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Ashton Kutcher's Life Is Soooooo Hard

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Oh, poor poor Ashton Kutcher! His neighbors have Punk'd him with loud ongoing construction at the ungodly hour of…7:00am.

We know, we know, most of you are probably up and making breakfast or showering by 7:00am, but consider when you last saw Ashton working.

Yeah, exactly!

We know that fathering a Potato Head step-daughter might give you nightmares, thus disturbing your precious beauty sleep, but we're pretty sure the law is on your neighbor's side here, ASSton. The law in L.A. allows construction to commence at 7:00am.

Just go to bed earlier! We know your cougar wifey is probably passed out by 10:00pm!

Check out Kutcher ranting and raving at his neighbor in a video he recorded for "legal" reasons (above).

173 comments to “Ashton Kutcher's Life Is Soooooo Hard”

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  1. 1

    What a little bitch. If he were my neighbor . . . . . . BRING IT FUCKFACE.



  2. 2

    ashton… who?
    the punk`d guy?



  3. 3

    NO THANKS! I'M SURE HE'S BEING A DOUCHEBAG AS USUAL



  4. 4

    7 I GET UP A 6 AM! WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!



  5. 5

    I bet youre trying to piss him off so he will punk you so you will get more publicity you fat bastard



  6. 6

    SQUEEZE SOME TEARS PUNK! LITTLE BITCH BOY!



  7. 7

    he is such a nobody..
    he is nothing without that show.



  8. 8

    Re: XTinkerbellX – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  9. 9

    another douche-bag that im sick of. …and always with that smirk. i just want to smack it off his face.



  10. 10

    Re: M*I*A*R – HAHAHAHAHAHA!



  11. 11

    AHAAAA!! POOR BABY!! btw, it's demi's house you fucking mooch!!!



  12. 12

    Re: LettyB – 4:00 am ,work by 6:00 but off at 2:00!



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  14. 14

    7 am is a normal time to start working fucking sheltered piece of shit!



  15. 15

    moron!



  16. 16

    Get a life Ashton! Be glad you don't live in a country where there are no laws regarding noise!!



  17. 17

    Well that was pretty ridiculous. What a diva.



  18. 18

    Hi FuckFace didn't you make a pledge in a fucked up video about being a better person for Obama?You should get your sorry ass up at 7:30 every fucking day and go over and work on his house FOR FREE!Hell you owe it to society for all the lame ass "Acting" you've done .Ingrate hypocrite!



  19. 19

    I never thought of Aston as a PUNK until now. The average workday for most people beings at 7 or 8. If you don't like the noise (SOUND PROOF YOUR WALLS) Personally I when I think of this guy I see the Fruitcake he played on the 70's show and my guess he is pretty close to that in real life. Putting the guys ability to sieze opportunity and make a buck down makes me laugh though, He makes more sleeping than most people do working and as far as I can see he earns it. So quit cry babying Ashton and thank God for all you have>>



  20. 20

    FU(K LOUD NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  21. 21

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – GRRR! PUUURRR…..i am a tranny in heat…….



  22. 22

    Re: RedWingsFan – LOL, Very well said and right on target.



  23. 23

    Dush



  24. 24

    Ashton did not father Rumer, Bruce Willis did.



  25. 25

    PUTO Kutcher SUCK it homeboy!!! People are loosing their houses and you're complaining about noise???!!! I hope you take it to your neighbor and he lets those construction guys kick the MILF shit out of your stupid lame ass! Maybe Bruce Willis can come over and let you give him head after he porks his ex in your pool, MORON!!!!!!!



  26. 26

    I AM OUT PPLS!



  27. 27

    He's an Ass. Deal with it! There are worse things in the World - Ass.



  28. 28

    7 AM is to early to start construction anywhere it would not be tolerated here where I live
    I live in New Orleans and there is plenty of new houses going up; around heree and they would not think of starting that early…
    it's bullshit and I don't blame him for being upset.
    How would you enjoy having that racket every morning?
    I bet you would complain also.



  29. 29

    Re: willoworegon – Great Comment, the only thing you forgot to mention was Be glad you don't live in a country where you have to have TALENT to make big money.



  30. 30

    WTF? He doesn't have enough money to buy a decent camera and/or fix that annoying lisp?



  31. 31

    um this happens everywhere…. after 7am you can do what ever you want up until 11pm



  32. 32

    fuck this reeversed pedophile



  33. 33

    I don't like waking up that early…. I would be pissed, but he's just being a big dickhead about it!



  34. 34

    Re: RedWingsFan – HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!



  35. 35

    It must really suck to walk down the stairs, half asleep, into a real life Mr. Potato Head



  36. 36

    Re: LettyB – Thanks for keeping it real!



