Completely Gratuitous

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Yum!!!!!!

Super hot Australian diver Matthew Mitcham poses for The Advocate and leaves us drooling.

For more steamy pics of the openly gay Olympian, CLICK HERE!

[Images by Adam Pretty.]

    Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    108 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

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    1. 1

      Wayyy too much muscle. Veins shouldn't be sticking out that much.



    2. 2

      the first pic is hot… the rest are a bit much!!



    3. 3

      wow the last pic



    4. 4

      it probaby won't be a wong, i mean, bong he'll be sucking from

      and yes, this guy is more airbrushed than madonna



    5. 5

      Butterface.



    6. 6

      Ew, creepy!



    7. 7

      theyre all great- but that last one is more art that just editorial image addition!

      props to adam pretty



    8. 8

      GROSS!!!!! :(



    9. 9

      Kill me with sex oh my god oh my god.



    10. 10

      dammmmmmmmmmmmmn.
      i'd hit that.



    11. 11

      UGH.
      HE HAS GAYFACE
      I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MAN ON MAN ACTION
      WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT
      BUT DON'T LOOK LIKE A PRETTY QUEEN
      BE A MAN!!!!!!
      TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!!
      THINK MANLY MEN!!!!!

    12. Hmmmm says – reply to this


      12

      In the infamous words of Howard Stern: Buttaface



    13. 13

      Awww!! Look how cute his lil peen is sticking out of his lil bitty speedos!!



    14. 14

      Oh my god… I am speechless… the face, the body….. drool….



    15. 15

      IT'S LIKE LINDA EVANGELISTA'S FACE ON A MAN'S BODY.
      MAN-IT-UP
      ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!
      BE GAY BUT BE A MANLY GAY!!!
      CANADA ROCKS BITCHES. KISSES!



    16. 16

      Dang! That bottom pic is impressive.



    17. 17

      He's just beautiful.



    18. 18

      I think I just pooped a little.



    19. 19

      Re: maxie pad – LOL….I dont' know if ANYONE is more airbrushed than madonna. She's the queen of airbrush!



    20. 20

      Omg, he is HOT!



    21. 21

      way to much muscle…gross! and holy airbrush much?

    22. Sonas says – reply to this


      22

      Haha he looks like a fag.



    23. 23

      Wow that's the hot version of Michael Phelps.
      But he is a bit too muscular for my taste. Perez, you're cuter. ^^



    24. 24

      NIce body, too bad hes gay



    25. 25

      Oh my Gawd, great pictures!



    26. 26

      I completely agree on the 'butterface' - even the most superb body goes for naught if the face doesn't match (and understand, we're talking plain superficial attractiveness, not what you would look for in a lifetime relationship).
      .
      Also, those athletic bodies look bad when a photographer goes artsy-fartsy and tries to make photos like these into "art". The athlete and his or her body is lost in whatever statement the photog is trying to make…..



    27. 27

      matthew is golden!!! love this guy. love him.



    28. 28

      They're beautiful shots. The body positioning is divine. Plus, he's yummy and Australian!



    29. 29

      LEAVES YOU DROOLING,HOMO!!!



    30. 30

      Wait…..he's GAY?? WOW. Could'a fooled me……



    31. 31

      Bloody hell…..absolute perfection!



    32. 32

      his body is perfect



    33. 33

      all lust aside, WOW.

    34. Low says – reply to this


      34

      YUCK



    35. 35

      Bye bye Michael Phelps because this one is really hottie !!!



    36. 36

      Wow!



    37. 37

      A DINGO ATE MY HOMO!



    38. 38

      Get your facts straight!!! He is a diver and not a swimmer…



    39. 39

      hes a deff hottie[ :
      but hes gay ] :



    40. 40

      He is beautiful



    41. 41

      hahahahhahaah there is something just soooooooo funny about a man that poses while pointing his toes… bahahahahahahaahahahahahahah



    42. 42

      HE's A DIVER NOT A SWIMMER!



    43. 43

      Perez.. he's a DIVER… not a swimmer! He looks so amazing!



    44. 44

      Re: Sonas – alot like you do!!!IS IT SONAS OR DUMASS



    45. 45

      Keep your no name gay porn to yourself perez!! Why do you consistantly show pictures of people like this that no one gives a fuck about? I know you want his dick but sorry you are not getting it!



    46. 46

      I'd suck his dick until his skull caved in.



    47. 47

      It's amusing to read some of your critical comments, considered the hideous gargoyles that must greet you each morning in your bathroom mirrors . . .



    48. 48

      Re: frozen waffle – Shut the fuck up, Aunt Jemima!!!



    49. 49

      what a waste of man…
      lmao



    50. 50

      GROSS GROSS GROSS.



    51. 51

      There is something creepy about the second and third pics. Like he is a muscular anorexic.

      He looks ok in the first one tho.



    52. 52

      don't you mean DIVER, perez? now all of these idiots thinks he is the next michael phelps



    53. 53

      Hmmmmmm… Why oh why would anybody want this bod covered up in board shorts??? Budgie Smugglers all the way baby!!!



