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1/28/2009 10:15 AM ET | Filed under: Headline of the Week

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"Racoon bites off rapist's penis"

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Raccoon bites off rapist's penis

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

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  1. 1

    well the rapist deserved it



  2. 2

    Nice HAT………
    I would have bitten off his dick as well…..



  3. 3

    Well have you seen Russian women?



  4. 4

    Beavers are more friendly.



  5. 5

    Way to go Raccoon!!! Fucking perv should not have been trying to rape a wild animal…idiot



  6. 6

    Re: Long Dong Connery – You must be leaving 3 tracks in the snow today!



  7. 7

    The guy was trying to rape a racoon? Speaking of bestiality….



  8. 8

    Good for the racoon.



  9. 9

    What?



  10. 10

    Fucken Russians fuck everything………



  11. 11

    Next time buy the coon dinner and a movie first.



  12. 12

    OMG that is hilarious! Fucking LOSER doesn't deserve to have his dick reattached.



  13. 13

    Re: harrybalsac – HAAAAAAAAAA….. i see them everyday……. they make good peelers…….



  14. 14

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!



  15. 15

    There's a fuzzy little critter I fist on here all the time.



  16. 16

    dumb ass ….



  17. 17

    Haha karma bitches…



  18. 18


  19. 19

    Hey Mario, how many little critters are in your butt right now?



  20. 20

    Whoa! >_



  21. 21


  22. 22

    Re: harrybalsac – So where's the hater… I half-expected that shithead here already….



  23. 23

    c-c-c-c-coooons are wicked animals!!



  24. 24

    well good, he deserved it.



  25. 25

    Coonpie……..yum yum…….. i got a coon dog…



  26. 26

    FUCKTARD!!!NEXT!!!!!



  27. 27

    cross your fingers and pray the racoon had rabies…



  28. 28

    Wow……….



  29. 29

    on Michael K's site days ago - yawn!

  30. buck says – reply to this


    30

    where's PETA



  31. 31

    OMG the poor little guy must have been soo scared. Good for the 'coon!



  32. 32

    way to go(=



  33. 33

    Good for him….asshole!



  34. 34

    O.M.G… Who thinks to themselves that "hey I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun"??? He deserves every piece of pain that comes his way.



  35. 35

    LOL what a frickin nutjob



  36. 36

    Way to go racoon!
    Creepy bastard trying to rape an animal - SICK SICK SICK!!!



  37. 37

    That Raccoon is so awesome! GO RACCON GO!!!
    I hope he had to get all those rabies vaccinations too.



  38. 38

    What a fucking muppet. Moral of the story - Never ask a racoon for a blow job!



  39. 39

    Re: LaDiva – I think we softened them up some last night.



  40. 40

    Re: Bevvie – I don't know, that coon was kinda hot!



  41. 41

    Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    beastiality…fucking nast



  43. 43

    GOOD JOB!!!! I would have bitten off his dick as well…what a jackass!



  44. 44

    Good boy!!!



  45. 45

    was it a girl or boy raccoon? because boys don't have a vajayjay



  46. 46

    Coons, Coons, Coons, it seems as if that is all you write about anymore?



  47. 47

    [re=3367679]Re: Long Dong Connery[/re
    ding



  48. 48

    Haha!! Good for the Racoon!!
    Now if only women could do that lol
    Bastard.



  49. 49

    what? he deserves a egg fart in the face!



  50. 50

    We russians be smrat. Bahahahaha.



  51. 51

    Re: harrybalsac – We aren't all bad, just some of us, hahahahaha.



  52. 52

    RATBASTARD



  53. 53

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Miss you …. come and give me a KISS……….((((((SPANK))))))))



  54. 54

    LOL!
    he got what he deserved!

  55. TBD says – reply to this


    55

    WTF? Not your normal case of "boys will be boys"… I would vote for not reattaching it.



  56. 56

    Furburger



  57. 57

    keep an icepak on it mario….you'll be ok….i hear teddy loves the pinky anyway



  58. 58

    serves him right, the creep faced loser



  59. 59

    omg that is tooo funny…well that is what he gets for trying to rape a racoon. DUMB ASS!



  60. 60

    raccoon: 1
    pervert: 0



  61. 61

    Re: harrybalsac – Hmmm just when i was starting to have fun…



  62. 62

    WOW Here in nc that is wrong



  63. 63

    I would have done the same thing. fucking douchebag



  64. 64

    Isn't this what sheep are for?!? Bestiality is for pyscho losers.



  65. 65

    HAHA nicely done, racoon.



  66. 66

    good! that poor raccoon



  67. 67

    THAT RACCOON'S A FUCKING HERO!
    YOU ABUSE IT, YOU SHOULD LOSE IT!!!



  68. 68

    WHAT A FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT!!! (the "guy" not the raccoon). Some "people" (light use of term) are such scum



  69. 69

    [re=3367780]Re: I



  70. 70

    thats wat u get u sick freak!



  71. 71

    I guess he had it coming…



  72. 72

    No coon. Never again.



  73. 73

    SICKO!!!
    yay raccoon!!! you are an inspiration to us all!



  74. 74

    hahahaha thats good



  75. 75

    get out !!!!!!!!
    -
    That is so . . . . I don't know . . . the only word that comes to mind is the ever-juvenile "GROSS !!!"



  76. 76

    HAHAHAHA



  77. 77

    Serevs him right, should have keep it in his pants in the first place!



  78. 78

    couldn't he find himself a nice little Katinka?



  79. 79

    Trash it!!!



  80. 80

    why……the……fuck….. would he rape a raccoon? or anything for that matter?!



  81. 81

    Re: harrybalsac –
    YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!



  82. 82

    LOL! KARMA!



  83. 83

    wtffff! That man is sick (desperate). Sex with a raccoon?!



  84. 84

    Go, Team Raccoon!!! Hahaha!!!
    This is just so funny, yet disturbing!



  85. 85

    Re: Long Dong Connery –
    (((((((((((((( smOOOOOches))))))))))))))))))))
    did you see my new suit..just for you…
    shitfukshit..heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



  86. 86

    SERVES THE PERVERT RIGHT! BOY IS HE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE TOWN.



  87. 87

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's hilarious. Good for the racoon!



  88. 88

    What the fuck? He couldn't get real "ass" so he went after a raccoon…. I am not surprised. I think it is fucking hilarious that it bit his dick.. that is what he gets.. sick fuck!

  89. Nimue says – reply to this


    89

    Coontang???



  90. 90

    ahahahahhaaaaaaaa!



  91. 91

    Smart raccoon!



  92. 92

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  93. MP says – reply to this


    93

    I hope the surgeons are unsuccessful.



  94. 94

    Leave it off he deserves to die a painful death…what a disgusting piece of shit I would like to kill him myself



  95. 95

    haha moron got what he deserved, how fucking stupid and sick do you have to be to try to rape a raccoon?



  96. 96

    Sounds like something a typical demoncrat would do!



  97. 97

    oh shitttt. That is nasty, he is a pervert and doesnt deserve to have any sexual organ!



  98. 98

    Poor little raccoon. I hope the surgery is unsuccessful and the pervert will be stuffing a sock down his pants to at least pretend he has something there.



  99. 99

    Hell yes…. that is the greatest thing I've ever heard. Why can't all rapists be castrated?



  100. 100

    Raccoon, you rule!

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