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"Racoon bites off rapist's penis"

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Raccoon bites off rapist's penis

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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Nikki Rose says – reply to this

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well the rapist deserved it
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Nice HAT………
I would have bitten off his dick as well…..
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Well have you seen Russian women?
Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani says – reply to this

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Beavers are more friendly.
MarPat says – reply to this

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Way to go Raccoon!!! Fucking perv should not have been trying to rape a wild animal…idiot
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – You must be leaving 3 tracks in the snow today!
Da Vinci Code says – reply to this

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The guy was trying to rape a racoon? Speaking of bestiality….
Tappi Tíkarrass says – reply to this

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Good for the racoon.
schmuli says – reply to this

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What?
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Fucken Russians fuck everything………
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Next time buy the coon dinner and a movie first.
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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OMG that is hilarious! Fucking LOSER doesn't deserve to have his dick reattached.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – HAAAAAAAAAA….. i see them everyday……. they make good peelers…….
lieverd says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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There's a fuzzy little critter I fist on here all the time.
Mstiatiarra says – reply to this

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dumb ass ….
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Haha karma bitches…
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani – Re: Big Black Dick – Morning
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Hey Mario, how many little critters are in your butt right now?
karmine says – reply to this

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Whoa! >_
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Re: Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani – MUAH!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – So where's the hater… I half-expected that shithead here already….
The Tranny Bitch says – reply to this

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c-c-c-c-coooons are wicked animals!!
annie92 says – reply to this

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well good, he deserved it.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Coonpie……..yum yum…….. i got a coon dog…
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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FUCKTARD!!!NEXT!!!!!
dumbnhung says – reply to this

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cross your fingers and pray the racoon had rabies…
TulipSniper says – reply to this

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Wow……….
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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on Michael K's site days ago - yawn!
buck says – reply to this

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where's PETA
minimarii says – reply to this

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OMG the poor little guy must have been soo scared. Good for the 'coon!
Sandrusia says – reply to this

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way to go(=
mich5776 says – reply to this

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Good for him….asshole!
Bevvie says – reply to this

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O.M.G… Who thinks to themselves that "hey I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun"??? He deserves every piece of pain that comes his way.
electrifried says – reply to this

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LOL what a frickin nutjob
Gorgeous_Norton says – reply to this

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Way to go racoon!
Creepy bastard trying to rape an animal - SICK SICK SICK!!!
duelastar says – reply to this

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That Raccoon is so awesome! GO RACCON GO!!!
I hope he had to get all those rabies vaccinations too.
zarrafakt Hates Perez says – reply to this

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What a fucking muppet. Moral of the story - Never ask a racoon for a blow job!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – I think we softened them up some last night.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: Bevvie – I don't know, that coon was kinda hot!
scrapmomof3 says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica Grady says – reply to this

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beastiality…fucking nast
cherriebaby says – reply to this

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GOOD JOB!!!! I would have bitten off his dick as well…what a jackass!
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Good boy!!!
SOMETHING SMELLS says – reply to this

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was it a girl or boy raccoon? because boys don't have a vajayjay
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Coons, Coons, Coons, it seems as if that is all you write about anymore?
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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[re=3367679]Re: Long Dong Connery[/re
ding
I<3MyPom says – reply to this

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Haha!! Good for the Racoon!!
Now if only women could do that lol
Bastard.
Farts Smell..and I like it! says – reply to this

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what? he deserves a egg fart in the face!
Russian Doll says – reply to this

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We russians be smrat. Bahahahaha.
Russian Doll says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – We aren't all bad, just some of us, hahahahaha.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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RATBASTARD
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Miss you …. come and give me a KISS……….((((((SPANK))))))))
kayaolivia says – reply to this

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LOL!
he got what he deserved!
TBD says – reply to this

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WTF? Not your normal case of "boys will be boys"… I would vote for not reattaching it.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Furburger
mamajud says – reply to this

