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“I can’t stand Angelina and all her babies. Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angelina proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'"

- E! TV personality Chelsea Handler told an audience in New York this past weekend

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    1. 1

      LOL!



    2. 2

      ha ha! I LOVE Chelsea Handler!!



    3. 3

      Re: loquita – Now you're first, way too go! harry's lol too.



    4. 4

      HAHAHA, take that Angelina!



    5. 5

      Ha ha, telling it like it is. No doubt she will be crucified!!!!



    6. 6

      Great line….if i was Maddox I would be wondering the same thing. Long live Chelsea!!



    7. 7

      She's been saying that quote for awhile now.



    8. 8

      Lmfao, shes great!!!



    9. 9

      WTF?



    10. 10

      what a fucking bitch. angie is doing good. the only reason shes got a job is cuz shes whoring around. so back off bitch. go fix your teeth and then talk shit



    11. 11

      lol! that's funny!



    12. 12

      SHE SAID THAT A LONG ASS TIME AGO ON A STANDUP GIG. MORON.



    13. 13

      LMAO AINT THAT THE TRUTH….



    14. 14

      LOL. I love Chelsea!



    15. 15

      Where's Britney?? :(



    16. 16

      Hehe I love Chelsea!!



    17. 17

      SO NOT COOL.



    18. 18

      she's said that before…multiple times



    19. 19

      shitfukshit



    20. 20

      Its true..everyone is starting to see Angelina's inner ugliness which is full of evilness and deception…The truth is Angelina is a whore who fucks married men.



    21. 21

      Chelsea is the best!! I just love that crazy bitch!



    22. 22

      LOL! i can't stand her either…



    23. 23

      That is an ooold joke she keeps telling. Chelsea Handler came to Zanies in Nashville about two years ago and said that then…. She is lame but funny sometimes.

      Oh hey say you on her show- She was such a bitch to you Perez— you are way better-



    24. 24

      I cant stand that bitch either Chelsea. Nasty baby collecting WHORE



    25. 25

      she said that a long time ago



    26. 26

      if you think that is funny, you should read her book
      dear vodka its me chelsea
      cause that quote is in there
      some of her other stuff is funnier



    27. 27

      why?angelina is hot



    28. 28

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Need a snoog moonie?



    29. 29

      i fucking looove that bitch.



    30. 30

      WOW!! THAT IS REALLY MEAN! Maybe Chelsea needs to do something else with her life besides trashing others just for laughs. I am sure Angelinas kids are much happier than they ever could have been in their own country, they now have opportunities not to mention a shit load of money.



    31. 31

      Re: LaDiva –
      LaDiva, all the best to you. You have a good man who loves you, a wedding to plan and a precious baby on the way to love forever. I wish you happiness, natasha33312 on yahoo. Get in touch. Good bye, sweetheart . Kisses.



    32. 32

      Anyone who can't make peace with their father or family / Past
      is in danger of dumping their kids in the future. Family is a tie that can easily be snipped for Jolie.



    33. 33

      Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude – Hotter than that shit bag Madge huh?



    34. 34

      I'm pretty sure Angelina teaches her kids to be grateful for everything. Nothing lasts forever, including riches. At least Maddox will have a personality if everything else fails.

      And everyone who hates Angelina is just jealous. That said, I am totally team Aniston!



    35. 35

      old



    36. 36

      Chelsea is the shit, she says what everyone's thinking.



    37. 37

      i farted again!



    38. 38

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly –
      Sheri, love you. natasha33312 on yahoo. You are the best, fierce girl.



    39. 39

      Ehhh



    40. 40

      I couldn't agree more.

      && it's my birthdayy :D



    41. 41

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – did you just give out your email address on here! you are a true moron!



    42. 42

      Chelsea is one funny bitch



    43. 43

      Perez, can you post about imposters who wish they could live someone else's life but are filled with enviousness so therefore have to take the personality of someone else in order to feel special… (hugs)….



    44. 44

      She's said this on her show before….and in her stand up….it's so old. How about you post new stuff?



    45. 45

      Perez, can you post about imposters who wish they could live someone else's life but are filled with enviousness so therefore have to take the personality of someone else in order to feel special… (hugs)…..



    46. 46

      Re: harrybalsac –
      Harry, a little bird told me that your balls were sagging? Would you like me to lick them and make them tight?



    47. 47

      Not funny!

    48. Las says – reply to this


      48

      I think she needs some new material. She's funny but that is old.



    49. 49

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – Love you much OG. Remember no imposter can ever usurp you. You are more than they will ever or could ever achieve. I would take it as a compliment that someone took the time to actually create a screen name in my honor since they are flaming assholes who nobody gives a damn about…. Take care.



    50. 50

      wow…and what his Chesley doing to help others, beside drinking herself into a stupor?…z-lister…



    51. 51

      "Raise your kids, raise your kids, raise your g*d damn kids". Love that song.



    52. 52

      where is letty b??



    53. 53

      I Love Chelsea- call her a bitch all you want, she doesn't give a flying fuck what you think- she spits the truth and everyone knows it



    54. 54

      She might look like Govenor Arnold's sister, but she can be very funny.



    55. 55

      I wish Angelina would DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY WHORE!!!!!!!



    56. 56

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – Thankx honey..whoooohooooooo
      Re: harrybalsac – Tell me bout it stud…hehehe
      what cha got for me? Can I sit on your lap? shitfukshit



    57. 57

      Re: I[heart]Jasper – hi to you!

    58. Laury says – reply to this


      58

      Chelsea is my new hero.



