Asslee Comes To The Defense Of Her Sister's Ass
Don't mess with a girl from Texas!
Ashlee Simpson is soooo mad she could eat an entire six-pack of donuts!
The new mom took to her blog to give us and everyone who is calling her bigger (literally) sister, Jessica, fat a verbal tongue lashing.
Says Ass:
I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
-Ash
Uhmmm….
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves when celebrities like Ashlee Simpson are getting nosejobs and Jessica Simpson is was plumping her lips with fillers????
[Image via WENN.]
Her??? Whom Would U Like To See In The American AbFab????
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
YEAH THERE IS AND SHE'S FAT!
STFU and take care of that brat bitch. She's one to talk about self image. Nose job much bitch?
Who wants to give harry's package some stimulus?
Re: M*I*A*R – Meat in harry sandwich , lucky you!
I Agree With Ashlee!!
There is no need to criticize anybody about their weight unless heath is a problem!!
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
LIKE WHICH BITCH I'M GONNA FIST FIRST!
go Ashlee!
I'm taking the 5th!
** Health
Well said Perez. Who does Asslee think she is? An Obama lovechild. Go fuck yourself, you lipsyncing bitch. Fox News was not the first to report on this. I met Jess many years ago. She was "plump". who cares. Hollywood makes you think you have to be thin. Yes your sister has gained weight. Who the fuck cares.
i'm completely disgusted that people said that too.
piglet
Re: Big Black Dick – Morning BBD
What she said was well worded and very true.
And if she wanted plastic surgery that's her business.
Unless you all of a sudden like women.
How many calories are there in a cowboy cock?
Dearest Ashlee,
Please hurry to your nearest eye doctor. Your sister is not a size two!!
Respectfully,
The Simpsonhater
Re: harrybalsac – yum yum!!!
Sorry, Ashlee, but there IS a different standard for celebrities. You knew that when you got extensions, lost 30 pounds, and got a nose job.
And, now, that we are shocked that your sister has suddenly become unhealthy with her diet and gained lots of weight, you act self-righteous as though you, yourself, don't hold yourself to higher standards.
Ridiculous. Get over yourself.
If you don't like that making money is Hollywood means looking good according to the masses, then get the fuck out! Actually, get the fuck out anyway. You weren't anything special to being with.
Insufferable!
Re: M*I*A*R – True dat.
Love your response Perez!!
Oh but when her album comes out, she won't be saying all that "focus on the hope in America" stuff lol
Re: Long Dong Connery – Why you be wearin' a dress Mr.Dongs?
So Jessica Simpson has gained weight. Let's all take a moment to ponder this horrifying fact….wait a sec, hasn't her weight gone up and down through the years? How is this news then?
or for that matter styling their hair and wearing make up! how bout all girls just quit trying to look good! PEREZ GET A LIFE! being called fat when you are a size two is HORRIBLE! so jessica simpson is fat yet kim kardashian is curvey? does anyone else get my point!? where are the people that grew up with morals and values because i can;t stand having to listen to your stupidness any longer! perez you suck!
Re: harrybalsac – Now can I tickle your sac with a feather?
If my Momma was fat, I'd tell her BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
I AM A FUCKING 'TEENAGE GIRL' AND NO ONE EVEN FUCKING CARES ABOUT LOVING AND RESPECTING THEMSELVE CAUSE NO ONE SAYS THAT CAUSE IT'S SUCH A GAY THING TO SAY CAN EVERYONE JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND QUIT SAYING WE'RE STUPID NAIVE AND HAVE NO SELF CONFIDENCE? IT'S GETTING OLD BITCHES
touché , perez.
Re: Big Black Dick – You crack me up every day… Always the same answer in a different way (if that makes sense). You and Harry make this site!
(formerly chodi, perez f'd my id)
This coming from someone who has had major facial surgery and now looks like a different person. What a big ol Texas hypocrite. Asslee needs to go back to worrying about her size two husband being away with "the boys" "working".
Re: Big Black Dick – Double fist em Dong!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – Sorry Double fist em BBD!!
actually ashlee, my mom's called me fat whenever she thinks i could lose a few extra pounds.
