Mayer's Manly Sleepover

The reports keep trickling in that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits.
One of the celeb magazines claims that the rock dude was seen on a date with some blonde chick at Marix Tex Mex on Wednesday night.
Well, a source close to our former makeout buddy exclusively tells PerezHilton.com, "That was a business dinner and there was nothing romantic about it at all. After that, John headed to Jennifer's house at 12:30 A.M. and stayed until around Noon on Thursday."
And there you have it!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]















































boring
enough of this already
next
yawn
am i alone???
anyone here
hello
first?
not first
second maybe3
ok, im bored now
come on somebody please
ok this sucks
wow 14th
15th?
16th?
17th
18th
19th?
ok stopping at 20
Re: DikinCider –
ONe Bigg fist cuming up..hehheeh
She so fukin paid him to walk with her…probably a million fukin dollars..shitfukshittin loserbitch..
(((( mOOn kiss to dingdong ))))
Great news…..
Sorry, Perezito!!
John was probably helping Jennifer clean her house or do some other OCD chore she had lined up for him…
Re: DikinCider – LOL!!! Well done!!!!
WHO CARES FUCKNUT!
Re: DikinCider – DAYUM DUDE!
Re: DikinCider – Is this how you are at the buffet??????
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She needs a boob job………..
Re: DikinCider – GOOD JOB!
Hey everyone, look for me this Sunday! I'll be fistin' Bruce during halftime and the losers in their locker room after the game!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – ((((((((Lick MOON BUM)))))))))))..:o)
it's amazing how many of my posts never see the light of day. Anything related to the new government officials is off limits I guess. Hey Perez, do we live in Red China?
While Perez sleeps alone.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – No way! That fat bastard might eat my fist!
why wont you leave them alone?
Nobody gives a fuck who these people are fucking just like we don't care if you are fucking your dog, Teddy.
Re: DikinCider – WTF!!! HOW YOU DO THAT!!
Faggez, stop talking about you alledgedly making out. It must have been the only time you made out in your entire life. And the dude must have been really wasted to have made with you. Or is just you thinking you've made out?? Stop smoking the funny sticks.
Re: DikinCider – Is your pic Perez as a young lad?
just because you spend you're nights alone in bed with Teddy you forcing him of course jealous much doughboy
Uhhhhhhh
SO WHAT
Re: DikinCider – Not bad for a fat fucker.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – MOON LICK BACK……..
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lol, i should of kept going… but then i thought what if someone else sneaks in, i would look pretty friggin stupid….
time for a donut…
yeah, getting time for a bigger wheelbarrel
damn, how did you guess?
Re: Big Black Dick – heheheheeeeeeeee
eatfukshitfuk..heheheRe: Long Dong Connery –
I fukin feel yea((( eyesquirt))))))))))
fukshitfuk
whoooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo
obese fucker, fat would be thin compared to me
Re: Big Black Dick – damn dude you would lose your fist up my ass!!!!
pillsberry
HEHE
-poke
.. wowww the jealosy from pig pastry is just so lovely.
Perez the Truthslayer!
You know, another movie, another break-up rumor. They are working hard. Mayer earning his PAYOFF posing as a fake boyfriend = TV show et al. This woman doesn't' love. She only loves her career but lies over and over again about wanting a family. JenHens and frumpies are conned. Wake up. Brad did.
jealousy*
Re: DikinCider – Excellent!
When are you gonna face the facts Perez?? Jen & John are together & thats that! Stop hating on them just because they are nice people who are in love and your a saddo who is all alone! It's your own fault! Your BITTER!!!!!!!
Cute. I wanna have a sleep over with John Mayer, it would be so sweet! We'd have some boy talk, play video games (or whatever straight boys do these days), have him serenade me with his angelic voice, and have a good make-out session. He's sleepover material, not boyfriend.
next………………….
Re: Jenfraud – You've made your point countless times. It's funny how you say that Jen can't or doesn't let go of talking about Brad/Angie but you can't/don't stop talking about her… So you are basically getting on her for the same thing you are doing… Get over it already…
Nobody cares about the status of their so called "relationship." Can't 2 people fuck without it turning into marriage and babies? I mean, just because they are hooking up, doesn't mean that they are "in love." It's unfair that just because Jen's clock is ticking that people except a happy ending here.
Seriously Perez, you NEED to get over the fact that you made out with him. You sound like a stalker. And we are sick of hearing it.
aww i feel so bad for her.
i want her to get married
it must be hard with her having to watch brad and angelina.
mr. and mrs. smith ruined her marriage
They make a cute couple and I hope they stay together.
ya poor maniston called her boy toy after reading the comments that she can't keep a man and beg him to go stay with her hahaahah poor poor selfish Jen lol
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Re: Jenfraud –
GET
A
LIFE.
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former makeout buddy. Perez, get over yourself you loser.
Re: LaDiva 1 n only Diva… – How about YOU get over it?! If YOU don't like what she has to say, then "just skip over it", "keep scrolling down". Dumbass. Perez is a loser who is stuck on something that POSSIBLY (was never proven) happened YEARS ago and needs to get a life. None of you know a damn thing about this girl or her personal life, get a grip.
Re: LaDiva 1 n only Diva… – JUST IGNORE HER.
