Oh, poor poor Ashton Kutcher! His neighbors have Punk'd him with loud ongoing construction at the ungodly hour of…7:00am.
We know, we know, most of you are probably up and making breakfast or showering by 7:00am, but consider when you last saw Ashton working.
We know that fathering a Potato Head step-daughter might give you nightmares, thus disturbing your precious beauty sleep, but we're pretty sure the law is on your neighbor's side here, ASSton. The law in L.A. allows construction to commence at 7:00am.
Just go to bed earlier! We know your cougar wifey is probably passed out by 10:00pm!
Check out Kutcher ranting and raving at his neighbor in a video he recorded for "legal" reasons (above).