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Xenu Royalty Is Still in Brazil

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On Monday, a Suri-less Tom and Kate Cruise enjoyed a romantic dinner at the Fasano Hotel on Rio's famed Ipanema Beach.

Kate looks so statuesque next to Tommy boy!

Cruise's new movie, that Nazi film, premieres in Brazil today.

[Image via Ramey Photo Agency.]

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    74 comments to “Xenu Royalty Is Still in Brazil”



    1. 1

      That little Scientology robot is starting to show his age.



    2. 2

      UMM OK!

    3. yohan says – reply to this


      3

      Her legs are so fat and veiny. Yuck!

      Wear some stockings and lose some weight, honey.



    4. 4

      Re: yohan – fat? really? i think she looks adroable



    5. 5

      Statuesque? Actually her back is hunched and her knees are bent, that isn't very statuesque looking.



    6. 6

      she towers over him with heels on!
      \hahahaha



    7. 7

      N*E*X*T



    8. 8

      BUTT FUCK!



    9. 9

      not a fan of katie but she looks ok here.



    10. 10

      Re: yohan – OK THERE TARD TIME TO PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON!

    11. Toby says – reply to this


      11

      Now they're even DRESSING alike??? The creep factor keeps on a comin'!!



    12. 12

      he looks like he's made out of wax.



    13. 13

      PEREZ GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR DOG'S ASS!



    14. 14

      Ehhhhh



    15. 15

      Yohan, are you even being serious? And her posture is making my back hurt.



    16. 16

      at least she doesn't look soo tired in this picture!



    17. 17

      Re: mama of two – she's counter acting the heels' effects at every joint….knees, waist ,shoulders, neck…all buckled………i love how he thinks everyone is so dazzled by her amazingness…….so proud



    18. 18

      She's always bending down so Tom will look taller.



    19. 19

      I realize Tom is a shrimp but stand up straight for heaven's sake. If his heigh bothers you that much you should wear flats.



    20. 20

      She does not look good at all!



    21. 21

      harry has his own cult centered around donkeys.



    22. 22

      She needs bigger boobs to go with that tall frame!!!!But she's still cute!!!!!!!!!!



    23. 23

      Xenu told them to pose as a couple. They try so hard. Miserable fail!



    24. 24

      Katie is going to be as hunch-backed as the Olsen Twins if she stays with Tom much longer lol

      Where's the real star of this family anyway? We love Suri!!



    25. 25

      Is she with Simon Cowell!!!



    26. 26

      She looks like a "statue" next to him. Tom at her soul for breakfast, no sign of life left. Sad….



    27. 27

      She is looking so worn down and unhappy. I feel so bad for her.



    28. 28

      STAND UP STRAIGHT KATIE!!!!



    29. 29

      Re: Zsa Zsa –

      Zsa Zsa: You are funny! I just laughed so hard when I read your comment!

    30. Hole says – reply to this


      30

      I would believe she poops yellow turds out of her chubby vag.



    31. 31

      The day (about a year away) Suri outgrows Tom, Katy will have to show her the 'Cruise Hunch- Over". No one can be taller than Tom, no one!



    32. 32

      nada como uma boa feijoada e umas caipirinhas para conquistar gringo!!

      GO BRAZIL! GO!



    33. 33

      Re: SarahDay – Absolutely right! A pic of Suri always makes me smile - she's a star in the making!!



    34. 34

      Kate shouldn't wear 5" heels next to her miniature husband.



    35. 35

      No way does Katy look statuesque. Her shoulders are slouched and her legs are bent. Her posture is terrible. She also looks very self conscious and miserable. That is not the face of a happily married, well-adjusted woman. Her parents, family members, and friends must be sick at heart every time they see a photo of her. So sad.



    36. 36

      Re: the last star – #18 So true, poor Katie. Her back looks hunched.
      P.S. get my answer at the Dakota post.

    37. Pike says – reply to this


      37

      Think he or she take it up the back side.

    38. Pike says – reply to this


      38

      Midget and the Bean Pole. Sounds like a movie the little guy wants to make for his mini-me daughter.



    39. 39

      Re: Pike – both



    40. 40

      She's hunched over & her knees are bent. Very poor posture. She should wear flats or say fuck it!



    41. 41

      Why does she wear such high heels if only to bend her knees and stoop her shoulders to appear shorter ? Mystery …….



    42. 42

      I heard that Katie and Tom have been given all kinds of cups by the girls down there.



    43. 43

      She's close to squatting because she need to POOP!!!



    44. 44

      something has got to be done about the Goose Neck on Katie.. Geez!! Her head enters a room before her feet……and those buckled knees.. geez, is this what happens when a midget and an amazon get together????



