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From the inner sleeve of Morrissey's new single, I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris."

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  1. 1

    Oh my GOD. With the possible exception of the asshole on the left, there's not ONE of these idiots whose record I want removed.



  2. 2

    As much as I LOVE Morrisey, this is just disturbing haha!
    In a funny way, not horrifically. He was cute back in the '80's ;)
    What a charming man! haha



  3. 3

    HUH? I'M CONFUSED.



  4. 4

    Morrissey is so insanely hot…

  5. Mim says – reply to this


    5

    Ew



  6. 6

    Blech, they're all fucking nasty.



  7. 7

    GROSS!!!!



  8. 8

    Oddly enough I am very intrigued and turned on by this. Mmmm



  9. 9

    LOL! So funny, the fat one to the right is hiding himself :)



  10. 10

    1st and he's a riot- i like Morrissey



  11. 11

    Oh fuck, here we go again. Another party at Perez's pants.



  12. 12

    MY EYES ARE BURNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  13. 13

    uhhhhhhhh



  14. 14

    PEREZ UR A HOMO!! U LOVES COCKS



  15. 15

    Re: M*I*A*R – You know what would spice up their act? A donkey!

  16. JCPR says – reply to this


    16

    4 of them are HOT!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!! i'm horny now. lol



  17. 17

    Awww come on Morrisey!



  18. 18

    who's the old guy? NEXT!



  19. 19

    Funny.



  20. 20

    Oh ewwwwwww,pubes!.I cant stop staring dough.



  21. 21

    ill see these sexy naked MEN at coachella babyyyyY! already got my layaway tickets!!!



  22. 22

    Re: harrybalsac – You know it my brotha!!!! They all look capable of handling it.



  23. 23


  24. 24

    Better to be hung like a horse than fuck like a chicken. That's what I always say.



  25. 25

    That old dude's in pretty good shape for his age.



  26. 26

    I still think Morrisey is such a hot DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    I used to love someone (still do) who was bigger. But I loved him for his goodness, not his peen size. No, not my husband.



  28. 28

    Yuuucck!! If they were hot it'd be a different story!!! If it was harrybalsac. Hehe.



  29. 29

    20 years too late.



  30. 30

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Hung like a DONKEY!



  31. 31

    Wha?



  32. 32

    speechless



  33. 33

    God these guys are older than my dad



  34. 34

    Re: M*I*A*R – No horse. Thoroughbred.



  35. 35

    The Chili Peppers did it first.
    (socks, not vinyl 45s)



  36. 36

    hmmm… Im glad to see he doesn't have my friends tired old quotes tattooed on his bod! I bet they'd be Truly Disappointed !lols



  37. 37

    I would still do him! Talk about a DILF!



  38. 38

    Mmmmm. The one to the right of Morrisey (his right) can remove that record, STAT!



  39. 39

    Love him…I'd fuck.



  40. 40

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! NOT YUMMY NOT A SCREW…I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.



  41. 41

    Great, just what i was craving, a bunch of dickless fucks exposing theirselves on the internet



  42. 42

    Yummmm, love Morrissey…now thats how a man should look and sound like :D



  43. 43

    Harry, I know you've got it all lathered up by now you dog!



  44. 44

    Reminds me of my frat days and the so called hazing I went through. I was hard all the time.



  45. 45

    eeewwww!



  46. 46

    Re: *Lulu*
    Are you THE Lulu? You're so hot! You've changed since Hee Haw. Maybe I'm not a homo after all.



  47. 47

    What is this? Is it the MENU at the buffet Perez likes to go to?

  48. pdmo says – reply to this


    48

    Morrissey is suck and interesting man



  49. 49

    WTF!!!



  50. 50

    They are all pretty nasty!!



  51. 51

    OMG he's still stunning and I love his songs so much, and his velvet voice. And this name , Morrissey…ok, I stop this now



  52. 52


    um…

    EWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    HELL-2-THA-MUTHA-FUCKIN'-NOOOOOOO!

    the 2 younger in shape guys are okay

    but the that fat bloated homo in the middle SERIOUSLY
    needs to go back into the pink closet he escaped from

    BLEGH!



  53. 53

    I've got to say it… All but one is in pretty darn god shape!



  54. 54

    I mean't good



  55. 55

    HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!



  56. 56

    Hmmm, yes, more of this please.

  57. sushi says – reply to this


    57

    Is this the same fuckpig who claimed to be asexual?



  58. 58

    Re: topper – #46 LMAO!



