Dita Von Teese Is Perfect, Duh!

Dita Von Teese attended the Christian Dior fashion show at the famed Paris Fashion Week on Monday.
As always, the burlesque performer was dressed exquisitely.
Flawless!
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Dita Von Teese attended the Christian Dior fashion show at the famed Paris Fashion Week on Monday.
As always, the burlesque performer was dressed exquisitely.
Flawless!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Kate Winslet is perfect-Dita is just Kinky!
She looks OLD. So not hot.
Kinda looks like Joan Crawford to me. Sorry P. Don't get your obsession with her.
FOR A TRANNY!
Me no like. I actually don't like this outfit and I usually like what she wears.
Re: Beefcurtains – Tubby has vagina envy.
HOT!!
Ass kisser!
Re: TheQueenOfComments – You're the meat in a harry sandwich!
Re: harrybalsac – Heya balsac!! Whatcha doin?
Re: harrybalsac – I take that as a good thing. Was it supposed to be a good thing??
butterfeet
Re: harrybalsac – So I left for a couple of hours and there are no signs of the weirdness-where'd they go?
Aight ppl's. I'm out. Enjoy the rest of your day…. Peace.
Que Bella!! Pero, the hair piece is so Wannabe La Coacha!!! I give it 10 estrellas!
xoxo
La Coacha from ChismeTime.com
She is beautiful and does always dress very well but reminds me of a porcelian doll… just not quite real….. her lingerie line rocks!
She looks like she lived during the Middle Ages
I don't see her appeal. Shes boring, her outfits, make up and hair are all boring.
She's a pasty white stripper with too much makeup on. How is that perfect?
Nice body, but her face is always so FUGLY!
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NEXT.
She's ugly hell.
I would love to raid her closet
Re: Beefcurtains – That is the point…she WANTS to look like Joan Crawford. She has said she is into retro-Hollywood Movie Goddess look.
She is not attractive with the make-up gun set on SKANK - it's like she uses drywall putty for foundation. The dress is okay but nothing fab…get your head out of her bunzies and take a good look!!!
she's great. Why Christian Dior all the time? Lucky.
This picture looks really fake for some reason..like she was placed against a backdrop.
she is a good dresser i'll give that to her but take away the clothes and the hoardes of makeup…..hell to tha NOT!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Boring!
Oh barf. This talentless whore is old news…NEXT!
WHO KEEPS PROPPING UP THIS DEAD BODY FOR PHOTOS?
Big head on a little body…BOBBLEHEAD, ANYONE? Let's see, she's INFAMOUS for sucking the cock of Marilyn Manson (YUCK) and stripping for money……..ummmmm, why are you so hung up on this thing, PIGEZ?!?! Old lady chic, with grandma's lipstick in tow is not in…..hasn't been for a LOOOnNNNG time. She needs a new schtick. She tried the goth, Betty Page thing, and it didn't work out, so now she is just teaming up with Katy Perry and tryint to bring back the old lady look……NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Re: harrybalsac –
HarryI know i'm Irish…but….when are you going to go West young man..and go on the piss with me
She is pretty and junk but she look old. So….
it's so sad that she can't look like that forever and ever…flawless and perfect. gawd she's hot…
she will always remind me of a 40's/50's pin up girl!
i love her unique look
she alaways sticks to what she likes
Go dita!
CAN ANYONE DAY OVER RATED!
I love how she dresses … i wish i had her wardrobe
That photo doesn't even look real, it looks like someone cut out a picture of her in a magazine and pasted it to this picture.
she needs to wear more REAL vintage.
She is Rumer Willis' biological mother, hence the potato head resemblance.
I love her, but that hair flower is a bit over the top…
The rest of the outfit is stunning, though!
that thing in her hair has got to go!
So easy to look flawless when you weigh 42 lbs. How about not realistic to 95% of the nation who don't have that frame or that kind of look?
She's kinda creepy. I'm a little tired of her looking like a ghostly reincarnation of someone's grandma when they were young back in the 1940's. She looks great in the clothes though, just too much pretending to be in another era. Every day doesn't need to be a costume party, does it?
