Ever Wonder What A Sea Kitten Is?
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
So some folks over at PETA decided to drop some acid and devise a campaign to make people more sympathetic to the plight of fish.
The result?
The "retirement" of the name "fish" and the birth of "sea kitten."
Seriously!
At the peak of their trips, they wrote the following:
"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.
"Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten."
And that's straight from the horse's sea kitten's mouth!
Next!
I'M NOT READING THIS…BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man Mario…not more of this shit !All day yesterday it was old news mixed with a little celbatrd gossip.
IT STILL TASTE THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME!
SPEAKING OF FISH.DO YOU HAVE ANY PIC OF SALMON.I MEAN saMAN……
What a bunch of delusional fucking wackos. I sooo love fish - on my fucking plate. Good Lord almighty, where is my fur coat?
THAT IS SOME OF THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD! AND THAT CATFISH IN THE PIC LOOKS FUCKING YUMMY!
no
WTF?
FUCK PETA AND FUCK YOU SHITHEAD FOR POSTING THIS CRAP!
I love how the PETA people try to act like they are all peaceful and for the greater good of humanity. But in the exact same sweep they have to talk shit on Britney Spears. What the fuck has she ever done to these fucking sea kittens? Well just for that I'm going to eat some Mahi Mahi and Tallapia today…. SUCK IT PETA.. YOU PUSH I PUSH BACK HARDER>>> HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY.
Sea bass, now that is some good eating.
Why is PETA so fucking retarded sometimes?
But I like fish!
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Got any more pix of Mushy's twat?
are land kittens as good as sea kittens? I'm afraid I'm missing out
Re: LettyB – Thought you'd 'left the building'? Welcome back.
Re: fuzzie – Curiously, land kittens eat sea kittens. That's gonna spoil the image!
Re: LettyB – In answer to your question about Jennifer's pic on the dog cloning story.Mario was trying to be funny.Anniston was in Marley and me.I know-stupid connection but that's been Mario Latley!
The point of their over the top campaigns is to get people talking. Works every time!!
Re: LettyB – Where's the new supervisor? Bound with duct tape in a closet?
Re: LettyB –
Letty, that freaking catfish cut my fucking fingers one time
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when I went fishing, so now I eat the fuckers every chance
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Re: harrybalsac – Dude if there was ever a post screaming for your comment that was it!!!!!!HA!
Who cares! Post more pics of B.F.J. (Big Fat Jessica)!!!
No one will call it that…lol
This news is so old it's starting to smell. I heard about this probably three or four months ago.
Re: Frogger – Stop reading then?
Re: harrybalsac – I WISH! I AM STARTING NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ! BUT I HAVE TO KEEP LOGGING OFF, FUCKERS DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT!
fucking retarded.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – I DID BUT I AM BACK FOR A BIT! I WAS HAVING PH WITHDRAWL! HAHAHAHAHA!
oh. my. god.
what'll they call a shrimp?
Re: AngelGangztaBitch – WHAT UP BABY!
Re: LettyB – Hell yeah girl!
Re: RedWingsFan – It's a kitty but it smells like a fish.
Sea Kittens? These people are Morons. I'm going down to the Chinese restaurant and get some Land Fish Chow Mein.
fuckin' PETA - no one wastes more time on more ridiculous issues than these people….I'm all for not wearing fur but SEA KITTENS? REALLY? Sigh…
from over 10 days ago!!
3 WEEKS OLD NEWS FATSO!
Re: TheRealBellaSwan – I DIDN'T DUMBASS FUCKNUT!
Ya Peta I think I am going to eat some sea kitten tonight. How about you kill some more animals you goddman hypocrites.
no I read this in the paper in the state of southdakota there is a town called spearfish and the peta people wanted to change the name to sea kittens for the same reasons I heard the city council just laughed at there dumbasses
Well those sea kittens are gooooooooooooooooooood eats!
Re: TheRealBellaSwan – She has RIGHTS bitch.
Re: LettyB –
want me to torture your boss for you?
I can catch him easily…guys are so fukin easy…
I'll lead him by his dick into the closet..then we'll fukin
kick him until his bleeds..then we'll leave him there to shit
himself..hehehe
shitfukshit
FREE LETTYBABY
from his
CLUTCHES..tootie fukin fruity isfuk..hehehee
Re: M*I*A*R – WE CAN SURMISE BELLA IS A WHACK JOB LIBERAL FUCKNUT!
Mmmm….."Kitten of the Sea".
