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David Spade Has a Big Peen. It Explains Everything!

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We thought that David Spade scored with lots of ladies (Heather Locklear, Nicolette Sheridan, Playboy bunnies) because of his "funny personality".

Well, we're totally rethinking that one!

Turns out the comedian is well endowed, y'all!

Former Miss USA turned porn star Kelli McCarty recently revealed in an interview with Howard Stern that was intimate with Dave (about 10 years ago) and that the most memorable thing about him was his big peen.

We never would have guessed!

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95 comments to “David Spade Has a Big Peen. It Explains Everything!”

  1. 1

    I'd fuck any guy with a big peen — that's what eyelids are for!

  2. 2

    where do i sign up for a ride ?

  3. 3

    hung is good, but I would still need a bag (or two) to do that dude.

  4. 4

    Yea right!

  5. 5

    I knew it. There was just no other explanation for it. I mean, sure, girls like funny guys but let's face it…they like well-hung guys more.

  6. Bree says – reply to this


    Yay for the little guy! Ha, I am sure he is glad the world knows now.

  7. 7

    all ectomorphs have big dicks

  8. 8

    They did a whole "Just Shoot Me" episode on that. I had a feeling its true

  9. 9

    Yeah, right. Besides, no one seriously dates someone JUST because they have a huge weiner.

  10. 10

    Oh yea, and any woman that says "size doesn't matter" is LYING.

  11. 11

    what's "big"? that helps along with his good sense of humor… it makes sense

  12. 12

    that would probably help LOL

  13. 13

    Re: RedWingsFan
    Spade seems like
    he'd be alot of
    fun to get fuked
    up with..hehehhe

  14. 14

    But everything else is forgettable. Hmmm, yet, no one stays with him. Big dick, but doesn't know how to use it. What a waste.

  15. 15

    Come off it Perez. You must have know this about David Spade or at least guessed. Heather Locklear would not go shorter than Tommy Lee, well not much shorter, that should have been a clue for you - honestly!!!!

  16. 16

    his big pen couldnt sway me. hes gross. he reminds me of a little boy.

  17. 17


  18. 18

    It might get him dates, but it's obviously not enough for them to hang around.

  19. 19

    I don't care if it's gi-normous, he's homely and annoying.

  20. 20


  21. 21

    I'd go for a ride!

  22. 22

    everything looks big when you have hands the size of a 4 year old.

  23. 23

    Gross looks like his ego is as huge as his dick.

  24. 24

    ohh man I'm really curious now.. can he show us please

  25. 25

    bet you'd love it shoved up your poo hole you sick fuck.

  26. 26

    Secret of his success exposed?? - speak softly, be funny, and carry a big stick?

  27. 27

    Re: Mistress – LOL!!

  28. 28

    I kinda figured he did. I would see no other reason to have sex with that man.

  29. 29

    Makes me rethink short dudes - woof!

  30. J.Mo says – reply to this


    Perez, you were scooped by the National Enquirer on this like, 10 yrs ago Dude.

  31. 31

    I don't see any other reason! Hes not all that funny.

  32. 32

    How would each celebrity woman know he has a big peen? Do they talk to each other and call each other on the phone after they are done? I can tell you that this guy has a small peen.

  33. 33

    Jaja, a little guy weed a big chorizo, que cute!!!!

    La Coacha would STILL not hit that.

  34. 34

    huge peen is awesome and I agree with HavierPotter where do I sign up?
    *****air tug to David Spade and his big buddy*****
    My buddy, my buddy, my buddy and me!

  35. 35


  36. 36

    i don't care how big that thing is…..he's got nothing to drive it home….puny little man

  37. 37

    Thats soo gross!!!! haha…..plus hes old…..he probably has some kind of std…lol

  38. 38

    I'm sure the playboy sluts didn't fuck him cause of his dick…they fucked him cause of his bank account and that he's been in movies and he's famous

  39. 39

    Its true short guys have big dicks, my man is as tall as david, and cuter of course ;) , But he is hung like a horse!

    Big things come in small packages!

  40. 40

    Re: mamajud – That is the truth!

  41. 41

    time !

  42. 42

    I want to see!

    man some of the comments in this threading have me cracking up, thanks ;)

  43. 43

    oh - he must be Irish!

  44. 44

    hahahahaha that's awesome

  45. ass says – reply to this


    LOL! Good lord Perez. If you stopped eating donuts and did some research once in a while you would know that this has been a known fact for years.
    Your douchery never ceases to amaze me.

  46. 46

    I want to know how big is BIG!!????

  47. 47

    Re: mamajud – LOL - too true

  48. 48

    Re: SheHasBigBoobs – You sound so sure! Care to elaborate?

  49. 49

    I wonder how much Spade paid her to say that on the air

  50. JCPR says – reply to this



  51. 51

    Re: mamajud – RIGHT ON Sister!

  52. 52

    i bet he's got a huge one!!!!

  53. 53

    I don't think he has a big one… yet haven't seen his!

