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   SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   LIVES.

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   SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   EXISTS.

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   SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   THINKS HE'S FUNNY.

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   is disatisfied with the lack of orange curly hair on gene simmon's cock…….

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   loves to be gay and stupid!

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   …he forgot to take his medication again .

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   is the ugliest tranny i've ever seen

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   has his face permantly stuck in the dick licking position

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   leftylady wants to spoon with Tom Petty says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I thought at first he was with Richard Simmons. Whoops!

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    Just found out he's a lesbian!

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    leftylady wants to spoon with Tom Petty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It looks like Jim Carrey with wicked facial hair sitting between them.

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    Re: harrybalsac –

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    is about to get his ass kicked

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    IS AN ATTENTION WHORE! BLEH..

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    Re: harrybalsac – Whiny little girl who fucks donkeys!

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    IS THAT THE GUY FROM DEPERATE HOUSWIVES IN THE MIDDLE?!?!?!?

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    The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
    The new element, Governmentium (GU), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take 4 days to 4 years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will case more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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    He is overrated.

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    SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: harrybalsac – Question, wouldn't a whore with two faces be quite successful?
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    Thanks Henry!

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    Re: topper – What the fuck is that mess?

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    Re: M*I*A*R –
    It's a reading exercise for you. I can see that you never read a book………………………………………………..it takes too long to get to the point.

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    Has a problem!

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    is challenging the world champion cunning linguist!

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    asking for a licking

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    lost control of his clitoris

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    seriously needs to get John Frusciante's new solo album
    IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

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    I'M NOT MUCH FOR RED HEADS BUT CARROT TOP HAS GOT SOME SERIOUSLY BIG SEXY BICEP ARMS!!!! TOO BAD HE AINT GOT NO ASS…BUT THOSE ARMS…………..DAY-UM! I WANT TO TOUCH THEM! TEE HEE.

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    Re: topper – I don't come her to study, obviously. No one wants to see paragraph after paragraph of garbage. Just sayin.

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________. Has a tongue TWICE as long as his p.p.?

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    Re: M*I*A*R –
    It's the weekend Milar. Perez slacks off on the weekend. So do you want to "fill in the blank?"
    Did you read it all the way through? I don't think so. If you did, you would see the humor in it and quityourbellyachin!

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    I would like to see him naked! I would do him

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    just chocked on a cockring!!

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    "If my inner circle of advisers can't even communicate about the most basic issues, how are we going to tackle the massive problems our nation faces?" Obama said during a press conference. "When I tell my cabinet that getting bipartisan support is exactly like the time Conan got Taurus to help him steal Yara's jewel, they need to understand what I mean."

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    Re: harrybalsac – harry..no more politics honey
    dingdong..or donkey talk
    hehehehe
    shitfukdhit

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    Jizzed in his pants.

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    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Just for you!XOXO

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    is still preforming!

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    ..is choking on his makeup stick!

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    you are such a fucking homophobe Perez.

    Shame on you.

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    botoxed his tongue

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    he just informed us he's really Kathy Griffin

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    Has freakish arms

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    RANCID

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He ___Is Harry___.

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    IS HE GAY OR NOT? HE HAS A GORGEOUS HOUSE IN LV

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    His tounge is on steroids also! And looks like a wax puppet!

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    Re: harrybalsac –
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooo
    tell me harry..something
    fukin interesting about
    my dingdong that I don't
    fukin know just to hold me
    till Monday…hehehehehe
    shitfukshittinweekfukinendfukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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    peed his pants.

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    Is a steroid fueled douche bag

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    …He just got a look at Simmons realllly bad face lift.

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    He didn't like the taste of Gene Simmons love juice.

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    Carrot Top has want way to far with the face lift and make-up. Is he gay?? or metro??

