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Gene Simmons and Carrot Top attend the launch party for Moneybag clothing at Wasted Space nightclub in Las Vegas.

Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm / Email this »

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SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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LIVES.
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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EXISTS.
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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THINKS HE'S FUNNY.
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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is disatisfied with the lack of orange curly hair on gene simmon's cock…….
jimeli9 says – reply to this

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loves to be gay and stupid!
Amazing Grace says – reply to this

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…he forgot to take his medication again .
mandabanana says – reply to this

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is the ugliest tranny i've ever seen
lilybet says – reply to this

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has his face permantly stuck in the dick licking position
leftylady wants to spoon with Tom Petty says – reply to this

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I thought at first he was with Richard Simmons. Whoops!
Jay Nash says – reply to this

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Just found out he's a lesbian!
leftylady wants to spoon with Tom Petty says – reply to this

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It looks like Jim Carrey with wicked facial hair sitting between them.
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac –
ali85 says – reply to this

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is about to get his ass kicked
n|u|t|m|e|g says – reply to this

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IS AN ATTENTION WHORE! BLEH..
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Whiny little girl who fucks donkeys!
n|u|t|m|e|g says – reply to this

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IS THAT THE GUY FROM DEPERATE HOUSWIVES IN THE MIDDLE?!?!?!?
topper says – reply to this

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The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (GU), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will case more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
just dance says – reply to this

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He is overrated.
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Question, wouldn't a whore with two faces be quite successful?
.
Thanks Henry!
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: topper – What the fuck is that mess?
topper says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R –
It's a reading exercise for you. I can see that you never read a book………………………………………………..it takes too long to get to the point.
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Has a problem!
BettyBummer says – reply to this

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is challenging the world champion cunning linguist!
Daxie says – reply to this

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asking for a licking
imadjanation says – reply to this

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lost control of his clitoris
frusciante says – reply to this

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seriously needs to get John Frusciante's new solo album
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I'M NOT MUCH FOR RED HEADS BUT CARROT TOP HAS GOT SOME SERIOUSLY BIG SEXY BICEP ARMS!!!! TOO BAD HE AINT GOT NO ASS…BUT THOSE ARMS…………..DAY-UM! I WANT TO TOUCH THEM! TEE HEE.
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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Re: topper – I don't come her to study, obviously. No one wants to see paragraph after paragraph of garbage. Just sayin.
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________. Has a tongue TWICE as long as his p.p.?
topper says – reply to this

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Re: M*I*A*R –
It's the weekend Milar. Perez slacks off on the weekend. So do you want to "fill in the blank?"
Did you read it all the way through? I don't think so. If you did, you would see the humor in it and quityourbellyachin!
italianguy1 says – reply to this

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I would like to see him naked! I would do him
Coopsmum says – reply to this

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just chocked on a cockring!!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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"If my inner circle of advisers can't even communicate about the most basic issues, how are we going to tackle the massive problems our nation faces?" Obama said during a press conference. "When I tell my cabinet that getting bipartisan support is exactly like the time Conan got Taurus to help him steal Yara's jewel, they need to understand what I mean."
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – harry..no more politics honey
dingdong..or donkey talk
hehehehe
shitfukdhit
Chunkyman38 says – reply to this

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Jizzed in his pants.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Just for you!XOXO
hunterjohnson says – reply to this

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is still preforming!
freetoes says – reply to this

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..is choking on his makeup stick!
perezishomophobic says – reply to this

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you are such a fucking homophobe Perez.

Shame on you.
manicmolly says – reply to this

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botoxed his tongue
bongo says – reply to this

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he just informed us he's really Kathy Griffin
dibo says – reply to this

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Has freakish arms
oc brat says – reply to this

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RANCID
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He ___Is Harry___.
SOMETHING SMELLS says – reply to this

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IS HE GAY OR NOT? HE HAS A GORGEOUS HOUSE IN LV
angelinme777 says – reply to this

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His tounge is on steroids also! And looks like a wax puppet!
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac –
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooo
tell me harry..something
fukin interesting about
my dingdong that I don't
fukin know just to hold me
till Monday…hehehehehe
shitfukshittinweekfukinendfukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Rasta Mocha Mon says – reply to this

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peed his pants.
localsavage says – reply to this

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Is a steroid fueled douche bag
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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…He just got a look at Simmons realllly bad face lift.
LuvleeRita says – reply to this

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He didn't like the taste of Gene Simmons love juice.
Veruca Salt says – reply to this

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Carrot Top has want way to far with the face lift and make-up. Is he gay?? or metro??
asswholes on perez says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – 23 out of 73
marberry says – reply to this

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done lost his mind, obviously
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
you make me fukin laugh bitch
shitfuk yourself into non existence fuker
all you do is copy/paste your same shit from
post to post..what are you a fukin robot your
master fuks ??
eat fuk
Gigit says – reply to this

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____ is a reject
6969 says – reply to this

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..sucks at life…
cali kitty says – reply to this

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needs to get laid
cali kitty says – reply to this

