Asslee Comes To The Defense Of Her Sister's Ass

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Don't mess with a girl from Texas!

Ashlee Simpson is soooo mad she could eat an entire six-pack of donuts!

The new mom took to her blog to give us and everyone who is calling her bigger (literally) sister, Jessica, fat a verbal tongue lashing.

Says Ass:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash

Uhmmm….

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves when celebrities like Ashlee Simpson are getting nosejobs and Jessica Simpson is was plumping her lips with fillers????

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    Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 9:15 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Re: Julia Louise – very well written!



    2. 102

      size 2 my ass

    3. AMO says – reply to this


      103

      I don't know if we had a problem with Jessica's weight so much as we did those fuckin' jeans. There were many other things she could've chosen to wear that would've showcased her "curves" better.



    4. 104

      First, I still can't believe she has a son.
      And second, You tell it like it is Perez!!!



    5. 105

      Re: AMO – true…classic case of what not to wear



    6. 106

      shes 100% right.

    7. \"C\ says – reply to this


      107

      That is just ridiculous to say she's fat. she is a size 2 for christ's sake! Everyone knows that the camera at different angles can make you look bigger. Even a 98 pound girl at the wrong angle can look bigger. She looks good and if you seen her in person she would look tiny.



    8. 108

      First of all Perez, you might want to go back to elementary school. Reading comprehension is your friend. I'm quite sure that a teen girl should know better than to go popping shit into her lips or getting a nip tuck. Some do, some don't. But don't sit there and make it like all of them are gonna follow suit based on celebrities actions. ASHLEE (I fucking hate this Asslee shit…) has a wonderful point. I guess all the shallow shit in your mind and those who want to follow you are too full to realize that. Women do indeed come in all shapes and sizes. How some of them got to certain sizes is a personal thing and no one knows the story but everyone is so quick to judge. It takes a LOT of lack of confidence on someone's part to rip into someone because of how they look. Just because you're an ass kisser of everyone in a size 12 and under doesn't mean everyone else is.

    9. \"C\ says – reply to this


      109

      Oh and another thing is that she got corrective cosmetic surgery on her nose, bc she needed it, not like janet jackson who just wanted it to be smaller and look like MJ's. the lip thing, that's just a new fab.



    10. 110

      How noble of Ashley, the woman who had her face rearranged, then went on to name her spawn after a lower middle class city and a fictional character who was raised by wolves, to defend her big sister.
      *
      I can't even comment on a connection between a new President of the USA and Jessica feeding her face a bit more. But Ashley said women come in all forms.
      *
      Ummm Ash, dear. Trust me, I'm a nurse, women come in one standard form, and there are simply variations of it. Unless of course you're talking about that person you are married to or a tranny, then you should clarify.
      *
      And by the way, nursie here is a size 9, so I'm guessing your big sister might be able to squeeze into my clothes, but no way is she size 2.



    11. 111

      I agree with Ashlee but why does she have to bring Fox News into it as if they were the only ones to run this story? I didn't see it there but I have seen it many other places.



    12. 112

      Well actually if any of you knew me personally yes it is something I would tell you personally. I would say you sure as hell aren't walking out in public with those mom pants that are 2 sizes too small and what's up with wearing 2 belts. And by the way it isn't even summer time, whazzup with the tank top….Dayum!



    13. 113

      umm perez. thatt little blurb you said that the end didnt justify what you said about her. jessica is in 110% better shape than your fat ass. dont bring up their nosejobs and lip fillers because THATS THEIR BUSINESS. theyre not picking on everyone who did the same, so leave them alone. were talking about you calling a size 6 woman FAT. which indirectly, youre calling me FAT as well, because i am a size 6 also. you fucking asshole. how about you get yourself a breat reduction?? you fat piece of sh.it.



    14. 114

      So you ask why these women are undergoing rhinoplasty and other types of plastic surgery…here is your answer… it's because of judgmental shallow people such as you Perez. I am a fan of this site, I do find it quite amusing. But I agree with Ashlee. It is so sad that these women, who are quite beautiful, are being accused of being horribly fat. Although she may not be the brightest crayon in the box, she is far from fat. Why is it that beauty is now being defined as women only looking emaciated? Do you find starving people in third world countries beautiful? …I didn't think so. There is more to being beautiful than being rail-thin. I am sure that the women who are considered beautiful by people like you have the personality of a doorknob or they are horridly rude. Beauty should be considered by what is on the outside, but the inside. Someone with a good heart and kind words is what beauty should be measured by. Not the size of a woman's waist.



    15. 115

      Amen Perez.



