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Paris Has Gone Crazy for Dita

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On Sunday, the queen of burlesque, Dita Von Teese, kicked off her "resident artist" gig at the famed Paris showgirl spot, the Crazy Horse.

She'll be on the bill until Valentines Day, February 14th.

In a recent interview, Dita revealed that she loves the Paris scene.

"I like coming here to be appreciated," said Miz Von Teese. "…unfortunately it seems that now in America they've lost all sense of what burlesque really is. It's just something very racy for them."

Yeah, the skanks on the polls aren't as beautiful to watch as classic burlesque gals!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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52 comments to “Paris Has Gone Crazy for Dita”



  1. 1

    That gown is beautiful, glam AND sexy. Dita rules.



  2. 2

    DRAG QUEEN….TRANNY…..HORSE LOVER….DITA VON TEESSE YOU MEAN?!?!?!?



  3. 3

    i wish i could see this show
    she is so amazing.

    i adore dita



  4. 4

    she's such a classy skank ;)



  5. 5

    Classy and sexy!



  6. 6

    "…unfortunately it seems that now in America they've lost all sense of what burlesque really is. It's just something very racy for them."
    *
    WHO DOES THIS TRANNY BITCH THINK SHE IS?!?!?
    SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO PORN!!!!



  7. 7

    :D



  8. 8

    poles*



  9. 9

    Being married to marilyn mason was a bummer but I saw her lesbo video and my image of her changed!That's one kinky bitch-very nice!



  10. 10

    Damn, Dita is one foxy lady! Has she had a boob job?



  11. 11

    Re: SweetPat – what?! Id have to totally agree with that comment of hers! Americans view sex as taboo whereas Europeans have embraced the taboo for years. Walking around nude on the beach there is the norm…that doesnt happen in America. There are nude beaches, but they arent the norm.



  12. 12

    Actually the term "Burlesque" in indie hipster circles doesnt even mean skanks on poles, it means obese art school girls being "okay" with their bodies and showing us (the laughing attendees) that "big girls" can be sexy too. Case in point: the boston baby dolls, Big Moves ("size positive dance troupe). That's the difference between what is going on and what Dita does.



  13. 13

    shee is hot !



  14. 14

    Strippers give Perez a boner



  15. 15

    just cuz you want to F her or be a tranny her doesnt mean she is anything more than a porn star or stripper



  16. 16

    Burlesque my ass! A ho is a ho is a ho and Dita is just another ho!



  17. 17

    Dita is amazing and burlesque shows are far more entertaining than regular pole dancing stripping.



  18. 18

    poles*?



  19. 19

    "…unfortunately it seems that now in America they've lost all sense of what burlesque really is. It's just something very racy for them."
    .
    No Dita, you silly old whore, YOU have lost all sense of what burlesque really is…it traditionally encapsulates vaudeville, minstrel acts, striptease, comedy and cabaret. YOU are stripping ONLY and calling it burlesque. BIG difference.
    .
    Imagine if this glammed up hooker actually had to entertain? Sing and dance? Tell a joke or act in a skit? Lol.



  20. 20

    she's an ugly
    fukface
    shitfukshit



  21. 21

    Yuck he chest is so boney.



  22. 22

    You are the only thing keeping this woman famous. No one else cares. I guess her plan to befriend you so you'll write about her & keep her in the spotlight worked though.



  23. 23

    OMG why am i doing this. Ok I LOVE Dita, her class, her couture, her make-up, hair, everything. But it does have to be said, in this picture her boobs look as fake as Paris Hilton's bible studies!



  24. 24

    This woman's act has been done before, and have you ever heard her speak? She is really stupid and classless, yes Dita tita your not original.
    So stay in Paris we do not need your fake ass here.



  25. 25

    YUMMY!!!!! I'D EAT HER ASS OUT!!!!!!!!!



  26. 26

    skanks on the POLES. Please everyone be more conscientious!!! yeah!



  27. 27

    Uh…that would be "POLES" no "POLLS Braintrust!



  28. 28

    yeah well, she is an elegant ho



  29. 29

    Re: Solaera
    brb. I'm loling at someone with a fucking Amanda Lepore avatar making fun of Dita. "Imagine if this glammed up hooker actually had to entertain? Sing and dance? Tell a joke or act in a skit? Lol. " You mean like Amanda with her 90 million times more plastic surgery than Dita? At least Dita's vagoo is real, sweety. ;)
    Amanda IS a glammed up hooker who can't fucking entertain. Have you heard her try to sing? Terrible shit. As bad as Paris Hilton. Yes sir, I suggest you shut up when you're a fan of that hideous thing. All she does is wear tranny makeup and take off her clothes. And she's friends with Jeffree Star. Yep, now that's some real class all around.