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Re: perezishomophobic – perez is gay
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
stop acting like you're the fukin FuZZ
is that what you do in the day while we are
leaving comment? you investigate every
person on here, you fuk?
I fukin told you I'm clean..never fuked in my life
you 2 CENT WHORE..I guess you told me that coz
that's what you fukin do to live..fuk old men..
Nice life you got there
this shitfuk has no BALLS TO FIGHT
THE DAYSHIFT.
THAT'S SO FUKIN FUNNY
shitfukshit..you are afraid to play with us.
fuk you whore
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
I do wtsf I want to do..
and If I
wanted to listen to an asshole
I'd fukin Fartttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
unlike you,,when I defended orchid..I
never hardly ever read the posts..YOU
YOU no LIFE BITCH..YOU READ EVERY FUKIN WORD
AND WRITE IT DOWN AND THEN YOU HACK INTO PEOPLE'S LIFES AND TELL SECRETS ON THEM..IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUKIN
BUSINESS IF ANYONE HAS BEEN TO PRISON UNLESS THEY SHARE THAT FUKIN SHIT.
YOU ARE THE WORST FUKIN PARISITE I HAVE COME ACROSS
I THINK YOU ARE RELATED TO HITLER YOU COMMI BITCH.
DON'T POLICE AND BOSS US
WE DO WTSF WE WANT..FUK YOU.
NOW THAT I'M LEAVING
YOU'LL HAVE TO PRETEND TALK TO YOURSELF…
_______ )))))))) mOOn kiss for dingdong )))))))
you hate that huh..hehehhehehehe..GOOD..
Nic626 says – reply to this

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I thought this was supposed to be fun… why is everyone attacking each other???
The REAL Orchidgirl! says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonZombie – sorry commi bitch is what your FRIENDS call orchid! bwahahahhahahahahahahaha this is too fun! You know the commi YOU defended! lol
******..l..*****
shebot4444 says – reply to this

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is so HOT!!!
Leahhhhh says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He is jerking off !
smeep says – reply to this

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Talking to Gene Simmons about his plastic surgery experience.
Gene Simmons laughs because he knows the feeling.
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Is still breathing!
-Virginia- says – reply to this

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swallowed his nipple
IcyIzzy7 says – reply to this

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Has some serious issues..

where do i start?
FlaNaytcha says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________.

needs to groom his perfect eyebrows and he cant reach…..
FlaNaytcha says – reply to this

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Nope…he's not gay, just very Metrosexual. He used to have a home in Cocoa Beach.
FlaNaytcha says – reply to this

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oops..think he still does.
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: frusciante – DUUUUDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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He still has shit on his mouth from licing Gene Simmons asscrack.
20thCFoxx says – reply to this

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Got stuck on an imaginary icy flagpole! I heard this guy is from my home town–THAT's why I never go back!
lorene5 says – reply to this

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is a dick!
Jezzebel says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _IS TOO JACKED UP ON ENERGY DRINKS____________.
harlowstguy says – reply to this

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Carrot Top is just a lightweight, but Gene is a serious serious serious asshole

go back to Israel, Gene!
perezishomophobic says – reply to this

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Re: cali kitty – no shit sherlock. Doesn't mean he can't be a homophobe (self-hating) and hurting gay people by his constant 'jokes' which cast people perceived as gay as "funny", or something to be made fun of.
Fuck Perez, and fuck anyone who is a homophobe, even if they are a self-hating gay person.
Perez is DEFINITELY self-hating.
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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is gross!!!!!!!!!!
Club80 says – reply to this

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He forgot that steroids give his tongue an erection.
Melissa_jean says – reply to this

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…takes way too many steroids.
Queen_B_27 says – reply to this

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thinks hes buff
LeeLee says – reply to this

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jizzed in his pants!
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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we are both washed up nobodies
CRABBY APPLETON says – reply to this

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… brought Perez as his date
bsekul says – reply to this

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has been tragically impaled by an unseen meathook while Indigo Montoya (Gene) and Little John (bushy beard guy) look on in amusement.
KEEFER says – reply to this

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he's……one wierd mo-fo…..
Sweet Cheeze says – reply to this

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OH GOD, CARROT ME!!!! OH CARROT- PUSS ME!!
Sweet Cheeze says – reply to this

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… looks like a dinosaur… They're prob gonna all get high later with him. I know i would it'd be the best ever!! Oh CARROT PUSS PUSS!!
Laxer says – reply to this

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is an asshole. The more important question is where is the guy in the middle's teeth?
emboosh says – reply to this

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realized he was a ginge.
nikki69 says – reply to this

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No thats not the desprate house wives guy in the middle its Jason Dussault from the gene simmons money bag launch party! he rocks!!! i love his apparel line www.dussaultapparel.com Jason confirm my pending request on facebook!!!! PLEEEZE
uglysexy says – reply to this

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Carrot top OK ….carrot bottom???
with gene "Per"Simmons around
who knows…sounds like tongue sprain time
…reminds me of the old joke
about the guy with the sock in the speedo
"Dude…You're supposed to wear it in the
front!!!"
imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
luxuryluxury says – reply to this

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is on roids!
Alexandre26 says – reply to this

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likes masturbating in front of hairy men
Voodoo-Kisses says – reply to this

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is showing daddy how his tongue has grown….:)
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He ___ is tired of being mistaken for that Chuckie Doll?
Jessismac says – reply to this

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needs a stylist oh and he has a wiener drawn on his chest haha
averyjane says – reply to this

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is thirsty

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