  54. 54

    OMG…ok, whatever

  55. 55

    It is most likely the sense of humor over size. From reports I have heard, he is actually a very nice guy on top of it. Gives a lot to charity, and always gives back to his hometown in Arizona. Just gave $100,000 to the Phoenix Police Dept to help the officers buy the right type of rifle they prefer to use on their Anti-Gang violence unit. Before the officers had to buy them personally at $2,000 apiece. I would at least give him a chance if it were me!

  56. 56

    Do the words 'optical illusion' mean anything to you guys? OMG…I have met nary a short, short man with a huge peen. I thought it was at first, but was sorely (or not) mistaken when it came time for SEXY TIME!

  57. 57

    FUCK SPADE. He's not funny and I'm still trying to find out who likes him. If you do then FUCK u2!

  58. 58


  59. 59

    Re: The REAL Orchidgirl!

  60. 60

    he's still not attractive… =(

  61. 61

    I heard that rumor back when he was dating Jennifer Aniston.

  62. 62

    Lexington: He dated Jennifer Aniston??? When was that? How did I miss that one!

  63. 63

    Re: LG sez Drug Test Palin NOW! – Fuck off you skanky tranny wannabe! You wouldn't know taste, class, or social grace if it slapped you on your fat ass! You are not special. Leave mama alone you psycho fraud! FUCK YOU!

  64. 64

    why wouldn't you have guessed?

  65. 65

    Well that explains everything. Most womanizers who get all the ladies are usually well endowed. Which is why I think my fave famous dude Leo DiCaprio is blessed with the same physical trait!

  66. 66

    Re: Sperm-Dumpster – LOL - I have to agree with you on that. My husband is 5'4" and is hung pretty decently. When he's aroused he's about 6 inches long but where he really has it is the girth - he's very big around, would need to use Magnums if he used condoms (he doesn't) He told me other gals he slept with before we met told him they were surprised at how big he was. He's basically disprortionate for a guy his height. :)

  67. 67

    Re: _Alice_ – what a sweet sistamama you are…xox…….that poor thing just misses talking to me………..some people just don't know how to leave well enough alone

  68. Synik says – reply to this


    Now, if only he would do something about that greasy hair….

  69. 69

    Ok seriously I don't care how endowed he is, there is no power of earth that would ever posess me to sleep with him…. Aarrggghhh just gross.

  70. 70

    Re: mamajud – LOL…the stupid tranny needs to shut his/her pie hole. It's enough. The ugly tranny and his/her lover(SP) preach love and harmony but they do not practice it. They can both bite me. They are nothing but fake ass losers who lick each others assholes on here everyday and it's obnoxious. They both suck big donkey balls and I'm tired of reading their stupid posts!

  71. 71

    Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – come on……..not even one last romp before the vows……lol………morning diva!

  72. 72

    Re: _Alice_ – Morning Darling… Loving your spunk this early in the morning (it's 8:28am for me)….
    Re: mamajud – Lol sorry mama but I've only been with my man and no one else. I plan to keep it that way too…. So david's endowed peen will have to go somewhere else to be appreciated… hehe…

  73. 73

    Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – Hey, yeah it's almost 3pm here. And I'm ready for my day to be done!

  74. 74

    haha maybe that's why he's so "cocky"

  75. 75

    He's like 4 feet tall? Does he lose consciousness when he gets a boner?

  76. 76

    I KNEW IT!….perk..perk…

  77. 77

    You must have missed that episode of Just Shoot Me.It was all about the big PEEN.

  78. 78

    Gotta love a big pee pee!

  79. 79

    are you sure he is a white man?

  80. 80

    i don't give a fuck i still wouldn't do it gross….i h8 shorties

  81. 81

    Who would have guessed?! He doesn't even have a big nose.

  82. 82

    Re: topper – Topper, your ass is intoxicating…

  83. Muse says – reply to this


    Most laid back and self assured guys are…they ususally aren't that great to look at, but personality comes with a big cock. Look at James Woods - he's supposed to have a monster cock and he's always with women, really laid back and has a face like a Stan Winston creation.

  84. 84

    That DEFINETELY explains it.

  85. 85

    Thats old news,It's his wit that's a turn on.

  86. 86

    That usually the case with ugly guys and pretty chicks. I won't be surprise "Marc Anthony" belong to his club too !

  87. vane says – reply to this


    I dont remember him having a big peen when we were together.

  88. 88

    Re: LaDiva Reppin Jerzey… – #82
    Thank you La Diva. Apparently it's too hot for the public to see so for now Perez is keeping it under wraps.

  89. 89

    maybe they just think its big.because the other men were soooooo small.

  90. Ofra says – reply to this


    AND? You can buy "big"!! I guess I would do him if my other choice was Mickey Rourke!

  91. 91

    He's endowed with with a tounge he can lick his chin with. Ooooo…..so good.

  92. Laxer says – reply to this


    I pass on this…now comedian Josh Wolf, I am in no matter what the size!

  93. 93

    I had a sex dream about David Spade the other night. It was fucking hot. Kitchen counter, hell yes.

  94. 94

    Leprechaun usually have some magical trait about them.. at least we know what david's is.

  95. 95

    I thought it was because he was so tall!