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Queen's Guardsman Attacks Oxford Student!!!!

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London visitors, beware!

Looks like it's just a myth that the Queen's guardsmen are cool and unshakeable.

An Oxford student goofing for his friend got the surprise of his life when one of the Queen's guards attacked him for mocking his march.

What visitor to London hasn't mocked or made faces at the Queen's guards?

You're told they won't even acknowledge your presence unless there's a clear and present danger to the royals and shiz.

A friend shooting video of the jokester student told the UK's Sun,”I just thought “Oh My God” he’s got a gun and he’s going for Nick and he grabbed him and tried to boot him and we were so shocked we just ran away fast. You often see people pulling faces at the guards and standing beside them for photo’s and marching along with them but obviously this soldier didn’t find it funny. In hindsight I can understand the soldier losing his cool but it was very frightening indeed."

We would have pissed our pants!

Check out the incident above!

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104 comments to “Queen's Guardsman Attacks Oxford Student!!!!”

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  1. 1

    wow mario………..reeeaaal juicy….

  2. 2

    Whoa! Watch out Queen! So hard to find good help!

  3. 3

    okay that's slightly hilar.

  4. 4

    "Those horrid brown people from our Empire need to know their place!" You know that's what he was thinking . . .

  5. 5

    He should be sacked! I swear South Americans are gonna think we have something agaisnt them!!! If we aren't shooting them, our guards are hitting them! naughty! But quite funny too….(the hitting, not the shooting!)

  6. 6

    I had so much fun taking pictures with them when I was last in England…. but at a safe distance for that exact reason! He's lucky he didn't just shoot him!

    …I tried to get my friend to flash one of them…. I guess that would have turned out nastily…. haha

    Good times!! lol

  7. 7

    Wow, inexcusable.

  8. 8


  9. 9

    that's awesome! he shoulda really effed up that punk!
    hahaha…it's so funny to mock the guards……….grow up you douches

  10. 10

    being from england I can tell you this, if you piss off the guards tons they are allowed to stop you, and push you away. this guard was pissed. that tourist….FAIL. not to mention pwned.

  11. 11

    the boy deserved it.

  12. 12

    That's awsome!He should have tapped the back of his head with the butt of the rifle.

  13. 13

    it goes to show you how the world sees the monarchy, as a joke.

  14. 14

    i would be pissed too!

  15. JCPR says – reply to this


    lol that job sucks! i mean i would get tired of looking at people lauging at me. poor dude. lol

  16. midi says – reply to this


    that job must suck…

  17. 17

    Good job! I'm on the guard's side - they have to put up with countless dickheads mocking them and being disrespectful - they're only human, it's no surprise that they reach breaking point and snap. He should have gone further and smacked him down to the ground!

  18. 18

    He shouldn't do that, though.

  19. 19

    "attacked"? I didn't see an attack. He should have beat the kids ass.

  20. 20

    Yep, I think you'll find that he is allowed to do this, especially if that guy was interrupting him.

    Tourists who come here need to be more respectful. He is a member of the military and should be treated that way. If you really feel you need to, take a picture and move on. Don't try to antagonize them.

  21. 21

    good for him! that jerk was asking for it.

  22. Olai says – reply to this


    they DO TALK to ppl
    at least I can say that it happened to me once … I wanted a picture of me next a a guard.. I politelly said 'hi', he answered back with a 'how are you doing'
    didnt expect it :)

  23. 23


  24. 24

    he deserved a beat down- what a jerk

  25. 25

    Of course you would have pissed your pants Mario - you leak every time you write something about Angelina or Madonna. Just imagine the flood when something really happens to you…

  26. 26

    shoulda bayoneted him ;p and then stuck that big furry thing on his head
    ….what is that anyway a giant beaver skin??


  27. 27

    I would have stuck him with a bayonet and left him for dead.

  28. 28

    kick his ass!

  29. 29

    What an arsehole! I would have slapped him too!

  30. 30

    That kid totally deserved it. The guy is trying to do his fucken job and doesn't need someone mocking it.

  31. 31

    What a douchebag. Too bad he didn't get whupped harder.

  32. 32

    like OMG he totally got ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eye roll* He got PUSHED. And he completely deserved it too.

  33. 33

    I agree with RedWingsFan, well deserved!

  34. 34

    This must be the stupidest job ever… hold on not really being a fat ass Queer of all Media… yeah that's actually the stupidest job ever… anyways this is funny and old!

  35. 35

    I'd like to see that idiot have half the commitment and discipline that guard has in order to be a Queen's guard! I went to England back in 1983, while in high school, and was just in awe with the changing of the guard.

  36. MP says – reply to this


    I wonder what those guardsmen talk about after their shift…how many idiots they saw during the day? The kid deserved it. I can see a slight mocking and maybe taking a short walk w/ the guardsmen, but to keep doing it?

  37. 37

    It was a funny march…

  38. 38

    the little shit deserved it good going to the guard,there is a line.once a quick joke haha but repeat it ,he should of been arrested

  39. 39

    that guy was being a dumbass. he deserved it.

  40. 40

    Who did this guy think he was Mocking, Humiliating, this Official? One of the prayer rug crowd?

  41. 41

    That kid absolutely deserved it. What a freaking prick. No matter how funny the guards may look they should be shown some respect.

  42. 42

    I'd kick his @ss too! Way to go guard! I wouldn't want to be mocked at my job.

  43. SFman says – reply to this


    I hate to say this… but this kids giggle was enough to nearly make me snap and I wasnt even there in person. HAHAHA

  44. 44

    HAHAHAHAHAHA..jackass got his.

  45. 45

    That college idiot deserved what he got. A little maturity, please?

  46. 46

    What a jerky kid.

  47. 47

    I woulda clocked that boy about the head too. Cheeky.

