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Oh, Honey!

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Eva, sweetie, DARLING!

You are not Jennifer Lopez.

Repeat: you ain't no J. Lo, bitch. Stop trying to make it happen!

The Desperate Housewives star shares the same stylist as La Lopez, Ken Paves, and he's responsible for that horrible creation on her head.

We're not sure who told Longoria to wear that shiteous dress, but they should be ashamed as well!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 9:10 am / Email this  »
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    70 comments to “Oh, Honey!”



    1. 1

      horrible
      has like a traffic cone color look a like



    2. 2

      OH GOD THE HORROR! She looks HORRIFIC!



    3. 3

      What are you talking about? The dress is beautiful and her hair looks great. She couldn't look bad if she tried.



    4. 4

      Not feeling this either…



    5. 5

      Who would want to be J-Lo anyway? Eva should be happy she's not her.



    6. 6

      I thought she looked great! Compared to the rest of the MESS that walked out onto that red carpet, she had it pulled together. Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria looked the best on the red carpet last night. They looked SPRING, SPRING, SPRING and I LOVED it! Everyone else… Not so much!

      XOXO,

      Sarah
      www.closetdiaries.com



    7. 7

      she doesn't Look that bad



    8. 8

      Was there an accident?



    9. 9

      SHE SHOULD BE DE-PORTED BACK TO MEXICO FOR THAT OUTFIT!

    10. TZS says – reply to this


      10

      2nd!! Hate it!! Wrong color!!



    11. 11

      Nice bitch!



    12. 12

      Hey skin looks too orange to be wearing this dress… Bad combo….



    13. 13

      Her dress was pretty! She opened the show! Her hair looks like a dike cut and not appealing. It's very 1940's mom hair but she is beautiful. I liked her Golden Globes dress the best.



    14. 14

      her hair looks ok.. and the dress isn't horrible!



    15. 15

      Elmmer Fud………



    16. 16

      Were hunten Wabbit…..



    17. 17

      I am not a fan of hers to start so for me she looks horrible all her beauty is thanks to her make up artist has anybody seen her without makeup?? Very, Very SCARY!!! and you are right she is not JLo at least she is very, very pretty even without makeup…



    18. 18

      I like it…



    19. 19

      j.lo is a bitch.



    20. 20

      she looks fine and probably better than any of us and better than you perez. her fake tan is over done and the lighting from the photo looks off.



    21. 21

      yesyesyes!!



    22. 22

      Re: uncle eldon – Uhhh she was born in Texas….Not mexico



    23. 23

      like the hair
      HATE that horrid excuse of a dress..
      those frilly things are NOT flattering!



    24. 24

      Worst hair of the evening. Just awful.



    25. 25

      wow … maybe it just looks not-so-good in photos … there is nothing flattering about that dress/hair



    26. 26

      wow- what hair?? i couldnt get past that dress!! omg!! certainly looks like a pregnancy cover upper to me- but it coulnt be- they would never have photoshopped her in that recent magazine article, would they have?? :)



    27. 27

      wtf happened to her? shit fuk shit
      she now fukin looks like that old bitch from the Poltergeist movie..
      shitfukshit



    28. 28

      mexicans like orange but i don't …..common eva….call me before you do these things i'm in san antonio



    29. 29

      next



    30. 30

      Like she took a dip in the DayGlo pool



    31. 31

      Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** – I love oranges and I'm not mexican.



    32. 32

      Pretty gal but ugly dress.



    33. 33

      This BROADS time has COME and GONe, go home to that creature YOU married and stay there, maye you can start your own little zoo?



    34. 34

      That untalented bitch always wears hideous clothes. She's dramatic



    35. 35

      J-lo…c'mon Pigez……rotfl, did she ay you to say that, as she is desperate for attention. Eva is gorgeous…..and this is not the first time she has worn her hair like this….and J-ho isn't the only celeb that uses Ken Paves, get a clue. The dress is a bit too poofy in the belly area…..can you say hide the bump, people.



    36. 36

      Um, honey, this ain't Mexico. The ruffles and flourescent orange are HORRIBLE. Fucking Latina ho-down attire.

    37. esb13 says – reply to this


      37

      i think she looked pretty! she looked better at the golden globes, but i think she looks lovely here, as well.

    38. Gigit says – reply to this


      38

      That dress scares me



    39. 39

      Yes. i agree. This is horrible. maybe she overdid it on the orange tan spray and tried to offset the color.

