Ashton Kutcher's Life Is Soooooo Hard
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Oh, poor poor Ashton Kutcher! His neighbors have Punk'd him with loud ongoing construction at the ungodly hour of…7:00am.
We know, we know, most of you are probably up and making breakfast or showering by 7:00am, but consider when you last saw Ashton working.
Yeah, exactly!
We know that fathering a Potato Head step-daughter might give you nightmares, thus disturbing your precious beauty sleep, but we're pretty sure the law is on your neighbor's side here, ASSton. The law in L.A. allows construction to commence at 7:00am.
Just go to bed earlier! We know your cougar wifey is probably passed out by 10:00pm!
Check out Kutcher ranting and raving at his neighbor in a video he recorded for "legal" reasons (above).
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Completely Gratuitous
Someone needs to read the laws on construction for Los Angeles, most cities have a 7 AM start time with a 10 PM finish time 6 days a week (M-Sat) though I believe LA is 7 PM. Ashton needs to hire a new lawyer if this counsel told him to post on Youtube. . .ever heard of defamation and slander? Celebrities are daft!
Re: supersally – LEARN TO READ, Sally !
4 months of it tho come on……………id be bitching too. You just needed a little vent…not a big deal in my opinion. I think anyone would have a slight bitch fit of SOME kind after 4 months of that at 7 am. Be honest dont front!
Ashton is acting like a little bitch….
yea it can be annoying waking up to that but deal with it
its not like he needs sleep because he is working so hard….i dont even know the last movie he made….
wow he really is still a kid, gross on DEMI!!!
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WHAT AN ASSHOLE! GIVES ANDY RODDICK A RUN FOR HIS MONEY!!!
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Poor Ashton, he had to get up early. He should be thankful he has a home when so many are losing thiers!! Hey Ashton, most of us have a job and start work every morning to pay our bills, we are not some overpaid TV actor. Wasn't this jerk on Oprah the other day speaking about how we should pledge to be better people. Practice what you preach buddy!
"This is my house! This is my D*ck!"
Hey Pee Pee, how can you call Ashton's step daughter 'potato Head'- have you looked in a mirror lately? Feel free to actually write something decent soon xoxo
Holy Potato Head - what a whiney b*tch! Keep in mind, this LOSER's house (i.e., ASHTON's) took TEN years to complete!! So, he/ Ashton can inconvenience his neighbors, but can never be inconvenienced himself? Definition of spoiled, self-asbsorbed, narcisistic DOUCHE. Noise ordinances and permits are in place to keep a reasonable peace, while still permitting progress and necessities … why they should not apply to Ashton's world is a mystery only to this moron, who, btw, used to park a SEMI-truck in his driveway, much to the chagrin of the whole effing neighborhood, simply because he liked driving a big ride!! Nice polluting of OUR environment, D*ckhead - now go back to bed, you talentless waste of space.
NOOO ASHTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
oh hush. i live right next so a machine shop. engines running all day AND night. psh celebrities think they deserve some sort of special privileges but your a human just like the rest of us. my advice, move to montana…
was he drunk?
Oh poor Ashton….try waking up to screaming, stomping children, who aren't yours…that kind of frustration doesn't go away, it sticks with you allll day. Good thing you they didn't have kids together, it doesn't seem he'd be able to handle it.
No matter who you are-noone and I mean noone likes to be woken up at 7 or around that time of morning with a neighbor working on building their home. It's thoughtless and inconsiderate!! Period!! BTW-he still doesn't sound like he's growed up by how slurred and childish is words soundl. I still can't believe Demi deals with that everyday!!
I think he's gonna lose it.
I'm going to lose it. Who is this guy?
I'm sure the starving children in war torn Darfur are concerned about your lack of beauty rest, you fucking douche bag.
I'd be pissed. Even when you're rich neighbors can still piss you off lol.
So enraged, but has enough time to put on a jaunty hat before his rant.
Man up!
Awe princess…
listen up douche - most of us are AT WORK by 7:30 am - EVERY DAY, not just 3 mos. per year, EVERY DAY. what an effing crybaby - this is why people totally resent out of touch celebutards! they get money for nothin' and bitch for free . . .
Ashton you are a sissy boy you got everything easy right? we have to get up early to go to work unlike you, you sissy boy so stop the whining and I hope his neighbors make more lound noises.
I support Ashton totally on this one. That is too early for construction in a neighborhood. It doesn't matter that he's a wealthy celebrity…construction at that hour is rude. I hope he does file a grievance, and I hope he wins. I know that I've had rude neighbors like this before. It's absolutely infuriating.
The LAST this I am before 7AM is up and showered and ready to go Perez……. Good God! I work and make a good living so I DON'T have to do shit like that.
