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For the second year in a row, Forbes has named Perez the #1 Web Celeb.

Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to read the amazing profile and interview that we did for Forbes.

And, be sure to also check out who else made this year's list.

    Posted: Jan 29, 2009 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Congrats.!
      ;D



    2. 2

      BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



    3. 3

      Look at you sucking in.



    4. 4

      Good for you!

    5. Abbi says – reply to this


      5

      Why'd they do that?



    6. 6

      I bet you feel accomplished. Being the #1 web celeb is like being the number one cook- at McDonalds



    7. 7

      YEAH!
      GOOD FOR YOU PEREZ!!!



    8. 8

      I look at the list, and I don't know who the fuck any of them are



    9. 9

      Should have bought a bigger size top….looks like you just about squeezed into that one!



    10. 10

      I liked it better when you you were hidden behind your chins and not all over your own website more selebs less queerness love you maricon!!!



    11. 11

      Who the hell are all the other 'Celebs'?!



    12. 12

      Congratulations!! u deserve it and fuck all these hatin people who have nothing better to do except leave stupid comments! Ur amazing and have accomplished so much. i cant wait to see what else u do in the future! i love ur site and ur book!



    13. 13

      BEING JUST LIKE MARIO!
      .
      .
      CLICK ON MY NAME TO SEE MY AMAZING PROFILE WOOOO HOOOOO!
      I'M SO AWESOME….ME….ME!



    14. 14

      I speak for myself and all your viewers, YOU'RE WELCOME PEREZ.



    15. 15

      Oh yeah now that your semi- normal weight can we see those neked gay pics you had on the gay dating website? Why does no one want to see those you had a nice peen!



    16. 16

      Dude, it's just ANOTHER fucking list from Forbes…you make fun of their lists all the time…get over yourself and go back to when you weren't so full of ego…I miss the old you :(



    17. 17

      Re: Milky! – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – We all made this site, not that fucker and his typos and lies. The haters are what the people come to see.



    18. 18

      Oh where is my comment about your naked pics? Have you been a bad monkey and deleted them? Seriously you were hot when you were less fat. Drunken stepfather who hates you had those naked pics of you posing with you peen



    19. 19

      Re: Amiejj – YOU READ MARIO'S BOOK? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
      TOOL!



    20. 20

      Get a real job you fat bitch!!



    21. 21

      get over yourself perez. ;)

    22. JCPR says – reply to this


      22

      congrats bitch! but that article is too long for me to read!



    23. 23

      no thank you for the viewers of this site no? you definately wouldnt be on the z-list if it wasnt for the people who view your site…



    24. 24

      WHAT A FAT UGLY NO TALENT LOOSER.
      NICE HAIR P PANTS.



    25. 25

      Re: JoeyDub – NO THATS HIS NEXT JOB



    26. 26

      they r lying



    27. 27

      yeyyyyyyyy :) you're the B E S T !!!



    28. 28

      Re: Amiejj – Re: ihavec4 – GROSS
      REALLY?
      DOUBLE GROSS



    29. 29


    30. 30

      get a life moron! im not into internet drama but obviously u r so u can continue to talk shit behind ur computer in a different state! Bitchass!!!



    31. 31

      You were photo-shopped except they ran out of memory - Penche Puta Marana



    32. 32

      Way to go, Perez. Congrats!



    33. 33

      Re: M*I*A*R – FUCKING MARIO'S SHITTY SITE! DELETES COMMENTS…FUCKER!
      .
      .
      ANYWAY…DAMN STRAIGHT!



    34. 34

      I'll tell you what other #1's they should give ya…
      - Sucking Brangelina's butt
      - Pedophile
      - Homophobe
      - Racist
      - Lack of compassion
      - Posting pics of celeb kids even without their celeb parents
      - Biased
      - Paris Hilton #1 tool!



    35. 35

      CONGRATS!!! I love your site & I love you. I check your site about 105 times a day. There is always something funny that makes me smile. Thank you!!
      xoxo



    36. 36

      you look real bloated. are you pmsing? did u tell them that your book bombed along with your cheap clothes line and gossip on the go?



    37. 37

      That pic makes you look even fatter!!!! and really??? that outfit???? lol!



    38. 38

      #1 Here little piggy!



    39. 39

      And how did you achieve this astonishing accolade then Perez????
      By doing WHATEVER IT TAKES right???
      Isn't that the magic key to success - Whatever It Takes???
      If that means preying on someones weaknesses or calling attention to their imperfections or flaws - that's cool right???
      Or mindlessly stealing news stories from other sources, claiming them as your own and attributing your "sources" to be celebrities themselves???
      Yes Kanye and Courtney and Speidi and Ga Ga and Katy keep you in the loop. But then so does Michael Lohan. You've become a useful tool to some people. But that still just makes you a tool.
      Celebrity juice??? You lost your jucieness a while ago Perez - it's more like Celebrity Tang these days.



