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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Joe Francis

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Left: Girls Gone Wild douche Joe Francis. Right: Peter Pan of Pixyland fame.

51 comments to “Separated At Birth”



  1. 1

    First!

    fail.



  2. 2

    Oh no not this freak again!



  3. 3

    Not only does he never want to grow up, but his lady friends must never as well.



  4. 4

    No (and I don't like JF). LAME…..



  5. 5

    According to Dr. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist in Arizona who calls himself "the Sultan of Slime," the bathroom is cleaner then the kitchen in the average house. He says you're safer making a sandwich on top of the toilet bowl than in the kitchen.



  6. 6

    AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!



  7. 7

    Are you sucking dick today or what?



  8. 8

    well, they're both pedophiles so I guess…



  9. 9

    I got my shirt off!



  10. 10

    Hahaha I have always thought that he looked like a lost twin



  11. 11

    Re: DrinkYourKoolaid – I tried to shit in the kitchen sink but it was full of dishes!



  12. 12

    HAAAAAAAAAA



  13. 13

    OK THAT SUCKED! YOU SHOULD DO A SEPARATED AT BIRTH WITH YOUR PIC AND THE LOAD I JUST DROP IN THE TIOLET!



  14. 14

    Re: RedWingsFan
    and again and again
    and
    afukingan
    shitfukshit



  15. 15

    Re: DrinkYourKoolaid – WHAT ABOUT EATING A SANDWICH WHILE YOU TAKE A SHIT? I DO THAT A LOT!



  16. 16

    That's good Perez!



  17. 17

    i don't get it….but it breaks out the llolls



  18. 18

    Re: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  19. 19

    Blumkin:The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.



  20. 20

    wtf with this lecherous peter !



  21. 21

    Separated at birth? That's actually him in the psycho-musical "Peter Pan Gone Wrong"!



  22. 22

    What's really funny is that both these turds have girlfriends!



  23. 23

    Re: LettyBRe: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHA



  24. 24

    the one on the left seems gayer



  25. 25

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Now I need a cig and I don't even smoke!



  26. 26

    Re: harrybalsac – NOT AS BAD AS THE ATOMIC BLUMKIN!



  27. 27

    Rates vary, but generally most people fart more than ten and fewer than twenty tunes each day. The quantity is said to be enough to blow up one small balloon.



  28. 28

    Re: harrybalsac – #11 LMAO!! Try taking a shit while eating chocolate pudding. It's very relaxing.



  29. 29

    Re: harrybalsac – Now class use " BLUMKIN" in a sentence.



  30. 30

    LOL!!!! YES!!! That is SO dead on!! does that nutjob still have his website up?!



  31. 31

    This fucking Joe Francis loser needs to fucking act his age and go to trial and stop evading the law. He can't just run away from his problems or his pathetic hair. The guy thinks he's a teenager still….what a pathetic fucking loser.



  32. 32

    OMG - funniest comparison EVER!!!!



  33. 33

    Re: Spindoc – YES!And that dude has a freakn' girlfriend that dress's up crazy as well.Just proves that there is someone for every one.



  34. 34

    Re: muffins123 – bahahaha

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    35

    Re: Notmybowlofrice

    heh heh



  36. 36

    HA!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Thanks P.



  37. 37

    I saw him at a stoplight the other day. He was driving his very nice sports car and holding the phone to his ear. uh oh..not in California!!



  38. 38

    i loled at this. i love it perez.



  39. 39

    Joe Francis, pay your taxes,
    you are not in the Obama administration!



  40. 40

    Now that IS funny - for once.



  41. 41

    Peter Pan doesn't want little boys growing up. Joe Francis doesn't want drunk under age girls to grow up either!!!! I see the resemblance.



  42. 42

    LOL this guy has a girlfriend that dresses like a fairy. they go all around tampa everyday dressed like this.



  43. 43

    that is soooo Gay, Perez ha!



  44. 44

    He definitely has gay face, doesn't he?



  45. 45

    AWESOME!



  46. 46

    I know that guy, his name is Randy, and he's actually married. His wife dresses all crazy too and calls herself Dorathy. I think they want to adopt me.



  47. 47

    Re: Mrs.KoStar – that they do.



  48. 48

    i sent this to perez about 3 months ago! i'd forgotten all about it… haha!!



  49. 49

    I think LADY GAGA looks more like that Peter Pan than Joe Francis does.



  50. 50

    OMG… he lives in Tampa. I see him all the time!! And it's his wife, not girlfriend. He is super nice though!!



  51. 51

    Actually there is NO comparasin at all!!! Peter Pan and Miss D. Happen to be my best friends . Hes a great guy and a great person . Shame on all of you judgemental assholes. Instead of writing negative things why dont you do yourself a favor and look at yourself. Just remember just cause hes wearin tights doesnt mean he cant whip your ass.