I have absolutely no respect for that Bitch! I will Never watch anything he is a part of again.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, when I moved in to my house they were building on the houses next to mine at 5:30 am. I have three kids that sleep at that time. God maybe if I made a video for LEGAL purposes it would have stopped. ha haha. He is a loser, I used to like him and Demi before this lame video. You are so uncool Ashton, you really think you are that much better than the rest of the world?
Fawk that! I dont' blame him for being pissed! Especially since I have a young daughter who sleeps till 8am. If my neighbor was doing construction that early I would not be pleased. I need my damn sleep too!
that was really funny. especially with the lisp, even if it was the cause of the cheap camera he has.
hey asston, many people woke up this morning to layoffs, lost healthcare coverage for their kids, shitty jobs and snow. shut the fuck up. i'm going to call your neighbor and ask them to start at 6:30am.
I AGREE WITH YOU ASHTON!!!! FUCKING BURN THEIR SHIT DOWN ONE NIGHT!!!!!!
lol Well, he has a right to be pissed. 4 months of that shit would drive anyone crazy.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHH. WHAT A CRYBABY! I'M SURE YOU'RE CONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLE 24/7. WHO WAS BEING DISTURBED WHEN YOUR HOUSE WAS BUILT? BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT BUILDING ANYTHING IN THE FUTURE EITHER.
JESUS CHRIST…YOU…ARE THE NEIGHBOUR FROM HELL.
Earplugs? Anway, stop picking on kids, Perez. They're not fair game.
his a fucking tossa, go get a job fuck face!
what a fucking diva, get over yourself.
Yup, he'll loose it, if he attempts to take it further. Construction everywhere starts at 7am doesn't it? Hey, think of the construction folk and most people lucky to have a job: feet on the floor at 5am. Ignorance is bliss but I by now he's naive.
i completely sympathize, i live in sf, so on the other side of my bedroom wall is the neighbor's wall, since the houses are built so damn close to each other. for a year, they have been doing construction on that house, and for a while i was waking up at 8 am to a jackhammer to the concrete wall on the other side of my wall. so think, where my head is laying closest too, like where my head board is on my wall, on the opposite side of that wall, those fuckers were jackhammering the fucking wall. often, i would wake up thinking that an earthquake was happening. it was so bad that the pictures/paintings hung up on the wall, and books on my shelves would come crashing down, sometimes landing on my fucking head. i went and complained to the construction ppl and they said i had to just deal with it.
so i called the cops eventually. when they came out, they discovered that the construction workers were violating their permit. they were not allowed to start until 9 and had to stop by 5, which they never obeyed. furthermore, they did not have proper sound absorbers, or whatever they are, to make the sound less intense for neighbors. the cop told them that if they didnt start following their permit, he could have them shut down. the cop gave me the "case" number so that if they were ever in violation again, i could call and report them. and i did once. they got a second warning, and now they follow the rules, and most times, i can hardly hear them anymore. so it's not always that the construction is following the laws and set permits!!!!!
nah,
noisy neighbor suck.
i always end up moving,
but always end up getting the shittiest noisy fuckers next door to me !!!!!!
7 am is early enough but i think the legal time,
i think the time for noise should be like 9 - 5 ……..
that would make more sense…..
i hate waking to noise and not to when my body clock wakes …..( not late 0
but it is infuriating to wake with a jolt to
dogs barking or noisy builders….
it really is inconsiderate ….
city laws should be changed to a later time ….
you cant stop dogs barking but neighbors who let their dogs bark endlessly
get my vote for being dickwads too .
Unlike the rest of us who live in reality, this spoiled rich brat can afford to take a month long vacation anywhere he chooses, away from his "inconsiderate" neighbors. Then he can return well rested when the neighbors are done with their construction. It really sucks how good the rich have it even though they clearly don't deserve it!
I understand where he's coming from, actually. I have neighbors who live downstairs from me who are drunks and they fight and slam doors CONSTANTLY and wake me up at all hours of the day and night. It literally drives me INSANE and makes me want to bash their motherfucking skulls in. Don't fuck with someone's sleep!
You are rich, buy or move into one of your other many homes and if this is you only home just buy another one with all that mtv punk'd money.
Is he drunk? Anyway, what a big baby. Can't he just buy a smaller home to live in while the neighbor finishes their house? It's a buyers market! How he thought people would feel sorry for his wealthy ass is beyond me.
He has a major major lishp…. he'sh gonna loshe it on hish guy…
What a moron!!!! I have a random idea Ashton, get up at 4:30 am like I do and go to work, then maybe your neighbor wont disturb you!
oh boo hoo
What a surprise - he's proven he's an asshole. Has this motherfucker ever actually worked?
i don't blame him.
i once cussed the city workers for waking my at 10am
they were beating the road or something…
Kutcher's baby whining gives me one more reason to be angry today… punk.