  37. 37

    Re: harrybalsac – NOT BAD!



  38. 38

    Omfg. Ashton is srsly hilarious.

    How fckn stuck up are famous people?

    Like really? No one cares about your fucking deck or your neighbor's steel roof.

    Betch.



  39. 39

    oh please…asston…. stop whining like a little girl.
    GET OVER IT!!!

  40. Toby says – reply to this


    40

    Another example of those "poor little rich" actors. Never liked Asston and like him even less now. I'm at work at 7:00 a.m. and I don't make a gazillion dollars a year doing it! Grow up you little brat!!



  41. 41

    OK LATER ON PPLS!



  42. 42

    Hey, people do construction on their homes… it's annoying, but it happens. Go on vacation or something. Damn!



  43. 43

    Suck it, you spoiled brat.



  44. 44

    fabulous, another stupid bitch that won't shut up. wish his junk would rot, turn black and fall off.



  45. 45

    Re: LettyB – Later ya freak!



  46. 46

    why are you so angry?? you get your panties up in a bunch everytime this family is mentioned in anything. dude, get a life.



  47. 47

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    OMG, what a rich spoiled fucking BRAT
    normal people are already UP in the morning at WORK- i guess he hasnt been able to find work lately?
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    hahhaa if i were his neighbor i would start even earlier
    punk bitch ashton
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  48. 48

    Heheh Asston doesn't have a job so this fucktard neighbour of his is disturbing his beauty sleep, oohh poor guy!



  49. 49

    Plus, the local laws allow construction to begin at 7am.



  50. 50

    Re: Mrs. Artie Lange – Who is that on your avator?



  51. 51

    If he doesn't like it, he should either move or pay the neighbor's GC for the time he would loose by starting every day later than 7:00am.



  52. 52

    Newsflash, Kutcher~ construction work starts early! They start at 7am. Bright and fucking early! They don't work "Bankers" hours you spoiled brat!



  53. 53

    Re: The Tranny Bitch – You are a rabid tranny in heat!



  54. 54

    Whiney little shit ass! Get a day job or a hobby. Does he have any idea how lame he sounds. Thumb sucker.



  55. 55

    Re: guitar man – it's spelled FUCK



  56. 56

    Boohoo ! Rent a room, move, stop whining.



  57. 57

    Re: XTinkerbellX – Damn girl, I bet you nailed it. That is what is up. Fatty needs exposure.



  58. 58

    He really shouldn't try to sound tough, it's not working for him



  59. 59

    Re: RedWingsFan – You are so on target.



  60. 60

    hahaah I LOVE ASHTON



  61. 61

    It was 7:30 a.m. Probably interrupted a wild interlude with the missus.



  62. 62

    I never liked that guy. He was so damn annoying on Punked. He's a whiny bitch just like Justin timberfake.



  63. 63

    Hey douche-bag, Get a real job and you'll be awake at 7am like everybody else in the world. just what the hell does he need sleep for anyway, he never does anything and has no career.

  64. Jason says – reply to this


    64

    Re: supersally – Thats why Perez said step-daughter. HELLO can you read????



  65. 65

    Another reason to hate this jerk… get a real job and stop riding yer wife's coat tails all the time!!!

    I thought he was a spokesperson for Nikon… why the hell is the quality so poor?



  66. 66

    ugh, shut up!!!!! do you know at what time soldiers in Iraq have to get up to protect YOUR ass ?????
    Stop being a lil bitch and start doing something with your life besides fucking that robot of a wife!



  67. 67

    With all the money he makes off his 'cougar wifey', you would think he could afford a better camera, instead of what looks like a $20 Barbie digital camera, based on the quality.



  68. 68

    What a whining douche. They've been building houses behind ours for over a year now, and they usually start around 6:30 or 7:00 in the morning. It's called surburbia. Deal with it.



  69. 69

    KUTCHER IS A TALENTLESS BUM, LIVING OFF OF HIS SUGAR MAMA!



  70. 70

    Hahahaha!
    Rise and shine sweetheart :P



  71. 71

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    HE'S DEFF A SELF-ABSORBED WANKER, NO DOUBT.
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    BUT I KNOW HOW IT IS TO HAVE CONSTRUCTION "NEXT DOOR" FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
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    IT'S MAJORLY TRIFLING, AND, EVENTUALLY, *EVERYONE* IN THAT SITCH JUST SNAPS. SORTA LIKE HE JUST DID.
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    RIDE IT OUT, ASHTON.
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    IT AIN'T LIKE YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF HARDSHIP!
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  72. 72

    Bitch…come move to my neighborhood in Brooklyn. That'll give you something to cry about.



