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Lily Allen's Back on the Sauce

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Celebubrat Lily Allen (allegedly) gave up on drinking last year after she got into that ugly on-stage spat with Sir Elton John at a Brit awards show.

Well, no surprise, Lils has fallen off the wagon.

She's out on tour promoting her new album, and, she says that if she doesn't drink she can't take the stage. In a new interview, Allen tells the UK's Sun:

"Yep, I am drinking again. Last night I had my first drink. There’s no way I can get on stage without a drink. I think I’m funnier when I’ve had a few. I didn’t find it difficult to stop drinking, I didn’t even think about it. I haven’t really needed a drink but now I’m on tour, it’s fun drinking sometimes. But some things have changed. I’m not drinking any cheap stuff now - only expensive wine will do this time. I’ve gone upmarket.”

Her audience should be the ones boozing!

We know we'd need a little numbing if we ever found ourself at her show - because she sucks donkey dick live!

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58 comments to “Lily Allen's Back on the Sauce”



  1. 1

    first Harold & Maude ( and an ugly stick! ouch!)



  2. 2

    not this one again……. boring…….



  3. 3

    She sucks pre-recorded donkey dick too!



  4. 4

    OOPS@@
    BTW
    FUCKING IMPOSTORS AND REPUBLICANS LICK MY FURRY ASS CLEAN! THEY LOVE IT!



  5. 5

    You'd know all about donkey dick puta.



  6. 6

    Nice wig…

  7. SuzyP says – reply to this


    7

    I disagree. I saw her live last year and I though she was really good! I would def see her live again. JMO



  8. 8

    eww she has no talent.



  9. 9

    Believe me the concert you need to drink for is that shit storm katy perry is calling a show.



  10. 10

    How the hell do you know? have you ever gone and seen her? I know she isn't for everyone… but you yourself said you like her music, you just don't like her attitude… and you know what? I HAVE seen her live, and I thought she ROCKED… so, keep on spreading your hate.



  11. 11

    Having heard Katy Perry live, I can say that she sucks donkey dick (something Perez knows a LOT about).



  12. 12

    Shut the fuck, Perez! She's 100 times better that Perry chick! Her songs are fucking awesome and a breath of fresh air with all the shit that's out today! She's also real! She's a great talent!



  13. 13

    First of all, she's really not THAT bad live. Given, Lily doesn't have the best singing voice, but live she sounds pretty close to what she sounds like on the CD. If I remember correctly,your beloved Katy Perry sucks donkey dick live. She has a good voice on CD, but she's very very pitchy, and tries waaaaay too hard to sound like she has vocal range live. Besides, she's a ripoff of Lily Allen. You wouldn't hate Lily if she didn't have a thing with Katy.

    in conclusion, Lily Allen > Katy Perry



  14. 14

    Yeah, cause drinking expensive wine doesn't count as alcohol, right? Booze is booze, sorry!



  15. 15

    I HATE retarded people



  16. 16

    We know we'd need a little numbing if we ever found ourself at her show - because she sucks donkey dick live! FOR REAL? A DONKEY DICK? HARRY IS SO THERE!



  17. 17

    Lily Allen rocks live. She's much better than Katy Perry, who's music depends on a group of talented (or untalented) producers to make her shit listenable…



  18. 18

    No disrespect to Keith Allen but… Lily looks like her father!! She's got such a manly face :S
    And she has no talent!!



  19. 19

    Perez, why do you continue to update us on this douche?!? You're the reason she's still (in)famous…



  20. 20

    Get over her Perez! She is really good live I have seen her twice and both times she was excellent! Katy Perry sucks cock live!



  21. 21

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – sp, get over yourself! for real. are you sure you aren't your own imposter? just a cry for help. however, i did read what you (or, rather as you claim, your imposter said, and i do agree with the sane SP….conservatism is your friend sweetheart!).
    quit being a lefty hater and come to your senses!!



  22. 22

    Re: Milky! – moooRe: harrybalsac – L O L



  23. 23

    Re: Milky! – Milky I don't want to fight you. I've never been anything but Sweetpiece and you know it. Unlike most of you after the election who didn't want to show you face.
    .
    I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE SWEETPIECE! NOTHING BUT THE BEST!
    .
    Now if you need a tit to suck, I'm sure you can satisfy yourself. Wink!



  24. 24

    She needs to grow up but she is gorgeous & talented no dubt



  25. 25

    gorgeous & talented no DOUBT is what I meant to say ;-)



  26. 26

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – personally, i like cock…not tit. but hey, if that is your poison, so be it!!
    quit being so mean and hateful! your man won! you said back when you'd lay off being a political jackass…….you did till your alter ego LG starts spewing shit……..what happened to love, peace and the greater good? why does the freak bring out the icky in you?



  27. 27

    What a twat.



  28. 28

    Re: Milky! – Tit meaning you are a cow with teets! LOL! AND PLEASE,
    I AM NOT LG. LOVE LG FOREVER, BUT NOT LG.
    DON'T SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE.
    .
    And let's not go there. K?

  29. kassh says – reply to this


    29

    I've seen Lily live a few times, and I've never seen her suck donkey dick.. Hmm..What supposed Lily Allen concerts have you been attending Perez?