I like the sound of that. I would eat that every day.
They really need to get a life.
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!. Delicious, tasty murder!
TASTES JUST AS NICE
what will fisherman be called then?
I say we all meet up on the front steps of PETA headquarters for a "sea kitten" fry….YUMMMMY…..My "house furry son", or as you infidels would like to cal him a dog, loves eating "sea kitten", too…..I bet my "house kitten" would eat a "sea kitten" in a minute. Why doesn't PETA hate on those mammals that eat other mammals, just us humans get the hate? Oh…yeah, they are hypocrites, I FORGOT….MY BAD!!
this was a story, like, at least 6 months ago…way to be on the ball.
this is such old news
Wtf?!?!?!?! This is so fucking retarded!!!!
This is old news.
Anyone who supports PETA needs to go into a mental institution or something. I am a vegetarian. These guys give us a bad name. They need to realize that breaking the law and harassing people is not the best way to get people on their side.
mmmmmmm. Fried sea kitten and fries sounds good right now.
Now it's time to come up with a new name for PETA activitists. Let's start with LOSER.
Whatever it takes, keep it coming PETA! It's all about awareness using whatever publicity stunt you have to. I love them because they're ruthless, cunning, controversial and over the top.
GOD BLESS PETA!
Everybody at PETA better be vegetarians! Then again, maybe they won't harm Broccolli Kittens…..
you're a little late with this story seeing as i've already ranted about how fucking dumb this makes peta look.
PETA=people eating tasty animals.
PETA needs to go away. Far, far away.
Fish are friends, not food. But PETA's a ridiculous organization.
PETA people as soooo desperate for attention, it's so clear at this point that you are getting BIG PAYCHECKS everytime you post something about them… This fur Nazi's need to learn first about respect and stop vandalizing and terrorizing others for their choices…
PETA KILLS ANIMALS
God, I hate PETA more every day.
Fish is Yummy, I hate cats and "Leave Britney alone"
Swing and a miss PETA
old news, perez. this was on the colbert report a week and a half ago!
Re: leighbird – Couldn't agree more!!!!
i want to go charles bronson on these peta idiots there taken it to far and this is coming from a person who doesn't eat red meat
PETA IS FUCKING LAME
Sea kittens are delicious!
Does PETA realize how utterly retarded they are? Seriously, they do themselves (and those they claim they're trying to protect) more harm than good.
And, um, memo to PETA: Millions of kittens are destroyed each year in animal shelters because no one wants 'em, no matter how cute they are. Better re-think that marketing strategy.
PETA is a corrupt organization, stop giving them press.
Sea kitten? Bunch of idiots.
Re: leighbird –
You're a fucking idiot.
Kill yourself, do the world a favor.
Anyone who gives money to an organization that spends donations they get to BUY LOBSTERS FROM GROCERY STORES AND DUMP THEM BACK IN THE OCEAN deserves to BE EATEN.
Going back to my tasty dinner of sauteed PETA members and chianti now….
Re: slgee – You're entitled to your opinion, too bad you’re not very eloquent or classy about it though. Muah!
its the same thing but maybe now people will show some respect to the bodies of water that we treat like crap-different perspective good get better results
These Peta people are completely insane. This has got to be a joke. If not, I'm seriously considering starting a movement that whenever Peta launches one of their "disconnected from reality" campaigns, everyone buys a fur item.
Hey Peta, how about focusing on one realistic change that can make a big difference and lead to other improvements? Like better conditions in slaughterhouses for both cattle and workers?? Like using ethanol farm lands for eolian power?
I may not like to eat fish, but sea kitten? Really? WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA FUCKING USE THE FUCKING WORDS SEA KITTEN?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT IS BULL. SHIT. NOT JUST BULLSHIT, DONKEY SHIT, HORSE SHIT, COW SHIT, GOAT SHIT, CHICKEN SHIT, AND MOST OF ALL, MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Jesus. PETA, shut the fuck up. You give vegetarians and vegans ACROSS THE WORLD a bad name.
Re: baileygail – a sea mouse
Sea Kitten…It's What's For Dinner!!!
This is why no one takes them seriously.
PETA IS A MISOGYNISTIC FRAUD ORGANIZATION AND NOTHING MORE!!! PETAKILLSANIMALS.COM
FUCK PETA!!! BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!!!
what a bunch of delusional assholes
eww. fuck peta
WTF?!?!?!? They should all be sent to an island where they can do as many shrooms as they want and hug all the trees they want and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next they'll want to ban fly swatters!