  73. 73

    another has been who thinks he rules the block!

  74. Pike says – reply to this


    74

    I hope his neibghbor give a copy of his comments to their lawyer and they take his lispy weeny to court for insulting them via the internet. He sould be sucking his mommies teets that early in the morning then going back to beddy bye.



  75. 75

    geezeee… you people are so harsh! I am not his biggest fan, but hell if I was trying to sleep I would be pissed too!

  76. Pike says – reply to this


    76

    Re: XTinkerbellX – Don't call him "fat bastard" that is an insult to Mike Meyers Fat Bastard.



  77. 77

    Wah!



  78. 78

    I adore him.. he is sooo much fun to hang around… I was lucky enough to work with him and he was simply adorable and made all of us crack up at his jokes… he is a wonderful guy and if he wants to sleep let him sleep for godsake!!! who is up at 7 am anyways??? not me for sure!

  79. cdv says – reply to this


    79

    He needs his beauty rest so he can keep his Obama promise to Opraph and save the world from human trafficking. We dont want that- Superman may not need sleep but SuperDogooder does. gimme a break



  80. 80

    such an idio!t!



  81. 81

    dosent he know it is illegal to videotape private citizens without thier permission if i were his neighbor i would sue him !



  82. 82

    he seems intoxicated btw



  83. 83

    Re: The Tranny Bitch – CALIENTE!

  84. Eddie says – reply to this


    84

    is he talking with a lisp?



  85. 85

    he sounds like Tom Cruise



  86. 86

    Re: Pike
    Omg, i totally forgot! Ill never call him that again!



  87. 87

    Dude, where's my violin?



  88. 88

    Ashton is a fucking loser, wake up like the rest of the world at 6AM you fucking tool. HAHAHA potato head



  89. 89

    Re: dena al

    I noticed that too! And his nose was all stuffy…like he was having a "good time" all night and was barely falling asleep.



  90. 90

    Considering all that is happening in the world in terms of economic instability and the hardship that this has caused so many families, Ashton Kutcher's behaviour is reprehensible. While most hard working people are trying to make ends meet in any way that they can, this spoiled brat is complaining that he being "disturbed" by the noise of his neighbor doing renovations? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? When most people in the world don't even have a roof over their heads, children are starving by the millions; we're supposed to feel what for you Ashton? Pity? Well you're right, I do feel pity for you. Pity that you can be such a self-absorbed talent free brain dead douche bag. It's soooooooooo hard being you Ashton, I really feel for you. Why don't you do us all a favor and just jump off that deck of yours. FUCKTARD!



  91. 91

    what a baby… get some earplugs. Idiot doesn't know that construction workers like to work in the daylight hours!



  92. 92

    what the hell.
    he sounds like a homo with a lisp.



  93. 93

    what a fucking moron, we've all been woken up that early… only day they can't work is sunday- and in some cases they can petition to work then as well.

    get the fuck out of la if you can't take it.



  94. 94

    SO FATASS - HOW MUCH TROUBLE DID YA GET IN FOR POSTING THE VIDEO SINCE IT'S NOW G.O.N.E.???????????????????????



  95. 95

    what a dumbass. does he realize that this is what people put up with? this shit happens all the time, it's fucking life. 7 is a sensible time for construction. it sucks, but it's life. god i dislike him.

  96. HMG28 says – reply to this


    96

    I can't pay my bills or my mortgage because my job cut my bonus and hours and this asshole is showing off his mansion and complaining about getting up at 7:30 am—He is lucky to have a place to live and be overpaid to do nothing and making fucking stupid cannon commercials. How dare him. He is a piece of shit.



  97. 97

    LIKE ANY OF YOU WOULDN'T BE ANNOYED WITH A 7AM WAKE UP CALL EVERY MORNING FOR 4 MONTHS. PUH-LEASE!

  98. Jen2u says – reply to this


    98

    BOO fucking HOO!



  99. 99

    …..BESIDES, CALIFORNIA LAW SAYS, YOU CANT START MAKING DISRUPTIVE NOISE UNTIL 8AM. SO THERE'S THE 'LEGAL PURPOSES'. DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE OF ALL PEOPLE HAS NO REAL REASON TO WHINE….BUT HE'S STILL A PERSON….IT IS ANNOYING.



  100. 100

    Did he take his dental plate out or something? He's lisping and slurring like a 13-yr-old kid. And BTW - don't feel sorry for you, Asswipe, I live in AZ and the law about construction work here is they can start at the first light of DAWN — which in the middle of the summer can be as early as 4:45 or 5am. Try handling THAT next door sometime. If you don't like the noise, the two of you can book a suite at the FOUR SEASONS and write it off as a business expensive, you WANKER!

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