They are commenting on her weight gain because that is the only thing Jessica has done lately- put on some pounds, and those hideous jeans did not help at all.
Hey Ash, your sis is not a size 2…… but Jessica looks OK.
haha! BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRN!
…and lie about being a size two. she's seen the pictures, c'mon now. that's not a size two. now she's lying like jennifer love hewitt was. just admit that ur not that size anymore, there's nothing wrong with that. the media shouldn't be criticizing her and she's still beautiful.
pfft. size 2? Put a 1 in front of that. And don't go blaming this fuckery on Fox, they got the pics and story lead from liberal blog sites you little shit.
Instead of worrying about what they say about your sister concentrate on that UGLY NAME YOU GAVE YOUR BABY, YOUR UGLY SELF & UGLY HUSBAND!
wtf
says the girl who had a nose job and is a size zero…
Oh, and by the way Ash, the last line is a question… so where is the ?
Re: TheTruth – ITA I could not have said it better. Thanks.
Re: Big Black Dick – Fresh Air….. I love showing my junk to the bitches on the bus…..
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She cant be serious??LOL what a fucking hypocrite this z lister looser is ,the same person who bought 10 differnt pairs of size 0 jeans while pregnant.
Re: DikinCider – Thanks! My wife loves a Hot Dickin's Cider!
Its the truth..Jessica is a chubby untalented slut. What is the big deal?
Re: M*I*A*R – Don't foget the taint!
Dear Asslee,
Jessie-poo is not a size 2.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Love,
LoliBee
I HOPE stupid UGLY ass ASSLEY reads your comments…that HYPOCRITE WHO had soooo much work done she is not even recognizable has the nerve to post that…get the FUCK over your washed up self…and your sisters fugly washed up ass. She LOOKED FAT that is not our fault for making comments about it…STFU you hag
Ashlee do you really think we care what you have to say? Lip syncing, nose job who married a gay guy and had his child names him Bronx LOL….you are your sister are ridiculous and your father is an ass wipe.
GO AWAY BITCHES
Jessica Simpson is hanging out with football players and they tend to consume more calories. I hope she hasn't picked up some bad habits. She really doesn't look that bad, I think the jeans were a bad cut for her body type. I don't think she's a size two. She's probably a size 6, which in Hollywood is obese, as we learned from the movie "The Devil wears Prada". Never fear, that weight will be off by spring break!!
uhm. im sorry but who cares what size she is. its her choice, her style, her body. not anyone else's business to say whats right and wrong for her.
Their CELEBRITIES!!!!! This is the S**t They Signed UP FOR I HATE WHEN THEY START COMPLAINING!!! THEIR THE ONES THAT OPEN THE DOOR WITH THEIR "LOOK AT! ME LOOK AT ME" PERSONAS!!!!!!!!!! SHUT IT ASHLEY!!!!
Have to agree with Ashlee. In fact, postings like this have me thinking that Perez needs to learn a new word: misogynist. You know Perez, just cause you don’t “like” girls, does not mean you have to hate women. The next time you want to talk about someones wieght perhaps you might want to look in a mirror first. The amount of giggle you displayed in your if you seek amy video speaks to the glass house you live in.
"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves when celebrities like Ashlee Simpson are getting nosejobs and Jessica Simpson is was plumping her lips with fillers????"
Perez this may be the most insightful comment you've ever made. You're *absolutely* right. Fuck these idiots who think they're above critique.
I think Jessica needs to introduce herself to a gym and stop drinking so much. That girl has had weight problems since the day she started and it's all due to her not taking care of herself.
Yeah, she almost had me. She made some sense, until she lied about the Size 2. She and her sister, are no examples of loving their body. That much work under the age of 25, absurd.
Doesn't she have better things to do? Like getting wasted and verbally abusing the check-out guy at McDonald's?
Who gives a crap about this family anyway? Seriously. I'd rather read about The Hills 'tards than this stupid ho.
I agree with Ashlee. I am so tired of people going on about a celebrity being fat when they really aren't. What we see on tv and in movies is NOT the average woman. Average, normal women are bigger than the women on tv. Wake up people and stop being so judgmental. Except people for who they are, whether they are 100 lbs or 500 lbs.
lick
BTW, I'm a size 2 and Jessica's height and there is no way that I look like she does. That girl is at least 15 pounds heavier than me.
