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Shiteous Economy = No Playboy $uper Bowl Party

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For nine years, Hugh Hefner and his bunnies have hosted a pre-Super Bowl sextravaganza, but because of the tittie mag's crap economic standing, the party is not happening this weekend.

Last year, Playboy hosted a $2,000 a head oasis themed party which featured a performance by hip hopper Common.

Cancellation was a necessary move as the bunny mag will be reducing jobs, consolidating its online and print divisions, and writing down the value of assets as much as $100 million, resulting in a fourth-quarter operating loss.

Sucks!

Hope the bunny mansion is safe from the economic turmoil!

[Image via WENN.]

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53 comments to “Shiteous Economy = No Playboy $uper Bowl Party”



  1. 1

    Morning…everyone…….And my FAVE MOON….((((((((((KISS))))))))))))



  2. 2

    BOO FUCKING HOO! NO STD SWAP THIS YEAR!



  3. 3

    Sad, nothing goes together like football & big titties.



  4. 4

    SECOND!!



  5. 5

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey Dong!



  6. 6

    awww I'm so sad NOT



  7. 7

    Re: Sensitivity – You know better!



  8. 8

    MY HERO!!!!!



  9. 9

    No fistin' in the grotto? DAMN!



  10. 10

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Rise and shine!! Moons been calling on you!!



  11. 11

    wait - wouldn't it be better if he had one to raise money?
    but i dunno.



  12. 12

    Morning Connery….shit too bad,guess I'll just have to watch the game!



  13. 13

    He was going to pay Aniston up to 10 million to pose nude!! she refused ..so he cant't be that broke to have a party!just cheap!!



  14. 14

    …….((((((tongue to tongue smooch))))))))…….. :o )
    M_O_O_N……..



  15. 15

    Blahhhh don't inspire anything in me to care.



  16. 16

    Re: harrybalsac – sorry 4th!!nuknuknuk!!



  17. 17


  18. 18

    Moon where are ya???? Long Dong is in agony here!



  19. 19

    Re: Sensitivity – Hey there salty balls……Re: harrybalsac – Harry what would you like in yer tea????Re: Big Black Dick – Morning BBD….Re: RedWingsFan – Did you guys get dumped on like us……Fucking snow……!!!!



  20. 20

    Re: LaDiva – Morning my Spankable Love pie…. :o )



  21. 21

    Morning all. IT FINALLY WOKE UP!!! yay!



  22. 22

    Re: LaDiva – mornin LaDiva my darling!!!



  23. 23

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Naw not that bad but I'm fucking sick of shoveling and there is no warm up in sight!At least we still have hockey!



  24. 24

    Harry….I see letty had a cameo yesterday….WTF
    She seems pissed…….



  25. 25

    Ohh, that's why I got no invitation untill now….
    I thought they forgot me this year.



  26. 26

    Angelica Bridges must be sad



  27. 27

    Re: RedWingsFan – HOCKEY ROCKS…do you play….???
    Re: Sensitivity – Are you going to do a big load today???
    I'm looking for some tonsil hockey….MOON…….



  28. 28

    FUDGETARD!!!



  29. 29

    Heffier



  30. 30

    Re: LaDiva Re: FroggerRe: harrybalsacRe: Big Black Dick – Morning haters..where's the poop kitty? hehehea shitpartyRe: Long Dong Connery
    ((((((((((((((((((((( smOOches..))))))))))))))
    (((((((( bigg fukin wett one )))))))))))))))
    Dee fukin licious..heehheeeee …hottttttttt



  31. 31

    Re: Long Dong Connery – a few loads I'd say!!



  32. 32

    Re: Rehab Diva – thats one party I'd like to crash!!



  33. 33

    It's time to get some perspective! It's okay to spend your money if you got it to spend. I am so sick of down and out people trying to make the rich and wealthy feel bad for spending their earnings! It's not socially irresponsible to spend money if you got it! Hef should have the party. You only go around once in this life!!!!



  34. 34

    Re: Rehab Diva
    your fukin birds are shinin in the Sun..heheheh shitfukshitRe: Long Dong Connery
    ((((( butt grab )))))
    Lettyb is pissed at two goofballs..not sure who else!
    Two GB fukin hates me too..fukin bitch



  35. 35

    Re: M*I*A*R – HEY! I GUESS FATTY IS DONE WITH TEDDY ASS PLAY FOR NOW!

  36. bee85 says – reply to this


    36

    There's a NIPPLE in the photo, one of the twins- cause it's still looks surgically untouched…



  37. 37

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Time to slap the Goofball!!



  38. 38

    Re: Sensitivity
    grab the bitch, pirate..
    heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    hey dingdong..I think I have some pics of me in a bunnysuit..
    for the SuperBowl party..be here (((( butt squeeze )))(kiss).
    motherukin shitfukshit isfuk.
    heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    I'm fuked up..hehehe



  39. 39

    yes, perez, make heff feel bad, guilt him into that party so he will have to lay off even more people because of the cost the party will incur.



  40. 40

    .
    .
    LG'S SOURCES HAVE REVEALED HIS VAIGRA ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE!
    .



  41. 41

    HA HA HA HA HA!

    GUTTED!

    Bunch of sleazy men, and skanky porn-whores with plastic tits.



  42. 42

    Maxim is the only Super Bowl Party this year.
    Covino and Rich will be Hosting it
    Sirius 108



  43. 43


  44. 44

    Hey good year to score new golddigers, I mean girlfriends… let's see how long they will stick around this old guy… Hef with money… mmm ok Hef with no money NO WAY!!!!

  45. khaus says – reply to this


    45

    i am not sure this is entirely true…. today on playboy radio they were talking about the tickets being sold for this weekends party and how it was the first party in a long time that you (the average folk) could buy tix



  46. 46

    DAMN! EVERYTHING'S GOING TO SHIT! EVEN OUR PORNOGRAPHY…NOT THAT I READ PLAYBOY GIRL! I READ ME SOME PLAYGIRL BUT I HEARD THEY'RE GONE. TSK TSK



  47. 47

    not so sad about the party but worried for playboy!!! it did alot to help end the view of segregation and hef tried to blend together america!!



  48. 48

    That's the regular scheduled day for Hef's bowel care routine.



  49. 49

    Excellent. Here's to hoping the WhoreMaster and his smut peddling cronies all dry up and die out. Yeah… I saw who buys PLAYBOY - was waiting in the checkout behind some old, crusty, beer bellied, suspender wearing , senior douche checking with the old lady cashier that it was in-fact the current issue - it was pure comedy seeing two senior citizens pouring over the plastic wrapped trash - SICK!



  50. 50

    what will all them ho's do if Hef kicks the bucket tomorrow???/



  51. 51

    Oh, I hope so too. I'd hate to see those freeloading whores have to actually live somewhere else and pay rent and buy their own food. Ah, who are we kidding? If the mansion closed they would just latch on to some other sugar daddy and suck his wallet dry.



  52. 52

    If Playboy cancels their online and print divisions, what do they have left? Crappy TV shows featuring Hef's whores?



  53. 53

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    i'm not a bad guy, i work hard but its so hard to find even an minimum paid job with this economy lately.

    i know this may sound awkward, and yeah i'm ashamed of myself. but if anyone is in the disposition to donate cash, even few buck would be of great help for me to go through this rough patch,

    my paypal is ilikeg111@googlemail.com i hope there's few people out there who prob went throught the same stage during this tough and unfair life, and understand me. for those who had better luck, borned rich and wealthy, i'm jellous of you, i just hope i can get out of this rough patch soon as possible, plese pray for me