    45. 45

      Katy has the ugliest feet on the planet



    46. 46

      Re: yohan – Actually she is grossly skinny! Get some glasses…this girl needs to EAT



    47. 47

      Would someone please beat Katie's back with a tree branch until she straightens up? Also, take a hammer and wedge to her crooked-ass mouth!



    48. 48

      Why is her posture always so bad!??!?!?! QUIT HUNCHING!!!!!



    49. 49

      shes got tree trunks for legs



    50. 50

      .
      .
      LG CAN NOT BELIEVE TOMMY-GIRL TOM LET HIS BEARD WEAR THOSE FIERCE HEELS!!! MINI-ME WOULD TOWER OF THE HEAD QUEER OF SCIENFUKOLOGY!!!
      .



    51. 51

      Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – #20.
      .
      .
      YOU'RE SO RIGHT, SWEET! KATIE LOOKS WAAAYYYYY BETTER!
      .



    52. 52

      Kate's so gorgeous, please someone rescue her!



    53. 53

      Robokate should really not wear short skirts and shorts. She has horrible tree-trunk legs, and they make her whole figure look freakish.



    54. 54

      Re: yohan – WOW YOUR AN IDIOT



    55. 55

      she does the same look in EVERY picture her head slightly tilted forward and her eyes shyly looking to the side
      but if she stood straight up people would criticize that she is trying to stand like nicole
      nicole has posture to die for



    56. 56


    57. 57

      Her legs are so strange! They look fat, but her arms and chest are so thin!
      The legs are kind of huge!



    58. 58

      Her legs are big but if she loses any more weight her upper body will be skeletal. She needs to dress for her body type and stop slouching!! It's ugly and gives the impression she's insecure and controlled by peeweeTommy.



    59. 59

      how do it say this delicately….those look like legs of a man!…i do like tomkat though and will continue to support them…they seem like really nice people and are entertaining….



    60. 60

      Bwawahaha - Katie's hips enter the room well before her head! What's WRONG with that girl??? Her posture is utterly deplorable.



    61. 61

      Wow Kate's posture is just miserable and look at TOm all smiles!!! Hope they ar enjoying Brazil, it just happens to be one of the most beautiful countries ever! i wonder how brazilians must be feeling about having this 2 around…



    62. 62

      Run Katie Run!
      ~
      ouch she has hammer toes -yuck!-



    63. 63

      Re: HellenKiller – No, you're an idiot.



    64. 64

      Australian gossip rags are reporting that Katie is taking back control in her life and Tommy Girl is freaking out because he's losing control of her. Apparently Anon (who are also getting prime time news coverage and spurring an anti scientology report on another prime time current affairs program) have given her hope and a way out of the scientoloonie cult.

      I hold out all hope that this is true.

      I believe that many more scientologist celebutards will be leaving and talking a lot about their experiences.



    65. 65

      Someone needs to tell her to stand up straight. She looks like an old woman with bone problems.



    66. 66

      She is a gump with TERRIBLE posture…not statuesque, GUMPY-ESQUE.



    67. 67

      LEGS APART
      .
      KNEES BENT
      .
      BACK SLOUCHED
      .
      NECK FORWARD
      .
      SHE FINDS SO MANY LITTLE TRICKS TO BE, AT MOST, AN INCH SHORTER. YET SHE MAKES HERSELF LOOK SSOOO SLOUCHY AND SLUMPY.
      .
      HONEY, YOU DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO HIS HEIGHTH WHEN YOU LOOK ALL SLOUCHY!!! STAND STRAIGHT LIKE A GODDESS!!

    68. MP says – reply to this


      68

      She looks likes she's slouching. She should stand tall and own her height, no matter how many inches taller than Tom she'll be.



    69. 69

      For serious, if my hubby were 3 foot 1 I wouldn't be wearing 5 inch heals…



    70. 70

      Jealousy is a bad thing. They are a beautiful family. Some friends of mine that work in the hotel said they are cool, very affable, unlike Madonna who stated that no one at the Hotel could even look at her! People in Brazil are big fans of the couple and the little princess is a doll.



    71. 71

      For the 800th time in a staged picture together, TOm Thumb is leading Katie by tightly gripping her hand and dragging her around everywhere. Creepy!!



    72. 72

      Katie…NOT Kate looks like she's done with her husband. Guess scientology has its perks EH?



    73. 73

      Wow, he let her wear heels. Kate needs to learn how to stand up straight when wearing heels. It's not a crime to be taller than your husband (except maybe to the husband and to Xenu).



    74. 74

      I want to see nude pics