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"Maryland surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina"
This is a first! Really! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Photo via AP Images.]
Md. surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
Surgeons removed a woman's kidney through her vagina so she could give it to her ailing niece, an unusual operation they hope will encourage others to donate because it reduces pain, scarring and recovery time. Doctors at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine said donor Kimberly Johnson, 48, and her niece, Jennifer Gilbert, 23, were both doing well following operations Thursday.
"It was easier than childbirth," said Johnson, who has three children.
Transvaginal kidney removals have been done before to remove cancerous or nonfunctioning kidneys, and other diseased organs have also been removed through mouths and other orifices. Many donated kidneys are removed laparoscopically, through small keyhole incisions.
But hospital officials think this may be the first time a donor kidney was removed through the vagina.
The operation left three pea-size scars on the Lexington Park woman's abdomen, one hidden in her navel. Surgeons hope the procedure will lead more women to become donors, said Dr. Robert
Montgomery, chief of the transplant division at Johns Hopkins, who led the team that performed the surgery.
Johnson said the operation was less painful than gall bladder surgery and she is recovering more quickly than Gilbert's father, who gave his daughter a kidney 12 years ago.
Gilbert, of Baltimore, needed the first transplant because repeated infections had destroyed the kidneys she was born with. She needed the second after she began suffering chronic rejection.
Johnson, an assistant sales manager for a St. Mary's County newspaper, said she was able to get out of bed Thursday night, the same day the kidney was removed.
Quicker recovery and less pain are the key benefits of the new technique, said Montgomery and Dr. Anthony Kalloo, the director of the Division of Gastroenterology at Johns Hopkins and a pioneer of the method of using natural orifices for organ removal.
Kalloo said more than 300 such surgeries have been performed worldwide, mostly gall bladder and appendix removal through the mouth, anus and vagina. Kalloo said there has been some resistance in the medical community because of concerns, for example, that stomach acid could leak into the abdominal cavity in operations where organs were removed through the mouth.
Dr. Jihad Kaouk, a urologist and director of the Cleveland Clinic's Center for Laparoscopic and Robotic Surgery, is among those concerned about contamination. He was not involved in Johnson's surgery.
"There is the risk of infection having the kidney passing through a contaminated area and then going to another patient who is immunocompromised," Kaouk said. "That is the concern we have and we would like to monitor the outcome in that regard."
In Johnson's case, Montgomery said a plastic bag placed into her abdominal cavity through a tiny incision protected the donated kidney from contamination by bacteria and other organisms in her vagina.
Johnson was chosen because she has had a hysterectomy, which made the operation easier, but the procedure could be used without affecting women's ability to give birth, he said.
More than 78,000 people are on the national waiting list to receive kidneys from deceased donors. The need is increasing as diabetes and obesity rise, threatening to further lengthen a wait that can last years. In 2007, more than a third of the 16,629 kidneys transplanted in the U.S. came from living donors, according to the United Network for Organ Sharing.
Montgomery said the number of living donor transplants has tripled since laparoscopic removal debuted in 1995, providing an alternative to so-called "shark bite" abdominal incisions. He hopes advances such as the vaginal removal will continue the increase.
"We think she'll be probably back to her normal activities within a week or two," the transplant surgeon said. Recovery from laproscopic surgery typically takes several weeks. "So, that greatly reduces the inconvenience of donating and we're hoping that will encourage more people to donate."































































Mario-next!
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I just read the first paragraph and I can't go any further.N*E*X*T!
Wtf!!!!!
Guess that's one way to get some use out of an old dried out vayjay…
I once pulled a toaster out of Mario's asshole.
Wow, that is a very strange way to use the vagina. Interesting……
her poor vajayjay must be all stretched out!
Fuck you perez, I don't have time to read all this shit… Say it with me,"Summarize"….
ALICE!
just dropping in for a cup of Lady Love this morning… previous post about Scarjo, thinking Alice, she takes off the floral dress, boobies…
damn!
ALICE - TOWEL PLEASE!
morning Harry!
alas and alack, I must leave for work, but not before thinking about Alice…
wait… yep, another towel please…
Alice… sweet sweet Alice with the stunning fucking hair….
ahhh……
signed
not a stalker, I swear…
mario do you even know what a vagina is?
Re: _Alice_ – Alice, let me find out you are planning on experimenting here…Lol
Maybe this doctor can help me find my car keys in Paris Hilton's monster gash.
Re: Big Black Dick – Really? Letty pulled out the Butt Rammer she gave him. She has pics. Not pretty.
I am a RN in Surgical Services and question why they would take the risk of infecting the new kidney by removing thru the vagina. A vaginal surgery is not considered 'sterile' and by pulling the kidney thru it would seem to me it would now be 'contaminated' by surgical standards.
I get the less recovery, etc. but why on earth risk infection when they can now remove Lap assisted (as this one was) with just a small incision and visible scar. Sterility is more important than vanity…..
"Where did you find the kidney?"
"Oh…in my aunt's cooter."
*gag*
Vey interesting…. and also OUCH!!!!
Re: mama of two – HA!
Re: Major Dude – My Mr Major is here! Yay! Oh shit………did you hear that? My panties just slipped. Major, towel please!
Re: Major Dude – Hey Maj, I doubled the towel delivery to your office.
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL
Through the VAGINA? Is that TWAT you are saying??
Re: Big Black Dick – Please, we all know he loves to ram vacuum's up his ass…. U can practically find anything up there…
Parcel hystomrectomy's
are done this way..so what?
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"Maryland surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina"
Doctor tapes scalpel to the end of his willie?
EWWW! GROSS!! Can't you post stuff like this in the afternoon? AFTER breakfast?
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TOO FUCKING LONG RAT BASTARD!
Re: SheriMoonZombie – lol
who is the woman in the picture?
Cool, no scar…
Re: kukukajoo – As you read down in the article it states that a plastic bag was placed over the kidney prior to removal to prevent bacteria from contaminating it.
Re: Milky! – She is the one who donated her kidney to her 23 year old niece.
Re: mamajud –
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
fascinating! medicine is amazing we get smarter things get easier
wonder how the girl feels knowing she has her auntie's vagina juices floating around her abdomen… hope she was clean
Re: Mentalist – hahaha
Re: Mentalist – HAHA!!!
In random testing conducted by scientists, one pound of peanut butter contained 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs.
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL!
ouch.
You sure that's not a typo——–shouldn't that read "The kidney came from a cooler and not from a cooter"?
In case no one ever told this woman, childbirth IS NOT easy! So, saying it was easier than childbirth, doesn't really mean a whole lot. It's cool they found an easier way to remove a kidney though.
Is that where babies come from?
wow
I gave my stepdad my right kidney almost 5 years ago -but not thru my vajayjay….the biggest incision I have goes from my belly button down & it is about 4 inches long…..in the olden days they had to cut your entire side of your body & then remove a rib to get to the kidney!! Medical technology has come along way babies…..still not keen on pulling it thru the birth canal though…but hey, whatever works!
i guess if you already have a hole down there then use it, but please dont start pulling things out of my dickhole
there you have it. That's why Maryland KICKS ASS
yikes
I couldn't last 3 sentences. That's just WRONG, idgaf what anyone says.
How big is YOUR vagina, ladies?
hey mrs.kim is a good friend of mines mom….back off she saved someones life!!