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More reasons we're glad we don't live in Oklahoma!

    Posted: Feb 3, 2009 at 12:36 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      And you're just the reason why I want to live in Oklahoma. Please don't ever visit there, thanks.



    2. 2

      I would like to dump a hot pile of my french bulldog shit on Sally Kern's face.



    3. 3

      One reason I don't live in Alabama: The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.



    4. 4

      Oh get over it. Like you don't discriminate! Where's all the black babies' pictures; the Latino babies' pictures? You fucker!!!!!



    5. 5

      I'm moving to Tulsa in July and I cannot WAIT



    6. 6

      Dust pneumonia.



    7. 7

      ONE REASON I AM GALD TO LIVE IN CANADA CAUSE YOU DON'T YOU RATBASTARD!



    8. 8

      you are a fucking moron mario.
      just so you know.



    9. 9

      That's just disgusting, i wonder who's the real trash.



    10. 10

      Where the wavin' weed can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the plain!



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    12. 12

      there are gays in oklahomo? who knew..



    13. 13

      LOL look at man's pic, are you surprised?



    14. 14

      DOES THE ARTICLE HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY OR SOMETHING IT'S TOO LONG TO READ!



    15. 15

      Unpleasant as this business owner may or may not be, it's his company, he can do as he likes. Why don't you check out how strong his convictions are, Perez? Go on over for a cocktail & let us know . . .



    16. 16

      No decent gay man would want to fuck that old dude anyway. Chill.



    17. 17

      this woman is an idiot. isn't her son gay? she is such an a-hole.



    18. 18

      in oklahoma's defense, it's probably because they border texas, just saying :-)



    19. 19

      Re: LettyB – Thanks, Letty - on this morning of -29 degree temps, your comments reminded me of yet another reason I live in Alaska!!! :)



    20. 20

      we are going to see more of this. you will be seeing resurrections of anita bryants all over the place. it's only get to worse for gay people in the US. it will only get worse.



    21. 21

      Re: Pwn3d! – exactly.



    22. 22

      Re: harrybalsac – Fucking sick!!



    23. 23

      If you're gay -

      US = Iran
      US = Nazi Germany



    24. 24

      The deep south scares me. I truly believe they are that fucked up from all the inbreeding.



    25. 25

      Re: M*I*A*R –

      This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Blacks? Latinos? Get over it. Perez may be chubby, he may be dumb and he may even play favorites, but let's call a spade a spade. Racist he is not.



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      Sally Kern is no better than the racist white people that used to hang black people back in the day……
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      I cant believe someone like her is allowed to hold public office….
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      someone should take out her entire blood line……end of story….



    27. 27

      THAT IS SO COOL! ALL THE RACISTS AND BIGOTS CAN MOVE TO OKLAHOMA!
      THAT'S HOMA NOT HOMO!
      GO FUCKING GO!



    28. 28

      PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. :(



    29. 29

      and this fat redneck should just be shot…..



    30. 30

      ….damn….i need more coffee



    31. 31

      Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – good idea…..!!!!!!



    32. 32

      the funny part is that he thinks anyone who wears a hat inside is gay…lol….
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      wtf does wearing a hat have to do with anything????
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    33. 33

      What a horrible back-woods ignorant fucktard!! I live close to Oklahoma but make a point to avoid the state like the plague….for obvious reasons.

      And I can't believe sexual discrimination is allowed in that state…WTF????



    34. 34

      I live in Oklahoma and this is embarrassing. Trust me…not all of us in Oklahoma are of the same sentiment. This guy, and all of the Sally Kerns of the world, are idiots…



    35. 35

      Re: ShakeYourkitty – 32 I KNOW! LOL! NICE HAT!



    36. 36

      Why should it matter if this man wants to discriminate?
      EVEREYBODY DOES IT.
      Just by reading dome of these comments let's me know that we ALL ARE RETARDED-especially me-and we all say and do mean things.
      Like Pwn3d! and Mother of two…they felt the need to make a comment. Dumb or true, they made it. It took our stupidity to read the article and our ignorance to respond. People that want simple lives for them and their offspring live in the south-no competition, no real property value, less than stellar educational facilities, no real potential for growth anywhere. It'll be easy for them and God Bless them and there families. They have the right to live places where it's okay to discriminate.
      People are people. Who are we to change them?
      Quelques gens sont ignorants et le besoin pour être avec autre poeple ignorant. Je pense que nous devrions les laisser tout llive quelque part où ils peuvent cracher cette merde muette et sentent toute la journée comme ils sont mieux que de se.
      The reason for the French…give the future Oklahomians something to do between walking and chewing!



