Quote of the Day

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“You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."

- Kevin Bacon, on the secret to a long, happy marriage

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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harrybalsac says – reply to this

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And bag on your head!
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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HE'S SO RIGHT! CHEERS MATE
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – LOL I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID AND BAG YOUR HAG! LMAO
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Hellllll fucking yeah!!!!
XTinkerbellX says – reply to this

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Yeah, so we saw on E! News like 3 days ago, idiot
killabroad says – reply to this

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BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!
6 Degrees of FAB!!!!!!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Write a book, call it "Hosing The Closer".
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – No, The Closer is kinda hot,but Bacon Bits there ain't ageing well!
Farts Smell..and I like it! says – reply to this

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i agree and openly fart around each other!
Beef_Circle_Jerky says – reply to this

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I agree with the advice, but with his fug face, I think its dirty in a not good way.
Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani says – reply to this

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I like that quote.
honestbeetch says – reply to this

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AMEN
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – I guess that stupid "7 degrees" game is fuckin' him up.
Reginald Perrin says – reply to this

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This quote is days old, but quote of the day by this site's standards is about right.
jenmcn says – reply to this

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works for me
JuneGordon says – reply to this

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I like him, but he is looking rather haggard. And the 25-years-too-young hair isn't helping things.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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My kind of guy…..
lovelylisa says – reply to this

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I can't watch anything with these people in it. They are the fugliest couple in Hollywood - and that is saying a lot. The 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game - it is because no one wants to be right next to his ugly ass. I don't understand how the fug face joker-mouthed wife gets any work at all. They disgust me. Thank you for supporting my bulimia with a photo to throw up to.
cece123 says – reply to this

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OLLDDD
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani – Kevin likes dirry beaver…. hehe
April** says – reply to this

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they make a nice couple good to see they're keeping the love alive
The Tranny Bitch says – reply to this

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what the fuck happened to him?????? wow!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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2 eggs on his chin to with the bacon……..
Farts Smell..and I like it! says – reply to this

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farting is natural!
Genghis Khan says – reply to this

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That's pretty much the way it works. Betty Crocker in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom and keep your fucking mouth shut when the other pisses you off. All the secrets to a happy marriage.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: lovelylisa – Regardless of whether you like them as a couple, the one thing that is a great thing to see is when a couple has longevity within their relationship. This is rare indeed, especially in Hollywood where every divorces within a nano-second of saying "I DO"….
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Damn Kev….you lool like Keith Richards/Clint Eastwood.Dude cut footloose or something!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Hey moose…
LG sez Don't Wink at SWEET! says – reply to this

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WORKS FOR LG!
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Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Fucking almost got stuck in the snow….just got back from a barley Sandwich……..Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Hey Hottie…. )……..Re: LaDiva – KISS………MOON…get over here and give me a kiss……… )
Jones19 says – reply to this

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Oh Kevin, you're one of a kind
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Genghis Khan – Well spoken……
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – You guys getting dumped on…..i might have to go home early today…….
LaDiva says – reply to this

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*everyone*
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey darling, sorry i haven't been able to pump you the way i want to, work is unfortunately consuming the better part of my day…..
YODA SPEAKS says – reply to this

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ok Kevin now go catch up on the twenty years of sleep you lost as it shows on your face.
SOMETHING SMELLS says – reply to this

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"YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED OR DO YOU WANT TO BE RIGHT?" DR. PHIL
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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What a Doushbag!!
Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Who doesn't?
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – Not too bad we got about 4 inches of fresh powder.I need to get an suv-my mustang rides like shit in this crap!
Farts Smell..and I like it! says – reply to this

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Re: SOMETHING SMELLS – sorry about that!
Mentalist says – reply to this

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I thought people would see the SECRET it is so obvious, but they didn't, so I'll tell you now NEVER COMB YOUR HAIR, women love the caveman. street urchin l@@k. Your Friend Kevin B.
Gigit says – reply to this

