Jonah Hill Looks Superbad!

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Now, we're not doctors or anything, but we think that Superbad star Jonah Hill might want to put that soda down and run a couple of laps.

The actor was spotted out with a pal looking unhealthily large at a Lakers game yesterday.

He's always been a bit chubby, but this just does not look good!

It just gets harder to lose the older you get! WE KNOW first-hand!

[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]

Posted: Jan 29, 2009 at 8:00 pm / Email this »

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113 comments to “Jonah Hill Looks Superbad!”

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M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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I thought he was all working out and shit? Lazy FUCK.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Such a funny guy!!! He does need to shed a few pounds for health reasons…..
PUAinNYC says – reply to this

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He's almost as big as Perez.
Listen To Mayday Parade! says – reply to this

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Seriously Perez,
Leave the guy alone,
Just because you felt bad about yourself and being fat doesnt mean you have to judge everyone else who is over weight.
This isnt news
YOUR A DICK now thats news.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R – Is Seth Rogen did, he could too!!
Rissa1221 says – reply to this

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I'm more worried about his jewfro, or lack thereof.
Jenstar says – reply to this

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I totally thought he was working out.
john holmes says – reply to this

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fat ass
amandaxxxrose says – reply to this

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sad
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R – Hey, McLovin here! Let's go to a Lily Allen show, I hear she bring a donkey on stage and then.. get this .. SHE SUCKS IT OFF! WHOAH!
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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LIVE A LITTLE!
LET PEOPLE BE WHO THEY WANT TO BE!
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EXCEPT FUCKING REPUBLICANS. FUCK 'EM!
Mrs.Bloom says – reply to this

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b/c you're one to judge perez.

i don't think you have any buisness calling anyone out about their weight until you're a perfect size -2 yourself, asshole.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: john holmes – You sniffin' round my bitches again?( gives holmes the side eye)
Smashsauce says – reply to this

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i looooove jonah hill. hes the shit! he does look kinda gnarley tho… annnnnd he looks better with a frow. haha
olive says – reply to this

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you know, you're getting pretty mean about people's weight, considering you looked like that not too long ago…
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: john holmes – Re: M*I*A*R – Hey , if we bring holmes with us to the Lily Allen show, I bet we can get backstage! Can you perform live holmes?
suzie24 says – reply to this

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P - I've always been a huge supporter of you but it's starting to bother me the way you put down over-weight people - might I remind you that you yourself were over-weight not even a year ago! Constructive criticism works better than pointing out someones double chin on your website. Now if you had never dealt with being over-weight I'd almost look the other way but dude, you were fat and it's hypocritical to talk about someone else's double chin or flabby triceps.
jayzee* says – reply to this

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he was so f'n funny in sarah marshall.
foxiemommie says – reply to this

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dang Perez yousa dick…. have you ever seen Jonah back in the day he has lost a good 80 lbs so be nice….
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Mad props, funniest shit of the week!
amy xx:) says – reply to this

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hello peter griffin
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – What happened to your lefty open mind? I thought you were the party of tolerance? Painting with pretty broad strokes there, Piece! Your impostor fooled me at first till I took a closer look, yea, it sucks, but your spewing a lot of hate kiddo, calm down.
MizzEvil says – reply to this

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Perez didnt your momma teach you that weight isnt everything? Its not about making others happy, its about making yourself happy.

If eatin crap makes him happy so be it. Stop being jealous & find something new to talk about cuz ur weight comments are getting boring & old.
localsavage says – reply to this

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Fat fuck….children please keep your hands away from his mouth
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – oh hell no! you're killing me!
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – We're a dying breed Harry, we refuse to evolve.
JennieUK says – reply to this

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Oh DearLord, when are you going to stop?????
When you was disgustingly obese, you didn't going on about people looking anorexic and how they should out on weight!
Now you just fat (your by no means skinny!) you can't stop saying people look fat! Yes, Jonah is fat, but that is him and I couldn't even imagine what he would look like skinny.
But the whole Jessica Simpson thing is sick! No wonder young girls are throwing up and starving themselves with dickheads like you making comments!
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R – NOW YOU'RE TALKING! I KNEW I'D GET THROUGH TO YA! WINK! WINK! WINK!
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – SINCERE LOVE TO YOU HARRY! I GET ON FIRE WHEN SOMEONE USES MY NAME FOR RACIST SHIT!
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Where in Cali?
TexasVampire says – reply to this

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Nah! I think he's hot! Hot bear sex!
(Yes I'm a female if you were wondering!)
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R – Yes we are but I don't wish that much ill will on anyone regards of their political stripes! If we all turn on each other, then the terrorists will win.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Sactown, want go throw some eggs at Arnold!
sammieleigh22 says – reply to this

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seriously perez you need to stop calling people fat..you have no room to talk…maybe he is comfortable with his weight and that is perfectly alright
Kate27 says – reply to this

