The Simpsons Have Some Good Lawyers, Jessica's Attorneys On The ATTACK!
So the one smart thing the Simpsons did was hire a real good lawyer, and with Speedfit reviving its lawsuit against Jessica Simpson for breach of contract, Papa Joe sicked his legal pitbulls on the fitness company, with some hilarious results.
PerezHilton.com has exclusively obtained the letter sent by the Simpson lawyers to Alex Astilean, CEO of SpeedFit. It's pretty long and packed with legal jargon, but we've extracted the gems for you.
Says Jess' attorney to the SpeedFit dude:
- "While I have come to expect erratic and unprofessional behavior from you [Speedfit guy] - - having witnessed firsthand your threatening and intemperate outbursts - - your recent conduct is beyond the pale, and is confirmatory of your desperation in failing to make any progress in your frivolous arbitration concerning the Video."
- And here he quotes the Speedfit dude as writing, "I don't know who's [sic] "fine cut" is [sic] but certainly not mine! This video is far from be finish [sic], but I guess this is the best they can do (production company . . .). It si [sic] a long story behind it and I will make it sort [sic]: They [my production team] couldn't write the script, they couldn't direct it and obviously they couldn't edit it! I am about to send an official letter from my lawyer to [my partner] and [my production team] with my total disapproval of this video. Before Jessica will approve this video, it will have to have mine too and it is very far from that!" (But why would you ever do business with an individual who cannot write beyond a 5th grade level?)
- To which the lawyer responds with, "Despite this moment of clarity in your assessment of the appalling quality of the Video that you produced, over the course of the following year you did nothing to correct the Video or make it palatable for public consumption…."
- "With no merit to your claims, and no remaining lawful avenues to pursue, you have now stepped over the line from the bizarre and the frivolous - - going so far as to absurdly suggest that Ms. Simpson's termination of the agreement has caused the deaths of "fat people" (your words) - - into the realm of unlawful and legally actionable conduct."
- And ends with a nice, friendly, "The Simpson Parties will no longer tolerate your excesses, and you are now on formal notice of their legal claims against you. …. I suggest that you govern yourself accordingly."
Or he could have told him to "Be careful y'all!"
Speedfit dude doesn't stand a chance in hell!
[Image via WENN.]
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Don't forget to sue MacDonald's to fat ass!
TOO LONG ASSCRACK!
" These boots are made for walkin', down to Mickey D's, gimme a # 1 and supersize it please!"
Re: harrybalsac – HAHA
PINCHE PUTO MARICON PIRUJO. CAN YOU JUST USE ANOTHER FUCKIN PICTURE OF HER FAT ASS
Re: harrybalsac – Blahh,blahh,blahhh
Who cares shes a hasbeen
NEXT!
At first whenI just saw the top of the photo I thought it was photoshopped! She has put on weight! Get over it!!!!
*YAAAAAWNS!!!!
HUGE BOOBS!
Re: harrybalsac – why did you go and mewss her hair up?
You know, not so much the hips and waist, but the arms and back fat have got to go. (Or, HELLO, stop wearing tank tops?)
She looks bad in this pic. Really bad.
I think there's a donkey in her future.
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THE ONLY ATTACK THE FAT BITCH HAS BEEN ON LATELY IS OF THE BIG MAC VARIETY!!!
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Just lose the weight Jess!!!
She use to be so hott!
she is a fat bitch…she is a hasbeen popstar that got fat and is trying to push off on us this curvy thing…
FAT ASS
FAT PIG
WHICH EVER ONE YOU CHOOSE…SHE WILL STILL LOSE TONY ROMO CUZ WE ALL KNOW HE WILL TRADING IN THE OLD FAT PIG FOR A FRESH SUPER MODEL
Re: RedWingsFan – fat chicks will do ANYTHING!
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LETTY'S RIGHT PEREZ DARLING, KEEP 'EM SHORT AND SWEET, THIS IS RECREATION FOR LG NOT FINE LITERATURE!!!
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next-already!
white the fat on her arms and the bulge at her waist, that girl is — overweight.
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And you know she is spandexed from the top of her thighs to under her breast is an attempt to "hold it in" - resulting in that muffin-top under her arms.
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Get over it Jessica - if you want to be tubby - fine - that's you're right. But don't get upset when folks notice - ESPECIALLY when your Daddy made your figure such dominant feature for years.
Re: harrybalsac – hahaha
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THE MYSTERY OF MILKY'S STRANGE DISAPPEARANCE HAS BEEN SOLVED–BITCH ATE HIM!
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Re: LettyB – i was gonna say that!
typos, typos for me . . . pls. make that "with" and not "white" for first word.
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geez . . . .
LMAO…funny…
Holy Moley what a beast! Now the reason we can say this is Her Entire Claim To Fame has been based on her appearance. If she were a teacher or a banker or a waitress this comment would be out of line, BUT she isn't she is a Faux Talent based how how she L@@K (ed)
i'd still do her.
Fuck all ya'll for saying she's fat. Seriously, who gives a shit? This is why women don't eat and throw up their food.
