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The Thorpedo Pulls A Jessica Simpson!

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Holy guacamole! He'll take an extra side of refried beans and 10 tacos - pronto!

Former Olympic swimmer Ian Thorpe showed off his expanding figure while spending warm summer day at Dolan's Bay in Sydney on Wednesday.

Is that dude he's with his boyfriend?????

[Image by Carlos Costas via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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101 comments to “The Thorpedo Pulls A Jessica Simpson!”

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  1. 1

    hmmm



  2. 2

    Jeeezzz, you talking about being fat?



  3. 3

    seriously….you of all people shouldn't be calling ANYONE fat. ANYONE.



  4. 4

    Not EVERYONE is gay! DAMN, Can't people have FRIENDS anymore??



  5. 5

    Perez, LOOK IN A MIRROR. Pronto !

    you're three of him !

    how the hell can you call ANYONE fat ?!



  6. 6

    He could never pull a Jessica Simpson: He had a talent.



  7. 7

    Perez this shit is totally not cool!!!! Twice in one day!!!!
    First you out him for being gay AND name his partner.
    NOW you want to have a go at him for a few extra kilos???
    When did you turn into such a prick???
    You had all of us cheering you on during your weight loss and don't tell me it wasn't nice to have all that support.
    I'm still pissed that you posted the first story about Thorpie. Why would you go out of your way to out him when the Australian media and the rest of the world media for that matter has always respected his private life, because unlike others, he goes to a great length to KEEP IT PRIVATE.
    We've known for years what his personal choices were but we have such great respect for not only the athlete he is, but the great Australian he continues to be that it's never been a media issue.
    Letty was always right - you a rat bastard and I'm really sad Perez coz I've always liked you and loved your blog.
    I've been reading your shit for years, but it's really just turning into shit. Period.



  8. 8

    THIS IS NOT NICE UNDIES
    LOLZ

    cool undies : www.indieundies.com

  9. fiona says – reply to this


    9

    Enough with the fatty posts. It just makes you look even more soulless, if that is possible.



  10. 10

    thats meaaaaaaan perez.



  11. 11

    HES NOT FUCKING FAT YOU FAT FUCK



  12. 12

    Gay fat much fucker?



  13. 13

    PEREZ PINCHE PUTO PIRUJO. STOP IT WITH THE FAT JOKES. UR FAT AND GAY.. SO SHUT DA FUCK UP..



  14. 14

    YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON MARIO! DAMN NEXT BITCH!



  15. 15

    Re: M*I*A*R – MARIO IS S FUCKING FAT ASS BITCH!



  16. 16

    AT LEAST JESSICA HAS A PUSSI AND NOT LIKE U THAT U WISH U HAD ONE FAT ASS



  17. 17

    so how many gold medals have you won Perez? WHATS THAT NONE
    well if you can do half the taining that ian used to you then have a right to call and olympic gold medalist fat but till then…



  18. 18

    I USED 2 HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON IAN THORPE BACK IN 2001 DURING THE SIDNEY OLYMPICS LOL



  19. 19

    lay off the jessica simpson jokes, perez. it makes you sound like an idiot.
    this post alone has inspired me to unbookmark your lame excuse for celebrity gossip and start tuning into the boring old cnn entertainment section.



  20. 20

    Re: Frogger – Frogger Fucker. I love ya!



  21. 21

    Even if his career in swimming may be over (which I doubt), he has a Plan B: Gerard Butler's body double/doppleganger.



  22. 22

    hey i have no love for jessica myself but come on at least she looks like a woman and not a 12yr old boy that most of us girls do i give her props i think she looks good i mean she still sucs as a singer , actress, girlfriend, wife and mostly everything she does but the girl is attractive and i'm sure all you tools calling her fat would die for a girfriendl that looks that good



  23. 23

    Whats wrong with you Perez?
    Look at yourself first before you judge others on looks

