Mini Me's An International Lady Killer
From one famewhore to another!
Last year, Mini Me's fame hungry ex-girlfriend got her 15 minutes by trying to sell a sex tape she made with the miniature star.
Well,it looks like he's found an English tart who has stars in her eyes too!
Mini Me has been hitting the London pAArty scene - hard! - after finishing up his UK Celebrity Big Brother gig.
And, now, reports have emerged that he met and then proceeded to shag former UK Big Brother reality ho, Chanelle Hayes.
Chanelle is known for positioning herself as the Victoria Beckham of the Brit reality star world.
What an insult, right Posh?!
Mini Me is apparently so impressed with Chanelle that he's reached out to his Austin Powers bosses about fashioning a movie role for her in the upcoming sequel.
Yeah, that will really happen. Mini Me has sooooooo much pull in Hollywood!
Chanelle told the Brit media on Saturday, “I am such a massive fan of Austin Powers, I love those movies. If the chance came up for a part, I’d jump at it.”
We're sure she would!
Update: A rep for Verne has contacted PerezHilton.com to confirm the original story released by the Daily Star is not true. Verne's rep says, "This story is a complete fabrication and another great example of garbage British tabloid journalism. This was another shameless attempt for someone to get their name in the press, no matter what the circumstances."
We wouldn't doubt Chanelle's "people" planted the story.
[Images via WENN.]
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Completely Gratuitous
shes such a famehungry twat!!! dont give her attention. a disgrace to northerners!
Oh for goodness sake! That girl is an absolute idiot and would do anything for a bit of media attention!
Famous for wanting to be Victoria Beckham…..cool.
"i'm alright, i'm alright, 'i'm alright…" the is one creepy peace sign. sorry.
You wonder if that WOMAN is practicing the same job her MOTHER had…
There are some desperate people in world!
Re: baba booey –
whoooohooooooooooooBABABOOIE..SHITFUKSHIT
how's Howard Stern's balls fukin smellin lately..like cheese/old/
heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
when your sliding into first and
you think your gonna burst
diarehherrrrrrrrrrrrrr diarehherrrrrrr
shitfukshit Poopykilly..it's pooppartytime..meow
I just shitfukshit in your fukin bed…
come and get me with that fukin poop..
((( dingdong butt grap with lapdance )))
whoofukinhooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuk the steelers
I need the
longdong..
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefuk shitfuk
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – tuiti fruiti baby!
oh my…i blew chunks just imagining kissing him
the women of the day are so classy
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – lol, diareah, diareah, uh, uh, when you go up a ladder and you hear somethin splatter, uh, uh diareah, diareah,uh, uh you sit in a coushin and you feel something mooshin, diareah, diareah, uh, uh,
If this is true it just proves once and for all that he likes messed up women. There are numerous stories out about Chanelle and all you have to do is watch the big brother show she was on, to believe them. Google her video tantrums. She's a real life spoiled, unhinged, diva wannabe. If he wants trouble, he's got it now.
I felt sorry for you Vern on the UK show talking about your bad record with bad women. My mistake. You're not Mini Me, you're just sad, blind and easy.
You keep making fun of his size BUT the guy is hung like a Congo Spearchucker so you might want to tone it down? Heidi might want to try a human some time??
Chanelle sinking to a new low…
He's a disgrace to Dwarfs everywhere.
I'm sorry but anyone who would fuck that…thing….is just nasty. Fucking disgusting. I want to hurl.
skanky whore will even fuck a grotesk midget for more z-list fame. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanelle is a british SLUT LOSER WANNABE that noone cares about here in england anyway
get over it - ur NOT victoria beckham
Perez dont even bother writing about her
shes the biggest loser who ever lived
She'd fuck anyone for fame
Vern's pick up line was probably "I can make u famous" and then she jumped into bed with that thing
Re: HisDruidess – I assume you're talking about Chanelle
Ya, she's the next Posh alright… and I'm the Queen of England.
Who wouldnt she shag for a glimpse of media attention? Truly pathetic.
I want to vom just thinking about it.
CHANEL IS SUCH A SMART GIRL– BUT I DONT GET WHY SHE PUTZ HERSELF OUT LIKE THAT.SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE V.B– SHE NEEDS TO LEARN TO BE HERSELF. BTW HER SONG WAS ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD–BUT THE VIDEO AND HER REP KILLED IT.
If she'd jump at Mini-Me, she'd jump at anything.
Geez pervez, you could play the part of "FAT BASTARD". Ch-CH-Ch-Check it out!
That is sooooo freakin NASHTY! ( Not nasty but NASHTY) What kind of woman would bang a midget? O'k, sure I bange Bridgett the Midget in a vegas brothel…twice. But that is different….
dont talk about her unless she plays fatbastard
Of course she'd jump it. It's clear she'll jump anything. Oh, jump AT it. Yeah that too.
and let's be honest, who the hell would by that porno.
not me, that's for sure.
his fingers scare me!!! and his face too. wouldn't want him doing anything with those fingers.
This is hilarious - I really hope Chantelle did shag him because it proves her d-espration for attention! Ugh!
She is such a famehungry hoe.
No shame whatsoever.
Just another way that the Brits are shown as not being the most decent people. Im so ashamed.
Oh you are joking! I'll bet he got tricked not her! Chanelle is a tart who managed to break Big Bother rules while she was in the house. She had some on off relationship (depending on who was interested) with another housemate and fame whore Ziggy. She also had her own MTV show that was an absolute embarrassment to watch. Don't give her attention. She can't act and she wants to be Victoria Beckham. Even though I'm not a Posh fan, Chanelle is an insult to Victoria.