  59. 59

    ewwwww!!! this is disgustingggg!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  60. 60

    GIGGITY GIGGITY

  61. Alz says – reply to this


    61

    OMG! *Speechless*

  62. Alz says – reply to this


    62

    I was looking for the link to see 'uncensored version' damn!



  63. 63

    Re: sushi – Asexual at some point in his life!!! He must have changed his mind.
    He's not an asshole, he is the most amazing lyricist ever!!!!

  64. babyd says – reply to this


    64

    i want to rip morrissey's record off with my teeth….. yummmmm



  65. 65

    How long should we wait till the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK pull a Morrisey????



  66. 66

    Hey Perez, please work your magic and get the photos *without* the records in place.



  67. 67

    This explains why you were so impressed with Harry Potters teeny weenie. You're impressed by 7", that's pretty sad.



  68. 68

    this is like copying all time low



  69. 69

    what the hell? yummy yummy screw??? If these were women in the same shape as these men are you would be busting them up for being fatties. Mysoginist



  70. 70

    the man on the FAR RIGHT is MATT WALKER. He is the Drummer for Filter, Most Dangerous Race, and he was the Touring Drummer for THE SMASHING PUMPKINS for their Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness tour.



  71. 71

    2nd to the left aint that bad



  72. 72

    They look amazing, love this picture!!!

  73. Norig says – reply to this


    73

    Ugh why didn't he do that when he was younger! I would have literally creamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  74. 74

    i say he looks damn good!



  75. 75

    Re: just dance – if those guys are older than your dad then you shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet alone!

    also he looks better at 50 than most of the 30 year olds i've seen. . just sayin'!



  76. 76

    why are they hiding the fat guy?



  77. 77

    well, obviously meat IS muder…..



  78. 78

    I LOVE ME SOME MORRISSEY AND HE IS LOOKING GOOD AND ALWAYS SOUNDS GREAT … HE IS SUCH SUCH SUCH SUCH A DADDY, & I LOVE DADDIES VOICE! HOPE TO SEE HIM IN LOS ANGELES THIS UPCOMING TOUR 2009



  79. 79

    He's only 49. That's not that old. Anyway, this.is.amazing. I see Morrissey sooooon! For the third time.



  80. 80

    For a man of Morrissey's age, he isn't looking too bad. And I like how his record is attached just a little lower than the others to give the illusion of a longer member :p



  81. 81

    I fucking LOVE HIM. Thank you for posting this P.

    Morrissey:



  82. 82

    …Morrissey:



  83. 83

    Oh WTF??

    No fucking interweb hearts showing up? LOL.



  84. 84

    first off perez knows hes GAY
    why do you fucks keep telling him
    your saying it like an insult, how can it
    be an insult when its TRUE come up with
    some new material.

    its so funny how they hide the fat guy lmao



  85. 85

    I love you Morrisey!!!



  86. 86

    That's right. Mozza looks great. -MorrisseyGirl



  87. 87

    Oh.Hell.Yes.



  88. 88

    I saw Morrissey in Glasgow in 2006 where he stripped off his shirt and threw it in the audience. For someone so shy and unwilling to talk about himself he sure likes to get his kit off.

    I'd have all of them and the fat boy shouldn't be hiding :)

    And for the record, one of them (I think) is Jesse Tobias, who was briefly in the Red Hot Chili Peppers.



  89. 89

    Hot. Hot. Hot.
    Ugh, I love Morrissey!



  90. 90

    Morrissey is so asexual it's not even funny.



  91. 91

    Loves it! Morrissey still looks amazing after all these years.



  92. 92

    Hmmm, curious how many or if any of them are cut??? THey're British so there's a good chance none of them are circumcised. That's more of an American (and Jewish) thing, not so much European.



  93. 93

    that's not fucking controversial at all… it's just disgusting.

    My brother called to tell me about that photo since that weener is his friggin' god.. that's just gross..hasbeen



  94. 94

    Ha! I fucking love Morrissey.



  95. 95

    Re: frusciante – Too True!You should go to the Coachella festeval and call Mozzer out on this one!



  96. 96

    ew… thats all i have to say



  97. 97

    I'd fuck him. Morrissey's hot!



  98. 98

    Hey, he doesn't look like no fucking vegetarian, or, at least, he doesn't in the above photo.



  99. 99

    man, they must need record sales bad. the music must be sub-par.



  100. 100

    Holy shit someone please remove Morrissey's record!

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