Re: hopes z – hips and waist small only due to industrial-strength spandex . . . a peson's arms are generally a dead give-away.
YOU HAVE BIGGER MAN BOOBS THAN JESSICA FAT ASS PEREZ!
Why do you keep using this pic?
Wait, I know why, never mind….
See ya in court, y'all…….
Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – Milky hasn't disappeared.
Re: mama of 2 – lol…slut!
She if fucking fat and ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to lose fat ugly!!!!!!!!!
She is so fucking overweight!!!!!!!!!!
Can't believe that she is a Hollywood star too big of a schock GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB – Lmao perez' sloppy man boobs puts to shame alot of women…
Re: LettyB – lol…
fatty
shut up fatty
lol there is nothing funnier than an ugly fat guy who thinks putting someone else down makes him less ugly and fat , go look in a mirror dude lol
Hmmmm
BIG( . ) ( . ) ss
Lard ass.
Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – LOL! XOXOXO
Woah she looks so effin fat!
FUPA alert…
I find it hard to believe that this is the same Jessica Simpson who had a video singing in a bikini while washing a car just a couple of years ago.
omg i cant believe how heavy she got
(But why would you ever do business with an individual who cannot write beyond a 5th grade level?)
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Yes, we say this about you every day, Mario. Why are people paying you>?
Re: _Alice_ – #33.
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WELL LG REALLY HASN'T BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE COWS COMINGS AND GOINGS, DARLING, BUT LG SURMISES BY YOUR COMMENT THAT THE COW HAS IN FACT CHANGED ITS NAME AND AVATAR AFTER LG "OWNED" IT!
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HEY SWEET!!! @@
She's starting to look a 40 year old redneck house wife. bleh!!!
Seriously, she's got all the money in the world. Couldn't she hire a stylist to pick out her clothes. Lose the tight ones!
She's packing on the poundage. Even two belts can't hold in that gut of hers. Would still let her blow me, though.
horrible outfit, in a better outfit she would not look fat.
STUFF ANOTHER TWINKIE IN YOUR MOUTH YOU BIG FAT FUCKING BITCH!!!
You are obviously being PAID by these people to publish this… It calls my attention too that you decided to "edit" the letter for your convinience… would have been more interesting if there was a link to the exact real letter cause we all know that as biased as you are you are most likely ommiting important details or making this letter sound worst than it really is!
Why would they wait this long to bring up again this??? Why they need to make this public???
SHE IS NO FATTER than KHLOE FUCKDASHIAN…
Boy she got fat
Re: jimmyjazz – #55.
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HEY SEXY!!!
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Re: Kate27 – #57.
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THAT'S LIKE SAYING A RHINO'S NOT FATTER THAN A MANATEE DARLING!
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OR PEREZ.
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JUST TEASIN' PEREZ DARLING, THE NEW YOU IS SMOKIN' HOT!!!
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LMAO IS SEE MR SIMPSON AND FAM ARE BAD BOYS HMMM…
Re: LG is simply ABSTRACT! – hey, you piece of shit tranny……….i am here. the only thing you own around here is that crazy rabbit!
WOW!! DAISY DUKE NO MORE!! EEK!
maybe fatso is pregnant but had an abortion so she is still waiting to lose sum weight. fat slut
ok. this is the ONLY comment im going to make
about the obvious….
I agree that it is apparent Jessica Simpson
gained some weight, but hey-she would probably
look normal in clothes that fit.
shouldn't we be hating on her stylist?
Jesus forgives you, Joe.
WoW!
My nutz got TiGHT just reading that shizz.
sso what? she gained weight!
at leaaas
whoa - lol. Yeah it sound like the video company are way unprofessional and have produced some crap that Jess's dad would be embarassed for her to be seen in!
BTW… I don't think Jessica looks "fat". Look how flat her stomach is and how thin her legs are! If her top half looks a little too big it's probably just the shirt she's wearing. The style seems to make her look too busty or something. Plus those belts just make her waist look too thick because she's wearing two of them! As someone else said, it's just a bad outfit and people should complain about the stylists lol
She stillis FAT. Lay off the three "B'S" = BBQ, Beans and Beer you two ton flab ass.
thats horrible she doesnt deserve that highwaisted pants make alot of ppl look fat
She is so not fat. The outfit may not be the best for her, and yes, she's busty, but not at all fat or even plump. Lay off, this is absurd.
Terrible outfit choice even if she is preg
Ayye She'z Driinkin FIJI Water/
Thats the best water Ever. . i drink it.
Pregnant?!?! thats gotta be why her ass is getting so big…or a publicity stunt to stage a comeback by losing weight to regain stardom…
awwwww why is everyone so mean to her???
people do need to leave her alone!
i cant believe my eyes, why she is so fat now?
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I can't understand how a guy like Joe Simpson could have ever been a minister. He would screw over Jesus christ for a buck. His tramp daughter Jessica can balloon up and explode for all I care. I can't believe all these morons in America see this publicity seeking tramp as a victim. I hope Tony Romo did cheat on her. Get rid of her already.