    16. 116

      Can we refer to her as Jessicow from now on?



    17. 117

      Thank you Perez! Finally you say something intellectual! ashlee needs to STFU!!! She is sooooo skinny and has multiple surgerys to fit the "idealistic" figure of women. Someone needs to punch her in her nose, pop her lips, and shove some corned beef down her mouth before she starts talking about hating on people because they are imperfect.

      uhm and yea, Jessica gained some weight. but dont forget the girl is short as hell! so if she gains 5 to 10 pounds everyone will know!

      thank god for being tall, i can gain 20 pounds and no one will have a clue!



    18. 118

      i agree with ashlee 100 %. if people dont love you for what you are.. they they are definetly not worth being around!!



    19. 119

      For a woman who basically built a career on appearance, should expect it to be destroyed by the same vehicle wouldn't you think?



    20. 120

      SORRY ASHLESS BUT THAT'S THE BUSINESS. THIS BUSINESS ISN'T ABOUT INNER BEAUTY. IT'S RUTHLESS AND UNFORGIVING. DO YOU THINK THEY'D CUT ME SLACK AT THE GAY CLUBS IF I GOT FAT? ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS LOSE IT REAL QUICK..SHOW UP SOMEWHERE IN A BIKINI AND SHE'LL GET TWICE THE PUBLICITY.



    21. 121

      Amen, Ash! Amen!



    22. 122

      they are both sniffing too much cocaine in that picture… lmao

    23. VGINA says – reply to this


      123

      Well first off I think her ass is kinda wide and droopy and prolly smelly . The first thing I think of when I see a girl with a fat ass is that it probably smells too. I dont go for girls with BAS (big ass syndrome)sorry :(



    24. 124

      when these fuctards gonna get the hint ? the whole world hates you. thats what happens when phony asses get shoved down our throats.

    25. Emz says – reply to this


      125

      Damn right
      just because she's a celeb you pick up on these things and it is wrong
      i don't even think she looks fat



    26. 126

      Well you are still kind of fat Perez.
      And have you ever heard that an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind?



    27. 127

      Wow she has got something seriously wrong there cause there is no way jessica is a freaking size 2!!! Also people seriously do not base there weight off of a nobody celebrity like jessica and ashlee simpson. Also didn't ashlee lose like a ton of weight just to fit in the hollywood scene.



    28. 128

      we're all in the wrong..



    29. 129

      I usually dislike this SIMPSON family but I think that Ashley is right, she shouldn't be messure by how fat or how skinny she is and gosh Fox NEWS??? really??? They have nothing better to report on??? First it was FUCK Amy and now if Jess is too fat or not??? Stupidity is all around…



    30. 130

      I can understand her need to defend her sister. I have two and get just as angry, but Ashlee should have been more careful with her words what with going under the knife and all. I mean come on Ashlee, just because you got your nose done doesn't mean your child is not going to have your old nose. And then how are you going to explain that?



    31. 131

      Did it never occur to you that the celebrities do it because people like YOU, Perez, make fun of their looks in magazines and on websites that millions of people read? When I look at Jessica Simpson, I see a normal sized person. No, she's not super skinny. But she's definitely not fat. And yet here you are, such an influential person, calling her fat. That's gonna make a LOT of girls think they're fat too…You're no better than the rest of them in this case.



    32. 132

      Touche, Perez!!! LOVES the comeback!!!! You forgot to add Jessica's nosejob, eye-life and breast-lift! Seriously, as if the Simpsons have ANY standing to argue against superficiality. Bitches can't even sing -they use prerecordings of synthetic voices! Unreal. Hypocrits superior.



    33. 133

      honey, she is NOT a size two.

    34. ebee says – reply to this


      134

      good point perez!

    35. kzig says – reply to this


      135

      I think she looks great. Pics were on OMG! of her concert in Florida and she looks great. Jess, u look great, dont change a thang. Her ass is bangin in those jeans…………………



    36. 136

      ashlee needs to stfu.
      when you are making a gazillion bucks doing jack shit, you should at least look hot doing it.
      jessica simpson you are a fat fuck!



    37. 137

      I AGREE WITH ASHLEE!!!!!! Everyone's being soooo inconsiderate to every female out there! Size 2 is not "overweight"???? That's going to make every girl in the world have an eating disorder, is that what we want? Unhealthy, sick, delusional, mentally and physically unstable/unhappy women wandering around like cranky giraffes? NO! GO SIMPSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Perez you are so hard on them. I don't get why?



    38. 138

      ashlee can't talk she has done her whole face. yes b*tch your sister jessica got fat!!!



    39. 139

      Love your comment Perez!



