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This is sooooo nasty!

Some douchebag cop from Cape Cod has just been placed on paid leave.

Why????

For being a fucking moron!

While at a Metallica concert, the idiot was charged with trespassing and even urinated on a concertgoer!

The 29-year-old police officer, Joseph Houston, appeared to be drunk while at the event. That's when he showed his badge in an attempt to get backstage.

He also called a black transit officer an "Obama."

The report by the transit police offer stated, "At which time, Houston stated 'Look at Obama,' which was directed at me in a loud disorderly manner to patrons standing outside as well as entering the lobby."

Houston was asked to leave, but he refused and had to be removed by security guards for disorderly conduct.

The incident took place on January 18th. The parents of the kid who was urinated on have since gone to the transit police headquarters to file a report.

Houston is scheduled back in court on February 5th.

Wonder how he's going to explain this one!!!!!

[Image via Brewster Police Department.]

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63 comments to “Cop Pisses On Metallica Fan”



  1. 1

    Sieg Heil………WTF……



  2. 2

    He actually looks like a pig, pervez.



  3. 3

    Thats disgusting



  4. 4

    What a fucking asshole!!



  5. 5

    what a dummy!



  6. 6

    paid leave? wahh someone needs to scew their head back on



  7. 7

    See R. Kelly, it just ain't fo black folks no more!



  8. 8

    "Obama"eh?Well that didn't take long.Too bad cops don't frag,this guys a anchor on their force for sure!



  9. 9

    Piss on yourself PIG!



  10. 10

    WOW, has he got issues



  11. 11

    No one ever gets drunk at a Metallica show.



  12. 12

    See what Alcohol leads to….someone needs to attend an AA Meeting!!!



  13. 13

    Why do cops always look like cops! they have that douchebagy look to them, and this guy clearly takes the cake.



  14. 14

    Ignorant motherfucker…

  15. MP says – reply to this


    15

    He shouldn't have gotten paid leave. That's ridiculous. What a disgrace to the uniform.



  16. 16

    Re: The Warden – wtf is the matter with you?



  17. 17

    Was he singin' " I pissed a guy and I liked it!"



  18. 18

    ahhhh, can you say "you're fired"

    How can he explain that to his wife, lol



  19. 19

    Wow.. what a douche



  20. 20

    Re: LondonHockeyGurL – Left you one on last post…. :o )



  21. 21

    Re: harrybalsac
    I couldnt help but lol at that one :)



  22. 22

    What a knacker! And "paid leave" wtf!



  23. 23

    Re: Farts Smell..and I like it! – I farted on someone at Lollapalooza.



  24. 24

    Watersports with a uniformed cop!!!! He could be making big bucks in WeHo.



  25. 25

    Paid leave? Super. Glad our tax dollars will continue to support the city's "finest" douchebags while we continue to wait for justice. Sad.



  26. 26

    Re: Long Dong Connery
    gotta run out for an hour
    see ya later stud
    shitfukshit
    (((((((( sloppy tongue kiss ))))))))))))
    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



  27. 27

    I'm waiting for the day when instead of pissing on someone, you can just take a shit on them…. OOohhhh mushy…..



  28. 28

    You forgot your ritual pissing on Metallica fans, asshole.



  29. 29

    .
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    HIS TOWN MUST HAVE BEEN DESPERATE! CLEARLY HE WAS MEANT TO BE A SECURITY GUARD!
    .
    .



  30. 30

    Re: M*I*A*R – lol! nice one!



  31. 31

    METALLICA!!!!!!!!!



  32. 32

    Re: LaDiva – lol great comment



  33. 33

    Re: LaDiva – lol great comment…..



  34. 34

    i'm glad to see taxpayers money hard at work, by paying for this fucker on administrative leave.



  35. 35

    Moronick dumbfucktard…………



  36. 36

    Re: Long Dong Connery – haha I didn't make it either and YAA go Knights ps the first round is on me



  37. 37

    I'm no cop fan but I'm for him this time. Piss on all of the Metallica fans. Metallica was the first show booked when the new Phoenix Suns Arena opened. The fans were all drug crazed and pissed all over the upholstered seats among other acts of damage and destruction. Heavy metal fans should all be taken out back and shot as far as I'm concerned.



  38. 38

    Paid Leave? The Pr*ck should be put in a cell with sex staved Bubba for a few years? Cops today are Basicly ( Bullies with Badges ) I would think a decent lawyer could get the Victim a Very Large Cash Settlement since urine is a Bodily Fluid which very well could be aids/hiv infected?



  39. 39

    This guys head is so big that hat doesn't come close to covering his mis-shaped noggin.. Just looking at him you can see a habitual masturbator and a bully?



  40. 40

    Um officers this isnt my dick?



  41. 41

    He looks so sad? What's wrong no klan meeting tonight??



  42. 42

    I'm from Cape Cod (hence my name) and I haven't heard about this one. What a disgusting freak!



  43. 43

    Come on whitey..your giving us trash a bad name..you really went to a Metallica concert???? SHAME ON YOU!



  44. 44

    What an enema.



  45. 45

    At least this one didn't shot guys in the head…



  46. 46

    ahhh America's finest.



  47. 47

    Makes me feel sick to be a Cape Codder right now.



  48. 48

    Re: dezboy

    LMFAO!



  49. 49

    nasty, humiliating, embarrassing and most of all sad. alcoholism at it's finest.
    get help NOW!



  50. 50

    I can't believe a guy could act like that much of a douche and not be canned outright. Why's he getting paid leave??



  51. 51

    This is what I call a typical pig faced, dunkin donuts swilling, Boston Herald reading, Lincoln Town Car driving MASShole. Its OK for me to say that because I live in Massachusetts. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.



  52. 52

    Can I please tazor his balls?



  53. 53

    I guess that was his way of expressing his feelings about the St. Anger album.



  54. 54

    Re: Alisa-Chan

    I don't believe that you are the real Alisa-chan/kiss. Enjoy your pictures of her.



  55. 55

    lol! moron



  56. 56

    Re: Failkips

    ahahah!
    Amen!



  57. 57

    Dipshit



  58. 58

    He is a storm trooper who should be pissed on. Seig Heil this, Mutha Fucka!



  59. 59

    I think anyone who's a Metallica fan deserves to be pissed on.



  60. 60

    cops always turn out to be the biggest assholes of all.



  61. 61

    stuiped po poz if a cop tried to piss on me i would cut his man bussiness off >:]

  62. Laxer says – reply to this


    62

    Sounds like a porno plot.



  63. 63

    dirtbag…cop or not doesnt even matter to me…