Re: Southern Gal – I'd say an 8 or 10. I used to be that size and looked like she did.
Let's back this up for a second. The girl who got a nose and chin job is extolling the virtues of someone not living up to a perceived standard of "perfection"? OK, then can someone explain to me what the inaguration of a new president has to do with Jessica Simpson being a bit thicker? Did Oprah become the president, or did I miss something? And for the record, it's unfortunate that that Simpson girl is such so vapid, because she's looking fine these days. I prefer the comfort model over the speed model any day.
PEREZ U CALL JESSICA FAT, SO WHY DON'T U CALL ANGELINA MRS SKELETON????
I love how she only cites Fox News as well, when all the other news stations call out fat-asses as well. Typical douche-baggery from these celebs.
STFU Stupid LYING BITCH. Size two? She has size confused with IQ~ I mean the total IQ of her and Jessica…
Jessica knows how popular Ophrah is so she is trying to look like her by gaining weight. Call me crazy but tell me I am wrong.
Ash - Did daddy Joe write your stuff, you are way to stupid to use big words.
First of all if Jessica had talent then it would not matter how much weight she put on but because the only talent that this stupid bitch had was to look good…..
WELL WHAT IS SHE TO DO NOW….TONY WILL LEAVE HER FOR A VICTORIA SECRET'S MODEL….he will follow in brady's footsteps
Ash if people come in different sizes, why did Jessica pick FATASS as her size.
shes kinda right.
It's true y'know. We SHOULD focus on things that matter - and Jessica Simpson is such a waste of air, that we shouldn't concern ourselves with her fat, mom jean's wearin' ass.
Just let people be who they want to be, what size they may have..
Re: Long Dong Connery –
hehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(((squeeze)))
Re: harrybalsac –
you are first..hehehehe
shitfukshit
Ashlee..do the Hodown bitch..go fukin feed the baby ..if you don't want critizised..get the fuk into hiding your ugly boy face.
shitfukshit
dingdong…make letty come back. I fukin miss her.♥♥
She's a celebrity?
First, what does the inauguration and the "feeling of hope" have to do with what Jessica is putting in her mouth?
Second, She's one to talk about body image.
( BTW: If Jessica is healthy and happy - that is all that matters. Who cares if shes a little bigger? )
What a hypocrite!!!!
Okay, to me Jessica is tubby, but she's not clinically that bad.
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However - excusing overweight people with poor eating habits under the guise of "accepting themselves" is inappropriate.
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Americans need to learn to eat properly and work-out. And not get a "pass" on being overweight. We don't give drug addicts, alcoholics, or smokers a "pass" for poor decisions ~ why give it to overweight people exhibiting the same "out of control" behavior?
I think she makes a good point. The fact that Fox News was reporting on Jessica's figure is really what's most disturbing. They are not a celebrity gossip outlet, they are responsible for legitimate news. It's okay to be caddy and stupid when you are Perez Hilton (barely), but it shows how much that rediculous mentality permiates society. I know the girls have had nose jobs and lip injections, but you have to realize that this isn't really about the Simpson girls. This is about girls in general, who see this wel-shaped woman (wearing the wrong pants and belt, mind you) who has been ripped apart for no good reason. She is FAR from Obese. Too fat, too thin… it's so hard to please. We can't all be like Jess when she was running around in those Daisey Duke shorts and living to be thin. She's a slightly more normal girl now and should be applauded for presenting a healthier, more realistic figure to the world. There are millions of men who would still savagley rip off those ugly pants and run their tongues over every inch of her.
who's she to talk…..she had no respect for the nose she was born with……….the new one does look cute on her though…..jess's…….not so much
Isn't this the same lip-sycnhing twat who has had a nose-job, chin reduction, hair extensions and lip injections? Yeah, I thought so. Once a poseur, always a poseur Ashlee. Go back to Texas and take your lard-ass sister with you!