    40. 40

      Re: M*I*A*R – I try to bring love most of the time!!! oxoxoxo



    41. 41

      Re: Milky! – Hey beautiful - how are you??? Fighting fit I hope. (o:



    42. 42

      I think it's funny how all of u talk shit but still come to his site everyday and that u actually took the time to set up a profile to leave comments and all u can do is talk shit! It's so sad that there r so many immature people in this world that have so much growing up to do or maybe this world would be better without u!! Drop dead haters!!



    43. 43

      The Queen. That's me!! OMG what an honor!!!!! Thank you, thank you very much. I'd like to thank my fans and the other cool people that comment.



    44. 44

      wtg!



    45. 45

      Re: Milky! – Hey where you been? Out grazin'?



    46. 46

      WOOT!



    47. 47

      Re: Mistress – I hear it's HOTTER THAN BALLS down under, how you doin'?



    48. 48

      Congrats Perez…it's the equivalent of being the smartest kid in the learning disabilities class.



    49. 49

      GOOD JOB, DOOD. YOU LOOK AWESOME HOT. I LOVE YER SITE AND IT'S PATRONS!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!

    50. ass says – reply to this


      50

      #1? Wow, that's pretty pathetic. I knew Forbes had turned into a complete piece of crap (it amuses me when people still think of it as a solid publication), but this just shows how far they've slid.



    51. 51

      congrats!!!!!!



    52. 52

      Re: Kate27 – That sums it up! He's a piece of shit!



    53. 53


    54. 54

      Nobody loves you more than you do, Perezito! Nice……



    55. 55

      Re: poop coming out is fun – Hey, Poop! How poopmazing to see you! Congrats on the new poopivision!!!



    56. 56

      Re: Mamasita – Sucker!!!!



    57. 57

      Re: Mistress – Hello, Mistress!!

    58. DALE says – reply to this


      58

      PUNK POSER!



    59. 59

      Re: Mistress – Very well said Mistress!!!



    60. 60

      Re: Kate27 – Amiejj IS THE BIGGEST SUCKER! #14 & 44 GOOD LAUGHS! HAHAHAHAHA



    61. 61

      Re: Amiejj – SOUNDS LIKE YOURE DOING THE SAME THING, BUTT POLYP!



    62. 62

      Re: harrybalsac – Heya Harry - it is warm buddy. Sarong and bikini weather down here - you'd love it big fella!!!!



    63. 63

      Re: BBBoricua – Hey BeBa - love your comments to Poop - very clever. Gave me a good laugh!!!
      Where's your gorgeous boyfriend???
      (o:



    64. 64

      Awesome! Good for you. And do not listen to anyone who is hating on you. You know exactly how to keep people coming back for more, and you can whore yourself out like no other :) This year though, just enable the spell check more, and maybe be a little nicer to curvy women ;)



    65. 65

      Re: BBBoricua – THANKS! IT'S A 42 INCH PLASMA LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN ON EARTH!! I'D SAY MY FIANCE'S TAX DOLLARS WERE WELL SPENT. NOW FOR SOME POOPY PORN!



    66. 66

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – WUTWUTWUT WUTUUUP MONK!!



    67. 67

      Re: Kate27 – Thanks Kate. I've seen you around lots. Your comments are usually right on the money and I've learned a few new things from you as well. Nice to say hello. (o:



    68. 68

      Re: Amiejj – Just killin' time till Obama unfucks the nation and gettin' paid to do it for the most part! Now take off your shirt and harry will take a shit on your chest for free! Still wanta play dipshit?



    69. 69

      A prove that Forbes never checked on Piggy's site:
      (here are the lies they tell in the article)
      - "I want to be the gay, Latino Oprah," Hilton declares by phone from his Los Angeles home. (really? how are you gonna get there if you keep losing your readers)
      - "Hilton has certainly worked hard for his fame. " (lol, it must be challenge for him to copy paste articles from smoking gun and tmz… wow must be sooo tired!)
      - "The blogger claims to be on the job from 4 a.m. until 10 p.m. working….he uploads new posts approximately every 12.5 minutes." (Really??? specially on saturday morning right????)
      - he isn't fixated on having a talk show (though he admits he'd love to do one, if offered)… (so if offered you will torture us??)



    70. 70

      Re: poop coming out is fun – Heya again Poopette - I keep missing you on different threads. LOL
      So whens the wedding? Maybe you can double with Star and BBB and we can all be flowergirls in poop coloured dresses with dried poop arrangement headpieces. Fuck this poop this is addictive once you get going. LMAO (o:



    71. 71

      Re: Milky! – Milky where have you been?



    72. 72

      Re: Kate27 – He REALLY said he wants to be like Oprah???
      Fuck me with a fishfork - up himself much????