    Dumb azz



  24. 24

    no his boyfriend has black hair



  25. 25

    Youd screw hium Perez and you know it



  26. 26

    Perez and his little people working for him think that now he's shed some pounds they can whip out the ol' fatty card whenever they like… I never saw pictures of perez before his diet with his staff labeling it with harsh comments… This is such a low blow. Gays are minorities, and some people who are a tad bit over weight are minorities too…. You'd think out of all people someone as yourself Perez would know what its like to be scrutinized by the media…or just people in general for being gay and overweight. Thorpe works his ass off, more than you'll ever know. There's one thing being a rumor colonists/blog… but to go out of all of ya'lls way to keep making remarks on PEOPLE who are barely over weight if any at all you jump all over that shit. Its ridiculous. You're disgusting to even hire people who continuously make remarks of things this low. You and your employees are the ones shaping and molding America's mind… the more you print of this the more hateful and ignorant people are going to be…I thought this day in era is about change… nice job failing at that.



  27. 27

    i honestly dont give two shits about this douche.

    why is perez so obessed w. him? because hes a homo?

    i dont care. hes still boring.



  28. 28

    YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED IT "PULLING A PEREZ" YOU FAT WANNABE_HILTON ASS BITCH!

  29. 29 says – reply to this


    29

    hey fat fuck, posts like this are the reason why so many people despise you! you fucking fat hypocrite!!!!



  30. 30

    why the hell are you calling people fat perez when you are fucking obese your damn self



  31. 31

    gay guys do not enjoy the luxury of getting fat (matter on principle)

    oooooops…



  32. 32

    gay guys do not enjoy the luxury of getting fat (matter of principle)

    oooooops…



  33. 33

    Wow, 2 slag offs for Thorpie in one day. Did he trun you down recently?????



  34. 34

    #1- YOU should NOT be calling anyone fat.

    #2- You think EVERYONE is gay.



  35. 35

    Mario, why are you fast to point out who's fat?



  36. 36

    PERVez whether you are fat or slim, you still look like hell and dress like shit. You seem to be concentrating on other peoples looks lately. It must be a sign of your own insecurities and inadequacies.



  37. 37

    gross…..lapuke



  38. 38

    ICKY POO AND GROSS-A-ROO! YUCKY YUCK!



  39. 39

    WHY ARE AMERICANS SO OBSESSED WITH FAT..I ADMIT HE LOOKS CHUBBY IN THE MID SECTION BUT THATS HIS CHOICE….



  40. 40

    I just want to know how much nerve does it take for a fat ass bitch to talk about somebody else gaining weight.



  41. 41

    Again, he looks fine and so did Jessica.

    You're not happy with anyone's weight, are you?



  42. 42

    The pot should stop calling the kettle black.



  43. 43

    Seriously? Who the fuck are you to talk about anyones weight, you fat fuck. Go eat another cheesburger you fat fucking spencer pratt wannabe with your creepy flesh colored beard!



  44. 44

    Re: JuneGordon – #6.
    .
    .
    .
    MARVELOUS AS EVER JUNE DARLING!!!
    .
    AND HE'S STILL HOTTER THAN 95.2 PER CENT OF (HETERO) AMERICAN MEN!!!
    .
    LG WOULD BE MORE THAN THRILLED TO SHOW HIM HER "BACKWARDS COWGIRL" SHE LEARNED ON "TALK SEX WITH SUE" ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!
    @@
    .
    .



  45. 45

    Why haven't you adorned yourself with a Speedo and shown everyone your svelte physic??



  46. 46

    re: 37-8.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    HEY STUDS!!!
    .
    .
    KISSES (AND NOT THE AIR KIND, EITHER!)
    LG
    .



  47. 47

    Re: topper – #45.
    .
    PEREZ READS FORTUNES WHILE FASHIONABLY DRESSED?
    .
    .



  48. 48

    gosh how come you seem to dislike this guy so much? his is not fat, he is talented, seems like a nice guy. oh look hes all the things your not, perez.



  49. 49

    Re: briisfineart – Perez doesn't have "staff" - its his mum and his sister. Thats it - Perez has trust issues.



  50. 50


    umm….perez…

    YOU of all fat pigs should NOT be calling thorpe or jessica fat

    at least they can loose weight and look good

    no matter how much fat you would loose…

    you'd still be stuck with that pig face you were born with

    just sayin'….