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keep an icepak on it mario….you'll be ok….i hear teddy loves the pinky anyway
gossip_aholic says – reply to this

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serves him right, the creep faced loser
KBA802 says – reply to this

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omg that is tooo funny…well that is what he gets for trying to rape a racoon. DUMB ASS!
metalxxx says – reply to this

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raccoon: 1
pervert: 0
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Hmmm just when i was starting to have fun…
blondiebnc25 says – reply to this

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WOW Here in nc that is wrong
AmyStone says – reply to this

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I would have done the same thing. fucking douchebag
.perezhilton.com says – reply to this

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Isn't this what sheep are for?!? Bestiality is for pyscho losers.
karina2244 says – reply to this

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HAHA nicely done, racoon.
Sass84 says – reply to this

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good! that poor raccoon
mmmyeah says – reply to this

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THAT RACCOON'S A FUCKING HERO!
YOU ABUSE IT, YOU SHOULD LOSE IT!!!
mmmyeah says – reply to this

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WHAT A FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT!!! (the "guy" not the raccoon). Some "people" (light use of term) are such scum
mmmyeah says – reply to this

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bglove2591 says – reply to this

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thats wat u get u sick freak!
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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I guess he had it coming…
Pervert says – reply to this

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No coon. Never again.
angel551v says – reply to this

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SICKO!!!
yay raccoon!!! you are an inspiration to us all!
Manday says – reply to this

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hahahaha thats good
LULU~* says – reply to this

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get out !!!!!!!!
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That is so . . . . I don't know . . . the only word that comes to mind is the ever-juvenile "GROSS !!!"
Buckmehard says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA
twilightbizzare483 says – reply to this

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Serevs him right, should have keep it in his pants in the first place!
miss kitten says – reply to this

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couldn't he find himself a nice little Katinka?
skingirl says – reply to this

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Trash it!!!
sannasa says – reply to this

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why……the……fuck….. would he rape a raccoon? or anything for that matter?!
i support prop 8 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac –
YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!
lezbotte says – reply to this

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LOL! KARMA!
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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wtffff! That man is sick (desperate). Sex with a raccoon?!
katgoddess says – reply to this

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Go, Team Raccoon!!! Hahaha!!!
This is just so funny, yet disturbing!
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
(((((((((((((( smOOOOOches))))))))))))))))))))
did you see my new suit..just for you…
shitfukshit..heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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SERVES THE PERVERT RIGHT! BOY IS HE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE TOWN.
Jessi H says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's hilarious. Good for the racoon!
Verymoosey79 says – reply to this

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What the fuck? He couldn't get real "ass" so he went after a raccoon…. I am not surprised. I think it is fucking hilarious that it bit his dick.. that is what he gets.. sick fuck!
Nimue says – reply to this

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Coontang???
kung fu bella on myspace says – reply to this

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ahahahahhaaaaaaaa!
MicheleTheBelle says – reply to this

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Smart raccoon!
AmySteakhouse says – reply to this

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“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MP says – reply to this

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I hope the surgeons are unsuccessful.
rockthecroc says – reply to this

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Leave it off he deserves to die a painful death…what a disgusting piece of shit I would like to kill him myself
gossipgirl0603 says – reply to this

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haha moron got what he deserved, how fucking stupid and sick do you have to be to try to rape a raccoon?
Hate Low Class People says – reply to this

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Sounds like something a typical demoncrat would do!
glitzandglam says – reply to this

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oh shitttt. That is nasty, he is a pervert and doesnt deserve to have any sexual organ!
marlow says – reply to this

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Poor little raccoon. I hope the surgery is unsuccessful and the pervert will be stuffing a sock down his pants to at least pretend he has something there.
Naomi likes to screw..... says – reply to this

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Hell yes…. that is the greatest thing I've ever heard. Why can't all rapists be castrated?
HistoryLady! says – reply to this

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Raccoon, you rule!