Mayer & Man: Still Together!

As we mentioned earlier, Us Weekly is reporting in their new issue that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had broken up again.
However, it seems they were misinformed.
Star Magazine is squashing those reports with proof that the two lovebirds are still together.
Mayer and his Man were spotted at Jen's home in West Hollywood on Monday night, after Us Weekly went to print and closed its issue.
His car and Jen's were also spotted parked outside her home all night long.
And, according to the mag, Jen will be taking Mayer as her guest to the upcoming Oscars.
Let's see if they're still together by then!
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However, it seems they were misinformed.
THEY,YOU, WE, ASSHOLE!
I will sing to you Jenn………I'm a Loossseeerrrr
Not that I care, I just LOVE callin' Mario an ASSHOLE!
Re: harrybalsac – He's a dirty rotten fucking asshole.
Jennifer, you can do so much better !
Re: Long Dong Connery – Let's take Jen & Jess out for a hot link lunch if you know what I mean.
.. Perez, get that dick out of your mouth! No pun intended
Re: M*I*A*R – Your hot when ya get a little worked up….LET'S FUCK NOW!!!!!!
who cares.she still obsessed with brad
.i.next
Who freaken cares if they are together or not together, together or not together. WHO CARES?
Does anyone REALLY give a shit about these two anymore?
Next Homotard
OMG! Leave them alone already….!
Re: M*I*A*R – " M*I*A*R, comin'thru to save the mutherfuckin' day now!"
Next Homotard…………….
RAtbastard perezzzzzzzzz
So she is going to the oscars and be under the same roof as your golden couple Brangelina??
Haha 2 big middle fingerz up perez's flabby ass….
Re: harrybalsac – Sausage fest……..
Re: Bitch_i_love_ur_atitude – Keep in mind that Angelina and Brad are also obsessed with talking about Jennifer Aniston in almost every single interview they make. They are even…
Her stank is still on his hang low.
Well, i cant still breathing after this one!
Re: harrybalsac – I just woke up from a nap, I be all fresh and shit.
wow you're such a hater
no wonder you're single
you will probably DIE SINGLE
blah blah blah… it doesnt matter, she's still desperate
she's such a beggar… and so plain…
THEY'RE TOGETHER AND PEREZ IS STILL…..ALONE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how many times are going to regurgitate this story???? on again off again on again…… who freaking cares… they will get it rt or not… not ur bidness
who gives a shit.seriously, why does ANYONE care about the status of an ego-centric idiot like Jennifer
perez is ALL ALONE. NOW THAT YOUR "BOOK TOUR" IS OVER MAYBE YOU COULD GO FOR A RUN.
you fat rat bastard
Bogus news! I want a refund
I think Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney would make a really nice couple. I wish their paths would cross. And no one would call her a cougar ever again !
Jen is cool!
Where's MOON………..(((((((((tongue to tongue smooch)))))))))) …
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Outta here…….. Snowday……((((((((((SPANK)))))))))))
Re: LaDiva –
Hi, sweetheart LaDiva, call me Da Vinci Code, please. Love you. xoxoxoxo
yay team aniston
CAN WE PLEASE JUST ALL AGREE THAT EVERYTHING PEREZ SAYS IS BULLSHIT SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES
Re: Pea Brain – Is that the Proactiv guy in your avie….
why is she going to the oscars?
Poor Jen, she's just going to become another one of his celeb babes!! She's so dumb!! and boring!! This is probly her last ditch attempt at some excitement in her life, but it will end badly for her. poor thing.
HA HA JENFRAUD JEN IS GOING TO THE OSCARS WHERE SHE WILL WATCH BRAD AND ANGELINA NOT WIN ANYTHING…..
LOL that was a K.O for u Perez……
Re: Da Vinci Code – you are kinda dumb!
Re: Pea Brain – agreed!
Jen's going to the Oscars ! I wonder if Laura Dern will be there too. That would be awkward for Angelina. I can just imagine her that night when she sees Jen, "I can't go over there cuz I stole HER husband"…then she turns around and sees Laura Dern, "I can't go over there cuz I stole HER fiance "
"Isn't there anyone here whose husband I haven't slept with ?…Brad, let's go home. "
Re: Da Vinci Code – Lol I'll call you whatever u like baby….
Get over it! Why do you hate them as a couple so much? Is it because she didn't buy lots of babies from other countries? Or is it that he won't suck your dick?
Re: Farts Smell..and I like it! –
I think you are very funny, and I like you ! You are definitely different from others ! Peace
I am just wondering why Jen even needs to go the oscars?
"…according to the mag, Jen will be taking Mayer as her guest to the upcoming Oscars…"
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This fauxmance will "break up" after the Oscars. Trust.
Re: Da Vinci Code – dummy!
OK. So now we at least know two people who will definitely be at the Oscars. Will John be singing a nominated song? Or is Jen a presenter? HUGE mystery. Especially since the Oscar decided not to announce who would be on. Dumb move. I wouldn't watch at all except for Heath. And they always announce the Best Supporting Actor first.
