Headline Of The Week Weak

"Goat detained over armed robbery"

That must be some magical goat! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

[Image via WENN.]

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Posted: Jan 30, 2009 at 10:39 am / Email this »

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45 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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BBD Have ya ever Fisted a Goat…..I think Harry has….. )
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Curry Goat on Rice…….HOT AND SPICEY……..
SweetPat says – reply to this

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FAAAAAAAAT ASS!!
nocheapones says – reply to this

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If you could magically shapeshift, why turn into a goat, and why are you even bothering trying to steal a Mazda 323?
Caonkey Cankles dida Crap says – reply to this

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OMG people!

What was Prez doing dressed as a goat? Is that some sort of fantasy or something?!?
LettyB says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA! WTF!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Caonkey Cankles dida Crap – HAHAHAHAHA!
Jubilee says – reply to this

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Someone's been taking the 'Willow' movie way too seriously.
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – ONE OF MY FAVORITES….YUMMY!
LaDiva 1 n only Diva... says – reply to this

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Blahhhhhh that's what I think about your crappy news today…
Meat eater and beater says – reply to this

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That goat is fuckin sexy…
Caonkey Cankles dida Crap says – reply to this

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oh my bad… that goat incident was actually my ex husband…and anyone who wants to fist him…feel free but do some damage would you?

he sure as shit deserves it!
TheJenny says – reply to this

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Dude, you really need to check out Reuters… this story is old news already. SHEESH!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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WTF!!! That's craaaazy……
Meat eater and beater says – reply to this

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*pffft* oh that was a stinky one.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Did Lily Allen show up a blow it?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: Caonkey Cankles dida Crap – LOL!!!!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – Donger..did you see the poem back on the Hogan One!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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PEREZ GO FUCK A GOAT YOU IGNORAMOUS!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – No but I did fist that pig on the last page!
SweetPat says – reply to this

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Re: Caonkey Cankles dida Crap – HAHAHAHA
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Goat head soup….
afgirl1106 says – reply to this

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SO LATE PEREZ!!!! THIS NEWS WAS ON A WEBSITE FOR MORE THAN 2 WKS NOW. FIND SOME NEWS PLZ
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Goat anal porn…now that is something that I will watch!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – NO, i will check out…….
MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY says – reply to this

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NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME ABOUT THE REPTILIANS…BUT THAT'S OK
LettyB says – reply to this

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NEXT FUCKFACE!
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
((((( dingdong on rice sound good to me ))))))))))))))
shitfukhott )))))) kiss)))))))))))))))
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: guilty of being white – EWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – CURRY GOAT ROTI!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Is that the queen in that pic? Is she asking the goat " Did you cum in Lily's mouth?"
SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! says – reply to this

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Not unlike the weasel that fucked up this country.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Homo
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – YAAAAA Baby……NAN Bread
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonFireFly – I hope you eat meat….. )
If not i will show you my zucchine…….. )
katgoddess says – reply to this

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this is stupid!
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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BBQ GOAT
Jay Nash says – reply to this

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I can't tell, which one is the goat? The one in the green or the fugly tan coat?
Nimue says – reply to this

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Obviously a scapegoat…
SheriMoonFireFly says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
I fukin luv meat..
and yours..hehehehe
Zucchine is my fav♥
(((( dick grab ))))
shitfukshit
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Is she thinking? Wow look at that friggin goat I bet he has a monster size weewee?
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Re: Nimue – Ha Ha Awesome Comment…
?r!nc3$$_buNn!3 says – reply to this

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0mg that is so fing cute
freshprincess says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Alisa-Chan says – reply to this

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mmm. hmm. Do they educate people over there at all? How can they believe such childish stupid crap?

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