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You and him should stop hanging out and chocking on ice cream buckets… the only difference between you and him is that HE IS FUNNY and ADORED and has MILLIONS while you are a poor pathetic loser!
ripley6 says – reply to this

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Where is the nasty comment about ice-cream??
how come jonah hill, who is actually a lard-arse, doesnt get your special hatred treatment like jessica simpson?
why is that perez????
surely you should be less bias no??
Low says – reply to this

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He's the bomb!
lovernotahater says – reply to this

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hell somebody has to play fat people in Hollywood right? Who will play Perez when they make the movie?
MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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you're such a dick!
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – YES!! oxox
Twilighter11 says – reply to this

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You know, it's really mean to put down people for their weight, because obivously, you're not really concerned about his health.
Kelkel.kinzer says – reply to this

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If you know first hand them leave fat people alone!
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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DAYUM! HOMEBOY GOT FIZZAT!!!!!! PFFFFFFT! HE FOOKIN' FARTED!!! SHEEEEEIIIIIT!!
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poop
WTF1964 says – reply to this

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L Oh Fucking L - Perez you should talk. Take your own advice Porky Da Pig! Penche Puta
jessicaforever82 says – reply to this

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so then dont talk perez!
Wake Up And Smell The Facism! says – reply to this

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Since you know first hand how hard it is to be a fat fuck and lose weight, then maybe, just maybe you shouldn't point out all these celebs weight issues. What a fucking hypocrite you are. I just quit smoking a month ago, but I'm sure as hell not going to point at smokers and think they are nasty low life's for smoking. God, I can't wait until you go away. You think you are a celebrity, but you're no different then Heidi and Spencer…a fame whore.
LemonFart says – reply to this

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OH FUCK OFF PEREZ! NO MATTER HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU LOSE YOULL STILL BE AN UGLY FUCKFACE! STFU AND LEAVE JONAH ALONE FFS!
fucking moron, go fuck a goat
Wake Up And Smell The Facism! says – reply to this

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Re: lovernotahater – - They will never make a movie about Perez. Are you serious?
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: LemonFart – WHAT'S WRONG WITH FUCKING GOATS, MAN???
demos987 says – reply to this

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he looks like a big fat jew, which he is.
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: Wake Up And Smell The Facism! – WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FARTS, BITCH!!!!!!!!! FOOKYOODOOD!
LemonFart says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun – how bout everything lol
kenzosh says – reply to this

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I think he needs to eat more….Oooh yea!!!!
Wake Up And Smell The Facism! says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun – - You're a fucking douche bag. Go make yourself useful and suck Perez's dick.
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: LemonFart – OH NO…I GUESS I BETTER SET MY GOATS FREE.
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: Wake Up And Smell The Facism! – I'LL LET PEREZ SHIT ON MY FACE INSTEAD! WWHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT, HONKYBREAD??? THEN I'LL STICK MY FINGER IN HIS BUM, THEN IN MY MOUF, THEN IN HIS NOSE, THEN IN MY EAR, THEN IN YOUR MOMS CRUSTY PEEHOLE. WOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
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FARTBLOSSOM!!
EmmyLouDeux says – reply to this

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just more of him to love, i wanna party with that guy
nrbarque says – reply to this

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it happens…
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE A FATASS TOO. GET OVER YOURSELF. DICK.
TheQueenOfComments says – reply to this

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OH, BTW HE'S A GOOD ACTOR. YOU JUST SIT AND POST OTHER WEBSITE'S STUFF ON THIS PLACE AND SAY IT'S YOURS.
ebabymomma says – reply to this

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You've got to be kidding me Perez……..you shouldn't throw stones–EVER. You NEVER have pop?? Get over yourself, please.
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun – whoooaahh and a weeeee
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun – Snap, Poop! LOL!!!!!
hybridtheory says – reply to this

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now now, even skinny people have double chins.
I'm pretty sure you still do.
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – YOU KNOW HOW I DO, GIRLFRIEND!! XO!
poop coming out is fun says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – WEEEE! POOPYYYY!!
leighleigh says – reply to this

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i am in love with jonah hill.
MalloryCO says – reply to this

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I love him…this makes me sad. I would still date him in a heartbeat.
hmmmph36 says – reply to this

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Nothing worse than a former fatty(welll you're still fact but at least your not obese) making comments on other fatties. Let it go Perez or at least lose more weight before you bag on others…you look foolish.
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac –
My fukin mom knows someone that fuked a horse twenty fukin years ago.
shitfukshit
and his dingdong was like a size 100 fukin inches.
I think she blew it too. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll bet that horse was
fukin screamin
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
RIDE EM COWBOY
))))))))))) dingdongdreams tonite )))))))))))))))))))))))kiss)))))
originalTink says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up! I love him! u need to judge less…really
kissme1lstime says – reply to this

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perez i love you, but dont hate you used to be that guy
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: poop coming out is fun –
Poop, did you play in the shit that I left for you this morning in your bed? It was real fukin shitfukshit stinky..kinda like Shittney
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee enfukinjoy it…poop party tomorrow..
it's fukin Friday..shitfukshitfuk isfuk…
. . . . . . . . . . says – reply to this

