Brooke To Wrestle A Dude At The County Fair
Filed under: Reality Television > Brooke Hogan
Is this the best Brooke Hogan can do?
Reports are that Hogan is in talks to make an appearance at the Florida State Fair.
Apparently the deal is "90 percent done."
Brooke will be showing up with her camera crews to film for her shiteous "reality" show, Brooke Knows Best.
While at the fair, she is "due to wrestle" Rick Flair's son in the circus tent after the last show of the day. The event will be filmed next Friday.
Can't wait to see what she's going to wear. Or lack thereof.
Actually, we don't give a shit what she does anymore.
We're more interested in her crazy mother!
P.S. What dude would wrestle a chick????
[Image via WENN.]
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If You Seek Perez
Perez, it's not the County Fair but the much larger State Fair!
Still she is a LOSER!
She looks like her mother, but her mother is more interesting
Re: Sensitivity – Hey Sensi - aaarrrrggggghhhhh to you (o:
Moon cake….i want to eat you……..
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Re: Long Dong Connery –
Please oil my ass dingdong..
I'm so fukin hott right now
HIT ME WITH A SNOWBALL, I'M BURNIN…HHEHEEHEEEE
FUKINSHITFUK ((((( sloppy tongue kiss )))))))
WHAT UP BITCHES AND FUCKERS!
Re: Long Dong Connery –
I just took a big poop on the kittys bed.hehehehehe
( kiss)))))))))))))
I can't get over how old she looks. She's ONLY 20 and looks 50! I'm nearing 40 in a few years, and I don't even look as old as she does.
Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell of a week so far…..how about this caylee anthony shit?????
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Heart shapes stickers on the tape covering her mouth….grandpa in the psych unit…..lawyers blabbing to the media that the grandparents dont know if their daughter is innocent…..
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the shit has hit the fan big time…..
Would I be considered a chubby chaser if I wanted to drop a load on her fake boobs?
WAKE UP ASS CRACK!
Re: Mistress – That stupid retard hides behind a computer and yet thinks someone is supposed to be intimidated by it… haha whatever…
Re: Sensitivity – lol popularity indeed….
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Re: JokerBaby – Morning….
Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning hot stuff… See you still lookin sexy baby…. (ahhhh just had an austin powers moment there lol)
She can wrestle my trouser snake with her mouth.
Re: Mistress – hi! i promise a proper note soon
SHE'S FUCKING NASTY!!!!
Re: ShakeYourkitty – How can a parent do that to a child. We had a father here yesterday who stopped his car on a bridge in Melbourne and took his 4 year old daughter Darcy out of her car seat and threw her off the bridge. She died a few hours later of massive internal injuries - she fell 60m into the water. He had his 2 and 6 year old sons in the car as well but drove to a courthouse and asked someone to take them.
This Caylee sounds evil, like she calculated the whole thing.
You have to get a license to have a dog - but any mongrel can have a child.
Sad. )o:
Fist from the top rope!
Re: LettyB – Hey Letty - you look stunning as always. Nice to see you . . . (o:
FRI DEEEE! IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!! MORNING FUCKERS!
Dayum!!! Her mom looks better than her wtf…
Re: LettyB – Re: harrybalsac – Morning….
Re: Big Black Dick – Morning
Re: LettyB – Hey Hottie…..WTF happend to the leafs…..Tucker the fucker….Re: Big Black Dick – Morning BBD…..Fist first……Re: harrybalsac – Morning Teabag….Re: SheriMoonFireFly – I will give you a snowball, my little pink oyster……..
) Sloppy kiss earlick…..
i'd even pay 10 dollars to watch this fruitloop humiliate herself!
Re: harrybalsac – Morning big fella. All ready for a day loaded with pearls of wisdom??? I can feel the elastic on my panties loosening already. LOL Oops I'll have to be careful now or I'll be accused of being a slut as well. (o:
Those boobs are totally all real
Shes got more blue vains on her tits than some 90 year old.
Put a buttpon in your bleedin'ass Mario and waddle on over to the fuckin' computer! Don't forget to thank Teddy for the good time.
Re: LettyB – Mornin Letty!! Where is the boss??
Sorry to love you all and leave, but it's very late here and I just popped in to say hi. Hopefully there will be some posts worth reading today.
See ya when the sun comes up (on my side of the planet LOL). (o:
Casey Anthony just left the courtroom. Stupid whore, her ears are pointy, wtf? Get this, her parents ask the other day if they could visit her without being filmed for the media, denied. They won't visit her coz of that and it's been 3 months since the last visit. They have Casey on tape at the jail screaming at her mom and you should see her face. That poor poor little Caylee must of been scared to fucking death of that freak. I jinx her to the death chamber,YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
Re: Mistress – thats crazy….and yeah…she sounds like she planned the whole thing….
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and she is a really bad liar
Re: harrybalsac – HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Long Dong Connery – Not too busy yet !I'm off at 2 today so hey its the weekend .HEEEEHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – Too late, their on the floor!
