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Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke's Testicles?

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Our favorite Plastic Surgery Victim, Mickey Rourke, was at the Oscar nomination luncheon in Beverly Hills on MonDAY.

Despite the pomp and circumstance of the event, The Wrestler star could not seem to resist searching for his roided up balls.

You got yourself neutered, remember, Rourke?!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 9:30 am / Email this  »
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    71 comments to “Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke's Testicles?”



    1. 1

      I want to wash his hair!



    2. 2

      my lord he's scary



    3. 3

      that's his standard pose. he's been sticking his hand down his pants for years!



    4. 4

      look at his thumb. very weird looking!!



    5. 5

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop showing me this ugly old asswipe again and again!!!!



    6. 6

      They flopped back in the way of my fist so their still up his ass.



    7. 7

      And his face!



    8. 8

      Re: Milky! – mooooo…..



    9. 9

      What´s with his fingernails



    10. 10

      Kick his ass Jericho!



    11. 11

      Re: Milky! – Re: _Alice_ – And his lips.



    12. 12

      they are in la diva's mouth!



    13. 13

      even his roided balls look better than you Perez, you wanna lick dem balls.



    14. 14

      This guy could crush you mario just like a grape!I hope you never bump into him!



    15. 15

      Re: _Alice_ – Achtung baby!



    16. 16

      Re: _Alice_ – Re: Milky! – MORNING BITCHES!



    17. 17

      dr. harrybalsac…..
      Seven years ago my testicles seemed to change in size. The left testicle has totally shrunk in size while the other has increased considerably in size. I have never experienced any pain or problems with ejaculation, going to the toilet, etc.
      Sincerely,
      lopsided



    18. 18


    19. 19


    20. 20

      He scares me.



    21. 21

      Re: Milky! – Take two of these and call me in the morning.



    22. 22

      Dr. Balsac -
      I am a circumcised man. In the last few weeks the skin of my testicles has become quite dry, and therefore a little itchy and occasionally sore.
      Regards,
      Itchy and Scratchy

    23. Fiero says – reply to this


      23

      scary muther effer



    24. 24

      Re: LettyB – Just waitin' on that little dog with the poop facts to show up.



    25. 25

      Dr. Balsac-
      The left side of my scrotum is very swollen compared to the right. If I squeeze it, it gets better for a short time, but it seems as if there is a lot of fluid there, as it 'gurgles' when I squeeze it. What is it?

      Help please,
      Ball Gargler



    26. 26

      Sad….



    27. 27

      Re: Fiero – Are you my old car? You got me laid a lot.



    28. 28

      NEXT!



    29. 29

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Lol nice one… Unfortunately since we all know you love to swallow cock, I'm sure Mickey's testicles went down your throat… Choke on it bitch… Choke on it til you bleed to death… And die… hahahaha



    30. 30

      Re: harrybalsac – I KNOW IT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE YESTERDAY!!!! LOL!



    31. 31

      Almost every picture of Mickey Rourke depicts him with his hand as his waistband and his fingers about to do some "dumpster diving". Is he unable to refrain from handling his genitals or is this supposed to be "cool"?

      Everyone knows you've got a set, Mickey. In the future, keep your hands above and outside the slacks, PLEASE!



    32. 32

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! –
      I KNOW
      WHO
      YOU
      FUKIN
      ARE***************************************
      ……………………………………………….



    33. 33

      Re: LettyB – Good morrow



    34. 34

      Re: LettyB –
      you
      hate
      me..
      shitfukshit



    35. 35

      Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – LOL….Re: LettyB – What up?!



    36. 36

      Re: M*I*A*R – Ewww, that too!



    37. 37

      Re: M*I*A*R – Re: BBBoricua… – MORNING!



    38. 38

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – SORRY SHERRI BABY! I DIDN'T SEE YOU! WHAT UP GIRLFRIEND!



    39. 39

      Forget his testicles, Mickey Rourke's hands and fingernails give me the heebiejeebies in a big way. Shudder.



    40. 40

      Mickey can be happy that his career has been revived for the time being, but he'll have to live forever with that hatchet-face. He shouldn't have been so vain and gotten that plastic surgery. These Hollywood assholes are so pathetic.



    41. 41

      eeeeeeeeeww look at his nasty thumb nails. GROSS! cant afford a manicure?



    42. 42

      His balls are no doubt bigger than yours Mario!
      Also stop calling him a "homophobe". You don't even know what the word means, you think it means "anti-gay" but it doesn't. Like a xenophobe is FRIGHTENED of foreigners, a homophobe is frigthened of homosexuals. I doubt there's one homo in the world this guy is frightened of, least of all your wimp ass!



    43. 43

      why do i think i'm going to like this movie……….he was so nasty in barfly…yet such a turn on too……why am i drawn to this freak?



    44. 44

      BLAH!