    54. 54

      i hate veins



    55. 55

      OMG he's so beautiful! It's days like this I wish I was a guy…



    56. 56

      Wow, his body is like a work of art.



    57. 57

      Figures he's gay. What a waste!! Not that there is anything wrong with that….lol.



    58. 58

      Dam I am straight so why am I drooling!
      Perez you must be dying lQQking at that body.



    59. 59

      He is so beautiful- dang he's so lean….damn not an ounce of fat damn damn -I'm a girl.
      If were a booooy!



    60. 60

      Re: colormeandrew
      ahh someone is a hater! hugs



    61. 61

      DAY-UM!……..THAT FIRST PIC MADE MY HEART STOP FOR A SECOND…AND THIS IS FROM SOMEONE WHO'S SPOILED BY OVERSUPPLY!
      .
      .
      VERY LICKABLE! OH FUCK!



    62. 62

      wow… aside from him being a hot piece of ass… these photos are beautifully done. Props to the photography team.



    63. 63

      Super Hot! Made my Day! Thanks Perez!



    64. 64

      Tight butt now but check it out in 20 years when he starts to poop himself, sad gay lifestyle.



    65. 65

      uhm sorry but where is his peepee 8( he should have stuffed



    66. 66

      ooh, damn he is fine =] rlly nice body.
      sucks that he's gay.



    67. 67

      outstanding, if you see anything but beauty in these images you have a problem.



    68. 68

      Re: harrybalsac

      haha ;P



    69. 69

      Obviously photoshopped… may be your dream perez…



    70. 70

      CORRECTION: HE'S A DIVER.
      its a big mistake people make. divers are NOT swimmers and vice versa. it's like saying a gymnast is a boxer. please try to keep your sports correct, perez.



    71. 71

      Ew! I am I the only one who thinks this guy is built, but WAYY too skinny



    72. 72

      he's perfection!



    73. 73

      Way, way hotter than bong-hit Phelps!



    74. 74

      droooooooolz



    75. 75

      I don't CARE whether a man is gay or straight to appreciate great body! Most divers are lean & hard to make that "knife into the water" look for competition. And I love the look of this guy, handsome & fit! Funny how some think he's too muscular and others too skinny, shows that beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder.



    76. 76

      Thank you Perezzie-Pie…that was absolutely DEEEElicious and 100% lickable from stem to stern!!!! If ya got it, show it off!



    77. 77

      When you say "us" you mean who??? You and Teddy???? don't tell me you turned him gay… ohhhh faggies!



    78. 78

      Wow.



    79. 79

      I knew he was gay from the first pic…. he's hot though.



    80. 80

      PEREZ.. Who are you trying to fool? I recognize YOU in the pictures with some Photo Shopped face over yours. Nice Try.



    81. 81

      PEREZ >>>> HOW ABOUT MORE "TEDDY" PICTURES. I miss seeing the Most Handsome Male in all of Hollywood..



    82. 82

      this man has a beautiful body. and the pics r amazing too. who cares if its airbrushed, thats all part of the art.



    83. 83

      he loooks sooooo GAY! Those plucked eyebrows are fuckin nasty and the mascara? live it for the chicks… its like a morph of a dyke and a body builder…



    84. 84

      omg are you kidding me, he is a DIVER. a completely different sport than swimming. it's like calling a basketball player a fucking football player because both sports involve running and a ball! come on now…



    85. 85

      damn!!!



    86. 86

      every time i think NAH, the cliche proves me wrong again…all the good looking ones are GAY!! WHY WHY WHY??? Leave some for the girls please!!!



    87. 87

      WOW he'd be amazing in bed all the flexible moves and whatnot other than that boy is fine!



    88. 88

      He's a diver.



    89. 89

      he came to my school (in Australia) for some talk. aswell as being undescribinly attractive, hes so nice as well.



    90. 90

      holy jesus mary
      why do all the hot guys have to be gay!!!



    91. 91

      oh and btw idiot he's a DIVER not a SWIMMER



    92. 92

      SO GROSSSS! He looks manarexic…way to skinny for a guy!



    93. 93

      Thats gross! His ribs and veins are sticking out all over the place. If thats what attractive and fit, Im SOOOOOOO glad Im just average!

      And he has a severe case of "gay face", if ever I saw one.

      Dont get me wrong, Im as gay as the next, but that was too much!



    94. 94

      Yeah you can pretty much tell he's gay by his first pic…not attractive to me. I like guys who look more masculine in the face than effeminate but whatever floats your boat Perez. Even his stance in the first pic gives the game away…it reads "I stand this way coz I like it up the poo hole"…



    95. 95

      Phelps who?



    96. 96

      gross!!!!!!!!!

    97. .sej. says – reply to this


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      omggg that last pic is well good but his foot is pissing me off. its a perfect line except that his foot is SICKLED aaargh. you can also tell its sickled in the 2nd pic.



    98. 98

      He is good looking but way to much muscle - gross!



    99. 99

      perfection!



    100. 100

      I just jizzed in my pants!!

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