Lindsay Loses Even More Work

Lindsay Lohan is losing work faster than she's losing weight.
In 2006, the Incredible Shrinking Woman was signed on to star in an adaptation of Oscar Wilde's A Woman Of No Importance (perfect for her, right?).
Well, that movie stalled - until now. Unfortunately for saMAN, LezLo has since lost the role to Mamma Mia!'s Amanda Seyfried.
Way to throw it all away Lindz!
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I can't believe she is still alive.
Re: M*I*A*R – LMFALMFAOLMFOALMFAO. good one.
Lindz needs to get a grip… on many things…
HAHAH serves her right. How ironic that she lost it to the stupid girl who no one knew in Mean Girls, the very movie she was the star of :0
Has she always had a giant fivehead, or is that a new weight loss thing?
DIRTY, FUG SKANK!
Do all of Oscar Wilde's plays have the word importance in them? He's two for two in plays that I've heard of. Lindsay's boobs must be fake, they always look the same size even when the rest of her body looks emaciated.
If she can suck a donkey dick she can tour with Lily Allen.
Re: DaniJay – I'm gonna steal your oxygen!
she needs a real man
Jessica S. is too fat and Lindsey is too skinny…. WOW
blohan is back on the blow for sure
snort another line Linds…it'll make it all go away
She needs my protein…
Leave her alone! I mean we all go through hard times and she seems very troubled to….I feel bad for her. People who cut themselves have deeper issues than just wanting attention….
Re: harrybalsac – Harry, where in Cali?
Re: M*I*A*R – NOT FOR LONG!
wow, what a douche. ruined her life.
She has a massive forehead…
projects stall for everyone, she isnt any different then the rest of us.
I think she looks beautiful just the way she is.
So what?????
former co-star from mean girls. ouchhhh.
HER BOOBS LOOK LIKE MEATLOAF. AND HER VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE QUEEF. I'M GONNA SHOVE SOME PEZ UP MY BUM AND AND TICKLE MY NIPS TO HER FRECKLY BUTTHOLE.
Re: DaniJay – i didnt even think of that! thats soo fucking true. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF ? (;
i'd still like to fuck the shit out of this skank!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – SACTOWN! Come on by and will go throw a few eggs at Arnold! He's doin' a suck job unfucking the state!
Re: poop coming out is fun – POOPER! What's up ya POS?
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Hey, I saw the Arnold post.
I've got the eggs!
Re: OkWhat! – EW.
Amanda has got her shit together, that's why she snatched the role from trainwreck Lezlo
Re: harrybalsac – EH, JUST POOPIN AND FARTIN AROUND. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. HOW BOUT YERSELF?
C'mon Perez - now Britney is getting her shit together you need Lindsay more than ever.
Besides you and her dad are such great pen pals, she's a bit like your sister now isnt' she?
Where's the brotherly concern???
LOL
Re: poop coming out is fun – Hey Poop - you're in, you're out, you're like a turtle head poo, not sure which way to go. LOL
A Man Of No Importance: Perez Hilton
;)
Too bad…. she needs to buy Ensure and vitamins ASAP……
Re: poop coming out is fun – Hey, Poop!
Re: harrybalsac – Dude, I'm still laughing about Lily Allen. That was fucking hilarious.
When is there gonna be a lovebug 2?
Re: poop coming out is fun – Spreadin' the love balsac style!
Re: BBBoricua – Something, cuz what she's doing ain't working!
Re: harrybalsac – wow, is that a sensitive subject 4 u?
Re: Mistress – HA! TURTLE HEAD POO. NICE ONE! I ALSO LIKE TO REFER TO IT AS "PRAIRIE DOGGIN' IT". IT'S ALL RELATIVE…AND POOPY.
Re: M*I*A*R – Bitch needs job right? harry's just trying to help!
Re: BBBoricua – HEY YOU:-) I'M IN A FRISKY MOOD TONIGHT. TOO MUCH STARBUCKS AND RED BULL THROUGHOUT THE DAY, I THINK. HOW'S YOUR DAY/NIGHT GOING?
Re: Mistress – BUT YES, I HAVE BEEN SUPER DUPER BUSY LATELY WITH WORK SO I RARELY HAVE TIME TO THINK ANYMORE. BUT I LIKE HAVING THE TIME TO COME ON HERE AND FART AROUND WITH YOU GUYS…WHEN I CAN!! SINCE IVE BEEN AWAY I HAVENT GOTTEN AN UPDATE ON YOUR PUPPY. HOW IS THE LITTLE ONE??
