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Paris Hilton attends a Super Bowl party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa.

Oh, my! Paris is __________.

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Paris Hilton attends a Super Bowl party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa.

Oh, my! Paris is __________.
taking a dump/wetting herself.
…unable to sit down after been fisted by BBD!
A waste of space and a slag
drunk and needs to fart?
just made a touchdown!
She looks like she has to go to the bathroom
shitty
for the
poop
party
after
((( tittyshot)))
dingdong
((buttslap))
shitfukshit
Queeving…
a willing participant in BBD's hobby.
first!!! hate her!!! shes so overrated!!!
shitting handbags.
She's currently in britain to promote her new series "paris hilton british best friend" its so stupid, why is she looking for a best friend here??? go away paris!!!! THE UK DOES NOT LOVE YOU!!!
taking a dump
Re: LetsGoIntoTwilight – No, not first, and you get a FAIL for " Fill in the blank."
Re: Big Black Dick – Morning darling
Re: LaDiva 1 n only Diva… – Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Morning.
a dirty attention whore
Aging… i see it more and more every month.
…about to fall on her ass
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – #7……..having a good day…but if it had been bad so far…….that one would have turned it around….you always know just what to say!
Re: LetsGoIntoTwilight – Trust me when I say not even America cares for her….
Re: harrybalsac – Morning honey… How u like my avie…
Re: mamajud – Morning mama
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Morning
Re: Big Black Dick –
do you know who is first?
shitfukshittttttttttttttfist time.
whooooooooop dee fukin dooooooooooooo
pulling out her keys!—-Morning everybody!Congrats Sheri-your Steelers played an awesome game!Nailbiter!
Re: kurah.. – Good job#1 and funny too!
has to change her tampon.
Re: mamajud –
heheheheheheee
(((( kissessss)))))
shitfukshit poop time.Meow kitty,wtsfsf?Re: LaDiva 1 n only Diva… – Diva, I luv Paris, I so want to torture her ass.
whooohooooooooooooRe: harrybalsac –
xxxxxxooooo harry, hehheheeeeeeeeeee
shitfukshit
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE!! YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT POSTS RANDOM STUPID THINGS ABOUT HER !
wow she looks hot she knows how to party but lol theirs a video of TMZ that she goes in the bathroom for ever lol
LOVES IT
dying for a wee!!!
…trying to stick another sofa up her ass. Nothing new there.
Re: RedWingsFan –
Hell yea, they rok
6th. time for them…
whoooooooooooofukinhooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shitfukshit
…boarding the DooDoo train to Shit Town.
…In need of pants!
WAITING TO GET BUTT FUCKED!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – MORNING SHERRI BABY!
Re: LaDiva 1 n only Diva… – MORNING DIVA!
is not the shiznit anymore, never was.
an asshole
Taking a BIG Hollywood Shit!!!!!
Skinny, ugly, fame whore who looks like she's trapped another victim in her cooch.
… a drunken idiot!
Hi All
*In best Cindy Lauper voice* Sluts just wanna have fu-uunnn, Whoooaa sluts just anna have fuuuuun!
Oh, my! Paris is _____SAYING, hurry someone, anyone, get over here and light a match by my poop shoot, you won't believe the FLAME you will SEE?
farting on that couch!
Re: LettyB – Morning darling…
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Please, torture away…. Many will thank you… lol
looks like she is begging someone to give it to her up her ass! Gross! Freaking waste of space!
such a slut!
is shooting anal beads out for the lucky raffle winner of "Win Paris's Anal Beads" contest.
preforming an ancient Hilton mating ritual.
Shedding her skin.
about to piss in her pandts if she has any on
going to take a shit on the floor
apparently about to miss the couch?
a complete waste of publicity.
and farting her head off.
An ugly bulimic mess.
…fuckin' retarded! Look at all the people in the background making fun of her.
still an idiot.
You know what, People hate on her because she embraces her femininity, and knows how to let loose at a party. I think it is great that she is able to stay a positive happy person, instead of an angry biotch that is mean to people.
who cares about paris the girl on her right is hott!!!!!
thats the same dress that her sister wore when they hosted that new years party!!!
Paris Hilton is ……… breaking wind.
gagging for it, "we can make some moneys on this, 'superpole in paris'."
stupid whore.
about to take a shit!
SHARDING!
a complete waste of life.
Making POO-POO
awesome. I want to be her new bff
…a fucking ugly, stupid, no-talent skank that needs to go the fuck away.
horny again…
…..wearing the dress Nicky wore on New Years Eve.
TAKING A SHIT!
hopefully not rocking that coach bag sitting behind her on the couch!
in need of some spanking by the looks of it
HER HIT OF ECSTASY JUST KICKED IN AND SHE GOT HER FIRST RUSH!!!
WHATEVER, I JUST WISH SHE'D PASS OUT ALREADY AND LET US LIVE OUR LIVES IN PEACE….
ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S THAT HORRID IMPERSONATOR OF HER. YA, THE ONE THAT WAS ON ONE OF THOSE COURT TV SHOWS….ANOTHER IDIOT.
gassy
…trying (way too hard) to do a sexy "Marilyn" move and succeeds only in looking like a moronic clown.
Re: Gone_Buggy – lmao, good one!
is about to finally release the pinnapple she stuck up herself in south park.
She is pooing on the haters.
obnoxious
sharting!!
Trying to hold in some explosive diarrhea. If those buns move just one inch that stuff is spraying.
Spurting out a bunch of championship rings?
WELL NOW THIS IS JUST TOOOO EASY…
waiting to be felched.
pooping .
Oh, my! Paris is nobody.
Peeing on that sofa.
She's gonna POOP on the couch!
is gonna squat and pee right there
trying to keep that sack of White Castles she had in.
holding a bag of coke that wieghs more than she does
giggling like we all do when we queef.
is thinking about Benji and their special times together.
That, or taking a shit.