Dita Von Teese Is Perfect, Duh!

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Dita Von Teese attended the Christian Dior fashion show at the famed Paris Fashion Week on Monday.

As always, the burlesque performer was dressed exquisitely.

Flawless!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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83 comments to “Dita Von Teese Is Perfect, Duh!”

RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Kate Winslet is perfect-Dita is just Kinky!
Beefcurtains says – reply to this

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She looks OLD. So not hot.
Beefcurtains says – reply to this

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Kinda looks like Joan Crawford to me. Sorry P. Don't get your obsession with her.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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FOR A TRANNY!
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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Me no like. I actually don't like this outfit and I usually like what she wears.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Beefcurtains – Tubby has vagina envy.
ButtercupMoon says – reply to this

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HOT!!
Mrs. Petunia Picklebottom says – reply to this

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Ass kisser!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: TheQueenOfComments – You're the meat in a harry sandwich!
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Heya balsac!! Whatcha doin?
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – I take that as a good thing. Was it supposed to be a good thing??
TACORI.hearts.LIP SMACKER says – reply to this

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butterfeet
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – So I left for a couple of hours and there are no signs of the weirdness-where'd they go?
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Aight ppl's. I'm out. Enjoy the rest of your day…. Peace.
La Coacha says – reply to this

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Que Bella!! Pero, the hair piece is so Wannabe La Coacha!!! I give it 10 estrellas!

xoxo

La Coacha from ChismeTime.com
shassy says – reply to this

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She is beautiful and does always dress very well but reminds me of a porcelian doll… just not quite real….. her lingerie line rocks!
Cleopatra says – reply to this

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She looks like she lived during the Middle Ages
rinimeatballs says – reply to this

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I don't see her appeal. Shes boring, her outfits, make up and hair are all boring.
shan74 says – reply to this

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She's a pasty white stripper with too much makeup on. How is that perfect?
Fallenangels says – reply to this

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Nice body, but her face is always so FUGLY!
kelseyu2000 says – reply to this

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mickeybabygurl3 says – reply to this

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NEXT.
Plinkie9 says – reply to this

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She's ugly hell.
Helloxl0ve says – reply to this

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I would love to raid her closet
Into The Nightlife says – reply to this

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Re: Beefcurtains – That is the point…she WANTS to look like Joan Crawford. She has said she is into retro-Hollywood Movie Goddess look.
Gorgeous_Norton says – reply to this

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She is not attractive with the make-up gun set on SKANK - it's like she uses drywall putty for foundation. The dress is okay but nothing fab…get your head out of her bunzies and take a good look!!!
what'swrong? says – reply to this

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she's great. Why Christian Dior all the time? Lucky.
MaryF123 says – reply to this

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This picture looks really fake for some reason..like she was placed against a backdrop.
garfield says – reply to this

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she is a good dresser i'll give that to her but take away the clothes and the hoardes of makeup…..hell to tha NOT!!!
stoney_g says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Boring!
Solaera says – reply to this

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Oh barf. This talentless whore is old news…NEXT!
MISSMILA says – reply to this

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WHO KEEPS PROPPING UP THIS DEAD BODY FOR PHOTOS?
Perez Is a Liar says – reply to this

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Big head on a little body…BOBBLEHEAD, ANYONE? Let's see, she's INFAMOUS for sucking the cock of Marilyn Manson (YUCK) and stripping for money……..ummmmm, why are you so hung up on this thing, PIGEZ?!?! Old lady chic, with grandma's lipstick in tow is not in…..hasn't been for a LOOOnNNNG time. She needs a new schtick. She tried the goth, Betty Page thing, and it didn't work out, so now she is just teaming up with Katy Perry and tryint to bring back the old lady look……NOT GONNA HAPPEN
orla666 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac –

HarryI know i'm Irish…but….when are you going to go West young man..and go on the piss with me
Kamilalil says – reply to this

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She is pretty and junk but she look old. So….
Esin Emko says – reply to this

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it's so sad that she can't look like that forever and ever…flawless and perfect. gawd she's hot…
IcyIzzy7 says – reply to this

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she will always remind me of a 40's/50's pin up girl!
i love her unique look
she alaways sticks to what she likes
Go dita!
Listen To Mayday Parade! says – reply to this

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CAN ANYONE DAY OVER RATED!
CreeWoman26 says – reply to this

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I love how she dresses … i wish i had her wardrobe
Sampson says – reply to this

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That photo doesn't even look real, it looks like someone cut out a picture of her in a magazine and pasted it to this picture.
klausette says – reply to this

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she needs to wear more REAL vintage.
Earlobe says – reply to this

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She is Rumer Willis' biological mother, hence the potato head resemblance.
nolachick says – reply to this

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I love her, but that hair flower is a bit over the top…

The rest of the outfit is stunning, though!
midi says – reply to this

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that thing in her hair has got to go!
Novel1 says – reply to this

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So easy to look flawless when you weigh 42 lbs. How about not realistic to 95% of the nation who don't have that frame or that kind of look?
RedApple says – reply to this

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She's kinda creepy. I'm a little tired of her looking like a ghostly reincarnation of someone's grandma when they were young back in the 1940's. She looks great in the clothes though, just too much pretending to be in another era. Every day doesn't need to be a costume party, does it?
Laury says – reply to this