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he used to be like very big, like when he was in grandma's boy, and then he lost quite a bit of weight by the time he made superbad, so it's probably just coming back a little bit, i'm sure he'll slim down again in a few months!
mrsventrella says – reply to this

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damn. he is CHUNKY!
Mtl23 says – reply to this

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Dude he's fucking awesome… who made you the fucking judge. People get eating disorders and shit from people saying that kinda stuff!!!! I have noticed you have been talking about peoples weight more and more. Just because you lost weight doesn't mean you have the right to be a ass to everyone else. Johna Hill is the shit! Why don't ou fuck with someone who deserves it!?!
Jess_L2 says – reply to this

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and why cause in ur what 30 years of life u have been healthey for 1 year of it so u can now pas judge ment on everyones elses body and lifestyle its there life let them live it
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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i love him!!! everyone's different, and by different i mean bone structure and body frame…
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Quit commenting on peoples weight. You have no room to talk. I am sure he will get the lap band (like you did) when he is good and ready.
JoeyMonroe says – reply to this

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Perez what is up with you making fun of fat people. I'm really getting sick of it. Yea, you've lost some weight, that doesn't give you the right to play top shit. You're still way below any standard to call another person fat.
JoeyMonroe says – reply to this

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Re: PUAinNYC – Lol. enough said. Love the comment !
Heabie says – reply to this

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He's great. Don't fuck with him.
Kateysomething says – reply to this

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Ever think that it it maybe Diet Soda, Perez-icrite?
sandrah613 says – reply to this

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Perez what the fuck is up with you? Im not a supermodel or anything but if I am remembering correctly, you're a FAT person too. So lay off all these people gaining weight and look in a fucking mirror…asshole!
Lulustre says – reply to this

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Who cares? His body, his life. I am sick of people pointing fingers at other people's shapes and sizes. NONE OF ANYBODY'S BUSINESS BUT HIS OWN!!
missbianca says – reply to this

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looking kinda fat there jonah you might want to think about low fat or non fat milk smothies and health shakes hey you look better thinner i just saw knocked up last month

miss bianca
Naomi likes to screw..... says – reply to this

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Wow you are so good at talking shit, Perez. Maybe he doesn't want to lose weight, so shut the fuck up! You're still a fat ass, so leave the guy alone. And maybe that is DIET Coke he is drinking. You are such a twat.
TINYVIP88 says – reply to this

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OINK
duhjovijr says – reply to this

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who cares if he's fat. if i remember correctly werent YOU that big. or somewhat close to it.

exactly.
grumpybearfan86 says – reply to this

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To all of you assholes dissing Hill…until you've experienced being overweight, shut the fuck up!
liliap86 says – reply to this

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I know!! How was this guy ever in a movie?? Is Hollywood going to start pulling unshaven chubby guys off the streets to be in movies from now on?
Captain Obvious says – reply to this

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Well, I happen to think JONAH HILL IS REALLY FUCKING SEXY. Perez, just because you're a former fattie doesn't give you the right to be a hater. Fuck! Say something nice about someone for once.
tytyoh says – reply to this

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ummmmm, if my memory serves me right, didnt he used to be waaaaaaaaaay bigger? have you seen Accepted? he was way bigger than he is now. can you please give a comedy master a break, and pick on someone your own size? he is a great actor and a funny person, who gives a shit if he drinks a fucking soda? talk about a subject that people fucking care about, and stop hating on overweight people.
Stool Sample says – reply to this

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Can't he afford to have his stomach stapled? He needs to get in touch with Starr Jones
coolethan says – reply to this

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Perez you retard. You've lost about 43 pounds maximum - you are still a fat fucker so dont preach until you've sorted yourself out.
coolethan says – reply to this

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Re: tytyoh –

Well said! Also - his scream in Accepted is the comedy highpoint of any film.
doorknob2 says – reply to this

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You know, Jonah Hill is a good looking guy, underneath all of that natural padding. I know he'll lose the l.b.s at some point. He'll look great when he's average weight. You can do it, dude. Don't be a Steven Glandsberg.
XReye007 says – reply to this

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Dude, thats not Kool man.

i know its funny for you, but still..
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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WHO ARE YOU P BABY TO TALK? WHAT HAPPENED TO JOGGING SHIRTLESS ON THE BEACH? YEP…THAT'S RIGHT….YOU'VE JUST BEEN OWNED…NEXT!
the real carmen says – reply to this

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superbad and drillbit taylor

he was fat in both movies he was this horrendous LARD ASS in both movies which is why u should NEVER stic kids this fat in movies because then they think its OK TO STAY FAT I THINK i saw him in something else too some weird movie about a town where he played the kid of this guy who fought the town or something i forget …LOSE WEIGHT U FAT FUCK!
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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Very unattractive actor.

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