  51. 51

    OMFG! What a fugly bitch. I used to have a major crush on him. But now, EWW! He totes let himself go. Shame!



  52. 52

    lets see Perez in bikini..that would be a headline!!



  53. 53

    not cool dude. unless you've got a body of a greek god i wouldn't take the piss. now go count your olympic gold medals. oh, wait….



  54. 54

    YOU GIVE GAY A BAD NAME…
    You are no one to call someone FAT… you are bouncing back to your weight and most likely you will gain a lot more… KARMA IS A BITCH and you are about to experience it on your own!!!



  55. 55

    Someone said FAT people are a minority… are u fucking kidding me? And you dare to call others ignorant? Just open your eyes: AMERICA IS FAT only about 10 percent or less are in shape… I mean when every company out there is loosing money except McDonalds… that just tells u something. Humans are morphing into pigs slowly… And the number one country for that is ours… That ex swimmer guy is fat PERIOD. And so is Perez and so are most of you… Don't cover up. U ARE FAT AND GROSS It makes me wanna puke hahahahahahaha



  56. 56

    you know what ???? i'm fucking tier of you!!! you are so mean you have no right to talk about peoples' body!!! LOOK AT YOURSELF!!! you need to know that you have flaws and love them! Don't talk about other people's body to make yourself happy about yours



  57. 57

    1. his shorts are too tight, making him look fatter than he is

    2. He is probably used to having to eat like M. Phelps from years of training, and its hard to change those ways!

    3. Lay off! He was an olympic athlete, he's allowed to look like a normal person for once in his life.



  58. 58

    ironic much? talking about people's weight?



  59. 59

    you are one big stupid hypocrite. when prop 8 was being argued you were all 'we should all love each other, no hate, etc. etc.' now you are outing everyone. people are going to get pissed with you if they aren't already. you will be lucky if you don't an overhaul from another gay that doesn't appreciate the outing you gave him/her. and this fat/skinny thing. one day everyone is emaciated, the next day everyone is fat as a whale.



  60. 60

    Karma's a bitch, Perez. That's all I gotta say sweetie ;)



  61. 61

    Gordito ! ! !



  62. 62

    Perez, are you insinuating that you, somehow, look less fat?



  63. 63

    DONT BE JEALOUS NOW!

  64. poli says – reply to this


    64

    the boyfriend looks like a total stud and agree that he shouldn't let himself go…He was promoting his own fucking line of underwear not long ago. no excuses.



  65. 65

    Cant you leave people's weight alone?! I would never have brought it up before but didn't you used to be fat???

    I love your site but come on….



  66. 66

    whateva, ian thorpe is a sex god.



  67. 67

    Holy balls, what happened?



  68. 68

    Re: justtfax – He's been outing people since like forever!!! That's how he got a name in Hollywood, everyone was wondering about this " gay journalist" and his beef with gay celebs… what's worst is that he kept on bashing artists for not defending prop 8 yet he never showed to any of the activities done… he is a HOMOPHOBIC



  69. 69

    Perez, I enjoyred reading ur site for a long time. But calling Ian & Jessica fat is uncalled for. You're no better, either.

    Ian is gorgeous. IN fact, when he was swimming, I find him to be revolting. Today, he gains a little but he is fucking hot. I'd do him pronto! As for Jessica, what the fuck? She looks the same as before. Bimbo but gorgeous. But fat? Nope.

    If one has to call someone fat, one has to look in the mirror first and foremost of all.

    R-



  70. 70

    He looks like the late John Ritter (RIP) in this pic.



  71. 71

    LEAVE THORPY ALONE!
    not cool mario
    not cool
    HE IS A LEGEND

    and mate he had to spend hours excersing and watching his weight and all that
    If i had retired I'D BE RUNNING TO MACCAS TOO

    i mean jeez perez your no spring chicken yourself when it comes to the weight!

    oh and thorpy always gets has hottest bf's!!



  72. 72

    he is an aussie legend!



  73. 73

    GERARD BUTLER?!?!?!



  74. 74

    OK, seriously, enough with the fat jokes. It's played out.