    37. 37

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      MRS KERN NEEDS TO STICK TO ENTERING HAMBURGER HELPER COOK-OFFS!!!
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    38. 38

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      AIR KISSES SWEET!!!
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      CONTACT KISSES SHAKE YOUR KITTY!!!
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      I have to say I do live in Oklahoma, and those are definitely not the views and beliefs of everyone here. Alot of the older generations are like that, but the younger people are way more diverse and open to all different races, beliefs and sexual preferences etc.



    41. 41

      as an oklahoman….this blows. sometimes i'm just so ashamed how backwards people are in this state as well as all over the place! ignorrance sucks!!!!



    42. 42

      I am so glad I live in San Diego, California!!!!!



    43. 43

      I hope everyone realizes that what makes national news does NOT reflect a lot of individuals that live in Oklahoma. I live there and face discrimination everyday even though I'm a straight white female. I have a biracial family that I am raising, we're not married, and we don't read the bible regularly, and therefore, here in Oklahoma, we're the devils. I would love to get our of Oklahoma. Believe me. A lot of people think that owner in Enid is not going to be alive much longer. Someone is probably going to go nuts on him. Which is sad. But what can ya do.



    44. 44

      I live in Oklahoma and Enid is just a stupid hick town that gives the state a bad name. That guy is an idiot and does not represent everyone in the state. Though much of it is a little too conservative, there are still some good parts of the state a.k.a. the educated areas.



    45. 45

      I live in Oklahoma and I don't agree with this man's decisions to run his bar. Its wrong yes but that doesn't mean all Oklahoman's are like this. and as for Britney Spears Can't Sing: you're an idiot.. Oklahoma is not considered the "south" its considered the midwest.



    46. 46

      tell me about it Perez! A lot of dummies here…and in some public offices they still have the pic of George W. Bush on the wall…but hey, wait a moment, shouldn't Obama be on the wall?



    47. 47

      Fuck Oklahoma.
      The cops out there suck dick if they see you're from Illinois, because they cant access your driving record. So even though you just received a ticket 10 minutes ago they will still write you one.



    48. 48

      Enid is not the most beautiful place in the world. Anytime I HAVE to go there, I want out of there fast!!!! It's these small rural towns that are by far extreme in there beliefs. Go to Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Edmond, and the other bigger cities in Oklahoma. Here in Edmond we don't really care what you do.



    49. 49

      Believe it or not, some people who live here in OK don't like Sally Kerns either. My parents are teachers and they can't stand her. In my dad's word "She needs to retire that red suit of hers"



    50. 50

      Disgusting..if I did not believe so strongly in Karma I would be very angry with this jerkoff, but I feel pretty confident that he is getting, and will continue to get, his!



    51. 51

      "WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE". Pretty much sums up what he is doing. Show up with an offensive shirt, get out. Start talking shit, get out. Have too much to drink, get out. Act like an asshole, get out. Trying to invite his customer's into the bathroom for a quick blowjob, get your ass beat down, THEN get out. Simple. And, legal.

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      Why do they support her??? Maks most of the US really look down on Oklahoma. BOO OKLAHOMAPHOBAIA!



    53. 53

      Re: bite me –
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      GO SUCK A TORNADO!!!
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    54. 54

      I do live in OK…and I am horrified, embarassed, and in absolute awe that our local news stations not only report this sort of hate-filled ignorance…but they appear to support the asshats as well. (Yeah I'm talking to you Kelly Ogle and your damned miserable "two cents" at the end of your newscast). Keep in mind my state was the ONLY state who voted…all 77 of them, for McCain and Ignorant Hypocritical Bitch…EVERY one of the 77 counties, straight red. Help…send books and educational materials ASAP…knock down a few of the churches in this state and put up multicultural centers and libraries and maybe we'll start to join the rest of society. (hoping)



    55. 55

      Re: Lipglossmonkey – Honey, time to leave!



    56. 56

      Born and raised in Oklahoma AND gay and had to get the hell out! But then again most intelligent people seem to leave eventually. I mean how much stupidity and ignorance can a person take? Years of therapy couldnt heal the trauma a gay child/teen has to endure growing up there. This Kern hag represents everything i dislike about the place. Yet I know so many nice (but ignorant) people there…its sad.



    57. 57

      Re: iamfromOK – Uhhhh…youre dreamin'



    58. 58

      Re: alyssapoo – News to me!



    59. 59

      Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! –
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      KISSES SWEET!!!
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    60. 60

      Loathsome. Disgusting. Pathetic. Deplorable.

      I find it hard to understand why so many people allow the aspects of hatred to overtake basic human kindness. This story is sad on so many levels.

      Acceptance. Kindness. Understanding. Respect. Civil.



    61. 61

      Re: Mike_Rotch – Tulsa OK has the 2nd highest gay population in the US. Way to try to sound smart, pal.