    59. 59

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – I'm back…check out Donny….(((((((((((((((SPANK)))))))))))) :o )…. Hows the beach…. can i clean you off…….SFSF



    60. 60

      Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude –
      Can't you find her? She's been here today..hehehehhe
      shitfukshit



    61. 61

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – (as you are a slightly unintelligent creature, I imagine you are here usurping someone else b/c nobody would ever usurp a fucked hag as yourself… Boohoo go whine about how much ppl hate you elsewhere)



    62. 62

      Hilarious…but I'm pretty sure she already used that line, or one very similar.



    63. 63

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – why do people argue on here, that's weird! and that dumb girl put her email on here, very strange!



    64. 64

      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
      ANGELINA IS A DIRTY WHORE!!!!



    65. 65

      Wow, really not that funny..
      Don't get all the Angelina hate..
      What's it to everybody how she lives her life?
      Yeah, she has a lot of kids, but I think her and Brad are great parents.
      I wish everybody would just leave them alone…why doesn't everybody hate on those families with 12+ children that you see on TLC? Cause they're not famous right? At least Angelina and Brad are open to adoption..3 of their children were adopted. I think they have a beautiful family. People have nothing better to do than to hate on Angelina..



    66. 66

      Re: Long Dong Connery –
      You always make me fukin smile..heheheheheheheeeeee
      so much fukin fun…luved the ((((( spank ))))))))))))))))))
      deefukinlicious..whoooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo



    67. 67

      loves it. Chelsea's lines never get old to me!



    68. 68

      fagtard



    69. 69

      hahahhaha love it



    70. 70

      That b*tch needs to get a life. She is SO lame. Angie can have all the children she wants. She has the money to back it up.



    71. 71

      Chelsea Handler is possibly the most unfunny individual on the planet.



    72. 72

      Re: Long Dong Connery –
      Clean me off baby…shitfukshit
      I could eat you afukin live…
      whooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo



    73. 73

      Re: Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani – who sings that?



    74. 74

      Chealsea H is one HOT Bitch…..she is says everything we think but, dont dare to say out loud….you go girl —- give them what they want.



    75. 75

      SHE SAID THAT MONTHS AGO!



    76. 76

      that's like the 5th time i've heard that from her, and it wasn't that funny the first time around. i do love her, though. :)



    77. 77

      why are u people so mean to her she is a great woman. ur probably all maniston fans



    78. 78

      lmaoooo wow that was funny



    79. 79

      fagrag



    80. 80

      that's brutal, why ya gotta hate?



    81. 81

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – I will eat you alive….. :o )



    82. 82

      Re: LaDiva – I whined, really when? A dumbass and a liar!



    83. 83

      HA! That was GREAT!



    84. 84

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
      Hey OrchidGirl you sound like a 600 pound obese, fat, ugly bitch that has no friends and sits at home all day because you cant get out of the bed without a forklift. The closest encounter to sex for you was with your blow up doll because not even a blind wanted to get involved with you!



    85. 85

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Awww everytime you pick on OG, you whine and pout like a spoiled rotten fat ass…. (*sheds a tear for loser imposter who must hate themselves, n is seething with loathsomeness*)



    86. 86

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – Lap, face, take your pick.



    87. 87

      Re: Amazing Ann – Ahahahaha that forklife comment was hilarious… Can you say "orca"…. hahahaha



    88. 88

      Re: MonKeeFukHole – OOOOW! That tickles!



    89. 89

      HAHAHAHA, you have to love Chelsea!



    90. 90

      Re: Farts Smell..and I like it! – I don't know….a friend played it for me a few months ago and I forget the name. But it's fucking hysterical! "Read a book, read a book, read a g*d damn book"! LOL…



    91. 91

      Chelsea Handler is absolutely hysterical.. if you don't think so, read her books "My Horizontal Life" or "Are you there vodka, it's me, Chelsea" For those who say she needs to get some new material… comedians usually repeat their stuff.



    92. 92

      yoooo



    93. 93

      Re: xoxoxoxoxo – You are a sad and lonely person. Seek help immmediatly.



    94. 94

      If this bitch cant stand angelina than why the f*ck is she talking about her? GET OVER IT! Stop insulting people are only doing nothing but good in this world…Angelina has donated millions of dollars to charities and has done a lot of charity work…are you gonna make fun of that too?



    95. 95

      Re: Farts Smell..and I like it! – Excuse me. I farted.



    96. 96

      Re: LaDiva – are you going to use your new word of the day "usurp" every post? hahahahahahaha what a truly pathetic fucknut!



    97. 97

      Re: LaDiva –
      LaDiva why do you waste your valuable and precious time on garbage like OrchidGirl? We all know she is an obese, fat, old geezer that gets her satisfaction for cyber bullying because she is a miserable and desperate fat cow that has no friends.

    98. Kelsy says – reply to this


      98

      OPINION…that is what this blog is about OPINIONS. Why cuss someone who posts their view on this blog? Damn, that is such a waste of time. As for this post, I could not give a rats ass how old it is, they are my sentiments exactly. These two are fucking sickening, crying about all the publicity they get, who the fuck do they think they would be with out it?? like the rest of us, having to work for peanuts.



    99. 99

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Why yes I will be using it more often thank you for actually paying attention to all my posts darling…. Lmao. You talk about us being low class and yet your low class rears its head with every single comment you post. Talk about that usurper….Lol



    100. 100

      Re: Mrs. Petunia Picklebottom – Ewww, did you have an egg salad sandwich for lunch? Damn girl, you rank yo!

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