    73. 73

      - "He would also like to do another book, noting that the longer form shows people he "can write in full paragraphs." (So you will be hiring a pro to write the book for you?)
      - "Hilton says he has contemplated other music industry gigs, such as producing. "I've never tried it, but I have opinions," he adds." (yeah just what we need your "good eye" in music…)
      - "The risk for someone like Hilton is that he overextends himself or waters down his brand and loses that feeling of immediacy." (are you listening Piggy)



    74. 74

      Re: poop coming out is fun – Nothing like a hot lunch.



    75. 75

      Re: Mistress – Yeah he did… the article is too long so i just copy pasted some "interesting" things… thanks for the warm greetings it's nice to see someone with her hear over her shoulders around here :)



    76. 76

      Re: Kate27 – I know I wouldn't subject myself to that shit if he were ever to score a show!

    77. 29 says – reply to this


      77

      oh please, that just means you're the fattest piece of shit on the web. do you not realize that 95% of your "readers" only come to this site to spew forth their justified profanities at you?



    78. 78

      - "Hilton has already leveraged his passion for music into a concert series. The events, which feature personal favorites like singer Katy Perry, have been held in New York, Liverpool, U.K., Toronto and Austin, Texas, and are marketed under the Perez Hilton brand." (That's why he is sooo desperately seeking for our support to Katy…. finally an explanation and another reason for me to ignore this one hit singer)



    79. 79

      Re: Mistress – #73 ISNT IT??? I THINK SO TOO. THERE'S SO MANY PHRASES THAT YOU CAN ADD A LITTLE "POOP" TO. THE WEDDING IS IN MAY..EEE! I CANT WAIT! OOOOH THE DRIED POOP ARRANGEMENTS ARE A FABULOUS IDEA!! IM WRITING THAT ONE DOWN!



    80. 80

      - "I could be more grammatically correct and smarter if I spent more time on each post, but I don't want to," he explains. "Ultimately, what readers care about is breaking information and having something new every time they come to the site." ( As in you don't really care about your readers right??? You are trying to cover your lack of education with that diva attitude… obviously FORBES never read the comments your readers leave for ya)



    81. 81

      good for you lovey!!!
      que te lo disfrutes!



    82. 82

      Re: Mistress – He had to go back to work, but he'll be here soon, I hope! ;)
      How's Daisy?



    83. 83

      Re: Mistress – OMG, Mistress. I told Poop the same thing in the Lindsay post. We are all getting Poopilicious!



    84. 84

      Perez I am not trying to be mean but I hardly ever read your posts because I come to your site to read funny comments! sorry
      *****air love and tug*****



    85. 85

      After reading the excerpts from the interview, I feel that I hate this piece of shit even more than ever before. Self absorbed fucking dick face.



    86. 86

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – WUT UP TRO!!



    87. 87

      congrats!!!!
      you do look very hot in that pic!!

    88. Alyy says – reply to this


      88

      Woooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Yayyy Perez!!
      You Derserve It!!



    89. 89

      i love all you people who hate on perez even though your probably on his site every day. FUCKING IDIOTS.
      congrats perez, you kick ass !!



    90. 90

      Re: poop coming out is fun – hello colorful Poop! I read about your new plasma how nice. now you can watch all the new poopy reality shows like I love Poop 2, Poop Academy, Real Rock of Poop!



    91. 91

      Re: jessielou – He needs to kick your ass… sucker!



    92. 92

      shitfukshitfuk
      isfuk
      get down boogie fukin woogie
      whooooooohooooooooooo
      luv the hate..we're in hELL ..THIS IS HELL..HEHEHEEHEHEEEE
      SHITFUKSHIT
      I think we're finally getting to know each other..
      whooopdeefukindoooooooooo



    93. 93

      congratulations, now can you get back to work please? I need my fix!



    94. 94

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Rock on girl. Until tomorrow.



    95. 95

      Re: BBBoricua – LOL BeBa - its a little scary how easy it is to get in the Poop Zone. Daisy is good thanks. Sleeping lots today.



    96. 96

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – I LOOOVE THE ROCK OF POOP!! SO ENTERTAINING. I ALSO LIKE THE POOP GIRLS CLUB, CSI POOP AND ITS ALWAYS POOPY IN PHILADELPHIA.



    97. 97

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – SHERIIIIIIIIIII!!! THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE DOOKIE!!! WHATUUUUUUUUUUUUP?? IM POOPIN UP A STORM TONIGHT, GIRLFRIEND!!! WOOP!!!



    98. 98

      Congrats

      sexxy perez

      You ROCK ! ! !



    99. 99

      Re: Kate27 – I had to go and read the article after your posts and I'm stunned that he thinks people will buy into his self-proclaimed bullshit. The problem is that he's not important enough for them to do any "investigative journalism". I'm surprised some of the celebs who've copped enough of his crap haven't begun machinations to bring him down.
      Karma is going to be his worst enemy.
      He has never acknowledged the "fans" or the people who actually put him where he is. Even if most of the "fans" are now haters - he's bought it all on himself by thinking he was too big for the little people.
      Fatal mistake in any business. Trust me on that.



    100. 100

      Yay CONGRATS Perezito!!! :-)

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