    40. 140

      jessica looks sexier than she ever has (minus those stupid jeans), and anyone who is calling her fat has eating disorder and body image issues.



    41. 141

      but on the other hand it's ridiculous so say she's a size 2. That's a flat out lie.



    42. 142

      HYPOCRITES. The whole simpson family. Jessica has made millions feeding off of the thin is better Hollywood image. Prancing around in a string bikini while washing a car. Cmon! Both Simpsons sisters have had plastic surgery so that they can be a part of the hollywood image. Jessica has based her whole career on popping her boobs and her looks instead of talent. Now that she is aging and gaining weight rapidly, she is being criticized. Frankly, she deserves it, if she didn't want to be criticized, than she shouldn't have bought into that image in the first place and sold herself for millions.



    43. 143

      Ashley is right. Jessica is as I have said before lovely, with more meat on her bones than not. Perez pisses me off. Making a choice to have a minor cosmetic proceedure is her choice and shouldnt be used against her. WE are in a plastic society where women are held to impossible standards. You want them to look a specific way and then humiliate them for trying to achieve it. Get over yourself and find something actually interesting to tell us!

    44. keal says – reply to this


      144

      I think everyone is missing some very important points. One: it is really none of anyones business what size she is and it is extremely hypocritcal for a country that has the highest obesity rate to comment period. Two: if a person gets cosmetic surgery, who are we to say anything, her body, her right. Three: the media has perpetuated the high elevation of eating disorders amongst our youth because of comments like the ones regarding Jessica Simpson. She is far from fat people…please!!



    45. 145

      just because they have made poor choices perez doesnt mean you get a free ticket to make it worse out there for girls and women. STOP it. You are literally killing some of us with your words. Do you really want that kind of legacy tainting your soul? Someone who made women want to throw up their food until they pass out and die? STOP contributing towards this crazy obsession. You should be so ashamed.



    46. 146

      WTFE Perez! You're such a devil's advocate asshole, just looking for an argument. You talk about how sad Donatella Versaci's daughter is… this shit is fucking why. Nose jobs & lip filler aren't hazardous to a person's health. And fuck, maybe they wouldn't have been compelled to do either of those if it weren't for the ridiculous standards for beauty.



    47. 147

      loool yeh bitch i see you got your match!



    48. 148

      AMEN!! I am so happy you mentioned her plastic surgery perez!! she is retarded for saying that stuff, she's a hypocrite! I agree with the fact that it shouldnt be so judgmental but if you (Asslee) play into the hollywood hype then you cant say shit about it anymore!–nose job



    49. 149

      genius comment Mr. Hilton! you are correct again, call them out!!



    50. 150

      btw, why is she calling out fox news …wasnt she a republican, or atleat comes from a major republican background, her dad is a minister…thats very republican..btw Mr. Hilton, I hope speidi break up ..I think spencer secretly likes you…and you guys look so cute together!



    51. 151

      Perez you are fat still in my eyes.

    52. mere says – reply to this


      152

      For once, Ashlee says something intelligent! Stand up for your sister and for women!!

      (I still hope her baby inherited her old nose.)



    53. 153

      ASHLEE SIMPSON IS DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST: TALKING OUT OF HER ASS AND TOTALLY CONTRADICTING HERSELF!! Firstly she tells all of her young fans that it's alright to look different and that she loves her nose and the next thing she has a nose job….SOOOO many people lost all respect for her bcos of that…. it translated into- im extreamly insecure about myself + feel that I have to change to fit in with societys view of what is beautiful! When you think about it its actually really sad that she had such little self confidence in herself. But what is unforgivable is the message it sent out to her young fans that look up to her. And why not just admit it and say ..yea I didn't like my huge nose and decided to fix it…..people might have actually respected her a tiny bit for that! Anyway the problem with those sisters is that EVERYONE knows that they have no real talent and they will never really be taken seriously in the industry, they are in the leagues of Lindsay Lohan who is famous for being famous…not for having any credible talent…..it's sad when people like this are famous…why can't we have more celebrities like Scarlet, Anne Hatherway or Carrie Underwood you know people with REAL talent. Anyway yes- Jessica looked 'big' it's a fact but she's only 'big' in the world of celebs she's normal size to the general public. Im sorry she aint no size 2 that jst sounds like another Jennifer Love Hewwit little white lie to me lol!



    54. 154

      How dare you make fun of Jessica's weight though Perez? In all of your videos you are so empowering about losing weight and being healthy and loving yourself, but then this? How is a girl supposed to feel comfortable about her body when you go around slamming people's weight. She isn't even big, I think the outfit was just unflattering. Calling to attention how awful or fat she looked in that outfit is one thing, but making fun that her boyfriend might have cheated on her over her weight is not funny. She looks like a normal person's weight, and normal people read this site. Have some respect for your readers.