JENFRAUDS DELUSIONS ARE WHAT MAKE HER SUCH A UNIQUE AND ENTERTAINING PERSON.
READ HER COMMENTS, LAUGH, THEN MOVE ON.
Too, just because the girl isn't married, with 100 babies, and adopting from 3rd world contries, doesn't mean that she isn't happy and healthy. Maybe she doesn't need a man, like some other pathetic chicks who can't live life without one. She's beautiful, made a carreer for herself. Not to mention, if Brad is SOOO great, how come Jens movie (which I admit, looked pretty stupid) beat out Brads?!? hahaha I don't get how people don't have anything against Angelina, that husband stealing, brother kissing slut, but there's something wrong with Jen? WTF is wrong with you people? Jen and Brad were MARRIED. No one gets marriage anymore. It's treated as if people are breaking up when they get divorced. Makes no sense.
Re: HellenKiller – lol well said
Re: Nikki Rose – No, Aniston threw her marriage away by HERSELF, saying on PRINT that "Brad isn't the love of my life" in 2002! It took Brad three years to shake Aniston off and her PR team CAA. Thanks to Angelina now he has a REAL life with a REAL family. Aniston keeps her FAKE life with her FAKE boyfriends whom she pays off with a TV show.
Business dinner my arse. They were making sweeeet lurve all night long.
Give me Mayer over Pitt ANY day of the week.
why does Jen want to be with that loser.
I wish Jen wasn't so desparate for a man. She makes one bad choice after another, when she could have anyone she wanted.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF HIM FUCKING JEN. I'M SHOOOORY MARIO YOU DIDN'T GET THE COCK!
MATTER FACT IT MUST HAVE BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU GOT THE COCK SINCE YOU STILL FUCKING TALK ABOUT MAYER.
WOWWWW!!!
YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE!
ARE
YOU
STALKING
THEM
???
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OR DO YOU JUST
HAVE EVERY ARTICLE
WRITTEN ABOUT THEM
STACKED TO THE CEILING
NEXT TO YOUR COMPUTER
WAITING FOR POSTS ON THEM
SO YOU CAN TYPE OUT DIRECT
QUOTES BY PEOPLE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW….
OR MAYBE YOU STAY UP NIGHTS FILING THEM INTO YOUR MEMORY
YOU
NEED
HELP
:^( Re: Jenfraud –
Re: Afed44 – I totally agree with you.
Re: Jenfraud – Please stop spreading your hate and bitterness to others, it`s very clear that you are dissatisfied with your life, accept the responsability for that and move on instead of spit poison here.
Re: Afed44 – why don't u shut the fuck up and keep scrolling u retarded cocksucker… get a fucking life u stupid bitchface…
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.Re: Afed44 –
u bitched out someone
(LaDiva)
on your own side…did you even read what you were replying to?
just thought i'd point that out. it's funny.
Re: Jenfraud – damn another psycho bitch…. and yes i mean you
A perfect example of someone who doesn't give back and doesn't give a shit
So WHAT!!!! nobody gives a shit!!!
They can't be joined at the hip forever-if so, you call her clingy. I think she can do soooo much better. I don't getit.
Re: Jenfraud –
Jennfraud you are such a waste of space! Why dont you go fuck your blow up doll and do us all a favor and disappear from the face of the earth!
Re: Afed44 –
We can say whatever we like on this site. How about you mind your business? LaDiva was not referring to you! JennFraud is most annoying person on this site!
Ehhhh
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Why should we care??? The fact that you are obsessed with Mayer Loser won't make him interesting for the rest of the world!!!
JEn Honey you are sooo beautiful and perfect please dump this IDIOT NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! You can do much much better!
Re: JA Fan – Only delusional JenFans like you get pissed off when the truth about Aniston is told. How strange. I didn't make anything up. Aniston DID SAY Brad is not the love of her life. They DID SPEND SIX MONTHS APART in 2004. These are facts, which you the delusional JenFans can't take. Sorry for you.
Re: kitty9 – No, she can't have anyone she wanted. She couldn't keep Brad because she was too selfish, and incapable of balancing career and family. She is a failure in life so she goes for her kind.
Re: Jenfraud – DIE ALREADY……
OH YEAH and JENFRAUD is a MORON
The reason Aniston's movie beat out Pitt's movie was because people wanted to see the dog! Nobody wanted to see her whining yet again, but they couldn't resist the adorable puppy. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if the dog gets more acting jobs than she does after Marley and Me.
Re: I Hate New Jersey – Totally agree. See, both Wilson and Aniston were human side-kicks. Marley and Me was a best seller, it's all about the cute dog. Aniston's role was totally REPLACEABLE. Just like she is in real life. Replaceable.
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – yay someone else realizes they are a fuckin joke!!!
Who fucks his mother? John!
Re: DikinCider – my god u can count 20 asswhole
THIS is stupid why does someone need to confirm that? SHE IS SO OVERPOSSESIVE OF THE POOR GUY I actually feel sorry for him. LET HIM GO BITCH you are ugly get someone ugly like you
jen and john are the hottest couple in hollywood and brangloonies are afraid that these two are shining more than brangelina , brangelina's hook up is a houx they are going to split in while they are publiciy whores.
000 jen and john are the hottest couple in hollywood and brangloonies are afraid that these two are shining more than brangelina , brangelina's hook up is a houx they are going to split in while they are publiciy whores.