Re: M*I*A*R – #37 OK, NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO LILY ALLEN AND SEE THIS!
Re: M*I*A*R – I know, it's almost painful to look at her….
Re: poop coming out is fun – I'm great! For me is evening! Coffee will do that to you (LOL), but I'm poopy sure you can handle it poop-tifully!!!
You are contagious, girl! I have never written poop so many times in my life!!!
poop!
Re: harrybalsac – Who does that Holmes fucker think he is?
BOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO !!!
Re: poop coming out is fun – To get the full effect, you must go to the fat guy post too.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – That little skank didn't show up today but otherwise, it has been pretty hateful. Good times.
Re: DaniJay – Your the one saying the 8 babies are stealing oxygen dude! Last time I checked,IT WAS FREE! Plus how would like it if someone said that a your birth? Not too much cuz you'd be DEAD!
Re: Mistress – True, I still can't believe loser Lohan dad writing SaMAN in his blog… he is such a dick!
Re: poop coming out is fun – #45 Wow thanks for thinking of us Poop. She's OK, it's been a couple of weeks now so we're just taking one day at a time. I promised her I wont be sad while she's here. (o:
Re: M*I*A*R – Some dead guy with a huge schlong? He ain't figured out that harry makes em laugh so hard their panties fall off!
Re: poop coming out is fun – Just had dinner and ya know what? I'm going to make POOP outa it! Good night gang don't beat each other up tto bad.
poor lezbo
Re: harrybalsac – GNITE HARRY!! MAKE SURE YOU KISS YOUR POOP GOODBYE BEFORE YOU FLUSH!! WERE VERY SENSITIVE, YOU KNOW.
Re: Mistress – #57 I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. ONE DAY AT A TIME AND HAPPY THOUGHTS. ATTA GIRL!
Re: harrybalsac – Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Re: poop coming out is fun – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Mistress – I'm out too. Night all. A new day of hate will begin around lunchtime tomorrow. NIGHT SWEETPIECE.
Re: M*I*A*R – Night Melissa!
quick hello and goodnight……..those toddies are like sedatives monkey….soothing
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alright poople……..make sure those poopbugs don't bite……..
jes cuz people weigh less then u Perez thats not a reason to make fun of them, u figure with sum1 who battles weight issues u would a lil bit more sympathic…heres hoping u gain 30lbs. hateful bitch
Re: M*I*A*R – G-NITE!!! SEE YA NEXT TIME, DOOKIE!!
Re: mamajud – POOP-NITE MAMA!! DONT LET THE POOPBUGS BITE!! SEE YA TPOOPMORROW!!
Re: Klipper – MMMM TACO BELL. I LIKE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THE MENU. MAKES ME POOP SO GOOOOOD.
she really is the only celebutard I cannot stand, I just cant stomach here, do a mischa and disappear already!…but dont reappear and take sambam with u
I worked on both 'Mean Girls' and 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen' and Lindsey treated both Amanda and Megan Fox like dirt……well, she pretty much treated everyone like that. Now Amanda and Megan Fox are bigger stars. Funny how the once mighty have fallen. Karma is a bitch.
OK, DOOKS. I'M GONNA FOLLOW SUIT AND HIT THE HAY. I'M POOPED. POOP-NIGHT, POOP-TIGHT, DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS POOP OR BITE. LOVE YOUS!!!
Re: mamajud – Nice to meet you and goodnight!
*****air pillow fluffer*****
Hey Lindsay, I hear there still hiring for Herbie: Fully Loaded 2
I REALLY don't think Lindsay Lohan will ever be as 'important' or as relevent as she was a few years back. She done, sorry sweetheart.
p.s. Amanda Seyfried is BEAUTIFUL!
Perez, quit talking about the same ten people on your blog you shitbag!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – How dare you make fun of OG! Don't you people know how hard it is to type in a straitjacket?
she'll be flippin' burgers in mcdonalds soon .
Re: Jubilee – hehe I must agree I do believe she wears one!
****air love wrapped in my filthy lace panties**** hahahaha
Re: Miss KaaayyyJaaayyy – You say you work on movie sets? are you the twat cleaner and ass licker? look at you having goals!
****air job for your unemployed ass****
leave lindsay alone please!
Cokehead.
Re: BBBoricua – are u still here?