    55. 155

      SHUT UP ASSLEE!!! JUST BEND OVER AND LET ME DO YOU IN YOUR DIRTY HOLE!!!!!!!



    56. 156

      PEREZ YOU ARE FATTER THAN HER SO STOP CALLING HER FAT! shes not and shes beautiful any size she chooses to be



    57. 157

      Umm PH Lip fillers and nose jobs… what the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in china?



    58. 158

      Size 2???? no way no how.



    59. 159

      perez your such a cocksucker



    60. 160

      I agree with Ashlee too but I also think that Ashlee is such a hypocrite! She always talks about not giving into the pressures of celebrity images and what people think you should look like and how girls and women should just embrace their bodies and then a couple of months go by and she all of a sudden loses weight and dyes her hair blond and gets cosmetic surgery. I think she needs to take a good look in the mirror and worry about herself before she comes to anyone's rescue.



    61. 161

      lol



    62. 162

      this coming from someone who threw a tantrum in mcdonalds and had a nose job so she wouldn't look like the wicked witch of the west? the two of them are so desperate for attention they each had their own reality show and now ashlee is complaining about negative press??? what a loser!



    63. 163

      YOU SAID IT PEREZ!!!!



    64. 164

      I totally agree with her. It's not really progressive at all to be making an issue of any woman's weight - *especially* someone who's not even "fat".

      BTW, I think it's totally hypocritical for Perez to be commenting on anyone's else weight. It's really catty too.



    65. 165

      good for her. fox makes me sick.



    66. 166

      ENUFF W. THE BULLCRAP ASS LEE !! JESSICA SIMPSON IS ANYTHING BUT SIZE 2…..MORE LIKE SIZE 8 OR 10 ! NICE TRY



    67. 167

      She is right !



    68. 168

      oh come on perez, leave jessica alone, and as if you have a great body?? geez. and you're really happy making money out of talking shit about people?? you don't even know jessica personally, if physical appearance is what we ALL should look before liking people, then we should not like you. i'm not a fan of jessica's but it's not also nice to talk about her like that.



    69. 169

      good For ashlee she stood up for her sister….. i could care less about the weight of anyone in hollywood…. people need to get a life and discuss things that actually matter



    70. 170

      shes right



    71. 171

      this is kind of disgusting, fuck you all



    72. 172

      I agree with her 100%.



    73. 173

      GO ASHLEE! GO! I agree with her. She admitted that she was in no hurry to go the usual LA thing and hire a fucking personal trainer or go mad on gym workouts to lose the extra weight she gained while pregnant with Bronx. Seriously, who gives a shit?! It's great that these two sisters don't give a fuck what the press says about their weight, because Jessica looks a lot better than most of the fat ugly losers which populate most of America. She's awesome! and SHE IS NOT FAT!



    74. 174

      HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT JESSICAS WEIGHT. THESE ARTICLES ARE GETTING SO OLD. YOUR ARTICLES ARE SO BORING PEREZ.



    75. 175

      or getting married & being a lazy wife, then getting divorced & bucking left & right… hahahaahaha that was fun :)



    76. 176

      People need to shut up about the damn inauguration… just because Obama is the president now doesn't mean this country is going to be so great.



    77. 177

      I, too, am i teenaged girl, and i don't look to celebrities to figure out if i'm good enough. I decide whether or not "love and respect" myself based on my mood, what i'm wearing, how people react to me, the day.
      I love Perez, but he, and all these other celeb gossip websites have these people up on some ridiculous pedestal. I don't mean to sound cliche, but they're just people. They gain weight, they get nose jobs, they have their own lives. As do we "teenaged girls". We're not all so clueless about life that we need these people to set examples for us just because they're decent actors, or "singers".
      Frankly, at 18, i feel like i'm more mature than half these assholes posting on here about some other girl's weight gain. You don't even hear about this shit in high school.
      I'd know.
      Stop assuming all young girls are so effected by what the "stars" are doing. Some of us have minds of our own.



    78. 178

      note: she's probably the same size as the average woman her age. i'm sorry anorexia just isn't cute, so i like her better this way :)



    79. 179

      Plastic surgery is somewhat different because the recipients are doing what they feel they have to do to be comfortable with themselves. If Jessica's happy with her size, then that should be all that matters. And with such unhealthy body image extremes in America, it's helpful to have someone who clearly has so much influence, having a body type differing from the norm.

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