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    Re: harrybalsac – 23 out of 73

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    done lost his mind, obviously

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    Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
    you make me fukin laugh bitch
    shitfuk yourself into non existence fuker
    all you do is copy/paste your same shit from
    post to post..what are you a fukin robot your
    master fuks ??
    eat fuk

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    ____ is a reject

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    ..sucks at life…

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    needs to get laid

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    Re: perezishomophobic – perez is gay

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    Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
    stop acting like you're the fukin FuZZ
    is that what you do in the day while we are
    leaving comment? you investigate every
    person on here, you fuk?
    I fukin told you I'm clean..never fuked in my life
    you 2 CENT WHORE..I guess you told me that coz
    that's what you fukin do to live..fuk old men..
    Nice life you got there
    this shitfuk has no BALLS TO FIGHT
    THE DAYSHIFT.
    THAT'S SO FUKIN FUNNY
    shitfukshit..you are afraid to play with us.
    fuk you whore

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    Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
    I do wtsf I want to do..
    and If I
    wanted to listen to an asshole
    I'd fukin Fartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
    unlike you,,when I defended orchid..I
    never hardly ever read the posts..YOU
    YOU no LIFE BITCH..YOU READ EVERY FUKIN WORD
    AND WRITE IT DOWN AND THEN YOU HACK INTO PEOPLE'S LIFES AND TELL SECRETS ON THEM..IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUKIN
    BUSINESS IF ANYONE HAS BEEN TO PRISON UNLESS THEY SHARE THAT FUKIN SHIT.
    YOU ARE THE WORST FUKIN PARISITE I HAVE COME ACROSS
    I THINK YOU ARE RELATED TO HITLER YOU COMMI BITCH.
    DON'T POLICE AND BOSS US
    WE DO WTSF WE WANT..FUK YOU.
    NOW THAT I'M LEAVING
    YOU'LL HAVE TO PRETEND TALK TO YOURSELF…
    _______ )))))))) mOOn kiss for dingdong )))))))
    you hate that huh..hehehhehehehe..GOOD..

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    I thought this was supposed to be fun… why is everyone attacking each other???

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    Re: SheriMoonZombie – sorry commi bitch is what your FRIENDS call orchid! bwahahahhahahahahahahaha this is too fun! You know the commi YOU defended! lol
    ******..l..*****

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    is so HOT!!!

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He is jerking off !

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    Talking to Gene Simmons about his plastic surgery experience.
    Gene Simmons laughs because he knows the feeling.

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    Is still breathing!

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    swallowed his nipple

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    Has some serious issues..

    where do i start?

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________.

    needs to groom his perfect eyebrows and he cant reach…..

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    Nope…he's not gay, just very Metrosexual. He used to have a home in Cocoa Beach.

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    oops..think he still does.

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    Re: frusciante – DUUUUDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    He still has shit on his mouth from licing Gene Simmons asscrack.

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    Got stuck on an imaginary icy flagpole! I heard this guy is from my home town–THAT's why I never go back!

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    is a dick!

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _IS TOO JACKED UP ON ENERGY DRINKS____________.

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    Carrot Top is just a lightweight, but Gene is a serious serious serious asshole

    go back to Israel, Gene!

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    Re: cali kitty – no shit sherlock. Doesn't mean he can't be a homophobe (self-hating) and hurting gay people by his constant 'jokes' which cast people perceived as gay as "funny", or something to be made fun of.
    Fuck Perez, and fuck anyone who is a homophobe, even if they are a self-hating gay person.
    Perez is DEFINITELY self-hating.

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    is gross!!!!!!!!!!

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    He forgot that steroids give his tongue an erection.

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    …takes way too many steroids.

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    thinks hes buff

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    jizzed in his pants!

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    we are both washed up nobodies

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    … brought Perez as his date

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    has been tragically impaled by an unseen meathook while Indigo Montoya (Gene) and Little John (bushy beard guy) look on in amusement.

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    he's……one wierd mo-fo…..

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    OH GOD, CARROT ME!!!! OH CARROT- PUSS ME!!

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    … looks like a dinosaur… They're prob gonna all get high later with him. I know i would it'd be the best ever!! Oh CARROT PUSS PUSS!!

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    is an asshole. The more important question is where is the guy in the middle's teeth?

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    realized he was a ginge.

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    No thats not the desprate house wives guy in the middle its Jason Dussault from the gene simmons money bag launch party! he rocks!!! i love his apparel line www.dussaultapparel.com Jason confirm my pending request on facebook!!!! PLEEEZE

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    Carrot top OK ….carrot bottom???
    with gene "Per"Simmons around
    who knows…sounds like tongue sprain time
    …reminds me of the old joke
    about the guy with the sock in the speedo
    "Dude…You're supposed to wear it in the
    front!!!"
    imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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    is on roids!

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    likes masturbating in front of hairy men

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    is showing daddy how his tongue has grown….:)

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    Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He ___ is tired of being mistaken for that Chuckie Doll?

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    needs a stylist oh and he has a wiener drawn on his chest haha

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     is thirsty