 'friend Hilary Clinton' who the fuck does she think she is?
Um, MONEY maybe?? Also, many McCartney
fans would probably do anything to possibly meet
him. She's nuts.