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I'm still trying to figure out why you're so infatuated with this woman. She never dresses down…. EVER. How is that a good thing? A woman who thinks she can't wear a jeans and a t-shirt is obviously extremely self-conscious and she's sending out the message to women that they have to look perfect all the time. I'm sorry Perez but you're worshipping the wrong people.
Mr. Gilbert says – reply to this

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This looks like something Lucy or The Leave it to Beaver Mom would wear.Dita wears the clown makeup and clothes the way Michael Jackson would wear one glove just to go shopping,I wonder what she would look like if she dress in real time.
Gigi7 says – reply to this

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Re: Gorgeous_Norton –
LOL "the make-up gun set on SKANK" …You're so right . She looks like she's 58 years old. Perez has such bad taste in women.
Moimeme says – reply to this

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She looks like the Jonas Brothers' mother!
Sedona says – reply to this

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Does this woman do anything else but strip …. then get dressed and pose for the camera's in some awful butt-ugly makeup?
Aj20 says – reply to this

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Boring
marlow says – reply to this

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Now if she would just shit on your insensitive head she would be just about perfect.
Wolfbuttercup says – reply to this

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I love Dita… but im definitely not a fan of this picture or this look….
Chelsea says – reply to this

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she looks a lot like potato head rumer willis, no??? anyways her whole outfit is totally fug, the flower in her hair reminds me of the hat that aretha franklin wore to the inaguration thing which u made such a big deal about perezzers. TTFN mwuah xoxo
madison manson says – reply to this

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fuck me, i cant hold it back anymore, she is freaking hideous, no way in hell do i find her attractive, her face is just as bad as rummer willis'
Dick Waffle says – reply to this

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Her face is hideous! What a shim.
Regina75 says – reply to this

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UGLY and artificial.
justbecuz says – reply to this

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It's interesting that anyone can find a stripper exquisite. She is basically just a whore.
BeeBee says – reply to this

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WRINKLED
whiterabbit says – reply to this

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meh… bit boring. she always looks the same.
Failkips says – reply to this

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No, Perez. She is not. Unless you put her next to, like, Amy Winehouse. But otherwise? Not so much.
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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Jeez, von Teese, why the long face???

I crack myself up

And Beefcurtains is right. She needs to get a job and stop trying to make her living being all come-hither, because she's just not up to the task any more. Actually, she never was, but come on. Does she want to be the next Pam Anderson? Looks like she does, in her own sartorially sad way.
Jerkface says – reply to this

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She's a porn actress that got lucky.
metalxxx says – reply to this

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dita von teese is perfection.
she's so classy and stunning,

and not to mention a natural beauty,
the makeup just amplifies it.
307point1 says – reply to this

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sorry but this is far from flawless in my eyes!
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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*dies*
she always looks like a portrait
dog lover says – reply to this

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She looks like an old, struggling, pale whore! This stripper is anything but pretty. Really Perez, you need to end her 15min already.
venuspower says – reply to this

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So if I understand your fascination with Dita Von Teese you are saying she is "flawless in a Dior"

Well yeah

if you like the: "Hi I'm really a corpse pardon my grayish skin tones and heavy caked on make up because well I'm a corpse so what do you expect!"

Yes Perez, we know you like Neil Sedaka in Drag. And even if he changed his name to Dita Von Teese it's still NS

When I see her it get a feeling of creepy ness and a chill. No really I felt a chill because that chick is freaking scary. If that's not Neil Sedaka then it's Joan Crawford reincarnate.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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She is too old for that job… needs to retire soon…
Bambi says – reply to this

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She looks like an actual woman from the 40's and is along the rules of their beauty
atleast6charactters says – reply to this

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she looks like a great great grandmother.
Theres nothing wrong with being old, I dont know why people think old people should retire from loving what they do.
… But I just dont Like Dita…
yennie says – reply to this

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Would you seriolsly wear those ? being pale as michael jackson = not cool

I just mean enough is enough.
Pea Brain says – reply to this

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She's too pale for me
Banshee says – reply to this

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She's beautiful and looks like a lady at all times. This is how Hollywood used to be…
PornoPriestess says – reply to this

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Sorry Hun, but this woman is FAAAAAAAR from flawless every single time I have ever seen her. She is disgusting and there is not a natural thing about her. She's been bleached, nipped, tucked, and god only knows what she uses on her hair. GAH!
Neverevenknewhim says – reply to this

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Dita always looks good - but I'm getting a little tired of seeing her always so perfect, it's just not natural. Get some jeans, go braless, maybe a tan, at least one day skip the red lipstick…..
TrixieHuntington says – reply to this

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i hate you perez.
you dont have any taste AT ALL!
VaJenna says – reply to this

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perfect? She looks like a grandma bobble head. The ensemble is FUG. bad hair for that big head.
TeamRPatzFTW! says – reply to this

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The world's most beautiful woman. That's all.
jessicaforever82 says – reply to this

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I think she looks old ladyish Perez likes her cause they're besties.
Black Aggie says – reply to this

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Perfect . ?
Perfect . ?

Perfect for trying to pass for a time traveler from 1952 maybe !
Neal says – reply to this

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Hey atleast she channels a natural woman:-) unlike most fake people around

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