Re: Black Magic Woman – WHY DOES ANYONE GO TO THE OSCARS ..THEY GET INVITED
They're going to the oscar's together? that should be interesting, when all four of them meet up
Re: Gigi7 –
You know Jen is not exactly a virgin when it comes to guys . . . shre has had just as many men in her bed as a lot of them have . . . wanna name all the guys who have left her when she got to needy and clingly
Re: HellenKiller –
At least they are nominated . . . she should not hold her breath to be given the same opportunity, to win o to loose
Re: Farts Smell..and I like it! –
Would you like to get over it or would you like to keep ranting and hating? Your choice
I think I've pinned down why I can't stand this bitch. She's BORING. She has had the same hairstyle, plays the same roles, etc. for over 10 years. And I just saw the previews for "He's Just Not Into You" and guess what? She's THE SAME! So overrated. The only people that actually like her must be "Friends" fanatics. When she plays an assassin, prostitute or superhero I will re-evaluate, until then I shall hate her.
Is this news? She needs to have a handy boyfriend and he loves the publicity. No one was that interested in him after the first 'break-up'. This arrangement allows them both to get what they want. I really do hope though that at 50 she's not still recounting how hard it is to date and having convenient 'boyfriends'. I don't believe she actually wants a 'relationship'. She doesn't have one with her family and the only time she got serious with a man she didn't have the common sense to know that absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. People who come from bad situations with their family tend not to know how to have a successful relationship. That's no fault of her own, but over 20 years of therapy hasn't done a bit of good.
THANKS A FUCKING LOT FOR POSTING LIES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
FROM DAY ONE YOU NEVER WANTED THEM TO BE TOGETHER.
GOD I HATE YOU!
LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE YOU SAD FAT QUEEN, JUST BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD EVEN CONSIDER SLEEPING WITH YOU.
YOU ARE A HACK.
JEN HAS MENTAL ISSUES!
Re: Da Vinci Code – get a fucking life you piece of shit! dummy!
WOW THAT WOULD BE AWESOME CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AT THE OSCAR. THEY WILL BE THE MOST GORGEOUS COUPLE ON THAT AWARD SHOW.
…….WOW THAT WOULD BE AWESOME CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AT THE OSCAR. THEY WILL BE THE MOST GORGEOUS COUPLE ON THAT AWARD SHOW.
You know what I think, Perez? That Aniston would be a hell of a lot nicer to you in person than would Madonna, if Madonna had no need of your PR (methinks Madge would squash you like a bug against her heel if you were her assistant, for instance.) Aniston seems like a genuninely nice, likable lady. For whatever reason, you dislike her and always "pit" her against Pitt and Jolie. Why not forget all of that and just accept her for being a genuine person? She isn't perfect - not in love, in looks, in movies. But that's also what makes her likable.
GOD I LOVE JEN AND JOHN TOGETHER HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY PREZITO NEXT TIME CHECK YOU SOURCES FIRST BEFORE TYPING JOHN IS A TALENTED MUSICAN WHO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT , CHARMING , SEXY, GORGEOUS WHO IS A VERY NICE AND DOWN TO EARTH GUY THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH , JEN SHOULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEAVE THIS HOTTIE GO.
/// GOD I LOVE JEN AND JOHN TOGETHER HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY PREZITO NEXT TIME CHECK YOU SOURCES FIRST BEFORE TYPING JOHN IS A TALENTED MUSICAN WHO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT , CHARMING , SEXY, GORGEOUS WHO IS A VERY NICE AND DOWN TO EARTH GUY THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH , JEN SHOULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEAVE THIS HOTTIE GO.
Re: HellenKiller – "HA HA JENFRAUD JEN IS GOING TO THE OSCARS WHERE SHE WILL WATCH BRAD AND ANGELINA NOT WIN ANYTHING….. "
Perez would fricken DIE if Jen won and Brangelina didn't!
Re: Gigi7 –
llamalou SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ IS ALWAYS KISSING UP TO BRANGELINA NOT MADDONA ARE CRAZY YOU LUNATIC, AND JEN IS BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING , GORGEOUS WITH A KNOCK OUT BODY WITH A SUCCESSFUL CAREER AND IF SHE DOEN'T GET MARRIED IS BECAUSE SHE ALREADY DID MARRY AND SHE DOEN'T HAVE TO RUSH INTO ANOTHER MARRIAGE AND SHE'S GOING TO TAKE HER TIME AND MARRY THE RIGHT GUY SO IF YOU THINK SHE'S UNLUCKY BECAUSE SHE'S NOT RUSHING INTO ANOTHER MARRAIGE YOU ARE DEAD WRONG SHE'S A SMART GIRL SO I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT RUSHING INTO ANTHING FOR ANOTHER MAN. ONLY ONE AND THAT JOHN I LOVE THEM BOTH TOGETHER.
Re: sadieface – YOU KNOW BEING NOMINATED FOR OR WINNING AWARDS DOESNT MAKE YOU MORE OR LESS SUCCESSFUL OR HAPPY AS AN ACTOR.