Nobody cares about Lohan..unless she is doing some serious anal porn.
Re: the last star – can I ask you a question? please don't take it the wrong way. why do you seek women out on this site? I have watched the site for a long time, no i'm not the Watcher, just another observer. you seem to crave female attention on this site and it's starting to seem a little WEIRD! I mean you get back and quickly as for BBB before you would quickly ask for Orchid and don't say I'm lying because I'm not! It's called archives so please don't lie! you might start to scare some of the ladies maybe you should tone it down. just trying to help!
Re: the last star – Hey, yes I am!
UMMMMM Excuse me Mr 2009 Web God but it's been a little more than twelve and a half minutes since your last post.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – You and Poop Coming Out Is Fun have the best avatars-absolutely priceless. It's like a cracked out Farrah Faucett.
Re: harrybalsac –
Night Night Harrybalsac, HAHA Lezlo is boring and she stinks.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – #86 Why are you trying to stir up trouble with Star and BeBa???? You got rid of Orchid - now what??? Is Star next?? I think BeBa is old enough to make her own decisions.
And to say you're "just trying to help" - please, if you have an IQ above room temperature I think your intention is pretty obvious.
Re: Jubilee – This is a Glamour Shots picture and they did my hair and makeup. I'm glad you like it I try to look as sexy as possible for all the people on perezhilton
****air hug****
When no one wants to have her make club appearances anymore, THEN you know her "career" is over! That's all it is! HAG!
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – BTW You need to spend less time in the archives and more time in real life. This obsession with you is getting as full on as Assumes mission was, so if you don't want to be branded another ATP then enjoy your new friends and dont go after soft, gentle people like Star. He's a nice guy who's been honest with all of us about his life and his current situation. He comes up with some ace comments and he's never "intimidated" a fly on here, so maybe you need to aim your sights on someone more deserving, or maybe even just relax and enjoy.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – She just a really good person that I feel I connect with and I enjoy her company,she makes me laugh and brighten ups my day.Alot of thos girls I talk to were meant for her but I click on the wrong Avi sometimes, And ur rigth I shouldnt be talking to other girls I don't know.But I'n learning from my mistakes.
Re: Mistress – I was being nice because I think he comes on strong. why are you trying to stir trouble with me? I was just being honest that's a good thing not a bad attribute! anyway thanks for your opinion but I was being nice and I didn't get rid of orchid she got herself kicked out with her dumb shit. calling the nice girl Alice a Nazi wow not cool
Re: the last star – I promise I was not trying to be mean just some advice and since I have no other way to talk to you I had to say it here. I'm sorry but I was just being honest. I apologize if I hurt but I was trying to help since we started off on the wrong foot
Re: BBBoricua – ANYWAY GETTING BACK TO U .DID I GET ANY OF THOS WORDS RIGHT.DON'T TELL ME IF I DIDN'T I WANT TO GUESS AGAIN.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – I know you asked Star, but you did mention me in your post, so here is what I have to say about this: I have been speaking to Star for a long time, and we get along really well: we laugh about the same stuff, we share ideas and flirt a little and we really get along. I have never had an argument with him (or anyone as a matter of fact) and I don't intend to start now. This is supposed to be a fun site, not a war zone to take out frustrations you might have with other posters. Many posters come in here and argue with Mario or the people he writes about. Everyone is free to talk to whoever they choose, and Star and I have been doing just that.
Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – NO YOUR ABSOLUTLY RIGHT AND I FEEL BAD AFTER I DO IT .FROM NOW ON I'LL ONLY TALK TO THOS I KNOW.
UNLESS SOMEONE ASK ME A QUESTION.DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
Re: the last star – Yes, the boricua was right. I said puto because you said he was whoring Ledger, and puto means whore.( See, not really a bad word.) Basically, we called him a whore at the same time!!! That was it….
What did you think it was?
AN OPEN LETTER TO PEREZ'S MOM: I know you probably have the best intentions running this site so that your son can do his promo-whoring (ie: clothing line & book). But the truth is, this site isn't the same anymore. It's the same 10 people being blogged about, CNN news, and Perez's 'friends'. The only thing good left around here is the comments. Please talk some sense into the boy, and for the love of god, please get Teddy out of that environment. There's ball-licking going on, and I feel Teddy is not a willfull participant.
Yours,
Jubilee
wow you better hope karma doesnt get you perez…….leave her alone..be a human being not a human cash register………….. ps