THE PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE HER ARE INSECURE WITH THEMSELVES. WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS? BECAUSE THEY ARE CELEBRITIES, THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES??? GET A LIFE!!! I'M A SIZE 2 MYSELF, THREE MONTHS AFTER HAVING A HEALTHY BABY, BY THE WAY, SO FOR THE HATERS, SHUT UP. SURE ASHLEE IS A HYPOCRITE, BUT SO ARE THE OTHER FUCKERS IN HERE INCLUDING PEREZ TALKING ABOUT HOW "UNFAIR BODY IMAGE IS", YET POUNCE ON ANYONE WHO GAINS A FEW POUNDS.
Jessica has put on a few pounds…..so what! She is not fat. The media perpetuates an unrealistic standard. It's ridiculous.
Way to go, Ashlee!
she's gotten fat. is everyone supposed to turn their head and ignore it? it's pretty obvious
nothing wrong with being big. but the way her weight fluctuates. unhealthly. and being in denial about it, getting angry when someone mentions it, not healthy
Funny how they don't mind making money off their looks, but when those looks begin to fade they cry foul. And honey…your sister couldn't get her fat arms in a size 2…more like a 10.
Pulling the "real women have curves" card is not an excuse for mom jeans.
Give it a rest, Perez…or whoever is writing for you now. For once in my life I agree with Ashlee. Give women a break. It's not easy being thin all the time and you know you criticize others (Lindsay, for example) for being TOO thin. I'm so sorry that not everyone meets your standard of perfection. Ass.
Wow…my comment got deleted? Whatever.
she's right and you again, perez are so wrong. by ripping jessica apart because she gained weight, young girls see that you are not good unless you are super skinny. Ashlee had every right to change her nose. she started her career with her original nose and changed it when she was over 18, not at 14 like some girls do and it was not an outrageous change like michael jackson. Her nose was tremendous for her face and it wasn't like she was trying to hide her nose with a surgical mask like mj. I agree the 'Mom' pants were not a good idea, especially since the camel toe comes out so well with them, and maybe jessica might not be a size 2, but she is far from overweight so STFU
I dont care when celebs get a little plump….but dont you dare call yourself or claim to be a size 2!! Yes, I am talking to both Jessica and Jennifer Love Hewitt!! You not only remove any goodwill people may have towards you, but you def come off as being utterly ridiculous!
I agree with Ashlee.
It's really sad that a small size is now considered fat >>
What is wrong with Jessica's face in this picture? She looks like a creepy clown.
Blaming Fox News is typical. They were not the first, nor the only ones to report this, so why only point them out? Agenda anyone?
i agree with her 100 percent who gives a fuck if she put on some weight
i agree. don't get plastic surgery and then preach about how girls should love the way they are. it sucks for her to get judged so harshly for her weight but it is a noticeable difference. if she doesn't like it she shouldn't attempt to be a celebrity.
oh and the bitch is not a size 2. at least not anymore. i am the same height as her and i wear a size 4 and i do not look like that (at least i hope ha)
I'd have to agree with Ashlee she's not even close to fat! From a Size 10
Perez! what the fuck?! Half of your audience is teenage girls!
Have you been drinking a lot recently? Your comments are getting really concerning and you are coming across as a bit stupid. Time for an intervention.
I think nosejobs or lipplumping is not the issue here, the issue is that media goes after a person who has put on a few pounds but is still slim and belongs in the normal weight category. That soooo fucked up! Sure the Simpson sisters can´t be considered perfect rolemodels because of the plastic surgery, but it still crazy that Jessica Simpson is beeing called fat when she is normal weight and much thinner that most of americans. When are you good enough if your fat when you are the size of Jessica Simpson and too thin when you are the size of Lindsay Lohan?
if you are self concious, you try to change it. nose job lip filler etc… all women deal with weight issues. jessica is small compared to most american women… and honestly, who are you to judge. you need to lose weight too perez!!
Re: Candy Striper – couldn't agree more!
however, ashlee simpson needs to step down from her high horse because perez is right: she wants to slam the media for critizing jessica and not presenting a good image for young teen girls? well ashlee you aren't that high and mighty when you had your nose job and lost all that weight in order to please the image society placed you in. so she isn't a good example for young girls either! if kate winslet said something like this i'd take it a bit more seriously.