I'm still trying to figure out why you're so infatuated with this woman. She never dresses down…. EVER. How is that a good thing? A woman who thinks she can't wear a jeans and a t-shirt is obviously extremely self-conscious and she's sending out the message to women that they have to look perfect all the time. I'm sorry Perez but you're worshipping the wrong people.
This looks like something Lucy or The Leave it to Beaver Mom would wear.Dita wears the clown makeup and clothes the way Michael Jackson would wear one glove just to go shopping,I wonder what she would look like if she dress in real time.
Re: Gorgeous_Norton –
LOL "the make-up gun set on SKANK" …You're so right . She looks like she's 58 years old. Perez has such bad taste in women.
She looks like the Jonas Brothers' mother!
Does this woman do anything else but strip …. then get dressed and pose for the camera's in some awful butt-ugly makeup?
Boring
Now if she would just shit on your insensitive head she would be just about perfect.
I love Dita… but im definitely not a fan of this picture or this look….
she looks a lot like potato head rumer willis, no??? anyways her whole outfit is totally fug, the flower in her hair reminds me of the hat that aretha franklin wore to the inaguration thing which u made such a big deal about perezzers. TTFN mwuah xoxo
fuck me, i cant hold it back anymore, she is freaking hideous, no way in hell do i find her attractive, her face is just as bad as rummer willis'
Her face is hideous! What a shim.
UGLY and artificial.
It's interesting that anyone can find a stripper exquisite. She is basically just a whore.
WRINKLED
meh… bit boring. she always looks the same.
No, Perez. She is not. Unless you put her next to, like, Amy Winehouse. But otherwise? Not so much.
Jeez, von Teese, why the long face???
I crack myself up
And Beefcurtains is right. She needs to get a job and stop trying to make her living being all come-hither, because she's just not up to the task any more. Actually, she never was, but come on. Does she want to be the next Pam Anderson? Looks like she does, in her own sartorially sad way.
She's a porn actress that got lucky.
dita von teese is perfection.
she's so classy and stunning,
and not to mention a natural beauty,
the makeup just amplifies it.
sorry but this is far from flawless in my eyes!
*dies*
she always looks like a portrait
She looks like an old, struggling, pale whore! This stripper is anything but pretty. Really Perez, you need to end her 15min already.
So if I understand your fascination with Dita Von Teese you are saying she is "flawless in a Dior"
Well yeah
if you like the: "Hi I'm really a corpse pardon my grayish skin tones and heavy caked on make up because well I'm a corpse so what do you expect!"
Yes Perez, we know you like Neil Sedaka in Drag. And even if he changed his name to Dita Von Teese it's still NS
When I see her it get a feeling of creepy ness and a chill. No really I felt a chill because that chick is freaking scary. If that's not Neil Sedaka then it's Joan Crawford reincarnate.
She is too old for that job… needs to retire soon…
She looks like an actual woman from the 40's and is along the rules of their beauty
she looks like a great great grandmother.
Theres nothing wrong with being old, I dont know why people think old people should retire from loving what they do.
… But I just dont Like Dita…
Would you seriolsly wear those ? being pale as michael jackson = not cool
I just mean enough is enough.
She's too pale for me
She's beautiful and looks like a lady at all times. This is how Hollywood used to be…
Sorry Hun, but this woman is FAAAAAAAR from flawless every single time I have ever seen her. She is disgusting and there is not a natural thing about her. She's been bleached, nipped, tucked, and god only knows what she uses on her hair. GAH!
Dita always looks good - but I'm getting a little tired of seeing her always so perfect, it's just not natural. Get some jeans, go braless, maybe a tan, at least one day skip the red lipstick…..
i hate you perez.
you dont have any taste AT ALL!
perfect? She looks like a grandma bobble head. The ensemble is FUG. bad hair for that big head.
The world's most beautiful woman. That's all.
I think she looks old ladyish Perez likes her cause they're besties.
Perfect . ?
Perfect . ?
Perfect for trying to pass for a time traveler from 1952 maybe !
Hey atleast she channels a natural woman:-) unlike most fake people around