PLENTY OF PEOPLE DONT GET EITHER AND ENJOY VERY LONG AND SUCCESSFUL CAREERS. I THINK IN THE FILM AND TELEVISION BUSINESS LONGEVITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
JEN, BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE ALL SUCCESSFUL AND I DOUBT THEY SPEND AS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT IT AS SOME OF US DO.
Always the Aniston fan I hate what I am about to say…She must be seriously dying for a family to stay with this fugly dude….
I hate how people call Jen a man, i think she is gorgeous.
Re: Supergirl – I completely agree!! BORING!!!
I think none of these craprags know or even try to know the truth. someone spots mayer or aniston somewhere by themselves, like at the dentist and they have broken up. then another magazine retracts it. most of us don't care and I am sure theydon't either. Perez seems to be the only one who cares. I hope at the oscars, if she goes, the person doing the seating is someone who hates brangelina and the seating is John mayer, Jennifer, Brad, st Angelina, Laura Dern and her man. I would love to see cuts to angelina evertime brad leaves. and see if-the st. has that paranoid look to her and dern and aniston have that dagger look to theirs. since angelina has basically worn the same dress for the last 2 years to every award show(eonline), but different color, what color do you think she will wear?
Perez you are so obsessed with Jen..admit it you love Jen more than Angie you are just using Angie as a disguise. You are just mad because Jen wouldn't even spit on you if you were on fire.
Re: justtfax – TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!
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~TEAM ANISTON~
Who cares, Aniston is a complete WHORE and Mayer likes to finger fuck old men and then suck his finger clean!
Get that young buck!! Every single woman should get their Cougar Card! YOW!
Go girl!
God I am so sick of this whining, annoying bore! I was so upset that she was cast in Marley and Me (I loved that book), she managed to to steal the screen time away from the cute dog and be a whining annoying bore in that movie too! I wish she would have a baby already and retire from the public so I never have to see or hear her again!
Stop reporting their break up if your not 100% sure you dumbass! You just wanted it to be true so bad didn't you Perez? WELL IT'S NOT!!! Jen is with John and you, Perez, are all ALONE! I think thats why you hate on Jen! Cause she is happy and you aren't! TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shockey 1 and I hate New Jersey stop hating on Jen! God ye must be as sad & pathetic as Perez I guess! Jealous is a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
*yawn*
Hope not, Jen will look classy at the Oscars as usual but next to J Mayer she risks to have a lame accessory by her side…
And IN YOUR FACE PIG… we all knew this was fake… yeah blame it on THE SOURCES…
Always a guest or a presenter, NEVER A NOMINEE Aniston LOL!
I disagree—finally JenJen can be THE pretty one next to Mayer, which wasn't the case with Brad Pitt. Her DOWNGRADE to some C-lister TV star wannabe will look so painfully obvious, next to The Royal Couple of Hollywood, the DOUBLE NOMINEE! Can't wait!!!
Jennifer Aniston is ugly,ugly, ugly.She should stay out of sight.
Perez stop stealing news from other sites, you're not original anymore, you have become irrelevant
Perez, do you even have a copy editor? Your copy is terrible. Look up the past perfect tense and have a grammar lesson.
soooo desperate….
ENOUGH leave these 2 alone! He's an arrogant lil shit- and she's a doll.. bound to get her heart broke again.. hasn't the poor gilr endeared enough torture before our eyes!! Dump him Jenn Dump him!..but does she care what we think- no.. I wish paps would give her -her privacy..
"leave them ALONE"?!?!?!
they don't WANT to be alone!!!!
get ready for it:
this on and off "couple" is just a lame PR STUNT!!!!!!!
he's still happily sleeping with groupies, she still dreams of her ex!
this woman is the most pathetic ex-girlfriend in hollywood.
she needs to get a REAL man and build a bridge and get over it.
Maybe they are just fuck buddies fr PR a bit like Kylie Minogue is with her one month old " affair" with Spanish model trophy boy
I say good for Jen for going to the Oscars. So what if she is not nominated? She will get a huge round of applause while Whorealina stews in her seat, makes nasty faces and Brad Whipped winces as she squeezes his balls just a little bit tighter.
Re: demos987 – Egocentric? Jen? Are you dilusional? The two biggest egocentric stars in H'wood right now are those whores Brad and Angelina, sitting up on their thrones and acting like they're king and queen of the prom at all these awards shows this winter, acting like their shit don't stink. This is the height of their career and popularity - it's all downhill from here. The backlash has already begun - they have been SHUT OUT at all major awards. GO KATE WINSLET AND JEN!!!
Re: Snickers –
Jen is not nominated for anything . . . . and snce she is always the same in everything she does, there is little chance of her getting one. As for Brad and Angie winning, I for one don't think they have any illusion about winning this year, they are not stupid as oppossed to some of the other posters here, including me, who believe our opinions mattrer
FACE IT PEREZ……
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!!
I'm officially over them. they need to either stay together or be apart or someone needs to stop making shit up.