  75. 75

    Dang he looks like a sausage stuffed into those trunks..He just needs bigger shorts is all!



  76. 76

    Re: kissmyassobama

    That would be barftastic o_O



  77. 77

    It's been known for years that Thorpie is gay. Put on some weight? Big deal, his problem not your's. Concentrate on you're own weight problem jelly belly…



  78. 78

    Ugh I can't stand the guy - yeah kudos for winning some gold coins - but mincing around, camp as a row of tents (what straight guy gets involved with Top Model shows and puts out their own line of jewelery?) and then vehemently denying it at every opportunity.. This did get a chuckle from me, he looks like a friggin' beached whale. He has his own built in flotation device right there with that tire around his waist.

    Just come out of the closet Thorpe, every man and his dog knows!



  79. 79

    hes still HOTT!!!!



  80. 80

    No matter what the deal is about him… He's still HELLA COOL!



  81. 81

    By the way Perez… can you live your f*cken life without having to always "ASSUME" or "SUGGEST" or "YOU WANTING TO BELIEVE"…every male situation, picture or interaction is "GAY RELATED"… your so f*cken tacky and a bigtime… & "Wish it could be true"…Queen!Just step out and away…from the gay-box dumb ass.

  82. Samdo says – reply to this


    82

    Seriously? You can see the muscles in his abdomen and chest. He's absolutely not fat. Why is everyone who looks normal considered a fat pig?



  83. 83

    Perez, Now that you're not FAT anymore (Because let me remind you, you were FATTTTTTTTTT), it does not mean that you can call other people fat…. You were much FATTTTER than that guy, he still has a greater and sexier body than you…



  84. 84

    Oh Please you would do him in a red hot minute (that's how long you'd last anyway) well Duh he is gay but he will talk about it when he wants to…perez are you one of those sad people who thinks that calling other people fat makes you seem thinner?…Because my little chunky munky you aren't thin..but guess what who cares!!???…you do..so sad

  85. Bird says – reply to this


    85

    I thought that was Gerard Butler before I read it and was wondering what the big deal was!

  86. I.Z. says – reply to this


    86

    How dare you insult Ian, Perez? He is a sports legend and multiple medal winner. Who are you to judge him? And who cares if he gains some extra kilos on his belly? He would still be hot, rich, famous and loved by millions of fans around the Globe.



  87. 87

    Perez I used to love this site, but now you're just vile.

    No wonder so many young people have eating disorders, as soon as someone doesn't look stick thin you're there calling them fat.

    Sort yourself out.



  88. 88

    His hands are huge…aren't they???



  89. 89

    YOU have a nerve calling anybody FAT.. jeez and yes his BF is a Brazilian swimmer and for past 3 years they have lived together..do keep up now…!!!!



  90. 90

    Seeing as how he is a swimmer, let's make a swimming analogy, shall we? If this Sea Cow was in a race against Orca Jessica he would be trailing at the moment. However if Jessica constinues to eat plankton at an alarming rate, she will slow down, allowing this blubber-butt to pass her.

  91. AMO says – reply to this


    91

    Seriously Perez, he looks fine. I'm more concerned about the guy in the pink swimsuit… Real men so do not wear pink!



  92. 92

    I thought it was Gerard Butler when I looked at it. Lookalike?



  93. 93

    Perez, Perez, Perez……. You're one to talk! LOL You are a little chubby too.



  94. 94

    His body is still WAY WAY WAY better than yours! hahahahaha I mean do you not have anything else to talk about.. thats not gossip, thats just being stupid!



  95. 95

    Enough with the fat posts you nasty FAT zit faced loser!!! Who do you think you are!



  96. 96

    A pair of shorts that fits would do Ian Thorpe wonders. Eegads.



  97. 97

    People, take another look. He's fat. The muscle you're talking about? PUDGE



  98. 98

    hey it looks like her still has a four pack



  99. 99

    so what who cares just like no one cares about you if your fat or gay or have a small ???????????????

  100. Laxer says – reply to this


    100

    Not his boyfriend…just his turn to bring the Subway delivery to Shamu after his morning bath.

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