    40. auds says – reply to this


      40

      I think she looks really pretty, altho I'm not crazy about the extra ruffles mid-dress, it's not a bad look altogether.



    41. 41

      Perez, you look like shit in most of your pictures that you post on here. What makes you think you can talk shit about Eva? SHe looks good!



    42. 42

      i lovee theee colorrr i jsut dont like the frilly thing on her waist , if they werent there it be finee . andd she took a chancee instead of going the safe routeee and im not a bug fan of hers eitherr butt yeah

    43. Kelsy says – reply to this


      43

      Someone PLEASE tell me what the kind of an outfit that is. Give this mouse a piece of cheese. She is so fucking overrated it is not even funny.



    44. 44

      Here is Perez again giving orders , stop this , stop that .. Who cares . Look at the mirror Perez . She looks better than Jennifer Lopez .. LOL Why comparing to JLo ? JLo is nothing either .



    45. 45

      she looks great- great hair, great dress, great jewerly. SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL



    46. 46

      PAPAYA! Yes, I must agree, it is a most unflattering gown. These starlets, how they allow retards to dress them. They should throw a hissy fit and refuse to wear, what the stupid stylists tell them, just say "NO!"



    47. 47

      I happen to LOVE THE DRESS! Perez I think you may be a bit jealous of Eva. If I could have it my way, her hair would be a bit different. BUT the dress is stunning!



    48. 48

      This horrific dress would be a bridesmaid's immediate reject.



    49. 49

      Why why why? she's so pretty, why'd she have to ruin it? And come on, if that dress isn't hiding a bump I'm the tooth fairy!



    50. 50

      Oh. Nooooo. She didnt.



    51. 51

      i hate the color of the dress and she is too tan. Nobody can be La Lopez



    52. 52

      No she's not J Lo. So what? This is pure hollywood glam. I think she looks simply fabulous.



    53. 53

      she looks like a sistah



    54. 54

      I thought she looks amazing…..layoff

      plus j.lo looks like shit nowadays



    55. 55

      Attention the following: Jennifer Lopez, Valerie Bertinelli, Queen Latifah, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria Parker, Sophia Loren, Halle Berry, Sarah Jessica Parker, Parminder ….well, the list is too long….

      if your hair is BLACK or dark brown, don't lighten it to ORANGE! it looks hideous!!! Leave it BLACK! Look at Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz, what is wrong with BLACK? if you have African progenitors (well, we all do, but you know what I mean) or Hispanic ancestors, leave it BLACK. Look at Catherine Zeta Jones (if her hair is still dark, I haven't checked lately). Orange is UGLY!!!! ugly ugly ugly! and it looks so fakey and lame, Latino women should NOT bleach their hair!



    56. 56

      She looks pregnant.

    57. Sweet says – reply to this


      57

      I don't get her style… ever. That's probably because she doesn't have any.



    58. 58

      what possessed her???



    59. 59

      This picture is altered. SOMEONE turned the saturation WAY up. The dress was really a light peach color. C'mon the red carpet isn't THAT red. Search google for the REAL pics.



    60. 60

      That's a hideous color on her.



    61. 61

      Goodness, she's too small to wear that much dress and the color - oh my.

    62. cdawg says – reply to this


      62

      you need to take it down a notch buddy. why would she wanna be jlo and be a mess like her. Fuck that EVA IS HOT> YOUR JEALOUS. you should learn how you speak to actresses, learn some respect.



    63. 63

      i will admit thats defs not the best dress i've seen her in.
      But look at the glowing skin,gorjuz face,great hair and killer body and smile!

      and J-LO
      eva is better then that tryhard diva
      ANYDAY



    64. 64

      Poor Eva, looks like her glamsquad
      is failing her.

    65. Miz Z says – reply to this


      65

      She constantly looks like garbage!!!



    66. 66

      Piggy she looks much much better than you will ever look in 100000 years… and no I don't think she believes she is J.Lo, she is way better and classier than J. Lo, have some respect for her, she deserves to be where she is!



    67. 67

      take it easy thats a bit harsh!!!!!!

      the colour isn't very good - fair enough. infact it's practicilly neon and its awful!

      but Eva Longoria is very pretty she could almost pull anything off including this!!!!!!!!



    68. 68

      Why do you hate spanish women???



    69. 69

      isnt it a crime to make a skinny hottness like her look like a fat piñata?



    70. 70

      You think she's be able to afford a better spray tan. She always has way too much & is a weird, unhuman color. THe dress is so tacky. Save it for Halloween. Plus she has no talent. Yet, she gets paid.