  48. 48

    I woulda clocked him round the head too. Much deserved.

  49. 49

    ha ha little turd got bitch slapped…good…

  50. 50

    Re: JenJen_UK

    JenJen honey… look at that ratfaced retard. He should have been executed on the spot for being primitive. I would not allow primitive people to be alive for too long, no matter what color they have. You must learn how to respect culture - you know, CULTURE, and cocaine smuggling and soap operas aren't culture. HE should have been sent to the Walhalla right away.

  51. 51

    that is very rude of that guy. those guards are men in the army, that serve for one year protecting the queen and when their term is up they could be going off to war in Iraq. so really that guy deserved what he got. a good hit in the head.

  52. 52

    It would have been funnier if the guard had stuck his bayonet up the douchebag's stupid ass

  53. 53

    Good for the Guard…that kid was being a complete douche, it was okay once or twice, but he wasn't giving up.

  54. 54

    oh how shocking!! appalling!! devastating!!!!!! That kid is a douche.

  55. 55


  56. 56

    The guard should have shot that fucktard right on the spot, and spit on him and kick him twice.

    And how many of these fucking jerks are out there.

  57. 57

    after working at 6 flags in the entertainment department and having to deal with immature jack-asses all the time, i can totally understand the guards reaction, all he did was shove him.

  58. 58

    He deserved it

  59. 59

    LOL! good for him!

  60. 60

    Wish the guard had bayonneted his balls.

  61. 61

    hahahaha that's so funny…i totally would have freaked out lol!!!!

  62. 62

    WOW! that is so funny the Queen needs 2 watch her back!

  63. 63

    holy fucking shit!!

  64. 64

    That guy was old enough to know better than to behave that way. What a dumbass. I'm sure those guards get tired of being harassed by people day after day. Maybe that moron will think next time before he takes on a national symbol and acts like an idiot.

  65. 65

    The soldier shouldn't have lost his cool like that, but that immature dumb ass mocking him deserved that.

  66. 66

    bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!fucker!!!!!!!!

  67. 67

    Ha ha. That guy deserved it. Spoiled college kid teasing mall cop. Classic

  68. ydur says – reply to this


    I really doubt he's from Oxford… he's an idiot

  69. 69

    I'm totally with the guard, people don't go to other countries like China and annoy and mock their guards. Why should they do it in the UK?

  70. 70

    I wish you'd shown the part where the guard stuck his bayonet in the punkass kid. Now THAT would have been cool!

  71. 71

    Good lesson for all those idiots trying to make fun of everything. Big deal, he just pushed him. Well, next time this "little boy" is not going to play STUPID.

  72. 72

    He should have knocked that little shit out! Some people are so immature and annoying.

  73. 73


  74. 74

    In this world political climate anybody can be a terrorist even a douche bag American kid (not calling all Americans douches, just him) He's lucky that's all he got. I believe what he is doing is obstructing a military representative in the due course of their duty. Would he have done the same with the secret service guys at the White House? No respect!!!

  75. 75

    I'm on the guard side! That guy on the video is SO fucking annoying!

  76. 76

    i would have been scared for my fucking life.not to be shot tho because the kid wasn't looking when the gaurd came after him i would have been fuckin bullshit man.but ya know everyone else does it so i mean the kid prob assumed he could too.

  77. Rieco says – reply to this


    lol that little fag boy should have been shot.

  78. 78

    I was there last month, with school. Had so much fun. But the guards didn't do that !! lol

  79. 79

    He should have killed the little fucker, why should anyone tolerate being mocked by some douche?

  80. Ebra says – reply to this


    what up with all the british stuff, mario? are u trying to turn brit like ur idol too?

  81. 81

    I just find it rather "interesting" that all of a sudden they couldn't film anymore and ran? I think there is more to this than meets the eye (or that was edited). It could be that the guard is joking around with the guy and in order for it to be a bigger story than it really is, the filming stopped and they "say" they ran? hmmm…something to ponder eh?

  82. 82

    They do talk… I posed next to a guardsmen for a picture, and even though I wanted the picture, I felt so horrible for posing next to him like he was a painting or some inanimate object. So I whispered, "I'm so sorry." And he responded, "It's alright, love."

    So cute!

  83. Jai says – reply to this


    The guy got what was coming to him. The guard is there to do a job not to be ridiculed and mocked.

  84. 84

    Too funny - I'd give him a good smack too!

  85. 85

    Geez pervez! I'm surprised you didn't mention the slaughter of bears to supply the pelts for those ridiculous "royal" head dresses, all in the name of "tradition"

  86. 86

    haha funny, probably served the posh twat right!

  87. 87

    Re: ydur – education doesnt equal common sense

  88. 88


  89. 89

    i mean i understand why the guy got mad…but he should get fired for doing that

  90. 90

    woow i would of done the same

  91. 91

    that was great

  92. 92

    that was pretty uncalled for…why not just say "piss off wanker"

  93. 93

    Haha!! Looks like something I would do! Ha. Perez, he didn't really get ATTACKED he just got pushed a bit.

  94. 94

    A boot planted in the kid's ass would have been effective.

  95. 95

    Yeahhh baby!! kick his ass! hahaha I love the Royal Guards!! they are SO sexy!! ;) Maybe he was tired that ANOTHER turist joke and laugh about his job!…
    Someone have his number?? ;)

  96. 96

    Hilarious how student has the march turn exact towards the end. I guess he won't do that again.

  97. 97

    amazing he got what he asked for!

  98. 98

    haha what a prick! he was well askin for it..i bet the only regret the gueard has is not knockin him out..coz lets face it hes probs guna get dismissed either way

  99. 99

    once is OK, twice…you better take care of your ass…good for the english guard…

  100. 100

    Stupid fucker! You have a rifile! Shoot his ass!

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