    45. 45

      ****************************
      ………………………………………………………



    46. 46

      Re: Milky! – thanks teets….the thumb upped the ick factor enough to snap me out of it



    47. 47

      Re: Milky! – I'm a gyno,get a sex change and come back after the bbobs grow in.



    48. 48

      Ugh - clip your fingernails already . . . yick.



    49. 49

      TO ALL MEN: Please, please please…Trust me…Dirty, slimy, greasy hair…Is NEVER in….Woman find it gross, which in turn means, you are gross…SO….Wash your freakin' hair daily….Do not EVER think this old 'used to be' is ever in style, please…
      xox, ilona rose



    50. 50

      Re: LettyB – Ahhh I see you are also having a "blah" moment….



    51. 51

      I can't stop being distracted by that nasty ass thumb nail



    52. 52

      I hope if he ever sees you Perez he smacks the shit out of you. You are getting a little more Douchey than ever



    53. 53

      In the famous words of Christian Bale, "It's fucking distracting." (Mickey's face is distracting….)



    54. 54

      Talk, talk, talk and when he gets in your face you will tuck your tail between your legs and run to the cops (again) like the coward you are.



    55. 55

      Re: _Alice_ – hahaha me too!!



    56. 56

      Don't any of you know that Mickey used to be a professional boxer for many years??? His face was messed up from years of boxing and thats where the plastic surgery came in play. Why does everyone in Hollywood have to be perfect? Why cant there be actors out there with imperfections, no matter how great the imperfection are or where they came from. If someone can act, then damn, leave them alone, even if they are a hot mess…its their life, let them live it the way THEY want to, not how you would like them to.



    57. 57

      Someone tell him the movie is over, he can get out of costume now



    58. 58

      What up with his fingernails? They look like talons.



    59. 59

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – Hey Hottie…. :o )
      Harry and i started writing like that to piss off that fucking Real o.g.
      He was attacking LaDiva….so i had her back…… I wouldn't fuck with you….
      Your number one and always will be…….((((((((WET KISS)))))))))) :o )



    60. 60

      Ok we all get it Piggy this is personal so… what? he is nominated for an Oscar… how many nominations you scored this year??? mmm not even for the Razzy right?

    61. Ofra says – reply to this


      61

      Please Alice, wash more than his hair!! Why does he always have his hands in his pants if he has no boys???????? Hahahhaha!! This guy is just absolutely gross!



    62. 62

      Re: Long Dong Connery –
      (((( wet kiss))))))))
      Have a hard fukin time
      trusting..shitfukshit
      ((( huggs)))))



    63. 63

      He gets more like Frankenstein's monster every day!



    64. 64

      .
      .
      .
      HE SHOULD STAR IN THE TITLE ROLE OF "DUANE DOG CHAPMAN: WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF MILKING THE COW, MARRY IT!"
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .



    65. 65

      why is he your favorite plastic surgery victim? There are so many from which to choose.

      That thumbnail creeps me out.



    66. 66

      all those stripes and the tanorexic skin. i feel like he's the creepy uncle that will touch himself and then you, while proceding to suck you face off with his giant lips.



    67. 67

      I was able to see Mickey at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival this past weekend where he recieved the American Riviera Award. We watched him walk the red carpet for interviews and he did a lenghty interview inside. He's actually a really cool sweet guy regardless of the hand in pants pose.



    68. 68

      Re: ::Dingleberry:: –
      That´s right. Everybody has to look nice and perfect (not only in Hollywood). That´s impossible and also boring. I like people who are and/or look different. And there ist really no doubt that Mickey is… Ok, a shower will be nice ;o) But I have to confess that I´ll be happy to spend one day with Mickey. I think he is a very interesting man



    69. 69

      I like Mickey Rourke. He doesn't fit in, he stands out. I thought his acceptance speech at the Golden Globes for best actor was straight from the heart.
      *
      Mickey left home, the abusive home of his stepfather, at 19 with $400 in his pocket. His best skills were a foul mouth and a good punch. He hit the Big Time, made millions, didn't handle it well, and lost EVERYTHING. He didn't know better.
      *
      It's amazing Mickey is not dead. His father and grandfather drank themselves to death. I really admire Mickey for getting his life and career back together. Thank God for his therapist, his priest, his dogs, and his agagent.



    70. 70

      Make that his agent, David Unger.



    71. 71

      Re: EMILY_S –
      I don´t know so much about Mickey like Emily, but i read a lot about him at the last time. And I only can say: congratulation, Mickey. You made a great job! Keep it up.

      You have to be really awesome to come back into life after all this experience he had to make. Most people weren´t able to make it and I think that it´s double hard to make it in the scene of Hollywood. Why are so many people trying to slag him off? He is hard working to come back to that point he reaches now. And he seemes to be a very funny guy in spite of everything.