Who Needs A Bra?

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Oops!

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Bras are for poor people!

Because Paris Hilton doesn't need one, as evidenced on a trip to the tanning salon on an obviously chilly day in Los Angeles this past weekend.

Look! How nice! She's pimping us on her bag!

The "PH" is for "Perez Hilton," right?

[Image via Garrett Ryan/SNAP-PIX, Inc.]

    Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 12:15 pm / Email this  »

    71 comments to “Who Needs A Bra?”



    1. 1

      There is not one person left on this planet that has yet to see Paris tatas.



    2. 2

      There is not one person left on this planet that has not seen Paris's tatas. I love you MARIO.



    3. 3

      If your'e as flat-chested as she is, then nobody needs a bra.



    4. 4

      ha



    5. 5

      Ugly handbag, ugly sunglasses.



    6. 6

      Headlights!!!!!



    7. 7

      Ugly hat.



    8. 8

      ughh I cant stand this stupid douchebag



    9. 9

      IF PARIS DOSEN'T WEAR A BRA,ALL WOMEN SHOULDN'T WEAR A BRA.BECAUSE SHE SET A STANDAND FOR ALL WOMEN TO FOLLOW!!!



    10. 10

      Ugly hoodie.



    11. 11

      Exactlly!!!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      Ugly hands )o:

    13. Hole says – reply to this


      13

      she needs to die…that's about all she needs



    14. 14

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – Hey Hottie…….. :o )



    15. 15

      Ugly ropes hanging from her crotch. )o:

    16. missB says – reply to this


      16

      power to her.. i do not think women should have to wear bras… men dont…



    17. 17

      I CAN SEE HER DIRTY PILLOWS. MAKES ME WANT TO SHART ON THEM.



    18. 18

      Hello she didn't wear a bra because she didn't want tan lines. No biggie. Don't hate on her Mario just because you can't fit in the tanning bed.



    19. 19

      She looks horrendous! What's with that fugly hat? And oversized sunglasses are out of style Paris! Jeeeeeeez



    20. 20

      wow



    21. 21

      Re: Long Dong Connery
      Hey, handsome )-:



    22. 22

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – YOUR FLOWER LOOKS UGLY.



    23. 23

      What about reporting on how she took 30 swag bags from the IFFest. And she didn't even have a movie there.



    24. 24

      OH! ITTY BITTY TITTY!!!!!!!!!!! SKANK WHORE!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS LOSER!!!!!!!!



    25. 25

      Can't spell Hotel heiress without HO!



    26. 26

      Her hands look tired from yanking me sea snake!!



    27. 27

      Big hands on big cock………



    28. 28

      Lookin good mama



    29. 29

      bras are for ppl with breast



    30. 30

      OMG her hands are so HUGE and UGLY!!



    31. 31

      i dont wear bras all the time, bras suck!!



    32. 32

      especially when u have thin frames like paris and a handfull of boob we dont need bras



    33. 33

      Re: harrybalsac – can't spell disease ridden whore with out Paris hilton



    34. 34

      why do girls have to wear bras? is there some law?



    35. 35

      I am glad I am not the only person who goes to the tanning bed without a bra.

      Quit talking shit about Paris..You know she's fabulous. Don't we all wish we could pull off the shit she does?



    36. 36

      Re: Bay2LA
      I agree. Try to wear a bra in South Florida when it's 95 degrees every day!!!



    37. 37

      Paris has tits? Since when do STDs on a stick have tits? Are you sure they aren't pimples?



    38. 38

      DESPERATE



    39. 39

      I'll teabag her, if that's ok………..



    40. 40

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – How are your Oranges???? (.) (.)



    41. 41

      PEREZ, I GOT A NEW WORD FOR YOU TON USE - STIF NIPS!!



    42. 42

      Re: Bay2LA – O you need a ((((((SPANK))))))



    43. 43


    44. 44

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – Sorry but it doesn't matter how hot it is, I refuse to walk outside with my bare tata's exposed… I'm not paris, I actually have a bust…



    45. 45

      Faggez, you're just jealous, that she doesn't need a bra and you do. Ugly fuck



    46. 46

      Walking STD stick!! Everyone has seen her boobies already!!!



    47. 47

      A Paris Hilton fan I'm not but I don't wear a bra when I go tanning either. Especially if you're using tanning lotion, you don't want that crap to get all over your bra. I usually wear a bigger shirt though so you can't tell I'm not wearing a bra.



    48. 48

      Here we have the tiniest breasts ever. Of course they defy gravity. And if by chance they ever start to sag, she will have them fixed overnnight…she has the funds to do so. I would probably go braless if I had such a small chest!



    49. 49

      Nice



    50. 50

      She can use my bag bra……….



    51. 51


    52. 52

      OMG! It's so easy to see her nipples through the shirt…haha!



    53. 53

      Why would she need a bra? She has nothing to hold up!

      She could be queen of the itty-bitty-titty committee!!



    54. 54

      No one with tits that small needs a bra…
      .
      And that bag she's pimping out is grossss! It looks cheap and is completely hideous.



    55. 55

      Re: sarahthered1 – Well the first problem with you is you think Paris is fabulous. Puke. The second problem with you is that you go to a tanning bed. Puke. Tanning is bad for you and you're going to be a wrinkly, skin cancer ridden, Donatella-looking, prune by the time you're 40. Have fun with the facelifts, because Botox won't get rid of those wrinkles!
      Why don't you try a spray tan, honey.



    56. 56

      I can do better!



    57. 57

      You don't need a bra if you don't have boobs



    58. 58

      Another loser!!!!Loser!!Another loser!!!!Loser!!Another loser!!!!Loser!!Another loser!!!!Loser!!



    59. 59

      she has big nippys



    60. 60

      Bras are for women who actually have breasts. Not the bodies of twelve year old boys.



    61. 61

      SHE DOESNT NEED A BRA BECAUSE EVEN HER HERPES ERUPTIONS ARE BIGGER THAN HER TITTAYS…….



    62. 62

      Stop pimping this tired piece of no-talent ass.



    63. 63

      She probably has a herpes flare up and wore no bra to keep the focus on her breasts and not her when she scratches her crotch!



    64. 64

      HUGE hands LMAO! This chick was never pretty :vomit:



    65. 65

      paris is forever beautiful….bad checkered past sure, but she is hot as hell anyway…



    66. 66

      awesome! i hate wearing bras. i never wear one unless i am in public. paris is kewl enough to break that rule ; )



    67. 67

      Only people with breasts wear bras, and Paris doesn't have any.

    68. Pike says – reply to this


      68

      Who needs a bra, Paris does. She has not recently showed off those swing bananas.



    69. 69

      What for she will need a bra??? There's nothing there to support or hide…
      Wow it amazes me that people like Paris makes that much money even in times of crisis like this… she is obviously paying you big bucks to praise her on daily basis… she hasn't done anything exciting lately and still she manages to be cool…



    70. 70

      you see? this is why big fake plastic boobs run rampant all over the world. why put a girl down cause her boobs are small and not big and fake? they look nice!! they are REAL, however, most people don't even care about that anymore since you are so brainwashed in what the "media" says is hot. Her tits are sexy, just the way they are. get over yourselves.



    71. 71

      She's looking so pretty
      Both pics you have up Perez
      I'm so happy Paris is eating lunch again
      She's too pretty to be to skinny
      good girl Paris :)