Guess That Ass Crack!

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Such a lovely present!

So….inviting.

Who has a nice big bow above their a-hole????

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tramp stamp!

It's YESsica "Soy Latina" Alba, at the park with her daughter, Honor Marie. Does Yes have another tattoo above her cooter???? If so, what is that???????

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    Posted: Jan 29, 2009 at 10:45 am / Email this  »

    165 comments to “Guess That Ass Crack!”

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    1. 101

      Re: harrybalsac
      What? Of course it has a TV. What do you think I am, a savage?
      Meet me on the Chickasaw Trail. Later.



    2. 102

      Jealous much Piggy??? I don't think that someone will ever find yours… too much fat hanging around!



    3. 103

      is that a mole or a zit right below her tat?



    4. 104

      the tat is nice but the location…not so much



    5. 105

      Re: M*I*A*R
      Ummmm it says "big bow" not big butt. Lunatic. Read it first.



    6. 106

      Its only looks like a tattoo. She actually has to tie her tail in a bow so it doesn't drag behind her…



    7. 107

      JUST SAY NO TO CRACK :D



    8. 108

      OH GOD THAT IS A SERIOUSLY BAD TRAMP STAMP !!



    9. 109

      That's stupid. It's not even a cute bow.



    10. 110

      Ew…I like her but that is tack-ay.



    11. 111

      Did her new born tattoo that bow on her ass? I'd have that removed ASAP. Looks dreadful (as Simon Cowell would say).



    12. 112

      tramp stamp



    13. 113

      haha man thats nasty



    14. 114

      The sad part is that I guessed correctly



    15. 115

      Her ass is a gift to Cash I guess. LOL The tattoo itself was not done well at all.



    16. 116

      I don't care what anyone says, she's a hottie and I like the tattoo. I think it was an interesting and sexual choice to place it. Much better than the played out lower back tattoos.



    17. 117

      que horrible, tan feo, alba!



    18. 118

      SHE SUCKS!!!!!! Fucking ugly ass whore.



    19. 119

      How stupid– :)

    20. Sweet says – reply to this


      120

      If you're not Angelina Jolie, you can't pull off a tattoo. This tattoo is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.



    21. 121

      cute!



    22. 122

      It's a bow Perez, open your eyes. and since when is the ass a "cooter?' Maybe to a homosexual but the "cooter" is in-fact the vagina.



    23. 123

      The DUMBEST tattoo i've ever seen…



    24. 124

      awwww i love the birth mark she has right smack her crack!!!!!!!!! soo adorable



    25. 125

      Big deal. Half the country has a tat there. And guess what, 100% of the country has a coin slot…..booorrrriiinnng.



    26. 126

      thats an ugly bow!



    27. 127

      She has absolutely zero class.



    28. 128

      actually i really like her tat ! its pretty



    29. 129

      SHES MUCHO CALIENTE!



    30. 130

      woah so unexpected



    31. 131

      LOL



    32. 132

      Interesting….I'm sure when she is a senior and a nurse has to change her nappies and apply prep H they are going to appreicate that cute bow.



    33. 133

      Somehow I like her more now :)



    34. 134

      For the love of hockey, its her ass and her tat..if thats what she likes then so what…



    35. 135

      oh my GAWD! the mole is innerstin also! que sucia! LOL
      what i tacky tat!



    36. 136

      Ugg, and she's at the park with her kid! Seriously…



    37. 137

      LOL thats hilarious she mustve been drunk when she got it!!!



    38. 138

      I guess that present has already been unwrapped.



    39. 139

      ew wow….ha she should've gotten the mexican flag! ahahaha



    40. 140

      I have no problem with her, but that's gross.



    41. 141

      That's the nastiest ass crack I've ever seen. It has a pimple under the bow



    42. 142

      there is a mole or a poop fleck too eeewwwww



    43. 143

      SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELLOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    44. 144

      That's so low rent. BLECH.



    45. 145

      i like her and the tat is cute no big deal



    46. 146

      I'm willing to overlook it… Literally…

    47. sahra says – reply to this


      147

      she has the most sexiest and gorgeous butt ever wow

    48. sahra says – reply to this


      148

      ///she has the most sexiest and gorgeous butt ever wow

    49. sahra says – reply to this


      149

      she's such gorgeous mom and one of the best mom

    50. sahra says – reply to this


      150

      sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy butt

    51. sahra says – reply to this


      151

      AND ALL THIS ARTICLES ARE DONE BY PEREZ'S MOM NOT PREZE HIMSELF THAT WHY YOU SEE SHE HATE MOST OF WOMAN THE ONLY ONE SHE DOEN'T HATE IS MAGELINA OR MANGIE OR SHANKELINA SHAME ON YOU PREZE'S MOM QUIT INSULTING WOMEM ARE NUT YOU MUST BE SO UGLY TO INSULT ALL WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT IN YOU SITE AND LET US BLAME TO QUEEN SON.



    52. 152

      she should get that removed



    53. 153

      Maybe someone dared her to do it, or maybe she did it as a joke.



    54. 154

      that's so tackyyy



    55. 155

      thats so tacky and cheap looking. yuck.



    56. 156

      CHEESEY!!



    57. 157

      Thats the lamest tattoo I,ve ever seen.



    58. 158

      Another lame ass celeb that just needs to go away.



    59. 159

      There is a zit or mole below the tattoo ewwwwwww and the tattoo is so tacky as well.



    60. 160

      Quite lame for a tramp stamp….lame for a regular tattoo as well! Is her ass supposed to be a fantastic gift? I'm doubting……



    61. 161

      where's a mosquito when you need one?

    62. sahra says – reply to this


      162

      sexy butt



    63. 163

      WTF? I am a fan of body art but this is just terrible.



    64. 164

      Re: jaimestellar – Nasty tattoo. But don't feel sorry for the artist, he had Alba for himself, with her pants at least half down all the time.



    65. 165

      TRUE ALBA STORY!!!
      Back in the '90's, a friend of mine was nanny for a Vancouver yuppy trash couple in Vancouver. They lived in a high end building downtown. One day, my friend gets into the elevator and there was Jessica Alba coming up from parking. Turns out she was subletting there while shooting in Van. They ran into each other a few times.

      Here's the good part: My friend has tattoos on her arms and during one of these elevator run ins, Alba comes right out to my friend and says "I would never get tattooed, it looks too trashy!!!"

      Never say never, Jessica!

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