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Tragedy! Michael Lohan Quits His Blog!

Filed under: When Celebrities Blog > Michael Lohan

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We're a little bit sad and a little bit relieved that Michael Lohan is quitting his blog! But, mostly, we're sad that we'll no longer be treated to his insanity firsthand!

Did Lindsay finally sic some legal hounds on his crazy ass?

Says Poppa Lohan:

"Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them [His kids] that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!

And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxson (Who is the mastermind behind some of the best stories/blogs out there.), I have to say that when it comes to my innocent children, who are at risk and have nothing to do with the situation at hand, I have to respect their request. (ie "I was issued a cease and desist.")

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay's who I trust and admire. The text said, "between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay's nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab."

Without divulging this person's identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay's life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha's tax returns before she "engaged" Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay's career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!

I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the "old Lindsay" with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can't you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? (No Michael, you're speaking to padded walls) All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.

As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive, or negative, I have learned a lot from all of you.

Be Blessed!!!!

You know, Kanye may be the "voice of a generation," but Michael is the voice of a lunatic.

We have a feeling this won't be the last we'll hear from Michael's blog. That man can't resist a keyboard and a "publish" button!

Click here for his final blog, and the comments wishing him good riddance.

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45 comments to “Tragedy! Michael Lohan Quits His Blog!”



  1. 1

    bye.
    next.



  2. 2

    Nap time!



  3. 3

    loves how he talks about sam making money off dating lindsay but look at what he has done. same thing.



  4. 4

    What a fuck nut!



  5. 5

    yawn



  6. 6

    You know, Kanye may be the "voice of a generation," but Michael is the voice of a lunatic.

    He and Kanye formed a Nunch Train: A row of men stretching apart their anus in a goatse fashion with each man inserting his head into the anus of the one in front of him



  7. 7

    Thank god Loony Lohan has left the building!



  8. 8

    Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB WAKE UP! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB



  9. 9

    Don't care enough to comment.



  10. 10

    Re: mama of two – What the fuck does he think is Lindsay doing? She ain't working. Someone's gotta support the drug habits!



  11. 11

    omg !!lohans please just give up already!!!!!! your never gonna be ABC…ect.. list !!! just all of you remove your ugly faces from all of our lifes please !!!!!!



  12. 12

    Maybe this tool could do a steelcage death match with Bobby Brown?



  13. 13

    What makes it so obvious that he is trying to leach off his daughters fame and money is…..he NEVER mentions any of his other kids. If he is such a concerned father, why isn't he worrying about the relationship problems, work or school issues of the rest of his children? No, he only pretends to care about the one child that could support him financially.



  14. 14

    Why would this idiot need a press and bookings contact button?



  15. 15

    yep ya just gotta move on..accept that your kid wants to be a twat licker instead of a decent girl and give you grandbabies, a son in law and make lots of money.
    Long live the TWAT LICKERS and BULLDYKES



  16. 16

    Boring next



  17. 17

    he should just accept the fact that his daughter is probably going to die at a young age. the first step is admitting it! fuckin' a, i woulda stopped trying 2 years ago



  18. 18

    Pfffffft. Please he wont go away!! But, we can hope.



  19. 19

    You've given him a lot of space on this blog if he is, indeed, a lunatic. Why do you insist on shoving his crap in our face all the time? We really don't give a shit



  20. 20

    bunch of douche bags.



  21. 21

    Re: M*I*A*R – hahahaha exactly! drugs are not cheap!



  22. 22

    Re: Mike_Rotch – I really hope you are not a parent!



  23. 23

    NEXT YOU FAT FUCK!



  24. 24

    there's an item on blindgosssip this morning about how lindsay will be forced to go back to rehab. it's about time!!!



