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"Racoon bites off rapist's penis"

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Raccoon bites off rapist's penis

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 10:15 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      ahhh… karma!



    2. 102

      GO RACOON!! DAMN DIRTY SICK RUSSIANS!



    3. 103

      That bastard deserved it.



    4. 104

      ha ha, looks like the he got what he deserved. what a sick bastard.



    5. 105

      OMG "Have some fun"???????? IF YOUR IDEA IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS AND FORCING YOURSELF ONTO ANOTHER UNWILLING CREATURE, YOU ARE MESSED UP IN THE HEAD AND NEED SERRRRIOUS HELP! I feel so bad for that little raccoon :(



    6. 106

      lmfao… poetic justice. when will these perverts learn that no means no!



    7. 107

      Re: harrybalsac – LOLZ



    8. 108

      He definitely had it coming. More women should do this!



    9. 109

      Hope he gets Raccoon Distemper and dies a horrible prolonged death.



    10. 110

      Ahahahahaahah the bastard had it coming. Good raccoon :)



    11. 111

      Awesome. This raccoon is an example to the American penal system.



    12. 112

      HAHAHA!!!! TEAM RACCOON!!!!!



    13. 113

      he deserved it, leave it mangled. =)



    14. 114

      OMG that is so insane! Good for the raccoon!! Don't try to rape animals!! I hope his manhood will be fucked up perminantly.



    15. 115

      Well, that's a first. Usually it's the coons that do the raping.



    16. 116

      I'm on Team Racoon on this one.



    17. 117

      That's what he gets!!



    18. 118

      Jesus Christ. Who does it even occur to to rape a raccoon? Rape a raccoon? Those words should never be in a sentence together.

      Got what he deserved, the sick fuck.



    19. 119

      good for the racoon, thats Jesus justice :)



    20. 120

      LOL
      go racoon!!!1
      hahahhahahahahahhahhaa



    21. 121

      what a sick fuck. he shouldn't be allowed to have the surgery.



    22. 122

      Now women can learn a thing or two from this raccoon.



    23. 123

      they shoudlnt restore anything. today a racoon, tomorrow a woman, next week a child.



    24. 124

      huh the racoon gave him a blowjob?



    25. 125

      ahaahhahha
      he was probably fat and ugly and pervertive in the first place
      this is why he couldn't lay a girl
      and now this is why he never will



    26. 126

      you go girl…or guy, the racoon i mean! those crazy russians, seriously, crazy bat shit.



    27. 127

      fucking nasty shit.



    28. 128

      I know men are total fucktards when they're drunk and horny, but this is just depraved. He saw the raccoon and it actually occurred to him to have sex with it? What a moron. Racoons are vicious creatures. I hope it had rabies and he dies. What the hell were the doctors doing trying to reattach it? They should have just let him bleed to death.



    29. 129

      Lol, way to be little furry friend.



    30. 130

      Wait…HE WAS TRYING TO RAPE A RACOON?!!! Fucking freaks I tell you.



    31. 131

      LOL. Racoons kick ass.



    32. 132

      well thats a nice story…
      GOT THE RACCOON!



    33. 133

      go the raccoon :P
      and what that man tried to do is disgusting
      hope he never gets it back ha



    34. 134

      Why bother putting it back on? Freak..



    35. 135

      Nice! Good job Mr Raccoon



    36. 136

      Finally, a punishment that fits the crime.



    37. 137

      Rabies dick!

    38. Laxer says – reply to this


      138

      I bet that raccoon was abused as a child. These things never happen with 2 parent raccoon households.



    39. 139

      ha, the guy totally deserved that. They shouldn't fix it for him.



    40. 140

      bahahaha…thats what he get for being a pervvvvv….loser

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