    Or are you just being a douchebag hater again? Typical really for a no talent asshat like yourself to be picking on someone with real talent (unlike Katy and Dita - WHY?!).



  30. 30

    Re: Milky! – And Milky, talk about hate and icky, you, MIAR, Tweeker all do a fine job on your own. Pot calling the kettle black you might say.
    If some loser needs to pose as me to stir the pot, I will gladly add the spice!
    .
    Right Monkey?



  31. 31

    see how fuked up she is?
    shitfukinfacedfuk
    isfuked
    she would be easy to
    capture and torture..
    deefukindrunkbitch.heheheheheeeeeeeeee
    shitfukshit
    ((((((((( dingdongdreamkissestonite ))))))))))))))))
    GO STEELERS GO



  32. 32

    Saw her at the Wiltern and she was great. Didn't see you there Perez, so how do you know how she is live? Maybe Ska ain't for you, I suggest you stick to Bette Midler.



  33. 33

    I hate Lily Allen and her shitty music



  34. 34

    0k who the hell is this broad!!! I always see something about her. All I know is she is fugly and a fucken drunk whore who sucks donkey d**k from what i read.



  35. 35

    I dont know but she is so hot looking. I know - I know….I'd tongue her silly



  36. 36

    sounds better than perry.



  37. 37

    I also need to drink to listen to her music…



  38. 38

    Your fugly Katy Perry sucks donkey or maybe yours dick live. Perez-ass.



  39. 39

    thats really sad, that she thinks she's funnier when she's drunk.
    low self esteem

    buuuut regardless she is funny as shit drunk
    and she is fine in concert….

    little perezie getting cookies and his belly rubbed by the talentless katy perry to spew shit about lily allen?



  40. 40

    HAHA! Probably because she is TOTALLY WASTED! She and Amy Winehouse should get together…



  41. 41

    OK, so basically, if you can't stop drinking and you need "a few drinks" to be funnier or even to be able to do your JOB (if writing shitty lyrics and having to sing without a voice is a job) well, I think that has a name you know… ALCOHOLIC. This girl pisses me off, absolutely overrated person with a HUGE ego. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame and then go to therapy to overcome your alcoholism. Also, as far as I know, your "fans" are supposed to be young, what a great message for them… If you drink expensive things that's not an addiction??? Fuck off!



  42. 42

    Don't be such a twat … She is brilliant live. I'm not the biggest Lily fan but I was taken to see her at KOKO on wednesday (her first London show in 2 years) and she was AMAZING! So much so that I went straight online when I got home to buy tickets for her next show! … What's wrong with her having a couple of drinks if it makes her feel better? … Idiot!



  43. 43

    PEREZ YOU FAT FUGLY EXCUSE OF A MAN HUSH THE FUZZ UP!!! I SAW LILY ON WEDNESDAY AT THE KOKO IN LONDON AND SHE WAS BEYOND AWESOME! SERIOUSLY YOU CHAT THE MOST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!



  44. 44

    Re: umabdt

    GET A GRIP YOU COMPLETE RETARD



  45. 45

    Dear Lily, what about Belgium Beer?



  46. 46

    Lily is amazing haa !



  47. 47

    Actually, I have seen her live and she is even better than in cd format. I found her voice more powerful and more entertaining. I don't know what gig you have been to, but the one in Freo Australia rocked!



  48. 48

    FUCK OFF PEREZ SHE'S AMAZING LIVE!

    HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO ONE OF HER SHOWS?

    THOUGH NOT.



  49. 49

    Re: RickenBat – ska? lily? poor imitation of ska. she wishes. and she is shit live. maybe those who have seen her live need to get out to more gigs and see that she cannot hold a single fucking note and stumbles around thinking shes so funny. so sad.



  50. 50

    She is a fucking awful twat



  51. 51

    this is a common fact all brits lose there looks early …just check out pauline of east enders used to be gorgeous… lilly will suffer the same fate..
    as for elton im amazed he hasnt had her cancelled some how for the way she acted like a total prat … he must be nicer in his old age..



  52. 52

    This bitch is ugly as fuck



  53. 53

    she's a legend - she speaks her mind like - she's no different in the way she acts than any other girl in her 20's party on i say!

    she has a really different sound to everyone out there at the moment anyway.



  54. 54

    Lily Allen needs to STOP. Like completely leave the planet earth kind of STOP. The only thing she is known for lately is getting shitfaced and talking shit about other celebrities. She's become the crap in the sewer of fame and must be disposed of NOW. Lily, do us all a favor and shoot yourself into space where no one can hear your annoying banter and shitacious music. Or better yet…GET A REAL LIFE.



  55. 55

    Good wine = good buzz. Hope she doesn't go overboard with it.

  56. Meows says – reply to this


    56

    Yeah… It's pretty funny that she thinks she's "funnier" when she's had a few (n.o. Lilly, but that sounds like a statement straight out of AA)… because I saw her at Bonnaroo a few years back and MAN WAS SHE NOT FUNNY. It was mid-day and she was so belligerent I think peeps at Bonnaroo felt awkward (which is saying something). Not trying to be mean…but seriously… booze 'aint your friend.



  57. 57

    WHO is this bitch and WHY should we care? I've never heard of note of her "music" and I LIKE it that way!



  58. 58

    a drunk's a drunk no matter what the liquor costs!