  25. 25

    Re: harrybalsac – see ya later
    aligators
    hehehehshitfukshitRe: mama of twoRe: JubileeRe: mama of twoRe: M*I*A*RRe: NotmybowlofriceRe: BBBoricua…Re: freckle face



  26. 26

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Come back soon, SheriMoon baby!!! :)



  27. 27

    Re: **GIRLCARDINALSFAN** – naaa… i killed all my kids AGES ago



  28. 28

    michael lohan is doing the right thing. I get it that he loves his kids but the perception that he is a fame hound became too much of a detriment. i think he could get more out ofhis relationships now that he's stepping outside the spotlight- i hope his daughters recognize this if this is his intention- good luck to him.



  29. 29

    LOSER!!!!!



  30. 30

    I got as far as "knockers" and lost interest. On a more interesting note, you know what's awesome? Cheese.



  31. 31

    I think he's genuinely concerned about Lindsay but he's been fighting an uphill battle from the start. His ex-wife, Lindsay's so-called excuse for a mother, is too busy being Lindsay's pal to co-parent and be a real mother; he's had nothing but grief from the paps every time he tries to point out the negative influence that Sam has had on his daughter, and the leeches around Lindsay will do whatever it takes to keep her happy so they can continue to live off of her until she crashes, at which time they'll move on to someone else. Neither one of the Lohan parents are pillars of society but if I had to choose between them I'd still choose Michael. At least he acknowledges that his daughter has some serious issues and he seems to give a crap, which is a lot more than Dina seems to do.



  32. 32

    Re: Mike_Rotch – Well thank goodness!



  33. 33

    Good! Now maybe all the Lohans will just go away.



  34. 34

    Re: **GIRLCARDINALSFAN** – no need to thank me. Darwinism just kinda took over



  35. 35

    Michael is too busy
    for his blog -
    his next project is
    appearing on
    TOOL ACADEMY II



  36. 36

    I bet he's got a huuuuuge cock
    you know Dinah Lohan wouldnt be with a guy who is small



  37. 37

    Why oh why do you expect us to read all that shit? Most of us have a very short attention span!



  38. 38

    Somewhere out there Linds and Sam are doing their victory dance… so what does this really means??? Is it that Piggy will cash directly from papa Lohan instead of copy pasting and cashing later from it??? Most likely!
    I just hate how this idiot keeps on telling how a big of an example he was to his children and how much he claims to love them when we all know that he is the only responsible one for this messed up family! He was the only one in that family to be in jail for a proved crime, Linds and the other ones are just a product of his irresponsible acts… they are what they are because he messed them up!
    He really needs to shut it and leave his kids and ex wife alone! IF he is that concern what about growing some balls and trying to talk to Linds instead of ventilating their intern troubles?



  39. 39

    Truly, i dont trust either of them, he speaks out way too much, much more than necessary, honestly if i was famous my dad would keep his mouth shut because he knows to keep things in the family private, Mike-o puts it all out there and then asks for privacy. I don't trust Sam either because while I'm not a fan of Mike-O, he does have some what of a point, her life didn't get any better with Sam, but I hope she is happy, that is important in life, i hope Sam is happy too because she doesn't look it. I don't think Sam is trying to hurt Lindsay but Lindsay needs to grow up. But anyways, i'm done, enough of this drama, they are boring people really who need their privacy and need serious help for them to grow up and see what is happening in life.



  40. 40

    honestly i think he only does want the best for his children and its really sad that people are just blowing him off without knowing him reallly and truely. I dont think we should just shut him off, keep an open mind, and dont judge!



  41. 41

    I have a lunatic "friend" who threatens to quit their blog or delete their Myspace page every other day. It drives me bat shit!!

    *Yawn* I hate crazies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    You know, Kanye may be the "voice of a generation," but Michael is the voice of a lunatic.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    TRUE THAT!



  43. 43

    Well, he's right. Are you mad because he didn't let you lick his lolly?



  44. 44

    I hear the entire family, lawyers, friends have banded together to stage a huge intervention soon. That means all the other noise and bullshit like his blog have to stop. Hope they are successful, she was a talented girl years back.

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    45

    The room's spinning because of all the gayness.