Does Ashton expect construction people to work his hours of 10:00AM to 5:00PM?
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Get a real job!
Your site sucks today…
Why are So many of you Hassling Ashton??
7:00 A.M. is Very Early!! The neighbour could Not wait until 8:00 A.M. at least?? Why is that So Unreasonable??
Good Luck Ashton!!
Oh good God Ashton! Must be SO hard to be woken up at 7 a.m. by construction in your million dollar mansion! The rest of us have to get up at 5 or 6 a.m. and work or go to school at 7 a.m. so we can make ends meet! FUCK YOU DUDE! You're not getting any fucking sympathy out of me!
I would like to nominate my neighbors for the 'worst jackass fucking neighbors ever' award
common guys! four months???? i would be pissed too!
FUCK OFF ASHTON WAKE UP EARLIER!!!!!
YOU AREN'T WORKING NOW ANYWAY
GET OVER IT
how dare you show off your mansion and complain when there are hard working people trying to make an honest living!!!!! in a time of economic hardship, you have the nerve to complain about lack of sleep?!?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT IN AN HONEST DAY'S WORK????
SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
Wakeup call Ashy (literally), most people are WORKING by 7:30 a.m. Why does he still act like he's 17? She left Bruce Willis for this retard?
I hope the neighbor goes and whips his faggy 17 year old ass.
I dont know why you hate her so much Pee-rez, she can be pretty if she wants to, it just looks like she isnt so obsessed about herself like a lot of celebs, and that should be okay!!
nice call mr.hilton!! He is all for change and his "causes" on oprah, but he is truly insensitive and immature regarding people. I hope he rethinks his actions next time and eventually stays out of politics..
Face it, Kutch…you'd be nothing without your seriously old wife….and she ain't all that, either!
ok, you guys… ashton *is* a douchebag- but construction at 7am sucks. even if you do wake up at 6am or 7am or whatever, who wants to hear that loud crap so early in the morning? now, look, if the law is 7am (that suuucks, but buildings need to get built sometime, right?), then that's when they're allowed to start and fine… but seriously- construction at 7am wouldn't bother any of you?
and stop trying to act like getting up later than 7am means you're lazy. people start and stop work at all times of the day.
Seriously!! Does he not know thats what time they built his house. Im sure his neighbors loved him then
i typically find perez hilton so lame she is amusing but this time the fat hideous miami queen has really sunk lower than low. is it really that hard getting laid you nasty drama deprived ass hore? you are crushing on ashton soooo bad and you can't stand that demi and her daughters get to see him half naked daily. you might just be the most pathetic loser on the planet - so what if he is rich and soent work? Are you up shlepping bricks at 700am? stop pretending to speak for the common man when youre barely a man and devoid of human emotion, with the exception of envy…which is what oozes from your hideous pores when you write about people like ashton. do you think your pet pony paris has ever seen 6am? you are the nastiest, piece of gay trash that ever infected the net - and the lame brainless idiots that hang on your every word just prove over and over that they have literally nothing intelligent to say…anyway so hope all is well and everyone is enjoying such a mild winter…take care
Oh poor thing. I feel so sorry for him in his huge house and that he gets to sleep in till 7am when most people in the real world are up at 5 or 6am, sometimes earlier. What a jerk! Does he even have a career anymore anyways???
Yes Fathering patatoe heads is a tuff life……
Can you imagine ASSton being your imature step father….Talk about a weird family scene. Ashton is like 5-6 years older then his step daughters. I would love to see the true family dinamics
LA Perez? don't they live if fucking Idaho in a small town that Bruce and Demi purchased about 10-15 years ago???
he's so hottttt
Re: foxycontin – apparently he is famous enough to warrant repeated attention from perez hilton and you irritating mindless ho's. but that's my opinion…sad when people can't get past the envy of others…big houses…better jobs…get to sleep in…has an education…finished high school…you know the things that others have that you dont?
Re: canadianbitch –
Oh yeah, being a college student with a 4.0. Yeah, I REALLY don't have an education. Please. I'm just tired of celebs whining and bitching over small shit. He has enough money (or at least his wife does) where if he wanted to move for a while and get away from it he could.
YEP I WOULD ALSO BE PISSED!!!! I MEAN I CAN STAND CONSTRUCTION AROUND MY HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS… BUT SHIT, 4 MONTHS - 5 DAYS A WEEK FROM 7AM - HELL HE PUT UP WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME… I WOULD'VE A LOST MY SHIT LONG LONG TIME AGOOO… kind of weird though, next time they run into each other to take out the trash or something like that… The neighbor should shout… WHAT YOU CALLED ME BITCH!!!!
whatta dumbass