Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We thought that David Spade scored with lots of ladies (Heather Locklear, Nicolette Sheridan, Playboy bunnies) because of his "funny personality".
Well, we're totally rethinking that one!
Turns out the comedian is well endowed, y'all!
Former Miss USA turned porn star Kelli McCarty recently revealed in an interview with Howard Stern that was intimate with Dave (about 10 years ago) and that the most memorable thing about him was his big peen.
We never would have guessed!
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