The Smell Of Desperation

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Desperate much?

Former Melrose Place and Dancing with the Stars alum, Lisa Rinna, really wants a job.

In fact, she's even begging for one!

Hosting the red carpets on the TV Guide Channel is not enough???

Lippy Lisa really wants her old role back of Taylor McBride on the new Melrose Place spin-off.

In fact, she said in a recent interview, "Tell them I'm available, ready to go. I'm very professional and hardworking!"

At the moment, though, MP execs are going after Heather Locklear to return.

Rinna acknowledges she's not the most sought after of the group.

She says, "I'm way down on the totem pole. You know, this one doesn't want to do it, that one doesn't want to do it, so I'm just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where they're finally like, 'Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God's sake! Stop her begging!' "

Aww, kind of sad.

At least she's not delusional!

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    Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    32 comments to “The Smell Of Desperation”



    1. 1

      Perez has said many times "please take a photo of my book and you pretending to read it" so why not point out other people who are asking for something.



    2. 2

      she has a fucking bangin body. i think shes hot. but somethin about her face could be better. … at least she isnt fat like jessica simpson



    3. 3

      that sucks



    4. 4

      SECOND!!!!!! It feels sooo good to be second!!! :)



    5. 5

      that's sad.



    6. 6

      Heather Locklear got puffy. They should hire her back. That Taylor McBride bitch was a crazy scheming ass evil bitch and I loved it. Don't get me wrong, Amanda was the shit but Heather got all fat and fucked up. They better bring back Michael. Damn, am I buzzed.



    7. 7

      Re: xoxogossipgirrll – too bad you aren't second :)



    8. 8

      Re: theresalongo – too much plastic surgery, that's what is wrong with her face



    9. 9

      Both Heather and Lisa looked messed up!



    10. 10

      Re: BBBoricua – *and still look messed up!



    11. 11

      I used to work at a salon in Seattle and one of our clients was her niece, she was really cool and would give us good scoops on Lisa,. nothing too scandalous First of all and most known now those lips are FAKE! Back then, in the early 2000's she was trying to say they were real.



    12. 12

      MELROSE BACK!! FOR YOU KIDDIES OUT THERE MELROSE WAS DE SHIT…FAR BEYOND GOSSIP GIRL OR THE HILLS!! OH HELL YEAH…BRING BACK HEATHER!!!!!!!!



    13. 13

      I love her she was really good in Days of Our Lives :)



    14. 14

      Oh man



    15. 15

      I just can't even look at her because of her "lips". Atleast she keeps it real, though



    16. 16

      at least she is honest,and I will take her word for it, she is ready to work hard, I hate celebs who are delusional.



    17. 17

      I LOVE HER. SHE WAS A HOOT ON MELROSE. SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.



    18. 18

      She's still so gorgeous. Just needs to ease up on the lip work. Her lips were too distracting while I was watching that award show. Small enhancements is really all she needs anyway — so F'n sexy!!!!!!!



    19. 19

      This woman has a bad case of perma-pucker!



    20. 20

      why can't she just be happy being a semi-good looking coug?
      Let Perseus pull his weight for a change…



    21. 21

      I love that she tells it like it is! How refreshing for a change! Most actors and actesses at her level would be like, "Oh, I have 'other' projects so I can't do it" instead of admitting that they were NEVER asked! She keeps it real and you gotta love her for that. And BTW, she's gorgeous!!



    22. 22

      Is it me, or does her face look like that 'tiger lady', you know the old woman with waaay too much plastic surgery?



    23. 23

      I am sooo upset! BH and Melrose Place where wonderful shows back then… now this stupid producers are just screwing them up… I really wanted both of them to live in memory lane forever as the good shows they where but the lack of imagination of this ass's is forcing networks to recurr to this!!!!
      Sooo sad!



    24. 24

      Correction Perez, the title of, "The Smell of Desperation" should actually have a pic of Paris under it. You must be tired from all that not going to the gym but we forgive you.

    25. zalie says – reply to this


      25

      I saw her and her husb Harry Hamlin in Chicago a coupla years back. She was terrific. He was kinda wooden and not much of a singer — and I liked him in L.A. Law.
      I love the fact that she's just honest about it.



    26. 26

      At least she's honest!



    27. 27

      Lisa may be a crap actress and an even worse interviewer but her character on Melrose was fierce! Bring her back!



    28. 28

      This female whoever sh is..Iam a Bri so no idea who she is.. has had way way too much work done on herself.Sad.It looks vile and underneath she looks like she was once attractive.Does some man have to handle all that body..enough to turn one celibate

    29. AMO says – reply to this


      29

      She should just go back to Soap Operas.



    30. 30

      She should change her last name to "Rimma" and do porn.



    31. 31

      And who is this unattractive woman?

    32. Laxer says – reply to this


      32

      Lisa..I bet if you added more collogen to your lips the offers would roll in.