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God they are both sooooo skinny
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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That”s awesome quote!! But, dayyumm he's starting to get old looking. Yucky. You gotta admit though, he used to be really HOT!! Now, he's just okay.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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ratbastard perezzzz
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – I hear ya……….
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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A large fat cock with a magic tounge to match doesn't hurt.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – I used to have a 5L stang….. sold it….
Back seat to small for MOON and I………Yippy……… )
FeedMeAStrayCat says – reply to this

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well said
Loika says – reply to this

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Kevin just needs to stop wearing the 80's hairstyle. Style it up like a man your age and it will make you look great! Listen to your wife…
zaniac01 says – reply to this

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I love this quote. I sent it to my husband when I read it this past weekend. So true it is.
PullMyFingerPerez says – reply to this

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wow….wtf happened to kevin bacon? i think he needs to down 80 or 90 plates of lasagne to fill in that saggy skin….ewww.
Lisa1023 says – reply to this

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They both look like they could use a good meal. and Kevin could use a good shower. yuck.
vidaboa33 says – reply to this

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wow,he looks old.
KatieRiffle says – reply to this

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good couple… good advice
allykisskiss says – reply to this

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Looks like they just had dirty sex in the NBC toilets…
ambam says – reply to this

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I agree with the quote.
hello my name is fabulous! says – reply to this

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atleast put a picture of them in the clothes they had on when this quote was made at the SAG awards last weeked
msmichll says – reply to this

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Yeah! I like this comment!!
Zip says – reply to this

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I agree, but my girlfriend dumped me over it.
Tappi Tíkarrass says – reply to this

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Kevin is looking like Keith Richards
AmbrosiaRose says – reply to this

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He looks like a scarecrow.
Laynesgirl says – reply to this

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Gosh he is looking ROUGH!!! Is he a smoker?
A Voice of Sanity says – reply to this

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OMG, I'm gonna puke. This is one ug-ly duo.
Canukian says – reply to this

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I still think he's cute. Reminds me a bit of my husband who I think is SMOKIN
aDIORable says – reply to this

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great advice
Sass84 says – reply to this

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ooooh yah please kevinnn
Sho says – reply to this

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He has been using that quoate for years!

Rolling around in "Bacon Greese" Is not my Idea of a good time
lovelylisa says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – I said nothing about their relationship - I said they make me want to barf - I couldn't care less about their relationship. do you need reading glasses?
Pixiey says – reply to this

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Nice quote!
ariellee says – reply to this

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LOL true
Kate27 says – reply to this

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AMEN!!!!!
getlostdancing says – reply to this

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oh my god feed them.
they have the skeletor disease.
richr03 says – reply to this

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THAT'S MY MOTTO TOO!!!! THAT MEANS LOTS OF ASS SEX!!!!!! UH, WITH THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skygoddess says – reply to this

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Well he's looking bad and she looks fab!
P!nks Aussie Bitch says – reply to this

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OMG! that is the best quote ever! no wonder I was gettin it all wrong! my fights been Drrrrty! Lol! well Im onto it! thanks Kev!!
P!nks Aussie Bitch says – reply to this

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this is for "farts smell…and you like it" mate, your seriously messed up ay! you need to get yo'self some heavy therapy coz every blog of yours that Ive read proves to the world that your not the full quid…get help now…please!
iloveu says – reply to this

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haha I love it!
Phew!!! says – reply to this

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We do not fight but my guy says be a kitchen angel and a whore in the bedroom..we have been together for 1 years and it works.No arguments yet
carlyness0 says – reply to this

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mmm i wish that came from someone hot…not a shriveled up piece of….bacon
JonzeyWTF says – reply to this

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Speaking of dirty…that would definitely have to be his hair.
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
whooooooooohoooooooooooooo
I heard that..back seat..fun
sfsfsfsfsfsfsfsfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
(((((((((((((((((( wet kiss )))))))))))))))
I want to get stuck in the snow with you..
that's something I've never done..
)))))))))))))) dingdongdanger ((((((((((((((((((
Exfukinciting…sfsffsfsffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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