Re: Milky! – (wink)
Did you know???
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the………….?!)
Don't get any i-deers MOON……..
Re: Mistress – argghhhhh!!!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – Re: Milky! – [re=3377958]Re: LaDiva – MORNING Y'ALL
Re: Mistress – MORNING, NICE TO SEE YOU ON HERE!
Re: Long Dong Connery – YAH 7-4! AND I LOVED TUCKER THE FUCKER!!!!!
Re: Sensitivity – HEY SENSI ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
Re: Mistress – Slut? No! Gettin' snooged by harry is a rite of passage here! Short, fat ,skinny or tall, loved a few, FUCKED THEM ALL!
Ode To The Morning Crew
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You are so nice
you are so sweet
there are no others
that can compete
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There's Harry & Letty
Sherri and Dong
Sensi and Milky
We all get along
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We dont care for haters
we just love to play
Losers that go us
just make our day
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So lighten up folks
theres friends to be had
and we're all just good guys
We not really that bad
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Whats the problem?
The posse? Thats shit.
Everyone who signs up
Is a part of it.
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So live and let live
Or step off the shit
We're all just mates here
And thats how it is.
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PS. Dont hate us because we're beautiful. LMAO
Re: harrybalsac – #152 This is a bit like the Hind Lick moment - just posted my "poem" to click back on and see yours. I cant compete - don't know why I tried. LOL
Re: LettyB – Arghhhhh!!!!!
she's not really a chick so he's cool with it
Re: Mistress – Love that poem..very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mistress – HAHAHAHAHA! NICE!
They always have LAME ASS z-list celebs at our Florida State Fair.. Tampa is crawling with celebs already and the city of Tampa is "pushing" it's residents to *BE NICE* to our out of state visitors. Brooke was at Deion Sander's party last night along with Kelly Clarkson and Faith Hill who both performed.. Football hottie Jeff Garcia's girlfriend was trashed last night and slipped and fell talk about COMEDY!! She then tried to get all DIVA and piss and moan about the floor being wet(which it wasn't)… I already see these celebs in my city with be a HAWT MESS!!!!
Those boobs look terrible
Ha ha I love the headline…I hope he punches her in her cooter….
Re: Mistress – EVER NICE! (WINK)
Re: harrybalsac – I love your comments…they make me all warm and fuzzy in my pants…
The beast must be desperate to prove she has a life besides tanning and stuffing her fat face.
Re: Mistress – Thanks…………..
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Re: Mistress –
that was so fukin beautiful..now come over here and give SheriBaby a kiss on the cheek, coz she luvs you…
and all the haters that make this fukin place fukin FUN..OH,,,THE FUN ..THE FUN…People hate when we have fun..
so FUN IN THE SUN IN YOUR ASSHOLE…FUKERS..
Re: Long Dong Connery –
(((((( DINGDONG…MY TONGUE IS IN YOUR THROAT..HAND ON DICK))) HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEE WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
I cannot stand this bitch! She has zero talent, yet somehow has become famous. I'd like to rip her fake fun-bags off and ram a chunk of kryptonite up her fat snatch.
umm perez. why do you try to make things so bad when theyre really not? you do it with jessica simpson chili cook off which happens to be a big deal in the country music scene and now you do it here. need i remind you that its not the "county fair". The Florida State Fair is a huge deal to us down here and its held ANNUALLY in Feb in Tampa. It draws people from all over florida as well as some people in georgia. and i would know because i used to live in ga. The FSF is probably bigger than Disney World. And it has good country acts performing on certain nights. so please, before you talk smack about it and making it sound like its some lame redneck gathering, do a little research because arent you from florida, too? i think brooke is a nice girl and ive met her mother and though shes got problems, she a nice woman. so lay off just because she has a va-jay-jay and you dont. and has a better career than youll ever have.
She May Not Win ( But I Guarantee ) She Will Give Him ( Tit For Tat ) in the ring?
I am sorry but her and her mother look like twins! No shit!
wow, is this hag the mother or the daughter.?
She looks so old.
Good…..break her fuckin' neck and do us all a favor!
Um, Mario, you idiot.. Andy Kaufman did it in the 70's…… Don't you know anything
That is BROOKE?! I thought that this was her mother LINDA! One of them needs to change their appearance, just so people can actually realise who is who!
Geeze…that's Brooke? I thought it was a picture of her mother. At this rate she will achieve totally hagaliciousness in no time at all. Go Brooke, Go Brooke, Go Brooke!
Re: PuddleDuck – That's pretty funny you and I had the exact same reaction. HA!
What dude would wrestle a chick? One who needs the money and the publicity. Now, if they'd make that a nude jello-wrestling match, it might be worth watching - if only for the novelty value.
damn she looks soooooooooooooooooo OLD!! I thought that was her mother. brooke looks like she's 45 not 20!!