  30. 30

    Dita Von Teese hahaha! Isn't her name Nancy Smith from Kansas City? She is ugly as shit! Her tits are fake and she looks like a damn zombie!!

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    31

    She's too thin, her boobs are dale and her pose is ugly. Never ever pose like that, it looks as if you forgot to take out your clotheshanger.



  32. 32

    it's true…people in here in the good ol USA are so tacky and unintelligent they just wanna see naked chicks with fake boobs slide up and down a pole. Pathetic…burlesque is more of an art, talent thing…strippers have absolutely no talent, and no brains.



  33. 33

    I think she is too old for the stripper thing but whatever!



  34. 34

    My goodness - look at her ribs! EAT something! (more than lettuce and celery please)



  35. 35

    YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THERE IS ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT DITA, PEREZ.
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    YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THERE IS ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT DITA, PEREZ.



  36. 36

    ★❤★❤★❤



  37. 37

    Re: Failkips – DITA IS A GODDESS SO THERE!



  38. 38

    Wow, this bitch is so ugly. She has block-face with bushy eyebrows and no interesting features. NOTHING attractive about her face. Her implants are disgustingly fake. They just sit there on top of her exposed ribcage. I don't usually hate on a little rib, but what the fuck, the top ribs are exposed and the rest aren't, and she's pear shaped without being curvy. Her red lipstick is offensive and as someone who normally likes pale skin she makes it look awful. Her sense of fashion isn't just outdated it's out of the fucking looney bin and all of you idiots who love it would be better off with your mother's dressing you. At least with all this exposure she's not Perez ugly but still, enough is enough. I find extremely masculine-looking trannies have more redeeming features.



  39. 39

    Come on, she's got curves on this picture, look at her hips ! I don't see any bone ! Maybe her chest is a little bit creepy but it's the "pause" (sorry I don't know the english word).
    And Paris loves you Dita, because Parisians love burlesque and classy erotism !



  40. 40

    Dita is awesome!
    My inspiration for taking up Burlesque.



  41. 41

    Re: Solaera

    This is true.. Burlesque is a comic act and was created to mimic opera.
    Ah well.
    I guess she's just a classy stripper..
    But.. most of the Burlesque acts I see these days are people doing the same thing..
    Bring back the true British meaning of Burlesque!



  42. 42

    Re: disko2k

    That's totally untrue.



  43. 43

    Hey Perez, "poles" not "polls" Sigh. Did you even graduate high school?



  44. 44

    P.S. Went to the Crazy Horse a few years ago and it was FABULOUS. A GREAT show. Also, she looks great, who wouldn't want that body?



  45. 45

    Am i the only one who doesn't really get the Dita Von T thing?!



  46. 46

    Wow…alot of people had their Haterade this morning.
    I'm so glad I like myself…then I would sound like all of you.
    Smile you guys…you woke up this morning.
    Dita is beautiful and flawless and classy. I have just begun the renovation of my wardrobe to be more lady-like, and that is all because of Ms. Von Teese. Yes she takes off SOME of her clothes for money
    U muthafuckahs are mad because your dumb assess do it for free.
    I am not a whore or prostitute, but what a come up for her huh?



  47. 47

    Re: SaoirseM
    I do agree!!
    She is flawless.



  48. 48

    Though Dita's right that burlesque is not raunchy she is wrong about what burlesque really is. Burlesque is the original comedy form of theatre before Comedie del arte the only reason that their is any racy part of burlesque is because back in the day no one showed up and so what better way to get a crowd than to pop a boob out. I would think of all people Dita would know this because I highly doubt her show is a comedy act.



  49. 49

    Perez you should really watch what you say about people. Exotic dancers are not all skanks! How do you know that burlesque dancers arent skanks??? I am an exotic dancer and I can work a pole like no other and I am educated and NOT a skank. You are such an ass I swear. The more you speak about people the more I wish you would vanish off this planet.



  50. 50

    Awww! I love Dita! That Dress Is Very MAE WEST..for all u Americans that do not know what Burlesque is about :)



  51. 51

    Re: Freak Speely – Poles strip dancing is lovely, I am a pole and strip dance regularly.



  52. 52

    The "skanks" on the "polls"? I assume you mean "poles". So, what's the difference between the skanks on the poles and the skanks on the martini glasses? Does having a ridiculous retro look make it any different or less skanky? Talk about double standards, the burlesque skanks are no different to the pole skanks, you hypocrite. There's nothing classy about burlesque skanks, they just dress the way they did in 1940 and are way boring, otherwise it's the same thing, don't pretend that crap is any classy or anymore worthy of respect than poledancing. And BTW, get your facts right, because Dita Von Teese is goddam UGLY. And all the burlesque skanks in general are, I've never seen a hot one or a beautiful one. Why is it that burlesque skanks feel the need to trash pole skanks to try to make themselves feel better or more worthy of respect? they're the same, hypocrites!